02x06 - Dance/International Games/Shopping

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[Squood barking orders]

[Squood explaining]


-Ah.
-Hmm...

[explanation continues]

[intrigued babbling]

[animated grumbling]

[contemplative babbling]

Hey...

Mee mop!

[eager conversing]

Mee mop! Heh.

[Squee muttering pensively]

[instructive babbling]

Ma mep. [compliant babbling]

Huh?

Heh?

Eh...

[uneasy stammering]

[Squee grumbling doubtfully]

[playful hollering]

Whoa. Ha! Hey!

Ha! Haha!

Huh?

[pensive mumbling]

[instructive muttering]


-[compliant babbling]
-Babab.

Ah. Eh?

Meh... [dissatisfied muttering]

[Squee clearing throat]


-Oh!
-[chuckling]

[contemplative mumbling]

Babum!

Ah?

[uncertain mumbling]

[firm ordering]

[unsteady shouting]

Ma moh!

[screaming]

[screaming continues]

[gleeful giggling]

[uneasy shouting]


-[alarms blaring]
-[startled babbling]


-[screaming]
-[playful rambling]

[Pixbee] Hiya! Hiya!

[thrilled giggling]

[Ixbee exclaiming]

Phew... [relieved muttering]

[upbeat electronic music]

[baffled questioning]


-Hmm.
-Hey!

Dah dah?

Deh...

[Pixbee] Beep beep beep.

Zigga zigga zigaa.

Beep.

[both] Ah!


-Beep. Beep!
-[whirring]

Beep!

[loud upbeat music]

Ah...

[Ixbee] Meh?

Huh? Ah...

Oh meh
-meh mo ma?

[fascinated babbling]

[puzzled questioning]


-[rhythmic snapping]
-[Squee gasping]

[upbeat music continues]

[gasping]

[grunting]

[intrigued babbling]

[elated babbling]

[uneasy stammering]

[amused mumbling]

[glass shattering]

[intrigued babbling]


-Ha...
-[squeaking]

[music fades out]

[clearing throat]

[Pixbee] Beep!

[polka music]

[joyful exclaiming]

Oh...

Ah.

[grunting]

[Pixbee] Ayah!

[Pixbee] Beep.


-[energetic electronic music]
-Menga mah!

[playful laughing]

[feet squeaking]

[astonished rambling]

[energetic music continues]

[thudding]

[struggling grunts]

Ah!

[struggling grunts]

Eh heh!

[contented rambling]

Heh, ha! Heh, ha!

[hollering]

[hollering continues]


-[thudding]
-[shouting]

[Squee] Doink.

[slow melodic music]

[doleful whimpering]

[agonized wailing]

[intense sobbing]

[hysterical bawling]

[cheerless whimpering]

[bawling continues]


-Boop.
-[music stops]

Ah.

Oh.


-[cheerful exclaiming]
-[irritated grunting]

Babap.

[beeping]

[pensive muttering]

Ah! Babem.

[beeping]


-[popping]
-Gah.

[cheerful garbling]


-Ah gah.
-[farting]

[garbling]

[forceful farting]

[delighted chuckling]

Nah.

[unimpressed garbling]

[explanatory babbling]

[displeased shouting]

[compliant garbling]

[nervous whispering]

Ah
-ha.

[startled burbling]

[fascinated garbling]

[Pixbee] Beep.

[smooth jazz music]

Ah...

[Ixbee] Ah
-ha...

[Ixbee] Ah
-ha!

[overlapping rambling]

[frightened burbling]

[P'Tooloo] Gah gah!

[friendly garbling]

Abba gah. Oh...

[panicked garbling]

[frenzied garbling]

[desperate shouting]

[gasping]

Uh...

[instructive babbling]

[hoarse laughing]

[robotic burbling]

[soft muttering]

[Ixbee] Ooh!

[cheerful garbling]

Ah...

[unsteady garbling]

Badoh!

[energetic exclaiming]

Beep!

[upbeat disco music]

Oh.


-Whoa!
-Gah.


-Ah.
-Gabba gah.

Ah ma meh ma!


-Heh ha!
-Gah gah! Gabba
-gah gah!

[playful rambling]

Gabba.

[cheerful babbling]

[disco music continues]

[unsteady hollering]


-[panicked burbling]
-[Pixbee] Uh
-oh.


-[moaning]
-[alarms blaring]

[bewildered questioning]

[jubilant cheering]

[Ixbee] Ooh hoo
-hoo!

[enthralled rambling]

[English voiceover] Greetings, life
-forms of the Megaverse.

Today, we report on a human activity known as dancing!

In this strange ritual,

humans synchronize their bodies with repetitive audio recordings.

The question is: Why? Is it for exercise?

Is it a courtship ritual? Is it to swat invisible insects?

Dancing seems to be the reason humans are the only Earth primates without fur.

The drastic movements shake their hair off!

This is Ixbee from the planet where hairless house apes

dance their fur away: Earth.

