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I'm going to do everything I can to help them.
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[Music]
( Narrating)
Optimus primal: There's a legend that precedes the dawn of our civilization.
A vile god, so large and so powerful that it consumed entire planets as fuel.
Few believed such a thing could be true until the day we saw Unicron with our own eyes.
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But he didn't just come for our planet, he wanted our greatest technology.
The Transwarp Key.
And he sent his most powerful henchmen to collect it.
Scourge.
Finish!
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(roaring)
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More enemies are landing.
We won't be safe for long.
Do we have the key?
Apelinq: You must take it.
Keep it hidden.
So that it never falls into the hands of Unicron.
But, ApeLinq, we can fight.
Apelinq: No. Protecting our transwarp key is all that matters.
Go. Use it to escape.
What will you do?
Apelinq: I'll hold him off.
I'll use some time.
Then I'm staying with you.
Apelinq: This is my fight.
Listen.
If Unicron were to get the key, he could open a portal through time and space with no end
to the worlds he could destroy.
It is now your time to lead the Maximals.
Optimus Primal.
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Scourge: So you're this planet's great warrior.
You have such a beautiful world, filled with an abundance of life.
Savory.
My master grows hungry. Give me the Transwarp Key and he will spare your home.
Apelinq:,We'd rather die than let him breach other planets.
Scourge: So be it.
Benefits of serving the almighty Unicron.
They never learn.
Apelinq: Too late, Scourge.
Your master will be trapped in this galaxy forever.
Scourge; No.
Primal: Their sacrifice will be our oath to preserve the key, no matter the cost.
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Unicron: You let them slip away with the Transwarp Key,
scour the universe and find where the Maximals have gone.
When you acquire the key, use it to bring me to you.
Scourge: Yes, my lord.
Unicron: Once I have the key.
I alone will reign supreme.
Cash for my sh*t.
Word up.
Two five's over here, baby.
what up to the foster got garbage down the road up cash everything around
check this out what up cash things up in the round one cream get the money
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Noah; All right, baby, come on.
All right, show me the money.
Show me the money.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Kris: Yo, Sonic, breakfast already up?
Noah: I ain't your butler, Kris.
Kris: Come on, man.
I'm calling himself the Airways.
It's Tails.
Noah: Oh, my bad.
Kristopher Diaz from Wilson Avenue,
apartment 2C, Brooklyn.
Kris: No real name.
Noah: Now listen.
Ain't no secret government agency's worried about us Tails.
Now get your mind out of here while it's hot.
We still got that going for him.
Mrs Diaz: Here, I ironed this for you.
Noah: I already ironed it.
Mrs Diaz: Like you cooked those eggs?
Noah; What you mean? It's just seasoned.
Oh, come on.
Come here, bro.
Kris: I can't get past Bowser.
Mrs Diaz: Well, good morning to you, too.
Drink this and take your medicine, all of it.
Hey, are you sure you can take off?
Noah: Yeah, uh, hospital's on the way.
Mrs Diaz; You all got time?
That lady, that administrator is there,
and she mentions a bill.
Just...
tell her we're handling it.
Noah: I will.
And after today, I'll be able to help out more.
Mrs Diaz: Good luck on the interview.
Don't forget to laugh at all the jokes.
White people love that sh*t
Kris; Ma, language.
Mrs Diaz: Okay.
Mwah.
Remember I have class tonight, so I'll be home late.
Lo quiero.
I love you.
Noah: All right, then we gotta get into the city.
Hey, hold up, hold up.
Your hands hurting again?
Kris; No, it's nothing.
Noah: Let me see.
Let me see.
Noah: Kris.
It's swollen.
Sickle cells must be blocking the blood flow again.
How long has this been going on?
Kris; Couple days.
Noah: Yo, look, I told you.
You gotta tell me these things.
You fighting this alone or we fighting it together?
Kris: Together.
Noah: On team?
Kris: On team.
Noah: Two foot ten, two foot stop touching everything.
Reek: Oh hell no.
Hey yo kris, what I tell you about letting your man
come out the crib looking like a whole square?
Kris: There's so much I could do.
Noah; Yeah whatever bro, look.
- Yeah.
Reek; My dog.
When you gonna let me put your skills to work
and get you some real money?
Noah: Yeah it says the dude can't even afford cable.
Hit the guy who done went away.
Reek: I choose not to purchase cable. It's my own personal protest against vampiric nature and modern day capitalism .
Good look on that interview with that dusty suit
This is Eva Alfie, one expat and no ambassador.
You are the one who is Eva Alfie, one expat and no ambassador.
.
♪ I like that song, yeah, come on ♪
♪ I like that song, I like that, yeah, like ♪
♪ I like that song ♪
♪ I like that song ♪
♪ I like that song ♪
♪ I like that, check it out ♪
♪ I like that song ♪
♪ That's how I do it ♪
♪ I like that song ♪
♪ I'm so happy ♪
♪ I'm so happy ♪
(beeping)
- Oh, look at this.
- Hey guys.
- That's a good one, but the inkling stars?
- Most of the armor diamonds are new.
(upbeat music)
- Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you for being here.
Jillian: Intern, intern, I paged you three times.
