01x11 - Skateboard/Mannequin/Survival

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[Squee] Hmm...

[Ixbee] Hmm.

[babbling]


-Hmm.
-[Squee] Hmm?

[all] Hmm...


-Ha ha!
-Meep meep.

[reflective muttering]


-[whirring]
-[startled yelping]


-Ooh?
-[giggling]


-[whirring]
-[Pixbee babbling amusedly]

[Ixbee mumbling]


-[static]
-[ordering sternly]

[distant muttering]

[babbling impatiently]

[curious mumbling]


-[enraged grumbling]
-Ooh!

[sheepish laughter]

[disappointed groaning]

Mah mah! [ordering]


-[Ixbee] Mm...
-[harsh grumbling]

[Squood grumbling informatively]

[low whirring]

Meep?


-[whirring]
-Oh.

[Squood] Map mee map.

Mah maap!

[explicative grumbling]

Mah mah?


-Aha!
-Meep mah.

[sighing hoarsely] Moop!

[static]


-Heh?
-[whirring]

[tremulously intoning]

[sighing]

[cheerful babbling]


-Oh.
-[satisfied babbling]


-[beeping]
-[Pixbee] Beep.

[child shrieking in the distance]


-[popping]
-[Ixbee] Ah.

[contented babbling]

[muttering]

Mm...


-Oh...
-[intrigued muttering]

Uh
-huh. Ah!

[delighted babbling]

[clanking]

[muffled shouting]

[exclamations]

[clanking]

[muttering]

[plummeting screaming]

[consecutive thuds]

[moaning]


-[screaming]
-[Pixbee giggling]


-[Pixbee] Uh
-huh.
-[Squee] Mm
-hmm.


-[shrieking]
-[Pixbee] Oh...


-[horrified gasping]
-Ooh...

[Ixbee screaming sympathetically]

[Ixbee babbling]


-[Ixbee] Ooh!
-[man groaning]

Whoa...

[disturbed sighing]

[ordering]

[worriedly] Mah?

[nervous babbling] [gulping]

[quivering breathing]


-[Squee] Mah map.
-[Pixbee babbling encouragingly]


-[Squee] Mop.
-[loud exhalation]

[deep breathing]


-[Squee] Mop!
-Mah meh!

[grunting]

[nervously] Hey oh, hey oh...

Hey oh!

Ha! Oh?

Ha hey!

[triumphant babbling]

[unimpressed muttering]

[defeated] Mah. Wah?

[muttering]

[whining]

[Squee grumbling]

[Ixbee] Oh.

[Squee] Mah mah mah.

[anxious whimpering]

[deep breathing]

[babbling uneasily]

[unsteadily] Hey, hey, hey.

Whoa!

[moaning]


-Yah
-ha!
-[clapping]


-Ah?
-[ponderous muttering]


-[Pixbee] Oh.
-[Ixbee] Moh moh?!

[Squee] Hmm...

[groaning]

[doubtful babbling]

Yeehoo.

[Pixbee] Ay...

[zapping]


-Meh mah?
-Oh.

Eh? [giggling excitedly]

Ah, eh.

[whimpering]


-Mee
-ah!
-Mep.


-Ah!
-Mop.


-[shaky breathing]
-[muttering]

Mah. [plummeting shrieking]

[anxious shouting]

Whoa!

[exerted grunting]

Ah
-ha!

[prolonged screaming]

[whimpering fretfully]


-[slamming]
-[shrieking]


-[Ixbee squealing in pain]
-Ho ho ho!


-[muttering]
-Mah?!

[Pixbee] Whoa!

[Squee muttering]

Mo.

[compliant babbling]

[groaning]

[straining]

[strained babbling]


-[exhaustedly] Whoo...
-[panicked screaming]


-[agonized wailing]
-[crashing]


-[car alarm blaring]
-Ah?

