02x03 - Pool/Dinner Party/Skiing

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[aliens panting]

[struggling grunts]

[strained grumbling]

[cheering]

[Ixbee chanting] Ma ma, mee mo ma!


-Ha ha ha.
-[startled shouting]

[cheerful babbling]

[barking orders]

[Squood] Maargh! Meep ma.

[Squood explaining]

Ha ha!

[explanation continues]

[cheering]

Mee mop... Moh!

[eager babbling]

[unsteady screaming]

[aliens shouting]

[Ixbee] Whoa...

[screaming]

[crashing]

[relieved sighing] Maargh!

[mimicking pirates]

Uh...


-Ma map me mo.
-Shh.

[whispering]


-[water rushing]
-[all] Ah.

[Ixbee whispering] Mah moh mee...

[excited babbling]


-Meh mo!
-Aargh.

[Ixbee] Maargh!

[fascinated babbling]


-[both] Ooh.
-[Squee muttering]

[explanatory muttering]


-Ma map?
-Ma map.

Aargh.

Yi ya! Mah!


-[Pixbee exclaiming cheerfully]
-[camera snapping]

[Ixbee] Mee mo mee, mama may!

[pensive muttering]

[beeping]

[captivated babbling]

[eager babbling]


-[giddy pleading]
-[sighing]


-[playful shouting]
-Woo!

[displeased grunting]

Zigga za, zigga za, zigga za!

[unimpressed muttering]

[informative babbling]

Meh mam meh mam...

[whining]

[uncomfortable whimpering]


-[pensive babbling]
-Uh?

[frantic rambling]


-[Ixbee] Woo
-hoo!
-[splashing]

[relieved sighing]

Mee mo mee?


-Hmm.
-[giggling]

[gasping]

Oh. [Squee panicking]

[alarmed intoning]

Ah...

[Pixbee shouting urgently]

[whirring]

[panicked shouting]

Ah...

[panicked shouting]

Ah... meh?

[frantic shouting]


-[Pixbee screaming]
-Ma ma me mo...


-Deh deh!
-[concerned intoning]

Ma ma mee mo. Uh?

Ah! Wah! [gurgling]


-Oh!
-Ow!

[echoed screaming]

[concerned rambling]

[echoed burbling]

[water bubbling]

[gasping]

[relieved rambling]

Oh! [tender babbling]

Oh! [tender babbling]

[murmuring]


-[beeping]
-[Ixbee] Ma ma ma mo.

[intrigued babbling]


-[excited exclaiming]
-Ooh!

[Pixbee babbling]


-[Squee] Ah.
-[Ixbee] Oh!

[enthusiastic babbling]


-[engine whirring]
-Oh!

Gab gabalah.

[burbling]


-[beeping]
-[P'Tooloo] Mmm...

[growling]

Ha!

[intense snarling]

[giddy gibbering]

Aargh.

Aargh.

[cheerfully] Aye!


-Aargh.
-Mmm.

Mah! Gab gabba da!


-Mee mo
-
-ooh!
-Gab gabidda gabbida gah!

Ah! Ey!

[argumentative shouting]


-[Squee whistling]
-[both] Huh?

[explanatory babbling]

Aargh.


-Ah ha!
-[fascinated burbling]

Ho! Ha!

Ha! Ah!

Eh... ha!

Hmm!


-Mem ma... ma ma ma.
-[seagulls squawking]

Gabbah gah. Ah...


-Mee mo ma!
-Gah! Huh!

[grunting]

[intrigued prattling]

Ooh! Ah!

Ow! [whimpering]

[sulking]

Gabba gah.


-[chuckling]
-Hey ya!

[stammering]

Whoa. Ha ha!


-[forceful grunting]
-Hah hah!

Mee ma mo oh!

Ah!

Ah?

[grunting]

[hollering]


-Ugh! Oh!
-[triumphant laughing]

[cheering]

[informative babbling]


-[beeping]
-[Squee] Ha
-haargh!


-Map nem nay!
-Gah.

Mo! Mah mon!

[apathetically] Gabba gah, gah gah gah.

Goh ahn.


-[screaming]
-[triumphant laughing]

[irritated grumbling]

Aww.


-[firm intoning]
-[frantic burbling]

[chuckling]

[groaning]

[startled gasping]

[whirring]

[panicked shrieking]

[cheering]

Aargh!

[rustling]

Eh? Ma mope.

[captivated rambling]


-Oh way
-Mah.


-Ah!
-[cheering]

Aargh!

[English voiceover] Greetings, beings from across the nebula.

Today I'm reporting on yet another strange human activity.

Earth dwellers apparently love to hide things.

For some reason, they put things in the oddest places

and then other humans try to find them.

But if you enjoy searching and you're not afraid of scary sea creatures,

waterfalls, or the humans known as "pirates"...

[speaking like a pirate] ...Ha
-haargh! You may end up with a chest

full of fortunes.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the most mixed up,

hiding
-things
-y planet in the Universe: Earth.


-[Ixbee] Neh.
-[clicking]


-Neh.
-[clicking]

Ooh!

