02x01 - Trains/Barbershop/Gnome

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[Squood ordering]

[Ixbee responding inquisitively]

Moo moo meh!

[Pixbee] Moo moo meh!

[Squood imitating chugging]


-Ah...
-[Squood] Mah mah mah.


-Meep map!
-[grousing]

[lively babbling]

[beeping]


-[Ixbee] Moo moo meh.
-[Pixbee] Moo moo meh!

[clanking]

[contented sighing]

[Ixbee] Moo.


-[Squee] Eh!
-[Ixbee] Meh!

[all] Moo moo meh!

[impressed babbling]

Mo mo, meh.


-[Pixbee] Oh...
-[Squee] Whoa....

[straining]


-Oh.
-Ooh?

[puzzled muttering]

[Pixbee] Whoa...

[bewildered babbling]

[train whistle blowing]

[baffled deciphering]

[contemplative babbling]

Hmm...

Ah!

[enthusiastic babbling]

[exclaiming cheerfully]

[Pixbee] Mahoo!

[delighted compliance]

[pulsing]

[screeching]

[shrill laughter]

[pulsing]

[piercing screaming]

[concerned babbling]

Ho! Ah ah!

[anxious muttering]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Moo moo meh! Moo moo meh!

[worried shouting]

[chanting continues]


-[nervous groaning]
-Mm...

[urgent shouting]

[clanking]

Gabba gabba.

[burbling]

[satisfied garbling]

Ah...

[P'Tooloo] Gab gab.

[exclaiming]

[straining]

Mah.

[train whistle blowing]

[baffled burbling]

[stern ordering]

[informative garbling]

[stunned burbling]

Ah!!

Ha...

Ha gah.

Ha!

[casual babbling]

[grousing]

[Ixbee muttering nervously]

[inquisitive garbling] Go gah?

[frustrated grumbling]

[Pixbee] Mo moh!

[irritated rambling]

[displeased muttering]

[obstinate burbling]

Nuh
-uh.

[agitated babbling]

[straining]

[all shouting apprehensively]

[train roaring]

[bell dinging]

[concerned rambling]

[train whistle blowing]

[frantic garbling]

[muttering]


-Mee?
-[furiously] Oh! Mee mee mah!

[loud gloating]

[stern ordering]

[straining]

[smacking]

[exclaiming triumphantly]

Gah gah gah gah!

[train whistle blowing]

[hoarse laughter]

Gah gah!

[contemplative muttering]

Ah, ah!

[clanking]

[Ixbee, Pixbee and Squee shouting frantically]

[whooshing]

[boastful cheering]

[screaming]

[garbling]

[hysterical screaming]

[Pixbee greeting warmly]

[enraged yelling]

[furious yelling]


-Ah...
-[startled] Ga bah ba!

[perplexed] Mah mah ma?!

[trains chugging]

[frantic shouting]

[startled gasping]

[thudding]

[moaning]

[rapid exhaling]

[boastful garbling]

[dejected muttering]

[worried babbling]


-Goh!
-[groaning]

Wah?

Mm...

[gleeful babbling]

[whirring]

[confused muttering]

[pleased babbling]

Yah!

[P'Tooloo] Gabba gab gah!

[P'Tooloo shouting]

[cheering]

[distraught rambling]

[straining]

[train bell ringing]

[Ixbee] Ah
-ha!

[Pixbee cheering]

[Squee laughing cynically]

[bewildered garbling]

[hysterical rambling]

[stupefied gasping]

[hurried babbling]

[Ixbee] Yah!

[straining]

[frenzied burbling]

[hysterical shouting]

[frantic garbling]

[Ixbee and Voom] Whoa...

[deep roaring]


-[hoarse grunting]
-[crashing]

[roaring]

[burbling]

[frantic babbling]

[pulsing]

Ah!

[unsteadily] Whoa....

[intense roaring]

[deep groaning]

[beeping]

[pulsing]

[screeching]

[slamming]

[high
-pitched] Eh. Ah bam?

[agitated ordering]

Bah.

[pulsing]

[giggling]

[exclaiming gleefully]

[pulsing]

[delighted squealing]

[pulsing]

[frustrated garbling]

[Ixbee protesting angrily]

Huh?


-[clears throat]
-Oh.

[apathetic babbling]

[casual garbling]

[muttering]

[Squee sighing]

[disappointed muttering]

Hmm...

[pulsing]

[Pixbee] Ah, ha!

[jubilant cheering]

Ah.

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers across the galaxy!

This week, we investigated the long metal transport tubes that humans call "trains,"

and discovered they're very small.

Even a human baby would be far too big for these tiny traveling tubes.

Who knows how long it will take humans

to figure out how to grow their trains to a larger size?

Until then, they will remain useful only to Earth's most microscopic inhabitants.

This is Ixbee,

reporting from the strangest planet in the universe:

Earth.

[intrigued mumbling]

Mang oh mee...

[rattling]

Mm...