[straining]

[babbling]

[annoyed grumbling]

[frustrated stammering]

[Squee grumbling]

[Pixbee exclaiming happily]

[clanging]


-[zapping]
-[muffled garbling]

Ah?!


-Oh.
-[babbling cheerfully]


-[Ixbee babbling anxiously]
-[sympathetic muttering]

Ah bop.

[zapping]

[unimpressed] Mee moo.

[sighing]


-[compliant muttering]
- Ah
-ha.

[rattling]

[engine sputtering]

Huh.

[babbling persuasively]


-[rattling]
-[stern muttering]

[groaning]

[reluctant whining]


-[glum sighing]
-[exclaiming]


-Whoa!
-[Ixbee exclaiming]

[frantic rambling]

[prolonged screaming]

Whoa!

[shouting fretfully]


-[lion roaring]
-[alarmed shouting]


-[elephant trumpeting]
-[Ixbee rambling]

[shrieking]

[muffled babbling]

[crunching]

[muffled babbling]

[tremulous babbling]

[shouting]

[prolonged screaming]

[disoriented stammering]

[engine sputtering]

[whimpering]

[wailing]

[forceful grunting]

[fearful stammering]

[exclaiming excitedly]


-[shrieking]
-[Pixbee cheering]

Ah?

[hysterical laughter]

Whoa! Whoa!


-[elated laughter]
-[beeping]

[muttering]

Uh
-oh.

[grunting]

[frightened whimpering]

Huh?

[gleeful cheering]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers across the cosmos!

If you've wondered why humans have yet to travel far from their home planet,

a look at the ways they love to travel provides answers.

Popular human vehicles lack storage or any controls for steering or braking,

so they're suitable for only short
-distance space travel.

Humans themselves seem disinclined to tackle vast distances at all.

But their space
-travel thinking is clear.

Before you take off, first master the landing.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet

where travel is frequently ground
-breaking: Earth.


-[rustling]
-[muffled babbling]

[Ixbee] Minga mip!

Huh?

Hmm?


-Oh.
-[muttering]

[Ixbee] Ah mip.

[grumbling]

[clinking]

[Ixbee cheerfully] Me ma mee mo.


-[Squee muttering]
-[Ixbee dismissively] No, no.

[dissatisfied muttering]


-Uh?
-[Ixbee] Mee mo ma.


-[sighing]
-[Ixbee gasping] Ma ma ah!

[alarmed shouting]

[intrigued whispering]

[quiet mumbling]

[instructing]

[anxiously] Ma? Mm.


-[straining]
-[rustling]

[apprehensive whimpering]

[inquisitive whispering]

Mee fom mee mo ma.

Mee mo?

Mee mo ma?

[contemplative babbling]

[snoring]

[determined babbling]

Mee meep.

[babbling]


-[grumbling]
-Meep mo.

[intrigued babbling]

[inspired babbling]

[strategic muttering]


-[smacking]
-[triumphant babbling]

[cheerfully] Mem mo maam.


-[smacking]
-Hey.

[cautionary whispering]

[rustling]

[straining]


-[muffled babbling]
-[groaning]

[Ixbee huffing]

Hup.

[shouting]

[aliens huffing]


-[thudding]
-[startled yelling]

[Ixbee apologetically] Ma mee.

[Squee groaning]


-[thudding]
-[startled yelling]

[Ixbee apologetically] Ma mee!

[Squee grumbling angrily]

[Pixbee squealing]


-[aliens babbling frantically]
-[crashing]


-[thudding]
-[aliens hollering]

[Ixbee groaning]

[moaning]

[concerned babbling]

Oh.


-Meep mo...map.
-[crunching]

[conversational babbling]

[aliens grunting]

[aliens panting]

[contemplative muttering]

[birds chirping]

[hopeless babbling]

[Squee muttering] Um.

[inspired babbling]

[babbling]

[excited babbling]

[aliens grunting]

[Ixbee greeting cheerfully] Bo bo!