Why didn't you call me?
Elena: Okay, well, I figured if I stopped the call,
they would make me later.
Jillian: The police are here.
They busted an art auction.
The owner claims that everything is authentic,
but they want a second opinion.
Elena: All right.
The Da Vinci sketch is legit.
The paint is a copy.
Well, one's at the National Gallery in London.
Roman Vaz.
Valuable, but you are not gonna retire.
(chuckles)
Sinners Greek curse tablet,
it would be expensive, but it's a fake.
Jillian: How can you tell?
Elena: See the speller?
Roman.
Doesn't even show up in an era.
Jillian: Got it.
Officers, I figured it out.
So, the Da Vinci, that is--
(door opens)
(suspenseful music)
Elena: Now where did you come from?
♪ ♪
- What are you?
- [chuckles]
Jillian: It's pretty neat, right?
Elena: Yes.
Where is it from?
Jillian: They just discovered it in Sudan.
The boys say it's Horus, th millennia BC Nubian.
Elena: This symbol is definitely not hieroglyphic.
Jillian: Well, if it's as exotic as it looks,
I'm gonna get a feature in Minerva.
- Oh. J-Julian.
[door closes]
- Okay, team. Let's do it.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
(phone ringing)
Noah: Okay, what are the rules?
Kris: Bros before hoes.
Don't be a problem.
Don't go looking for a problem.
Noah: Or else we're gonna have a problem.
- I have a problem.
Kris: I know, I know.
Noah: Okay, I'll be back in a little bit.
- Mr. Diaz?
Noah: I know we're a little behind on the bill three months behind and until your account is current
You can't bring your brother here.
Noah: I've told you that I'm gonna fix it
I just need a little more time.
You can always take him to the ER.
Noah: Well, they won't see him in the ER unless he's critical
Mr. Diaz, he's
Noah: He's eleven years old
Come on Kris, let’s go
Kris: What happened?
Noah: Tell you later, man, right?
Come on, let's get out of here
[phone ringing]
- Hey, Jose.
Don't move.
Reporter: After a conference with Simpson's attorney,
Howard Weitzman, Simpson-
Receptionist; Can I help you?
Noah: Yes. Hey, I'm here for an interview
with the head of security, Mr. Bishop.
I'm Noah Diaz.
Receptionist; It's been canceled. -
Noah; No, no, it has to be a mistake.
- Then write for Mr. Bishop.
[indistinct chatter]
- Mr. Bishop. Hey, hey, hey.
Bishop: It's okay, Walker. -
Noah: It's me, Noah Diaz.
Sir, I think your boy back there is confused.
- He said our interview is canceled. -
Bishop: Because it is.
Noah: Wait, why? On the phone you said I was perfect for the job.
You said this was just a formality.
Bishop; It was until your old commanding officer called me back.
Said you were brave, an expert Comtech, but unreliable.
Couldn't trust you. Your head was always somewhere else.
Noah; Sir, I can't explain all of that.
I had some responsibilities at home. My brother...
Bishop; You had responsibility to the United States Army.
Noah: Mr. Bishop, sir, I'm a hard worker, okay?
I just...
I just really need a break.
Bishop; Listen, I can't have someone like you
mess up what I built.
Noah: Someone like me?
You don't know anything about me!
Bishop: I know you don't know how to be part of a team.
My God.
Kris: Hey, look, Superman went on a bunch of interviews
before he got his job on the Daily Planet.
Man, he never gave up.
Noah: I'm not Superman, Chris.
Life ain't a comic book, though.
Kris: I'm just saying, you'll get the next one.
Noah;,Yo, there is no next one.
No one's coming to save us.
We're alone in this.
Hey, man, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Kris: It’s alright
Noah: No, it's not.
None of this is.
Know what?
No.
Noah: Go ahead, bro.
Let's head upstairs. I'll be right there, all right?
(upbeat music)
- So what was you talking about earlier?
(upbeat music)
Reek: Hey yo, you want one?
Noah: No, I don't want any candy.
Reek; You gotta relax, B.
Your energy is really affecting my chi, and I get it.
I was nervous my first time too,
but you might wanna do some breathing exercises
or something, look at me.
(sighs)
- My man, my man, my man, my man.
Noah: It's just, I ain't done this before.
Reek: I know that, but them rich cats in there,
they give a ton of paper to charities every year
to make themselves feel better.
Hell, if you look at it from a holistic perspective,
we doing them a favor.
- Hey, yo, you're well!
- Yo, B, stop!
Noah: What are you doing?
Reek: This ain't about to affect their pockets at all.
- And it's about to be easy as hell.
Noah: So why you ain't the one going in there doing it?
Reek; Because, Papito, I'm the mastermind.
Now, come on, put this in your ear.
Noah; My man, you serious?
Yo, is that even clean?
Reek: It's the fourth quarter.
We got about two seconds left on the clock,
and you got the rock.
Noah: That's too much.
Reek: Well, hey, man.
Don't slam the--
(door slams)
Jillian: Okay, I'm off to my fundraiser.
What do you think?
Elena: It's nice.
(chuckles)
Um, can I, can I have something by you?
