02x09 - Airplane/Water Park/Mail

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]


-Mee mop, mee mop. Muh...
-[cutlery clinking]


-[aliens chewing]
-Ah? Ma mop!


-[startled babbling]
-Mee mo map?

[muffled muttering]

[gulping]

[muffled babbling]

Gah.

[sighing

[explanatory grumbling]

[firm intoning]

Mop!

[excited babbling]

[screaming]

[hollering]

[contented sighing]


-Mee mee.
-[pensive babbling]

[beeping]

[pensive babbling]

Mee! Mi mi mi...


-Ha!
-Oh?

[excited babbling]


-Ah!
-Mmm...

[pensive babbling]

[eager babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[huffing] Mee mo mop.

[heaving]

[grunting]

Ah.

[confused rambling]

Hmm.

[baffled muttering]

[grunting]

[huffing]

[heaving]

[contented cheering]


-[confused rambling]
-Ma mop!

Huh?

[Ixbee] Ah...

[intrigued babbling]

Ah?

[struggling grunts]


-Mo ma mah.
-[grunting]

[ordering] Moh ma mah!


-[muttering]
-[exhausted sighing]

[questioning]

Ah!

Uh
-huh!

Oh.


-[zapping]
-Zigga, zigga, zigga, zigga.

Ah?


-Oh.
-[proud exclaiming]


-[frantic gibbering]
-[huffing]


-[excited cheering]
-Woo!

[panicked screaming]


-[thudding]
-Huoh!

[groaning]


-Meh mo meh.
-[struggling grunts]

[heaving]

[exerted groaning]

[giddy rambling]

[panicked screaming]

[screaming continues]

[terrified shrieking]

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Ah!!


-[rustling]
-[frantic gibberish]

[sputtering]

[distressed screaming]


-[crashing]
-Ooh!

Map mo...

[concerned babbling]

[hacking]

Meh!

[satisfied babbling]

[excited exclaiming]

[wondrous gasping]

[eager babbling]


-Map mo mee mo ma.
-Ah?

[informative babbling]

Oh. Mee mo ma.

[Ixbee] Mee meep mee meep...

Mee mee meep meep...

[confused babbling]

[pensive murmuring]

Bah! [clears throat]

[babbling]

[informative babbling]


-[Pixbee softly] Ma ma.
-[Squee explaining]

[inspired intoning]

Meep mo?

Ah...

[disappointed babbling]

[cordial babbling]

Mmm... [pleased rambling]

Mee mop... [gasping]

Minga ma ma! [panting]


-[coin clinking]
-[cheerful exclaiming]

Mee mop.


-Ah...
-[eager babbling]


-[Ixbee] Ha! Mee mop!
-[dinging]

[shaky gibbering]

[displeased grumbling]

[gibbering continues]

[astonished babbling]

[delighted squealing]

[elated cheering]

[disheartened sighing]


-[shaky gibbering]
-[dinging]

[puzzled babbling]

[timer buzzing]

[disappointed sighing]

[enthusiastic babbling]

[clattering]

[inspired rambling]


-[zapping]
-Zigga zigga zigga zigga!


-Ha ha ha!
-Hmm...


-Ta
-da!
-Hey, hey!

[eager babbling]

Mep mo mee.


-Hup!
-[dinging]


-[whirring]
-[shaky gibbering]


-[escalating whirring]
-[shouting]

[Ixbee] Whoa!

[thrilled cheering]

[informative babbling]

[Pixbee] Mah.

[clears throat] [cordial babbling]

Mee mo ma? Ah?


-[clicking]
-[repulsed intoning]


-[dinging]
-Mee mo ma!

[panicked babbling]

[whooshing]

[panicked rambling]

[reassuring intoning]

[dinging]


-[Ixbee] Ma mah. Ma mah!
-[grunting]


-[dinging]
-[Ixbee pleading]


-Mah!
-Hey, hey!


-[clinking]
-[timer buzzing]

[frantic yelling]

[frantic hollering]

[clinking]

[cheering]


-Wahoo!
-Wah!

[relieved sighing]

[informative babbling]

Oh.

Heh. [eager exclaiming]

[Ixbee] Mee mop mee mo.

[hesitant mumbling]


-Meep mop ma mo?
-[instructive babbling]

[all] Whoa!

[Ixbee] Meep! Meep! Meep!

[whooshing]

[screaming]

Meep meep meep meep!

[frenzied yelling]


-[tires screeching]
-Ah!


-[delirious giggling]
-[cheering]


-[engine roaring]
-[startled gasping]

Woo!

[fascinated murmuring]


-[relieved sighing]
-[Ixbee] Moop.

[English voiceover] Greetings, fellow sky travellers!

Today we investigate Earth's flying machines.

We gave their top air travel technology a real test
-drive.

While the flimsy material they construct their airplanes out of

leaves something to be desired,

once in the air, their coin
-driven propulsion systems are very reliable.