[Ixbee giggling nervously] Mee map mo.

[straining]

[aliens breathing heavily]

[aliens sighing] Ah ah!

[quizzical babbling]

[conclusive babbling]


-[assertive grunting]
-[Ixbee babbling imitatively]

[sloshing]

[water dripping]

[Ixbee] Uh.


-Wah?
-Uh?

[ponderous babbling]

[Pixbee] Hmm...

[intrigued babbling]

[conversational babbling]

[Ixbee mimicking] Ha ha ha ha ha.


-[slamming]
-[grunting]

[Ixbee mimicking] Boh boh boh.

Hmm.

Oh me mo!

[confident babbling]

Mee mop mah.

Mee mo.

[straining]

[muttering] Uh.

[beeping]

[appeased babbling]

[informative babbling]


-[aliens hushing]
-[brakes hissing]

[Ixbee mimicking daintily] Muh buh.


-[Ixbee] Muh buh buh.
-[straining]

[engine accelerating]

[brakes hissing]

[aliens whispering]

[Ixbee] Muh buh.


-[thudding]
-[aliens screaming]

[straining]


-[bus engine accelerating]
-Hup ha mee mo.

[frantic yelling]

[panicked shouting]

[disappointed sighing]

[babbling]

[exclaiming eagerly]

[excited babbling]


-[doubtful babbling]
-Mah.

Wah. Huh!


-[muffled muttering]
-Mm...

[delighted squealing]


-[cheering]
-[applauding]

[straining]


-[distant cheering]
-Oh?

[thumping]

[Pixbee] Oh.

[heaving]

[Ixbee puffing]

[thumping]

[frenzied rambling]

[thwacking]

[Pixbee squealing]

[alarmed shouting]

[bumping]

[instructing]

[exerted groaning]

[gratefully] Hu hah.


-[excited babbling]
-Ah.


-[Pixbee squealing delightedly]
-[Squee muttering]

[jubilant cheering]

[joyous salutations]

[thumping]

[English voiceover] Greetings, celestial multitudes!

Today, we investigated an interesting subsection of the human population:

Frozen humans. What a wonderful state for them to be in.

These enlightened beings have found a way to enjoy life

without doing anything at all.

Not even dressing themselves!

Frozen humans are able to live a life of ease and relaxation

as they force the unfrozen humans to care for them

and indulge their every whim.

This is Ixbee,

reporting from the home of the most coddled frozen beings in the galaxy:

Earth.

[Squood grumbling]


-Meep ma.
-Oh.

[Squood grumbling informatively]

Ma ma map. Ma mah.

[firm ordering]

[static]


-[excited babbling]
-[anxious muttering]

[Pixbee babbling eagerly]


-Mee mo.
-[whimpering]

[Pixbee babbling delightedly]

[Squee unsteadily] Oh mee mo ma.

[Ixbee exhaling deeply]

[Pixbee babbling happily]

[shakily] Oh mee mee ma mo.

[echoing] Mee mee ma mo...

[surprised gasping]

[curious babbling]


-[curious echoing]
-Oh?

[stern babbling]

[stern echoing]

[angry yelling]

[angry echoing]

[huffily] Hmm!

[echoing huffily] Hmm!

[faint grumbling]

[enthusiastic babbling]

Mee mop!


-Ma ma me mo mam.
-[whimpering]

[grumbling]


-[grunting]
-[hammering]

Ah?

[skeptical muttering]

[reassuring babbling]


-[gasps painfully]
-[snapping]

[supportive babbling]

[muttering]


-[frantic yelling]
-[both] Oh!

[plummeting screams]


-[thudding]
-[Squee grunting]


-[crashing]
-[Squee screaming]


-[Squee moaning]
-[squeamishly] Oh.

Uh?

Ah!

[nonchalant babbling]


-Hup.
-Eh bup.

[enthusiastic babbling]


-[zipping]
-[babbling]

[smacking]

Oh?