Elena: Hey, So I've been doing some research,
and I don't think that the statuette is Horace.
As a matter of fact, I'm sure it's not.
The boys dated it around 5000 BC, right?
Jillian: Mm-hmm.
Elena: But the Nubians, they never even had contact
with the Egyptians until years after that.
The symbol's not hieroglyphic.
I don't even think it's from that part of the world.
I think it might be Aztec or Inca.
It's not some Egyptian god.
It's something else.
♪
Jillian: Interesting.
Get those pressed, okay?
Reek: Hey.
There you go.
Let that breath fill you up.
In, out.
Noah; Reek, stop talking.
Reek: OK, all right.
I get it.
You don't like to chit chat back and forth,
but I got something for you.
Noah: You got a robbing mixtape?
Reek: No.
I got a liberating mixtape.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(engine revving)
- You're feeling that, huh?
Noah: Yeah, whatever.
Reek: Aight, there shouldn't be nobody
in this part of the building.
We should be able to just walk right on in.
Noah: Strike one, mastermind. This place is packed.
Hey, Walter, everybody is divine.
Reek: Just act like you own the place.
Noah: Hey, what's up, brother? Good to see you again.
Reek: Try not to look suspicious.
Yes!
Noah: Here you go, here you go.
Sorry, sorry. That's you, bro.
Nice glasses. I didn't know you had glasses.
Reek: What are you doing, making friends?
♪♪
Noah: Everything good?
We're here to mix.
♪♪
Elena: Hey.
Let's see what you really are.
♪ We like the breeze, flow straight out of our lids ♪
♪ Them, they got booed by these hard-rock rookie kids ♪
♪ Us, floor rush when they deejay human classics ♪
♪ You dig the dude when the fattest hip-hop record ♪
Reek; Now my man said it's tucked in the back.
Been there a couple weeks.
It's like the grayish car with like a little stripe.
Alright now just like brother Reek showed you.
Down the window.
A little wibble.
Feel that snag and...
Noah: Yeah.
Now we makin' money.
♪ I'm in like that 'cause I swing like that ♪
♪ Jazz like that, swing like that ♪
Reek; All right, talk to me, homie.
Noah: I'm in.
- This oughta be.
(eerie music)
(dramatic music)
Elena: Please don't, please don't, please don't.
- No, no, no, no.
- I'm gonna lose my job.
- I'm gonna lose you.
[sighs]
[eerie music]
♪ ♪
- Stefan, Nynobean.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[roaring]
[roaring]
[clattering]
[roaring]
[clattering]
[clattering]
Oprimus: This cannot be.
Calling all Autobots!
Calling all Autobots!
Bumblebee: Yippee ki-yay!
Arcee: Prime, this is RC. I have a visual.
What am I looking at?
Optimus: A way home.
Calling all Autobots!
Calling all Autobots!
Noah: What am I doing?
Reek: Well, hell, the cops is clear out here,
so whenever you want to slide that thing on out, you good.
Noah: I can't. I can't.
Reek: Like you can't drive stick or something?
Noah: No, it's just...
I ain't no thief.
Reek: Are you having an existential crisis now?
- The deadline for that was when I offered you Twizzlers.
Optimus:,This is an emergency. Can you hear me, Mirage?
Roll out.
Reek: Yo, who the hell was that?
Noah: Yo, it's the radio, bro. This car is bugging. I'm out.
- sh*t.
- Yo, what's up?
- Yo, what's up?
Security guard: Come out.
- Hey!
Noah: Oh sh*t.
Security guard:,Hey you!
Get out of the car!
Noah: I'm trying to, the car’s doing it by itself, I promise.
Look, it's not working.
Security guard: Get out now!
(tires squealing)
Noah: Hold up, wait!
What you doing?
- No, listen.
[laughs]
Reek: Breathe, breathe, breathe!
Now let's talk to your manifestation.
[tires screech]
- Did you do the cross-driving by yourself?
[tires screech]
- Noah, you good?
Noah: I don't know what's going on!
It won't stop!
- Stop, stop! Why don't you listen to me?
Reek: But you might want to slow down.
Noah: It's not me. the car's possessed
Reek: No, no, no, no, no.
You just on an adrenaline high
Let's do some of them breathing exercises.
- [inhales sharply]
Noah: Yo, I don't need no breathing exercises.
The car's driving by itself.
[SIRENS BLARING]
No.
No.
No, Reek, what do we do?
Reek: No, I cannot hear you.
Noah: Reek!
Reek; No, I can't.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
No, no, we did not.
No, you did not.
Just leave me.
Cop: Pull over.
Noah: Help me.
[MUTTERING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[SIRENS BLARING]
[SCREAMING]
[GROANING]
[PANTING]
[HORN BLOWING]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
[HORN BLOWING]
[GROANING]
(gasping)
Noah; Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive!
(tires squealing)
The bridge, the bridge, the bridge, take the Williamsburg!
(tires squealing)
♪ You got a hat, hat, hat ♪
♪ You got a hat, hat, hat ♪
[engine revving]
Cop: I got a 1288 in progress, silver Porsche.
[g*nshots]
[gasps]
How serious, man?