[Squee muttering contemplatively]

Ooh.

[cheerful exclaiming]


-Ah hey!
-Mo...


-[rattling]
-[playful rambling]

[interested muttering]


-Meep!
-[startled gasping]


-[Squood ordering]
-[Pixbee rambling playfully]


-[splatting]
-[annoyed muttering]

Ooh...

[frantic rambling]

[obedient shouting]

[irritated grumbling]

Mah!

[Pixbee] Oh...

[informative grumbling]

Meh mo map! Meh ap!

[ordering]


-[Squee sighing]
-[rattling]

[playful babbling]


-Bap!
-[screaming]

[disoriented yelling]

[Pixbee exclaiming]

[door bell jingling]


-[Ixbee] Meh, mah mah mah.
-[Squee] Mm
-hmm.

Oh...

[intrigued muttering]


-Mm.
-[captivated babbling]

Oh?

[fascinated demonstrating]


-Mo mo?
-Eh.

Mm...

Meh.

[grousing]


-[gasping]
-Mah!

[elatedly] Mee mo mah!

[infatuated babbling]


-Mm.
-Ah.


-Mm...
-[explanatory muttering]

[frustrated babbling]

[grumbling]

[beeping]

[fascinated gasping]

Map mo mee mee mo?

[explanatory mumbling]


-Moo.
-[muttering]

Ah
-ha.

[jubilant babbling]

Mm.


-[straining]
-[groaning]

[concerned whimpering]

[pleased babbling]

Mm...

[Squee grunting tenaciously]


-[casual humming]
-[spritzing]

[repulsed sputtering]

Mm
-hmm.

[whirring]

[delightedly] Mm.

[contented sighing]

[stunned gasping]

[thrilled laughter]

[overjoyed babbling]

[bragging]

Ha.


-Meef mee mep?
-Mo.


-Mm...
-[confused muttering]

[irritated mumbling]

Hmm...

[beeping]


-[Squee] Oh!
-[inquisitive muttering]


-Meh mome.
-Mm?

Eh?

[Squee] Ah!

[delighted babbling]


-[Ixbee] Meh moh...
-[Squee] Ha
-ha.

[buzzing]

[startled babbling]

[Squee] Oh!

[prolonged screaming]


-[crashing]
-Ooh.

[moaning]

Mm.

[distant buzzing]

Oh. Ah, ah.

[Ixbee shouting urgently]

Oh, oh. Oh!

[blowing raspberry]

[Ixbee] Mee!

[Ixbee and Pixbee yelling urgently]

Ah! Mee bee bom.

[Squee] Mee bee bom!


-[panting]
-[buzzing]


-[panicked rambling]
-[approaching buzzing]

Ah! Ah!!

[heroic ordering]

[both] Ah!


-[straining]
-[rapid babbling]

[buzzing]

[alarmed shouting]


-[moaning]
-[buzzing]

Oh!

Meega mah. meega mah!

[straining]

[heavy breathing]

Whew!

[unsteady shouting]

[hopeless cries]

[whimpering]

[buzzing]

[Pixbee shouting excitedly]

[flustered gasping]


-[Ixbee] Hey!
-[gleeful hollering]

[ecstatic shouting]

[playful shouting]

[beeping]

[affectionate blathering]

[puzzled babbling]

[door bell jingling]

[slow buzzing]

[doleful sobbing]

[whimpering]

[clanking]

[relieved babbling]

[grateful babbling]


-[proud muttering]
-[humble giggling]

Hmm.

[beeping]

[Ixbee] Oh!

Mah, mey mah!

Mee meep!


-Huh
-huh?
-Mm
-hmm.


-Meh heh?
-Mm
-hmm.

Mm.

Oh!

[metal scraping]

Mo.

[sniffling]

At
-choo!

[Pixbee giggling]

Oh? Bem?

[hesitant muttering]

Ah! Ah!

At
-choo!

Oh.


-Mah!
-[unsettled babbling]

[muttering disapprovingly]

Eh...


-[slicing]
-[Ixbee] Oh.


-[slicing]
-[Ixbee babbling nervously]

[astonished mumbling]

[slicing]

Balaa!

Meh?


-Meh?
-[proudly] Bah?

[delighted squealing]

[door bell jingling]

Oh! Ooh!

[hurried whispering]

[vigilant whispering]

Baba bah?!


-[elated babbling]
-[disapproving whispers]

[urgent hissing]


-[distant buzzing]
-Huh?

Uh...

Whoa...

[delighted giggling]

[urgent shouting]

[dejected sighing]

Ah
-ha!

[determined babbling]

[engine sputtering]

[engine revving]

[exclaiming exultantly]

[anxious babbling]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the ether.

Few planets in the cosmos have more natural gardens than Earth.

But the most impressive gardens of all

are the ones that humans maintain on their heads.

Humans tend these "head gardens" carefully.

There is even a special person whose only job is to garden heads.

They call these special humans "head gardeners."