As long as you have a pocket full of change,

and the available leg room could be a bit better, though.

This is Ixbee, signing off from the planet where it pays to pack light: Earth.

[Squood barking orders]


-[water trickling]
-[explanation continues]


-[water trickling]
-[groaning]


-[dazzled babbling]
-[splashing]


-[groaning]
-[Squood explaining]

[water trickling]

[uncomfortable moaning]

[inquisitive questioning]

[firm grumbling]


-Ah!
-[whimpering]

[conversational babbling]

[firm intoning]

Mee mop!

[panting]


-[unzipping]
-[Ixbee sighing contentedly]


-[trickling]
-[Ixbee] Ahh...


-Muh?
-[trickling continues]


-[Ixbee sighing deeply]
-Hmm.


-[trickling continues]
-[whispering]


-[Ixbee] Ah... Ooh, oop!
-[trickling stops]


-[both] Ah.
-[Ixbee] Ha!


-[trickling continues]
-[grumbling]

[Ixbee] Ah...

[frustrated sighing]


-[zipping]
-[toilet flushing]

Ah! Ha ha.

[unimpressed muttering]

[relieved babbling]


-[beverage trickling]
-[Ixbee gulping]

[cheerful babbling]

[intrigued babbling]

[excited rambling]

[beeping]

[contemplative babbling]


-Me ma ma mo...
-Hmm? Oh.

[beeping]

Oh...

[murmuring]

Mee mop.

[intrigued babbling]

Map ma mop mo.

[confounded babbling]


-Mee mo.
-[clanking]

Ma mop!

Mee mo meep.

[creaking]

Oh! Ha ha ha!


-[water splashing]
-Hey! Me mo may mo ma!


-Hoo hoo!
-[cheering]

[delighted squealing]

[fizzing]

Whoa.


-Wah...
-Whoa.

[water gushing]

Uh... [instructional babbling]


-[creaking]
-Map ma ma!

Hoof! Ha heh.

[muttering]

[beeping]


-Hmm.
-Ah?

[pensive babbling]

[inspired rambling]

Hmm...

Oh, meep mo me? Moh may!

[slurping]

[Pixbee] Ba ha!

[sighs] Mee mo ma.

[tongue clicking]

[grumbling]

[slurping]

Ah... Mm mm mm!

Eh? Huh...

Mee mo mee ma?

[bewildered murmuring]


-[gasping]
-[Pixbee] Ah!


-[frantic rambling]
-Uh?


-Oh! Mee mo ma! [screaming]


-[panicked shouting]
-Uh woh!

[bubbling]

[puzzled burbling]

[Ixbee burbling] Bellooh?

[apprehensive burbling]

[bubbly screaming]

[frenzied burbling]

[heaving]

[frantic burbling]

[baffled muttering]

[panicked burbling]

[burbling grunts]

[relieved burbling]


-[clacking]
-[frantic burbling]

[intrigued babbling]

Hmm...


-[beeping]
-[fascinated intoning]

[all] Whoa!


-[eager babbling]
-Muh?

[uneasy mumbling]

Meh meh ma.


-Hip!
-[sloshing]

Brrr.

[uncertain babbling]


-Mm.
-Hmm...


-[muttering]
-Mee mo.

Meep mo...

Ah ho!

[flushing]


-[unsteady hollering]
-[giggling]

[pleased intoning]

Wao, wao, wao!

[gurgling]


-[huffing]
-[faded gurgling]


-[popping]
-Oh! Ah?

[muffled babbling]

[beeping]

[captivated babbling]

[groaning]

[playful laughing]

[disappointed murmuring]

Mip mip mip mip!

[confused babbling]

[angry intoning]

[screaming]


-[metal clanking]
-[amused babbling]


-[frightened whimpering]
-[Pixbee] Zigga, zigga, zigga.


-[popping]
-Zigga, zigga, zigga...

Hey! Bah bah!


-Whoa!
-Ah hu!


-[popping]
-[heavy breathing]

Whoa, whoa!


-[metal clanking]
-[grunting]

[pensive muttering]

Beep!


-[water jets whirring]
-Ooh...

[curious babbling]

[perplexed muttering]


-[shouting]
-Wow!

[uneasy quavering]

Beep, beep, bee
-beep, beep!

[screaming]


-[sighing]
-[muttering]

Ah! [babbling encouragingly]

[feeble whimpering]

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Whoa.

[glugging]

Hoo hoo!

[frantic shouting]

[concerned babbling]

[Pixbee squealing delightedly]


-[frantic mumbling]
-[giggling]

[panicked rambling]

[gasping]

[urgent pleading]

[hiccupping]

[screaming]

[frenzied shouting]

[English voiceover] Greetings, inhabitants of the cosmos!

For eons, humans have looked up to the liquid
-breathing creatures

that populate Earth's major bodies of water:

the gilled lifeforms they call "fish."

Even though humans are gangly and haven't evolved to be able to breathe underwater,

it hasn't stopped them from trying to be just like these aquatic beings.