[g*nshots]
♪ You do what this, this, this ♪
♪ You do what this, this, this ♪
Oh, nah. Oh, nah.
♪ You do what this, this, this ♪
[engine revving]
♪ You do what this, this, this ♪
[engine revving]
Noah; Help me with something, please!
Oh! Yo, nah!
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
Optimus: Come in, come in!
Can you hear me, Mirage?
(tires screeching)
Noah: For us.
[sirens wailing]
Noah: Oh, miss! Miss!
Oh, miss!
[tires screeching]
[tires screeching]
[tires screeching]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[tires screeching]
♪ ♪
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, slow down! Slow down!
[tires screeching]
[grunts]
(grunting)
Mirage: Woo hoo hoo!
That felt good!
Get some oil pumping, you know!
Damn!
- I’ve been cooped up forever, dude.
- I can't tell you how old it gets.
Mirage, stay hidden!
Mirage, don't draw any attention to yourself!
Mirage, big is just a movie!
You'll never be a real boy!
But that was fun, man. You're fun, dude.
Alright. This is probably a lot for you, huh?
Noah: Back off!
Mirage: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's with the aggression.
Well, I thought after the car chase we were boys.
Mirage: You gonna hit me?
Noah; Maybe.
Mirage: Just like that?
Hmm. Tough guy.
I like that. I like it a lot.
Noah: What are you? Some sort of possessed car or something?
Mirage: Nah, that's not real man. I'm an alien.
Noah: Like, like E.T.?
Mirage: E.T., the little ugly guy in the basket? Look at this face!
The name's Mirage.
Come on, give me a little, give me a little, give me a little, give me a little tap.
Give me a little tap.
There you go, now we're friends.
Oh great, the g*ng's here.
Noah: They're more like you?
Mirage: Like me?
Nah, but be cool so they don't crush you.
Noah: What?
Mirage: Yeah, I'd put that pipe down if I were you.
[MUSIC]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, well.
Soon we got here.
Arcee: Mirage, what have you done?
Optimus: You brought a human here?
Mirage: Optimus, hey! Looking good, man!
Wait a second, are those new rims?
Optimus: You were told to stay hidden.
Mirage: Right, right. Crazy coincidence.
When you called all Optimus-like...
Autobots roll out!
This guy was already in the car, but he's cool, so it's cool. Cool?
Optimus: Not cool.
Who are you, human?
Noah: I'm nobody. I ain't even seen nothing. I'm not even seeing anything right now.
Optimus: No.
- Arcee.
Arcee: Private Noah Diaz, US Army.
Multiple commendations, a wizard with electronics.
He's a soldier.
Optimus: He does not look like a soldier.
Noah: I mean, you're looking pretty rough yourself.
(coughing)
Noah; Sorry, sir.
Optimus: I will deal with your mistake later.
Arcee: Okay, the energy surge we felt
I was in the yadahertz range, which is undetectable to humans.
I've reconstructed the source from the energy echoes.
Optimus: I cannot believe it. It exists and it is here.
What the hell am I looking at?
Optimus: The transwarp key. It was thought to be lost thousands of years ago.
It was once used to open space-time portals to energon-rich planets throughout the universe.
Mirage: You mean energon-rich planets like...
Optimus; Cybertron.
After seven long years stranded on Earth,
we finally found a way home.
Where did that catch you, Lake?
Mirage: Okay, so where is this tran--tran--tran--
Arcee: Transwarp Key? -
Mirage: Thank you.
It's in the new museum on Ellis Island.
( through radio)
Bumblebee: Let's blow it up!
Get the hell out of dodge.
Arcee: No, we can't just go in blasting and steal it, B.
The humans will hunt us down.
What we need is a quiet way in.
[both grunting]
[clattering]
[clattering]
Mirage: Ooh, how about him?
Optinus: No.
Mirage: What? Come on, man.
He could slip in right through one of them little doors.
Grab the key, leave a nice IOU, and peace out.
He's perfect.
What?
Optimus: No, it is a bad idea.
Noah: I agree with big man.
So, it's been real, y'all?
- What? -
Mirage: Time out.
No, no, I know. I know how to relax.
Mirage: Let me just talk to my guy real quick.
Yo, don't leave me with these tight asses, bro.
We make a great team.
Optimus: This is a waste of time.
Noah: Look, I'm not breaking into a museum for some space robots.
Mirage: But what about for friendship?
Uh, uh, or, or, or.
What about for cash?
Uh-huh.
You help us get this key so we can get off this rock.
No offense.
Love the neighborhood and all.
And then I let you sell me.
Lambo?
Ferrari?
Elite?
Look, you get paid, and then I'll split.
Noah: So all I gotta do is walk in and out.
Mirage: All you gotta do, we'll take care of the rest.
Cross my spark and hope to die.
Noah: Wow, that was corny when I said it out loud.
And what about the big man, Optimal or whatever?
Mirage: You let me worry about him.
Cool?
Ah, got him, easy baby, woo!
(dramatic music)
(clicking)
Noah: So y'all are robots that transform into cars,
even though you're from way out in space.
but now there's this key that opens a portal back to your home?