Head gardeners are very important,

because the bigger your head garden, the more power you possess.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet

that cares more about what's on your head than what's in it...

Earth.

[Squood barking orders]


-[Ixbee] Oh...
-[Pixbee] Oh.


-Meep map.
-[Ixbee] Ah...

Meep map.

[all] Oh...

[hoarsely] Meep maap....


-Mah map!
-[furious grumbling]

Map map map meep map. Mop!!

Ah...


-Bebo.
-Mee meep.

[whooshing]

[fascinated gaping]

[clanking]

[casual chatter]

[inquisitive babbling]

[Ixbee] Mee mah...


-[Squee] Oh.
-[Ixbee] Ooh.


-[pulsing]
-[Ixbee] Oh?

[Squee and Ixbee] Hmm.

[all] Oh...


-[beeping]
-Ah
-ha!

[straining]

[Ixbee shouting unsteadily]


-[dog growling]
-[Ixbee] Oh...


-[barking]
-[Ixbee babbling uneasily]

[Ixbee yelling]

[agonizing screams]

[frantic shouting]

[Squee] Oh, oh!


-[barking continues]
-[desperate pleading]

Oh!


-[shrieking]
-Ay!


-[panting]
-[distressed bawling]

[heavy breathing]

[whimpering] Ooh hoo! Ooh hoo!

[relieved] Hoo...

[Squee] Oh...

[Ixbee] Oh.

[eager babbling]


-Heh
-hey!
-Oh.

Ah, ah.

[inquiring eagerly]

Hmm.

[stern ordering]

[friendly inquiring]

[disheartened whimpers]

Hmm...

[shrill laughter]

Oh...

[babbling excitedly]


-Ah ha?
-Ah...

[casual babbling]

[all] Mee!

[snapping]

[cheerful babbling]

[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

[Pixbee babbling gleefully]

[Pixbee] May mee!!


-[frightened screaming]
-[alarmed babbling]


-[snapping]
-[prolonged screaming]

Ah!

[all] Mee!

[farting]

[disgusted yelling]

[phone ringing]

[all muffled] Memo! Memo?

[all] Memo?!

[microphone feedback]

[clearing throat]

[lively inquiring]

[disappointed whimper]

[buoyant inquiring]

[discontented babbling]


-[both] Mm?
-[revolted shouting]

Gab gab gab gah, gah gah! Ah?

[irritated exhaling]

[enraged stammering]

[furious babbling]

[outraged yelling]

Mmm...

[growling]

[cheerful garbling]

Ha ha ha ha!

[exultant cheering]

Hmm...

[alarm ringing]


-Oh?
-Aw...

[confused babbling]

[inquisitive muttering]

[ringing ceases]

[relieved sighing]

[casual babbling]

Ah?

Ah...

[friendly babbling]

[startled gasp]

[agitated yelling]

[rapid garbling]

[enraged shouting]

[flustered babbling]

[Breeblebee unlocking]

[whizzing]

[P'Tooloo] Gab gab gah! Gabba!

[angry muttering]

[beeping]

[Pixbee] Uh... Eh...

[Ixbee] Mah mah mee... Mow mow!


-[Pixbee] Beep.
-[beeping]


-Hey!
-[popping]


-[protesting angrily]
-[popping]

[miserable muttering]


-[baffled garbling]
-[popping]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Mah meh!


-Aw!
-[popping]

[whooshing]

[blabbering playfully]

[rapid beeping]


-[popping]
-[cheering]

[ecstatic babbling]

Oh! Oh, ah.

[grateful blabbering]

[determined burbling]

[austere garbling]

[P'Tooloo groaning]

[nervously] Eh?

[popping]

[popping]

[exclaiming cheerfully]

[gleefully] Ha ha!

[frustrated garbling]

Yah!


-[dejected whimpering]
-[popping]

Ha ha!!

[popping]


-[popping]
-Hey!

[elated cheering]


-Mee mo.
-Oh?

[popping]

[Ixbee groaning]

[popping]

[triumphant garbling]


-[cheering]
-[popping]

[cheering]

Aw...

[cheering]

[groaning]

[cheering]

[responsive cheering and groaning]


-[popping]
-[beeping]


-[cheering]
-[popping]

[frantic beeping]

[repeated popping]


-[popping]
-[Pixbee hollering]

[clanking]

[anxious babbling]

[panting]

[horrified shouting]

[straining]

Ah?

[huffing]


-[shattering]
-[all] Oh.

[cheerless whimpering]

[violent spurting]

[English female voiceover] In tragic news today,

England's best
-known gardening expert was terribly injured

in the hands of a news crew from Blurbee Seven.

The popular horticultural guru

was assessing the comfiness of a local lawn,

when accosted unprovoked by the crew,

who then added insult to injury.

It's unknown if he'll recover, or ever be seen in another garden again.

This is P'Tooloo,

reporting from the lowest
-rating planet in the universe:

Earth.

[clicking]

[grumbling]