[Ixbee] Oh boh.

[Squee] Mmm ber bah.

Meep mo ma.

Ah.... [frenzied gobbling]

[sighing]

Meep mo mah.

[inspired rambling]


-[excited babbling]
-Meh, meh?!

[slurping] Ah?

[belching]

Mah.

[weary muttering]


-[beeping]
-[informative babbling]

[Pixbee exclaiming excitedly]

Ooh! [dazzled babbling]

Mag ah? Beep.


-[Ixbee] Mo meh mah!
-[popping]

[captivated babbling]


-Meep mo ma.
-Huh.

[puzzled babbling]


-Ay va beep.
-[static]

[snoring]

[snorting]

[clearing throat] [Pixbee exclaiming]

[startled grumbling]

[Pixbee] Hey.

[stammering]

[friendly questioning]

[clearing throat]

[invitational babbling]

Moop?

[cheerful rambling]

Moo meep?

[sincere intoning]

[flattered grumbling]

[firm intoning]

[cheerful babbling]

Mee mop... moop!

[pensive babbling]

Hmm... meep meeper.

Mee mo ma. Ma kah may...

[contented babbling]

[pleased intoning] Oh!

Buh! Wubba wubba! [tender babbling]


-[kissing]
-[sighing]


-[doorbell chiming]
-[excited intoning]

[eager babbling]

[clearing throats]

[spitting]


-[popping]
-Meh moh.


-Meh.
-[cordial babbling]

[graciously] Meh meh meh.

[babbling]

[intrigued grumbling]

[baffled whispering]

Ma ma mo?


-[intrigued murmuring]
-[inspired whispering]

[uncertain rambling]

[repulsed intoning]


-[Pixbee] Oh...
-[revolted gagging]

[nauseated gasping]

Bah!

[contented babbling]

[concentrated murmuring]

[excited exlaiming]


-[Pixbee] Beep.
-[popping]

Ah ha.


-[struggling grunts]
-[squishing]

Muah! [chuckling]

[impatient grumbling]

Meh meh bah...

[cordial babbling]

Mee mop! Ma ma ma!


-Mee mee meep?
-Mee ma mo...

[gurgling]


-Muh.
-[murmuring]


-Beep.
-[popping]


-Beep.
-[popping]

[confounded babbling]

[impatient grumbling]


-[beeping]
-[Ixbee] Oh.


-[motivated babbling]
-Ah ah.

[Pixbee] Oh... beep.

[popping]


-[focused rambling]
-[muttering]

Hup mee mum.


-[sloshing]
-Ew.

[informative babbling]

[inspired rambling]

[conversational babbling]


-[splatting]
-Ooh...

[grumbling] Muh...

[alarmed whispering]

[Squee ordering]


-Ah!
-[clattering]

[instructive rambling]

Mee mo meh.


-[sizzling]
-Mee mo.


-[cordial babbling]
-[whooshing]

Zigga zigga zigga...

[nervous prattling]


-Mee mo!
-Zigga!

[urgent exclaiming]

[cordial babbling]


-Mee mo ma.
-[nervous stammering]


-[Pixbee and Ixbee rambling]
-[murmuring]


-[Ixbee coughing]
-Doink.


-Ooh, ma mo.
-[frenzied babbling]

Ha ha!


-[fire crackling]
-[sputtering]

Mah
-ha!

Mee ma!


-[splatting]
-Mah.

[sheepish giggling]

Mah!


-Ooh.
-Ah?

[grumbling]


-[angry grumbling]
-[apologetic whimpering]

[eager babbling]

Mee mah... meh.

Eh?

Mee mo map. [chomping]

Hmm.

[gulping]

[contentedly] Mee ma mah!


-[relieved sighing]
-[nervous giggling]

Mee ma ma!

[delighted intoning]

[relieved babbling]

[proud exclaiming]

[delighted intoning]

Ma mo mee ma!

Ooh. Ah...


-Ah?
-Hmm, ah...

Hey! [playful babbling]

Ah...

[focused rambling] Oh!

Mope! Mip!


-Ah...
-Uh?

Mop... mmm.

Ah... [gurgling]

[dismissive chuckling]


-Ooh.
-Ah.

Mee mo ma... Whoa! [intense gurgling]

Muh mo.

Bah! Boh! Bah!

[panicked shouting]

[concerned babbling]


-[unzipping]
-[excessive farting]


-[forceful moaning]
-[farting]

[zipping]


-[toilet flushing]
-Ah!

[relieved grumbling]

[nervous babbling]

Moh... [gurgling]

[panicked shouting]

[Ixbee] Mee ma.

Ah... [chomping]

Ha... [intense gurgling]


-Ooh.
-Uh
-oh.

[uneasy murmuring]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers across the galaxy!

Today we're looking at the peculiar human activity known as "dinner parties."

We found that humans sometimes unwillingly participate

in these high
-stakes ritual dining ceremonies,

where the risk of emotional, physical, and property damage

is around every corner.

And what's even more strange is they like to finish these events

by consuming foods which cause their bodies to expel

noxious clouds of eye
-burning toxic gases. Ew.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the most disgusting planet in the Universe: Earth.