Oh, and you know this because there's a beacon light in the sky
that I can't see because I'm human.
Mirage: You say that like it's weird.
Noah: It's super weird.
Mirage: You know what's weird?
Marky Mark is leaving the funky bunch.
I heard he's just gonna pursue acting now.
That's crazy.
What?
How does that even--
What a world.
Noah: Whatever, man.
I'm just trying to collect this money
and get your angry-ass boss off Earth before he blows a gasket.
Mirage: Don't take it personal.
He just misses home.
And I think he blamed himself for us getting stuck here.
Earth was supposed to be a pit stop, you know?
A place for us to regroup and rejoin the w*r back home.
Prime feels like it's his fault we've been stranded here.
Like, he has to fix it all on his own.
Arcee: All right, team, heads up.
There's security up ahead.
Mirage: Nice.
This is going to be fun, man.
Noah: No, bro, you need to switch it up.
You need to turn into a helicopter
or a speedboat or something.
Mirage: I got something way better than that.
[Growling]
♪♪
[Laughing]
♪♪
Good call.
♪♪
Optimus; I do not like this plan.
Yeah, Mirage isn't really known for being quiet.
Optimus: At least Mirage is one of us.
We should not be relying on a human.
Bumblebee: They are my friends.
Optimus: I know one was good to you, Bee, but this is not our world.
The humans will always protect what is theirs.
We can only trust our own kind.
Bumblebee: You can't handle the truth!
Optimus: I do not want you going to that drive-in theater anymore.
[GROANING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(ominous music)
(ominous music)
(suspenseful music)
[engine revs]
(engine revving)
Scourge: Nightbird, search the island.
Finally, the hunt draws to a close.
(ominous music)
- Hello?
(door creaking)
(growling)
- Fudge.
(whispering)
(screaming)
- Are you okay?
- Shh.
Noah: Yo, you okay?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't think anyone was in here.
That's it.
Elena: Who are you?
Noah; I'm a janitor.
- Elena: Security!
Noah: No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't have to do that.
It's not what it looks like.
Elena: It looks like you're trying to steal museum property.
Noah: Okay, it's a little what it looks like.
(dramatic music)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it doesn't belong to you anywhere.
Just stop, just, hey, hey, hey, relax, relax.
And let me explain, it belongs to, to these,
these giant robots from space.
Elena: Really?
Noah: Look, I'm gonna need that.
Stop!
(both grunting)
- Damn!
Damn!
Museum security guard: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
What's going on here?
Don't move!
Elena: Man, it's about time you showed up!
(dramatic music)
Scourge: The key.
(coughing)
[grunting]
[sighs]
♪ ♪
Elena: You were telling the truth.
Noah: Yeah, but those ones aren't with me.
[growling]
[growling continues]
Scourge: Rip the flesh from their bones and bring me the key.
Here's yours.
Noah: Guys, we got company!
(roaring)
Optimus: Autobots, protect the key!
(roaring)
(grunting)
Nightbird: Not so fast!
(lasers f*ring)
Noah: Oh, they're flying now?
Elena: Who the hell are these guys?
(g*ns f*ring)
(growling)
Optimus: Impossible.
Scourge:,I enjoy that look of confusion
when an inferior being meets a higher power.
[thunder rumbling]
[thud]
- [gasps]
[thud]
[gasping]
- What the hell are those things?
[panting]
- Are you okay?
- [gasping]
[thud]
Elena: Hey, stop following me.
Noah: I'm not following you.
I'm just escaping in the same direction.
- [whimpering]
[thud]
[door creaks]
[thud]
(dramatic music)
(speaking foreign language)
and you will be k*lled by a bad guy.
Fucker, you are a casino.
You are a cyber sport. You are a slot.
And you are the one who will get you.
One X-Bats will be on your side.
And you will be the one who will be the most powerful.
(heavy breathing)
We're moving.
Keeping strong.
You put that dust in your arm.
It's sick of moving.
I don't give it what you want.
Just just.
(screaming)
Noah: Run!
Go, go!
Run!
(screaming)
Go, go, go, go, go!
Get her out!
How is that?
Thanks.
Nightbird: Scourge, I have eyes on the key.
Mirage: Prime, I don't think we can hold these guys--
Noah: No! No!
Oh my god! Put me down!
No!
Oh!
Ah!
Whoa, I'm so scared.
Ah.
Mirage: Oh, cool, you're still alive.
[roar]
[grunt]
Mirage: Get the key!
Noah, get out of here!
Get off me!
I hate spiders!
Noah; Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go! Get out of here!
Scourge:,Leaving some soon?
- Hmm?
- Come on, go!
- Vicky!
Scourge: Enough of these games, I'll get it myself.
Optimus; Not on my watch.
(intense music)
Scourge: Don't be frightened, humans.
This'll all be over soon.
And you call yourself a Prime?
Primus would be ashamed.
I'm tired of little things getting in my way.
Optimus: B!
Look back to my chapter.
Optimus: No!
Be
Scourge: Now to add a Prime to my collection
Maximals
Nightbird: Maybe we'll get a real fight
Scourge: No we got what we came for
This cannot be
(Music)
We must go now come with me
[MUSIC]
Optimus: This is my fault.
