02x02 - Florist/Fashion/Teeth

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

Meep mop meh...

[mischievous muttering]

Ha
-ha...

Heh...

[contented muttering]

[delighted giggling]


-[enraged yelling]
-Ooh! Ha!


-Ah, ooh.
-[uneasy babbling]

[irritated grumbling]


-[relieved sighing]
-Hoo!

[unimpressed muttering]

[barking orders]

Mop mah. Meep mah.

[Squood grumbling instructively]

[Squood] Mee mah, mee mah!

[Squood gushing enthusiastically]


-Oh...
-Ah.

Meh meh mop. Meh moo meep?

[all complying eagerly]

Meh mo meep, meh mo, ma.

[beeping]

[Squood] Mm
-hmm. Meh mo moh la.

Map. [stern ordering]


-Mop!
-[static]

[excited babbling]


-Ha
-ha!
-[shrieking]

[Pixbee giggling]

[all] Ah!!

[jungle soundscape]

[uncertain mumbling]

[intrigued murmuring]

[Ixbee] Ah...

Mmm...

[muttering]

[beeping]

[disconcerted muttering]


-Ah?
-[concerned babbling]

Oh! [uneasy babbling]

Shh! Shh!

Mah mah mah.

Oh...

[anticipative babbling]


-Mmm...
-[hesitant babbling]

[birds chirping in the distance]


-Ha...
-Whoa!

Whoa...

[fascinated muttering]


-Oh...
-Ah?

[captivated babbling]

[in awe] Meep nah mah...

[startled whispering]

[Squee gasping]

[Ixbee] Oh...


-Wah.
-Shh, ah pa pa!

Ah, ah, ah...

Ooh!

[exhales slowly]

Ah, ah, ah!


-[exhales slowly]
-Whoo.

Heh...

[loud sneezing]

[panicked shouting]

[electronic roaring]

[heavy panting]

[relieved sighing]

[sneezing]

[bemused inquiring]


-[aggrieved whining]
-Ah?

Mah mah mee.

Bah! Ah!

[irritated grumbling]

Ah!

[grumbling]

[sniffling] Ah!

[antagonized grumbling]

Heh bon! [muffled sneezing]


-Mah moh mah...
-[congested sniffling]

[sluggish muttering]

[cheerful babbling]

[unengaged muttering]

[Squee] Hmm.

Huh...

[intrigued babbling]

Ha
-ha!

[casual humming]

[startled shouting]

Ah! [worried whimpering]

Ah? Oh.

[struggling grunts]

Hmm.

[annoyed muttering]

Oh! [alarmed screaming]

Ah! [frantic pleading]


-Huh?
-Beh beh meem.

[Ixbee whimpering]

[Squee explaining]

[Squee blowing raspberry]

[stern ordering]

Mah? [inquires demandingly]


-[agitated arguing]
-[Ixbee whimpering]

[frustrated grumbling]

[desperate sobbing]

[whimpering]

[irritated grumbling]

[innocent babbling]


-[disgruntled grumbling]
-[Ixbee sobbing feebly]

[groaning]


-Bah bo.
-[resentful complaining]

[excited giggling]


-[moaning]
-Ah.

[revolted coughing]


-[beeping]
-[Ixbee] Oh.


-Meep.
-Meh, meep mop!


-[Squee] Oh.
-[Pixbee] Meh mo...

[Squee babbling curiously]

[Ixbee] Oh! [Squee] Ah...

Ah
-ha.

[explanatory babbling]


-Meh.
-Ah.

[both] Mep mo!

Mep neh
-meh moh mam!

[struggling grunts]

[jubilant laughing]

Neh?


-Hmm.
-[sadly] Oh.


-[consolatory muttering]
-[exclaims cheerfully]

[struggling grunts]

[babbling]


-Heh
-heh!
-Ha.


-Oh.
-Ah...

[Pixbee exclaims cheerfully]

[Ixbee intoning unsteadily] Woo
-hoo!


-[Pixbee] Eh bo!
-[Ixbee] Oh!

[Ixbee] Mep no mah moo!


-[Squee stammering apprehensively]
-Moo, moo!

[exhilarated shouting]

[screaming]


-[Pixbee] Oh...
-[Ixbee] Oh. Meh meh meh!


-[Pixbee] Ha
-ha!
-[Ixbee] Ah...

Achoo!

[fascinated] Ah...

Ah.

Achoo!