[Squood barking orders]

[all] Ah...

[Squood explaining]


-[Ixbee] Oh..
-[Pixbee] Ha ha.

[skier shrieking]


-Whoa.
-Ah?

[skier screaming]

[agonized grunting]

[gasping]

Mee mop mip moo.

[skier screaming painfully]


-[nervous questioning]
-Meep mope moo!

[terrified whimpering]


-[enthusiastic proposing]
-[Pixbee] Ah.

[insistent grumbling] Mee map.

[skier screaming]


-[Pixbee giggling]
-Map!


-Whup, mee ma ma mo.
-[discouraged groaning]

[Pixbee exclaiming cheerfully]

[pensive babbling]

[enthusiastic babbling]

[contented sighing]

[nervous murmuring] Uh!

[uneasy rambling]

[exhaling deeply] Wah.

[determined grunting]

Ooh! [fascinated babbling]

[intrigued babbling]

Meh ah. Hoo!

[intrigued babbling] Whoop.


-Ma bay.
-Oh.

[elated exclaiming]

[delighted babbling]

[man] Yodelayheehoo!

[distant yodelling]

Hmm.

[rapid gobbling]

[Ixbee] Oh...


-Mah meh!
-Uh
-huh.

Modelayheehoo
-
- [gobbling]

Modelayheehoo
-
- [gobbling]

[man yodelling]

[excited giggling]

Meh mo meh.


-Ah.
-Oh.

Mmm... [gulping]

[nervous muttering]


-[explanatory babbling]
-[Ixbee] Whoa...

[excited babbling]

[distant crows cawing]

[sighing]

[uncomfortable groaning]

[Ixbee] Oh.


-Meef no mah.
-Pixbee] Huh?

Meh mop mah?

[confused babbling]

[demonstrative muttering]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Moh...

[eagerly] Mah meh!


-Mah heh...
-Mo mom!


-[insistent urging]
-[reluctant groaning]


-Moo meep!
-[elated cheering]

[Squee mumbling apprehensively]

Hmm.

[struggling grunts]

[disappointed babbling]

[beeping]

[explanatory babbling]

Ah! Meh moo mop!

Mop.

[groaning]


-[instructive exclaiming]
-[struggling grunts]


-Moh!
-Moop.


-Moh!
-Moop.


-Moh!
-Moop.


-Moh!
-Moop.

[weary groaning]

Ah?


-Mee moh mah?
-[muffled babbling]

[groaning]

[conversational babbling]

[feeble moaning]


-Mah mee bah?
-[gears rotating]


-[clock dinging]
-[startled shouting]

[cuckoo bird chiming]

[outraged scolding]

[antagonized yelling]

[satisfied babbling]


-[cuckoo bird chiming]
-[startled shouting]


-[captivated babbling]
-Wuh?

[intrigued pondering]

Oh! [repulsed groaning]


-[beeping]
-[Pixbee] Oh...


-[repulsed groaning]
-Moo boo.

[both] Ah!

[determined babbling] Moo boo!

[deep inhaling]

[revolted grunting]

[instructional babbling]

[strained babbling]

Moo boo.

Ah gah! [panicked shouting]

Mmm! [delighted babbling]

[repulsed babbling]

Uh... Blegh!

[sheepish mumbling]

Oh!

[jubilant exclaiming]

Ha! Heh heh!

[contemplative muttering]

[puzzled questioning]

Uh... Meep
-
-oh!

[urgent rambling]

[reassuring babbling]

[firm ordering]

Moh. [sighing]

[uncertain mumbling]

[sniffing]


-Mah mee moo...
-Mah moo...

[contented sighing]

[frenzied slurping]

[appalled gasping]

Mee mah moo poop! [gagging]

Ah. [casual muttering]

[revolted disapproving]

Blegh.

[ashamed muttering]

[frenzied slurping]

[concerned rambling]

[beeping]

Mmm... [compliant muttering]


-Mah meh!
-[Pixbee] Mah meh!

[lip
-smacking]

Yodelayhee
-
- [gobbling]

[man yodelling]

[struggling grunts]


-Whoa!
-[ecstatic exclaiming]


-[delighted chuckling]
-[nervous muttering]

Ah... zigga zigga zigga zah! Zigga zah!


-Beep!
-[screaming]

[continuous screaming]

[exhilarated laughing]

[engine sputtering]


-Heh?
-[groaning]

[uneasy babbling]

[panicked rambling]

Eh...

[jubilant cheering]


-Whoa!
-[all] Aw...

[screaming]

[Squee pleading hysterically]

[English voiceover] Greetings, fellow inter
-galaxians!

Today I report on Earth's most confusing activity: "skiing."

In this popular pastime, humans wear heavy clothing in the heat of their sun.

Once encased in layers, the humans strap themselves to sticks

and throw themselves down hills.

They seem to be actively trying to create discomfort and be unhappy.

We do not know why they engage in this dangerous activity.

Humans are mysterious beasts.

This is Ixbee,

from the planet where recreation is dangerous and uncomfortable: Earth.