It should have been me.
Mirage: I'm sorry for your loss. No offense lady, but who are you again?
Air razor: My name is air razor.
I am a maximal a warrior from both your past and future.
Mirage; Oh, right. That tracks. Yeah,
Air razor: we fled our whole planet on the eve of this destruction. We sought refuge and hid here con earth.
Elena: Alright so you're a Maximal, y'all are Autobots, what was those things that att*cked us earlier?
Air razor: Terracons. Servants of a dark hungry god who feeds on entire worlds to sustain himself.
Optimus: Unicron.
Noah: So you're saying this thing Unicron eats planets to survive?
Aiir razor: Yes and he imbues his servants like scourge with dark energy which makes him all but
invincible. He is entirely beholden to Unicron. Through his power, he possesses Scourge's soul.
Scourge: Awaken my dark master.
Unicron: Rise.
My hunger is k*lling me.
What have you found?
Scourge: Salvation.
The galaxy will once again be yours to feast on my master.
Optimus : I should have gotten the key myself. I should have known better than to rely on humans.
Noah: Hold up, are you blaming me?
After you conveniently left out the part about a planet eating monster?
Optimus: Because of you, Unicron will now use the key to consume every planet in the universe.
Including my home world.
Air razor: He doesn't have the key. At least not all of it.
Unicron: You fool!
This is only half the key.
Scourge: Please, the Maximals!
They must have split it!
Unicron: Excuses!
Complete the key or else you will wish you had d*ed with the rest of your plan.
Air razor: We broke the key into two pieces for safe keeping, then splintered and went into hiding.
I do not know where the other half is.
For all I know, I am the last of our kind.
Elena: This in Peru?
Noah: How do you know that?
Elena: It's the symbols on the stone.
They were only ever recorded in one other place in the world.
The Inca Temple of the Sun in Cusco.
It's one of the oldest buildings in the Western Hemisphere.
I'm guessing that that can't be a coincidence.
Arcee: If you can track those symbols to Peru, so can the Terracons.
Optimus: We need to get there before they do.
And then k*ll Scourge and take his piece to complete the key.
Noah: Now hold up. Hold up.
You wanna find this other key and deliver it to the guy that just kicked your asses?
The transwarp key is our only way home.
Noah: If this dude gets a hold of that thing, it's game over for Earth.
Our families, everybody.
I'm going.
Optimus: Out of the question.
Noah: No offense.
But I'm not trusting my home to a guy who couldn't even protect his.
It's my planet.
I'm going.
Air razor: What about you?
Elena: Me?
Airazor: What is your name?
Elena: Elena.
Air razor: Elena.
Will you lead us to this temple?
Noah; Chance to stop the end of the world.
Arcee: Actually,
you'll be saving two worlds.
(suspenseful music)
Elena: Yeah.
Kris: Yo, is that you, Sonic?
Noah: What you doing up, Tails?
Kris: I can't sleep.
(dramatic music)
Noah: It's too hot.
You playing that game too much.
Give it a rest, you know what I'm saying?
So your hand can take a break.
Kris: I'm gonna b*at it.
Noah: My money's on you, bro.
We don't quit.
Come on, get some sleep, all right?
(dramatic music)
(suspenseful music)
- Yo listen, I gotta head out for a while.
I don't know when I'm gonna be back.
Kris: Why?
(door slams)
Mirage: Oh sh*t!
(door slams)
(suspenseful music)
- Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Stop, stop, please, turn it off, turn it off!
Noah; What are you doing?
I told you to sit tight!
Mirage: Stop!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Kris: Is that a robot? .
Noah; No, no, no, no. Go back to bed.
Shut it off!
Mirage: I had hot wires, so I messed up my life.
Kris: I got the bat.
Noah: don't get the bat.
Mirage: Did he say bat?
Noah: You gonna wake up mum.
Kris: I know you're a robot.
Noah: Kris!
Mirage: Yo! You scratched my paint!
What are you doing?
Mirage: Man, they didn't treat ET like this.
Kris: You know this thing?
Noah: Yeah, we're just... work friends.
Mirage: Work friends? You've been inside me.
Noah: Look, the thing I told you I have to go do is wear him and his crew.
Mirage: We're trying to stop the end of the world.
Kris: The world's ending?
Mirage: No, maybe. Sixty, forty.
Noah: You know I'm not gonna let that happen.
But that's why I have to leave.
Kris: I'll go get my things.
Mirage: Tough kid.
Noah: What? No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, hold on.
You--you're not coming.
Kris: Why? You need someone to watch your back.
Noah: It's too dangerous, Kris.
And I need you to stay here and take care of Mom.
Kris: 'Cause you might not come back.
♪
Kris: Hey, robot.
Mirage: Me?
What's up?
Kris: Watch out for my brother.
Okay?
Mirage: You got it, little man.
Kris: Nah, I'm serious.
If he gets hurt, I'm coming after you.
Mirage: Don't worry.
I got Noah's back.
I promise.
Noah: On team?
Kris : On team
Mirage: Kid's got heart.
(speaking in foreign language)
(upbeat music)
- Come here.