-Ah
-ha!
-[uncontrollable sneezing]

[Pixbee laughing]

Woo!


-Oh!
-Ah?


-[blades whirring]
-[Ixbee] Oh.


-Oh.
-Eh.

[nervous stammering]

[fearful rambling]


-[blades whirring]
-[apprehensive whining]

Mah?

[popping]

[panicked screaming]

[Ixbee] Whoa oh, oh!

Whoa!

[determined rambling]

[thudding]

[elated cheering]

Ah! Meep ma mo ma!


-[rustling]
-[fascinated babbling]

[hesitant mumbling]

[contemplative babbling]

[fearful gulping]

[nervous whispering]


-Ha.
-[greeting gnomes timorously]


-Mah ma?
-[Squee shushing]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Mah meh...

[whispering] Meh me, me.

[intensifying whimpers]

[exhaling] Huh ha!


-Whoa!
-[sprinkler jetting]

[startled] Ma mah mee mah.

Huh?

[determined babbling]


-[sprinkler jetting]
-[exerted huffing]

[triumphant boasting]

[dazzled babbling]

[gentle murmuring]


-[rumbling]
-[startled gasping]

[uncertain babbling]

[contemplative pondering]

Bam!

[explanatory babbling]


-Ah wah.
-Ah.


-[Pixbee] Huh.
-[Squee] Mm
-hmm.

[careful murmuring]


-[anxious mumbling]
-[Squee] Ba bah?

[panicked shouting]


-[triumphant cheering]
-[elated laughing]


-[rumbling]
-Achoo!

Oh, oh.


-[crackling]
-[Squee shouting fearfully]

[Ixbee] Oh, oh, oh!

[shrieking]

[heavy thudding]

[sprinkler jetting]

[frantic rambling]

[rambling continues]

[all] Whoa!!

[rapid panting]

[door creaking]

[Pixbee shouting urgently]


-[screaming]
-[metal scarping]

[exhausted sighing]


-Ha
-ha!!
-[slapping]

[disconcerted muttering]

Ah!

[agitated shouting]

[slamming]

Ah. [satisfied muttering]

Achoo! [blowing raspberry]

[weary groaning]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers across the Galaxy!

Today, I'm reporting on Earth's jungles; the lush, green places

that humans cut down to give each other on special occasions.

Be it your best friend's bragel day, or you and your loved one's glarbaversary.

A trimmed piece of Earth's jungle might be the perfect gift to give.

For an extra fee, another human will even deliver the jungle right to your door.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet whose jungles make amazing presents:

Earth.

[Ixbee yawning]

[lip
-smacking]

[contemplative muttering]

Ha! [yawning]

Heh, meh map.

Meh bop. Eh...

Ha...

[explanatory babbling]

[Pixbee] Wah.

[heavy panting]

[confidently] Mep map.

[friendly babbling]

[Ixbee] Moo
-
-ah, ah!!


-[vicious snarling]
-[Ixbee shrieking hysterically]

Oh. Eeh.

[fabric tearing]

Ooh...

[shaky huffing]

[disgruntled babbling]

Mee mep!


-Ah?
-[eager babbling]


-Hey, moop!
-[liquid glugging]


-[Squee shouting urgently]
-[pot bubbling]

Meh meh may... [slurping]

[unsettled grunting]

[intense splattering]


-[Ixbee moaning feebly]
-Ah?

Ah...

[aggravated complaining]

Doink.


-[vacuum whirring]
-[nervous babbling]

[flustered yelling]


-[struggling grunts]
-[fabric tearing]

[Ixbee] Ah!

[Ixbee] Brr.


-[groaning]
-[giggling]

[exasperated sighing]

[machine dinging]

[Pixbee] Oh? Ah?

Oh. [angry groaning]

Oh.

[shocked babbling]

[muttering]

[sheepish babbling]

[irritated grumbling]

[Ixbee] Ooh...


-Mm
-mm.
-[captivated babbling]

[dispirited] Ah!

[sharply] Hmm.


-[Pixbee] Oh...
-[Ixbee suggesting enthusiatically]

[uninterested muttering]

Aww.

[Ixbee babbling yearningly]

Hey! Ha.


-[grumbling]
-Ah?

Aw! [disappointed whining]

[Ixbee babbling keenly]

Oh.

[Ixbee stammering]

[passionate rambling]

Oh. [moaning]

Ya
-ho!

[Squee muttering approvingly]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Mah mo!