So they go down terrifying slides, rivers, and pools

to prove that anything fish can do, they can do too.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet with the most awkward swimmers: Earth.

[curious babbling]

[Ixbee] Mee mo mee, mop mo mo. Hmm....


-Mee mo ma...
-Hmm.

Huh?

[startled gasping]


-[hurried rambling]
-[panting]


-[man whistling]
-[heavy breathing]

[whistling]


-Whoa...
-Oh?

[intrigued murmuring]

[ponderous babbling]


-Huh.
-Hmm.


-[beeping]
-[Ixbee] Ah...

[informative babbling]

Hoh? Hey!

[excited babbling]

[eager babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[discouraged babbling]

Mee mo! Makka ma may!

[struggling grunting]

[Ixbee] Ma mep!

Meh mep!

[sniffing] Huh?


-[screaming]
-[crashing]


-[groaning]
-Oh.

[displeased muttering]


-Um...
-Mee mem.


-[beeping]
-[explanatory babbling]


-Oh?
-Ahh...

[inspired babbling]

[huffing]

Meh... Ah! [delighted sighing]

Mee mo map. Blegh. Mee mop!

[enthusiastic babbling]

Mee mo map.

Mee mop, mee mop, mah! Blegh.

[cheerful babbling]

Oh?

[buzzing]

[woman speaking]

Mmm!

[fascinated babbling]

Mee mo may!

[inspired babbling]

[wondrous babbling]

Mee ma mop!

Mee ma... ma map!

Blegh.

[enthusiastic babbling]

[contented sighing]

Mee ma mop. Yah!

Blegh.

[conversational babbling]

[rustling]

[disappointed babbling] Uh!

[determined grunting] Ah!

[cheerful exclaiming]


-Ahh...
-[alarmed babbling]


-Mo?
-[muttering]


-[beeping]
-[Pixbee] Oh...


-[compliant babbling]
-Ah ha.

[contented babbling]

Mmm? Meep mo ma!

Ah. Mah!

[agitated rambling]

Mmm. [muttering]


-[beeping]
-[explanatory babbling]


-Ah?
-Oh? Ah...

[gagging]

[panicked yelling]

[contented babbling]

Eh, hmm...

[murmuring]

Oh wah!

Bop.

Oh. [eager babbling]

[frantic yelling]


-Ah!
-[painful screaming]


-[giggling]
-[thankful babbling]


-[slathering]
-Blegh.

[pleading] Yeow!

[giggling]

[groaning]


-Uh...
-[irritated scolding]

[informative babbling]

[eager babbling]

[Ixbee] Mee mo mop!

[pensive muttering]


-[cheerful babbling]
-[popping]

[fascinated gasping]

Mee mo ma.

Meep mope mee mo...

Hmm.


-[popping]
-Uh!


-[playful babbling]
-[popping]


-[frenzied rambling]
-[rapid popping]

[casual babbling]


-[frenzied rambling]
-[popping]

[relaxed sighing]

[puzzled intoning]


-[rapid popping]
-[giddy giggling]

[conversational babbling]


-[delirious gibbering]
-[rapid popping]

[enraged grumbling]


-[manic giggling]
-[scolding]


-Aw. Oh...
-[grumbling]

[distraught rambling]

[thankful praising]

[muttering]


-[popping]
-Ooh?

[delighted giggling]


-[groaning]
-[rapid popping]

[contented babbling]


-[beeping]
-[intrigued babbling]

Mmm.

[Pixbee] Ah! Beep.

[popping]

[excited babbling]

Mee mo ma!


-[frantic snipping]
-[Pixbee gibbering]

[Pixbee] Mah mo!

Map map mah.


-Wuh?
-[grumbling]

Ah. [slathering]

Bah.

[contented sighing]

[pensive babbling]

[explanatory babbling]

[Ixbee] Oh...

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Ah!

[excited babbling]

[struggling grunts]


-Ha bab!
-Ma bop!

[contented rambling]

Oh. Ah!

[muffled babbling]

[alarmed gasping]


-Oh!
-[horrified rambling]

[heartbroken whimpering]


-[ringing]
-Whoa!

Ooh, ha!

[ringing]

[Pixbee exclaiming cheerfully]

[Ixbee and Squee] Ah...


-[Pixbee explaining]
-[both] Oh...

[Pixbee squealing]

[Ixbee] Ah!

[Ixbee] Aww!

[Ixbee] Wah...

[Ixbee] Woo...

[Pixbee] Tah
-da!

[Pixbee exclaiming delightedly]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the cosmos.

Ever wondered how humans travel around their planet?

What was formerly done by wheeled and winged Earth transportation

has now been replaced by a new mass transit system called "mail."

Humans around the Earth will stuff their most important possessions

into boxes or sheets of processed trees, sealed with human saliva.

They then jump into the box to be taken around the world in style.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet with the most comfortable way to travel:

Earth.


-[delirious gibbering]
-[frantic popping]