[Squood barking orders]

Map map map.

[explanatory grumbling]

[fascinated gasping]

[Ixbee] Ooh...

[Pixbee exclaiming]

[Ixbee] Oh...

[all] Oh...

[stern grumbling]

Map!

[eager babbling]

[unsteady shouting]

[contented sighing]

[cheerful reporting]

[pensive muttering]


-[Pixbee] Ah!
-[Ixbee] Ah...

[Ixbee chuckling delightedly]

[eager exclaiming]

Oh!

[zapping]

[Ixbee] Ooh...

[panting]

[stern babbling]

Ah?

[excited exclaiming]

[struggling grunts]

[flame sizzling]

[baffled questioning]


-Mmm.
-[water trickling]

[disappointed muttering]

Ah
-ba! [urgent shouting]

[eager garbling]

[P'Tooloo] Gah.

[pleased chuckling]

[boastfully] Gab gah, gah
-gab gab
-gah gah.


-Gah...
-[shocked gasping]

Oh... Hoo. [scornful chuckling]

[offended babbling]

Meep map moo!

Mah...

Gah, bee, bo....

...gah, eh, boh.


-[grumbling]
-Oh.

Hmm...

[whispering]

[firm grumbling]

Babah.

[Squee muttering]

Ah. [excited babbling]


-[supportive cheering]
-[Pixbee giggling]

[determined burbling]

[Ixbee] Hey...

Mefeep buhboh!


-[rapid zooming]
-Gah gah!

[hopeless groaning]

[determined burbling]

Ooh...

Heh ha. [struggling grunts]

[disoriented burbling]

[concerned babbling]

[cheering]

[weary burbling]

[thrilled laughing]

[triumphant cheering]

Woo!

[chuckling]

[amused rambling]

[instructive muttering]

[beeping]

[explanatory babbling]

[stern ordering]

Bah...

[compliant garbling]

[strained garbling]


-Yah!
-[burbling]


-Mmm.
-Eh!

Hey!

Whoa!

Haha!

[Ixbee] Whoa
-
-

[thudding]

[moaning]

[thudding]

[Squee groaning]

[cheering]

[beeping]

[instructive muttering]

[both] Haha!

[indifferent muttering]

[forceful grunting]

[bones cracking]

[determined mumbling]

Hi
-yah bum.

[struggling grunts]

Ah!

[strained yelling]

Haha!

Aye, aye, aye
-
- [screaming]


-[metal clanking]
-[screaming]

[crashing]

[concerned babbling]

[cheering]

[explanatory babbling]

[instructive babbling]

[burbling]

[determined exclaiming]

Gazza
-gazza
-gazza
-gazza...

Gazza
-gazza
-gazza...

...gazza
-gazza
-gazza.

[confused questioning]

[rambling fades]

[disappointed groaning]

[focused burbling]

[unsteady burbling]

[frightened rambling]

...gazza
-gazza
-gazza.

[panicked burbling]

Ah. Gazza
-gazza
-gazza
-gazza.

[apprehensive mumbling]

[nervous whimpering]

[confused questioning]

Oh.

Meh mo meh? Meh!

Aww. [gentle encouraging]

Mah meh.

[heavy breathing] Mah mah...

Bevemah...

Baboo!

Ha...

Oh? Oh.

Mee moo meh?

Hmm.

[shouting]

Mee mo mep mo...

Ugh! [displeased babbling]

[desperate pleading]

[fearful whimpering]


-Mah?
-Mah mep meh.

[deep inhaling]

Ha.

[unsteady hollering]


-[splatting]
-Oh!

[concerned muttering]

[groaning] Ah moh meh mah.

[Squee explaining]

[eager babbling]

[Squee] Meh meh?

[affirmative garbling]

[squeaking]

[struggling grunts]

[rambling]

Oh, oh.

[revolted shouting]

[casual whistling]

[triumphant cheering]

[singing anthem] Gah gah
-gah!

♪ Gah
-gah gah gah gah gah ♪

♪ Gah gah gah ♪

♪ Mee
-mee
-mee meee ♪

♪ Mee
-mee meeh! ♪

[singing anthems]

Meh bah...

[beeping]

[intrigued muttering]

[Squee] Ah...

[instructive babbling]

[Pixbee] Ah...

Ah moh pah!

[exuberant babbling]


-[shattering]
-[cheering]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers from around the Universe.

Humans take great pleasure from competing against one another

in physically ludicrous tasks.

From launching themselves into the sky, to launching other things into the sky,

the only commonality in these contests is that at least one competitor

will experience some type of physical pain.

And although one team is ultimately victorious,

it's awfully difficult to tell who, if anyone, actually won.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet

where the world gets together to injure themselves: Earth.

Ming a mop mah, mee ma ma!


-[whizzing]
-Ah... Hahaha!


-[contented chuckling]
-[Squee babbling in awe]

[whizzing continues]


-Uh...
-Ah?