[Ixbee] Oh!

[wishful pleading]

[elated cheering] Mee
-mee
-mee
-mee!

Hey!!

[Pixbee shouting]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Whoa...

[Pixbee] Ah.

[clanking]

[Pixbee] Mah mo!

Hmm. [intrigued babbling]

Moh...

[eager babbling]

Ooh. [enthralled babbling]

Oh. Hmm.

Eh
-meh! Ha?

[Pixbee] Ah!

[contemplative muttering]

Ah... Oh.

[Squee] Ah?

[pensive muttering]

Heh. [ordering]

Mah. [compliant babbling]

Mah map?

Oh.


-[snapping]
-Whoa.

[cheerful shouting]

[struggling grunts]


-[chuckling]
-[stern grumbling]

[snapping]

[playful complying]

[bold flaunting]

Moo...


-Eh...
-Ha
-ha.

[snapping]

[snapping]

[intermittent snapping]

[uninterested muttering]

Mo mah? [delighted squeal]

[snapping continues]


-[Squee] Oh...
-[Pixbee laughing]

[disapproving]

[casual babbling]

[clothes hangers rattling]

Mah meh beh bom.

[intrigued muttering]


-[Squee] Ah.
-[Ixbee] Ah...

[cheerful babbling]


-Ha.
-[paper shredding]


-[captivated] Ah...
-[disapprovingly] Mah.

Aw.


-Ah!
-Meh.

Oh... aw.


-[disappointed whining]
-Hmm...


-Ah
-ha!
-Mep mep meh.


-[paper shredding]
-[eager babbling]

[Ixbee] Ooh!

[approvingly] Meep mah meh!

[excited babbling]

[all] Ah.

[curious muttering]

[struggling grunts] Hem.

Bap bap bap?

[frustrated muttering]

Mah bem bem?

Mem mep?

Uh?

Meh. Meh mo mah.

Hmm.


-Moh?
-Oh!

[unsteady muttering]

[terrified screaming]

[worried babbling]

[panicked stammering]

Meh! [struggling grunts]

[screaming]

[hysterical shrieking]

Huh?

[gasping]

[relieved sighing]

[giggling]

Ah
-da.

[frantic screaming]

Ah
-da.

[Ixbee yelling furiously]

Oh...

Meh mo mah!

Ah
-ha!

Ah...

[impressed babbling]


-[distant audience clapping]
-[all] Huh?

Ooh.


-[eager babbling]
-Mee mo mah.

[audience chattering]

Mah map nee mah mah.

[pensive muttering]

Huh. [intrigued babbling]

Beep bee
-beep?

[approvingly] Neh.

Ah
-ha.

[Ixbee] Meep map, mo mop, meh mah mah?

[mesmerized muttering]

[beeping]

[Ixbee] Whoa...

Oh!

[confident babbling]

Oh! [unsteady shouting]

[audience gasping]

[audience whispering]

[anxiously] Uh...

Uh huh.

[funky upbeat music]

Heh heh...

[encouraging whispers]

[audience gasping]

[Ixbee mumbling nervously]

[concerned whispering]

[nervous whimpering]

[Squee warns]

[confident babbling]

[boldly] Meh moo mee mah mah.


-[audience] Oh.
-Mah mah pah!

Meh ming mah!

Oh!

[audience gasping]

[audience cheering]


-[camera shutters clicking]
-[puzzled muttering]

Ah
-heh!

Eh...

Ah ah
-ha.

[cheering]

[city soundscape]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers from planets far and wide!

Today, we investigate Earth fashion, which is achieved by human designers

sticking together random objects which are then worn by other humans.

Surprisingly, humans showcasing fashion appears so extraordinary

that even aliens can walk among them completely undetected.

In fact, one of our own has set the latest trend in human fashion

with this daring display of our galactic wear.

You can't deny that these humans look fabulous.

This is Ixbee, signing off from the fashion capital of the Universe:

Earth.

[cheerful exclaiming]

Mah mah.


-[machine dinging]
-[contented sighing]

[delighted babbling]

[dinging]

[frenzied slurping]


-[static]
-[Squood babbling]


-Oh?
-Ooh.

Mee mah mop, mee mah mop.

Mee mop! [abrupt grumbling]

[Squood] Meh mah.

[aliens] Oh.


-[Squood] Meh mee.
-[startled gasping]


-[Squood] Mah moo.
-[all disturbed] Whoa!

[Squood] Mah mah.