[irritated muttering]


-Mo.
-Meep ma.

[grunting]

[angry grumbling]

[straining]

[whimpering]


-[clunking]
-[Squee grunting]

[forceful huffing]

Huh?

[wind whistling]


-[crunching]
-[Squee grunting] Ow!


-Ooh.
-[muffled whimpering]

[quizzical babbling]

[moaning]

[excited babbling]

Oh dit?

Zigga zigga zigga! Zigga zigga zigga!

Ah?

[beeping]

[wondrous babbling]

[enthusiastic babbling]

[Squee sighing reluctantly]

Meep mop, meh...mah!

Meh, mah!

Mee mee mee?


-Ma.
-Meep mo ma.


-Ah!
-Huh?

[muttering]

[confused babbling]

[sighing]

[determined babbling]


-Mah?
-Meep meep mee?

[muttering]

[amused babbling]

Hmm.


-[rambling]
-[thudding]

[angry grumbling]

[nervous giggling]

[mumbling]

[beeping]

[faint rambling]


-[thudding]
-[grunting]

[yelling]

Ah.

[Ixbee intrigued] Hmm meep mo.

[investigative babbling]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Oh!

[frustrated grumbling]

Ah?

[informative babbling]


-[Ixbee] Ma bop mow?
-[Pixbee] Huh, huh?

[excited cheering]

[exasperated grumbling]

[eager babbling]

[cheerful singing]

[Squee sighing]

[rustling]


-[thwacking]
-Oof!


-[angry grunting]
-[rustling]

[exclaiming excitedly]

[Ixbee moaning]

[huffing]

[confused babbling]

[Pixbee] Oh.

[babbling]

[screaming]


-[thudding]
-[grunting]

[demonstrative babbling]

[argumentative babbling]

[beeping]

[enlightened babbling]


-[instructional muttering]
-[crinkling]

[birds cawing]

[Ixbee agreeably] Ah.


-Mup, mup.
-[Pixbee] Ah.

[inspired babbling]

[Squee rhythmically] Mup, mup, mup.

[birds cawing]


-[crunching]
-[Ixbee] Hmm.

[frustrated yelling]

Ah.

[irritated grumbling]

[orders warningly]

[exclaiming obediently]


-Mah...
-[Ixbee] Mee mee.

[Squee] Mup, mup...

Eh. [happy squealing]

Eh.

[Ixbee babbling casually]

[chomping]

[night soundscape]

[nervous whimpering]

[owl hooting]

[hurried babbling]

[anxiously] Meh meh mee?

Mm...

[startled gasping]

[frightened shouting]

Malay.


-[frustrated grumbling]
-Whew.

[Ixbee] Oh!

[alarmed shouting]


-Malay.
-[annoyed muttering]

[relieved babbling]

[confident sneering]

[terrified shrieking]

[playful laughter]

[shrieking continues]

[groaning]

[giggling]

Ha. Ooh! [eager babbling]

[elated babbling]


-Meh moo!
-Heh?

[straining]

Ha ha!

Ah?


-[Pixbee] Hmm.
-[assured babbling]

[screaming]

[jubilant laughter]

[triumphant cheering]


-[smacking]
-Whoo
-hoo!


-Eh.
-Mee moo mah?

[Pixbee] Huh.

[Squee bellowing exasperatedly]


-[exasperated echoing]
-Mo?

[disappointed groaning]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the megacosm!

Tonight's story: Earth's mountains.

The place where humans go to voluntarily put themselves

in a series of terrifying situations.

Starting at the top, they then find a way down, only to go to great lengths

to find a way back up, which they somehow enjoy.

To properly complete the curious hobby of mountaineering,

give yourself at least six Earth months but probably much, much longer.

Perhaps for the last time,

this is Ixbee, reporting from the planet that should be much more grounded: Earth.

Please send help.


-[grumbling]
-Zigga zigga zigga zig.