[delighted cheering]

Oh? [intrigued squealing]

[whizzing]

Boh...

Eh. [playful giggling]

[conversational babbling]

Ah. [intrigued murmuring]

Ooh! [excited babbling]

[eager rambling]

[lip smacking]

Meep mo mo ma ma?

[inspired babbling]


-[birds chirping]
-[Ixbee clearing throat]

Harum fahrump.

[confident rambling]

Mm
-mmm.

Mah.

[muffled grumbling]

[investigative murmuring]


-Oh.
-Ah!

[perplexed babbling]


-[beeping]
-[all] Ah!


-Hey, ha...
-Me ma mam.

[pensive rambling]

Eh.

Zigga zigga zigga zigga!

[slurping]

[contented sighing]

[shrieking]

[relieved sighing]

[eager slurping]

[shrieking]

Hmm? [puzzled babbling]

Mo ma ma? Oh!

[inspired babbling] Boop.

[slurping]

[gagging] Uh goo.

Ma mop mah. Eh yup!

[Squee] Mmm.

[slurping]

[delighted babbling]

[Ixbee exclaiming] Ma mah!

[triumphant cheering]

[clearing throat] Map mo mee mo mee.

[coins clinking]


-[Ixbee] Ma moop.
-[birds chirping]

[Pixbee] Ma moop.

[Squee] Ma moop.

Ma mo meep!


-Mmm.
-[contented giggling]


-[unsatisfied mumbling]
-Nyah...


-[informative muttering]
-Ooh?

[intrigued babbling]

[excited exclaiming]

[pensive rambling]

Ma ma mare!

[enthusiastic babbling]


-Ah zigga zigga!
-[cheerful babbling]


-Zigga zigga zigga zow!
-[thrilled rambling]


-[wondrous gasping]
-[eager babbling]


-Zigga zigga zigga!
-[rapid babbling]

[excited rambling]

Zigga zigga!


-[struggling grunts]
-[rambling]

[whistling]

[auctioneer calling]


-Oh.
-Ah.

[eager exclaiming]


-[dinging]
-[Ixbee] Minga mah! Minga mee mah!


-[man exclaiming]
-[dinging]


-Ah mop!
-[shouting]

[dinging]

[Pixbee exclaiming] May mo!


-[Squee] May mop.
-[dinging]

[exclaiming]

[enthusiastic shouting]

[intermittent dinging]

[audience gasping]

[competitive shouting]

[rapid dinging]

[Squee sighing]

Oh...

[captivated babbling]

Oh ma.

Oh...

[eager babbling]

[panting]

[casual reporting]


-Oh! Hey!

[irritated grumbling]

[urgent shouting]

[sentimental whining]

Oh mah bah mah
-mah.

Hum...

Oh... [fascinated murmuring]


-Ah!
-[thrilled babbling]

[Squee] Mmm...

Ah, bobom.


-[doorbell ringing]
-[startled gasping]

[gleeful babbling]

[confounded questioning]


-[frenzied babbling]
-[paper shredding]


-Oh!
-[dazzled exclaiming]

[giddy babbling]

Mengo map moo mah!

[digital chiming]


-[excited rambling]
-[chiming]

[doorbell ringing]


-Ah?
-[whirring]

[all mesmerized] Oh...

[cheering]

[drone whirring]

[eager squealing]

[excited urging]

Ah?

[displeased muttering]

Ah! [eager shouting]

[delighted rambling]

[rapid breathing]

[both] Oh?

[baffled questioning]

[puzzled muttering]

[disappointed groaning]

Oh!

Oh! Mamoh.

[eager giggling]

[crying]

[repulsed groaning]

[frightened shrieking]


-[muffled crying]
-[irritated grumbling]

[mesmerized gasping]


-[advertisement music]
-Mee bah?

[confused babbling]

Ah?

Ha! Meh moo! [inspired babbling]

[whispering]

Mah mah mah. Mee mop moh.

[casual babbling]


-[Pixbee exclaiming]
-Oh.

Uh zigga zigga zigga!


-[advertisement music stops]
-Zigga zigga zigga!

[appalled yelling]

[sorrowful crying]

[consolatory muttering]

Oh?

[whirring]

Meep mo meh?


-Ooh.
-Huh?

Hmm.

[confused] Mee mope neh.

[intrigued murmuring]

[alarmed questioning]

Ha?

[delighted babbling]

Mmm map!

Heh
-heh! Muah!

[pleased babbling]

[Ixbee chuckling contentedly]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the cosmos.

Tonight's story: a new species on Earth quickly taking over human civilization.

Green, flat, square beings, known only as "cash."

These "cash" control human minds

and have infiltrated every corner of Earth.

You can find them just about anywhere!

Beware, for "cash" has even evolved

into a smaller and more dangerous subspecies...


-...credit cards!
-[Ixbee] Cha
-ching!

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet with the most fiscal fauna: Earth!