[revolted groaning]

[fascinated rambling]

[enraged grumbling]

Mop?!

[enthusiastic gibbering]

Ah.

[Pixbee] Ah! Meh mo!

[contemplative babbling]

[Ixbee] Oh. [Pixbee] Ah! Ah!


-Meh... beep.
-[beeping]

[Squee muttering pensively]

[Pixbee] Hmm...

[captivated babbling]

[Pixbee] Beep.

[Pixbee] Hmm...

[appalled muttering]


-[disgusted] Ooh.
-Beep.

Ha. [curious babbling]

[eager lisping]

[satisfied mumbling]

[struggling slurps]

Eh...

Oh.

[clattering]

[vicious snarling]

Ooh.

Whoo.

[shrill babbling]

Ah ha
-ha!

[uncontrollable snarling]

[clattering]

[Ixbee] Whoa...

Aw.

[discordant vocalizing]

[concerned babbling]

Mee mop.

[shocked babbling]

[Pixbee] Oh...

[Ixbee] Oh...

[Pixbee] Uh
-huh, uh
-huh.

[eager babbling]

[casual humming]

[Squee] Huh.

[anticipative lisping]

Ah hey ya.

[all] Eh...

[squeaking]

[struggling grunts]

[moaning]

Eh.

[worried lisping]

[groaning]

[Squee gibbering explicatively]

[Ixbee] Oh.

Eh...

[muttering]

[all] Bleurgh!

[anxious sighing]

[loud drilling]

[sawing]

[muffled screaming]

[engine revving]

[fearful whimpering]

[digital sh**ting noises]

[shouting]

[resistant stammering]

[struggling grunts]


-[Ixbee shrieking]
-[Squee ordering sternly]


-[Squee] Huh.
-[Pixbee] Oh.

[fearful lisping]

Nah no. Oh!


-Ah.
-[giggling]

Ah?

[Squee] Oh...

Oh...

[pensive muttering]

[air rushing]

[intrigued muttering]

[puzzled babbling]

[dissatisfied muttering]

[Squee] Uh... Hmm.

[metal clanking]

[Squee] Ah
-ha!

[anxious questioning]


-Oh, oh, oh.
-[cooing]

[muffled garbling]


-[beeping]
-[air whooshing]

[Ixbee shrieking violently]

[Ixbee garbling]

[Squee] Hmm. [muttering]

[Pixbee] Oh...

[cheerful babbling]


-[Pixbee] Ah?
-[pensive muttering]


-Uh...
-Uh.

[instructive babbling]

[stern ordering]

[nervous lisping]

[harsh commanding]

[compliant lisping]

Hmm...

[Ixbee] Ha heh ha?

Hmm. Bah bah bah...

Oh!

[Pixbee babbling casually]

[Ixbee gagging]

[Ixbee] Oh.

[startled gasping]

[Pixbee] Mah...

[exasperated lisping]

Ah. Meh bah bah, meh bah bah.

[apprehensively] Ah... Eh, heh.

[Pixbee] Meh bah bah, meh bah bah.

[Squee muttering confusedly]

Huh?

[perplexed muttering]

[Ixbee garbling]

[Squee] Huh? Meh mup.


-[Ixbee garbling]
-[Squee] Oh.

[struggling grunts]

[appalled babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[Ixbee gibbering]

Hiya! Hiya
-ya!

Meuh!

[Pixbee] Hi! Hi! Hi!

[Ixbee groaning indifferently]

[babbling painfully]

[worried yelling]

Mee moh!

[Pixbee shouting]

Oof!

[anxious inquiring]


-Huh?
-Huh?

Huh?

[irritated grumbling]

[cheerful lisping]

[sniffling]

[chagrined whimpering]

Moo map moh.

[friendly babbling]

[explanatory babbling]

[Ixbee] Oh!

[Squee explaining cheerfully]

Wadoh...

[laughing]

[drowsy muttering]

[chuckling]

Mah mah meh...

Meh moo no mah.

Ha
-ha huh....

[clattering]

Beep.

[English voiceover] Greetings, beings from across worlds.

Tonight's story: human teeth,

and the magical fairies who pay good money for them.

Yes, these tiny flying beings discretely sneak into humans' homes

while they sleep, and replace their teeth with gold, silver, or when stingy,

mere pieces of small coloured paper.

Sources say the teeth of the small, cute humans are worth the most.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet with the most lucrative body parts: Earth.