(loud rumbling)
- Wu Tang is in the building, baby!
Optimus: Way to be incognito.
Mirage: Aw, come on, Prime.
Smile a little bit.
It won't hurt.
Let me see that underbite.
All right.
So what kind of jet we taking to Peru?
Or is it a plane?
Either one's fine.
I just need first class, okay?
'Cause I got long-ass legs.
: Well, he is a plane.
Mirage: No, no, no.
Don't tell me we're flying on...
Oh no!
Stratosphere: My lads! I am Stratosphere, Lord of the Skies!
[maniacal laughter]
[screaming]
[screaming]
Mirage: Yeah, I'm walking to Peru.
[roaring]
Elena:
♪ Chains and waterfalls ♪
Oh my gosh.
♪ And I have it your way or nothing at all ♪
But I think you're moving too fast.
Sorry.
I sing when I get nervous.
It usually calms me down.
Noah: First time flying?
Elena: And it's my first time leaving New York.
Oh, my god.
Oh, god.
Noah: So the Bronx, huh?
Elena: Brooklyn, all right?
East New York all day.
Noah: I'm from Bushwick.
Elena: Really?
Noah: Mm-hmm.
Me and my dad, we used to go to this pizza spot
down on Nickafauka and Green.
Noah: Tony's Pizza?
Wow.
Tell me about your pops.
What was he like?
Elena: He was a cabbie for years.
Smartest guy you ever met.
They could talk to you about anything.
History, science, cricket.
Noah: Cricket?
Elena: He ain't never even go to college either.
He used to always say,
if you keep your eyes and your ears open,
life will show you everything you need to know.
Noah: So that's why you say yes to all of this?
Elena: I figured if he is somewhere watching,
then seeing his daughter do something crazy like this,
would definitely make him proud.
♪ ♪
Noah: Do you really think this key thing's in Peru?
Elena: I think so.
The evidence lines up.
Noah: You know, if it is, when we get our hands on it,
you know we gotta destroy it.
Elena: What?
Noah; It can't unite the key without both pieces.
No key, no Unicron, no Earth getting eaten.
♪ ♪
Elena: Yeah, but didn't then they can’t get back home
Noah: We gotta think about us.
♪ ♪
All you gotta do is find it,
and I'll take care of the rest.
♪ ♪
Arcee: Do you think an energon infusion could bring him back?
Optimus: Perhaps if we could get him back to Cybertron...
I never should have taken us so far from home.
(dramatic music)
(roaring)
(fire crackling)
[Music]
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(screeching)
(buzzing)
(electricity buzzing)
(dramatic music)
(horn honking)
(tires screeching)
Mirage; Wow, wheeljack needs to fix that power steering.
(engine revving)
Wheeljack: Sorry I'm late.
I was taking in a harmonious moment
between a serene butterfly and an unruffled caterpillar.
Substrung queasy.
Noah: Yo, oh yeah, papa, where you from?
Wheeljack: Cybertron.
Noah: So where'd you get that accent?
Wheeljack: Accent? What accent?
Noah: You know what I'm saying?
I'm just, I'm saying it's cool.
Like I was about to be like,
yo, mira papa y de donde eres,
I didn't want to assume that you speak Spanish too.
Because then, right?
Wheel jack: Mm, a little r*cist, Hermano.
Noah; I'm not trying to be, you know, yo.
Wheeljack: But anyway, the mission.
Follow me.
Noah; He's a robot, like, so...
How's that r*cist?
[dramatic music]
Wheeljack: Okay, guys, check this out.
The coordinates you gave me correspond to an old church.
Take a look.
(slurping)
Elena: That's Santo Domingo.
The Spanish built it on top of a Oinca temple.
Wheeljack: Correcto.
I picked up some residual energy readings
around the courtyard,
so I'm guessing the key's somewhere close by.
But we may have some trouble getting there.
Indiraimi, it's a festival that shuts down the whole city.
Mirage: Guess it's a night mission then.
Optimus: No, Scourge could already be here.
We must retrieve the other half before he does.
Noah: Me and Elena will do it.
Arcee: Y'all never make it two blocks.
There's human security all around the church.
You'll never get through.
Noah: Then we'll have to take a play out of your book.
We'll hide in plain sight.
We'll blend in with the parade.
Optimus: It is not a bad idea.
We will keep an eye out for the Terracons.
Our first sign of trouble.
We are going in.
Mirage: Yo, Noah, think fast.
fast and if you need help just holler
Arcee: I am in position.
Mirage: Alright, coast is clear.
Noah, Elena, it's go time.
Blend in. Act natural.
(dramatic music)
[MUSIC]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Nightbird: Autobots must be using their new pets to reach the temple.
Scourge:Lovely.
They're doing our work for us.
Go fetch.
Noah: Key's gotta be in here somewhere.
Elena: Yeah.
That stone work is th century.
What we're looking for is something much, much older.
- What is it?
Elena: It's the same insignia on Air Raiser.
But it's not lined up right.
Wait, you see that?
I think there's something under here.
There's another one.
Noah: Now where?
Elena: I thought it was...
[screams]
[rumbling]
♪ ♪
Noah; It's some "Indiana Jones"-type sh*t.
- You sure about this?
- No.
♪ ♪
Optimus; Any sign of Scourge?
Arcee: Nope. All clear here.
Mirage: Yeah, yeah. It's just groupies over here.
Optimus: Stay on task, Mirage.
Mirage: Prime, you gotta learn how to relax, my man.
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
- You know, you must be the first people
to walk here in half a millennium.
♪ ♪
Mirage: Yo, Sonic, you dead yet?
Noah: No.
Wait, did you just call me Sonic?
Elena: I think that's a temple.
Noah; What are we looking for?
Elena: You see the symbols on that temple?
The master wants a courtyard.
I think it's up there.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
Elena: I think we found what we came here for.
♪ ♪
- I always wondered what it would feel like to be there
when artifacts were actually found.
♪ ♪
- All right. Now come on, push.
♪ ♪
[grunting]
- Are you even pushing?
Noah: Yeah, I'm pushing.
♪ ♪
[grunts]
♪ ♪
[panting]
Elena: Wait. Wait, what?
- Just--just let me think.
- Oh, no, no, no, no. Where is it?
- Where is it?
- Sometimes there's like a false bottom or something.
(panting)
Elena: Look, I think I found something.
You see these symbols?
I've seen markings like this.
The air razor statue at my museum.
They're new.
They're not on the trans-warp key.
- There's two of them.
(panting)
(door creaking)
[panting]
Mirage.
♪ ♪
Noah: Let's keep moving.
Elena: Just give me a second.
♪ ♪
Noah: Run! - [screams]
♪ ♪
[screams]
♪ ♪
Noah: Go, go, go, go, go!
Mirage!
We got trouble! One of the things is down here! Where are you guys?
Mirage: Hang tight! I'm on the way!
Scourge: The Autobots are moving. They must have found the key.
Arcee: Airazor, where are the humans?
Air razor: The Underground, heading towards the jungle.
Mirage: Aw, man! They're tailing us!
♪ ♪
[gasping]
[growling]
♪ ♪
Elena: Do something! -
Noah: What you want me to do?
[growling]
- [grunts]
- [panting]
♪ ♪
Elena: You had a g*n this whole time.
[dramatic music]
Prime!
What the hell are you doing?
Optimus: I'm going to take that scourge's key and then take off his head.
[roaring]
[roaring]
Guys!
Ah! I can use a little help!
Did someone call for Pemko?
- Wait, wait, wait! - What?
Wait!
(roaring)
(roaring)
(laughing)
- This is for me.
(roaring)
Come here.
- Hold on.
(dramatic music)
Scourge: I love your fire, Prime,
but you're going to die on this speck of dust.
Optimus: I can think of no better place to bury you.
[GRUNTS]
[GROWLS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREECHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GROWLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[GROWLING]
[GROWLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Optimus: I will end your scourge.
That is a promise.
Night bird: They're getting away.
Scourge: Not this time.
Elena: I hear water.
Where are we?
(growling)
- What was that?
(growling)
Primal: Who are you?
Why are you hunting for the key?
Mirage: Yo Donkey Kong, stay away from my friend.
- Oh, Mariah.
Don't worry, your boy's got this.
(growling)
(screaming)
- Stranger danger, stranger danger!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Not so fast!
(roaring)
- Aye, aye, aye.
Arcee; Hey, over here, kitty kitty.
Optimus: Stand down!
(roaring)
I won't ask a second time.
Airazor: No! All of you, stop!
Arid!
Airazor: Primal, I thought you were lost. All of you.
Primal: The others, are they?
Airazor: I am all that is left.
Prime, these are my fellow Maximals.
Rhinox. Cheetor
Cheetor: Sorry about scaring you, brother.
Mirage: Scared?
- Please, I'm not scared.
- That's just engine oil.
Airazor: And our leader, Optimus Primal.
Optimus: Optimus Primal?
Primal: Named after you, the legendary warrior of Cybertron.
It's an honor.
Airazor, I'm happy to see you, old friend.
But bringing others here was not part of our plan.
not part of our plan. I fear you bring dark tidings.
Airazor: Scourge has come to earth. He's found us. And he has half of the key. We must find
the second piece before he does. But it wasn't in a cave.
Primal: It was. But we moved it long ago to
keep it safe.
Airazor: Where is it now?
Primal: Come with me.
♪ ♪
Elena: That doesn't look so good.
Airazor: When Skurge touches you, he leaves a mark.
But I'll be alright.
♪ ♪
Noah: Hey, back then you called me Sonic.
Mirage: Yeah.
Your little bro's got this thing about using real names over the airwaves, so...
Noah: Hey, you been talking to Kris?
Mirage: Uh-huh.
He gave me this to keep tabs on you.
Make sure I'm keeping my promise.
Noah: Oh, here.
Next time, include warning labels.
Mirage: Nah, go ahead.
Keep it.
Noah: I guess it does look better on me.
Mirage: Just don't ask what part of my body it came from.
Uh-huh.
Elena: So, who are you?
Primal: We Maximals are an advanced race, dedicated to the expansion of life throughout the universe.
We use the Transwarp Key to visit young worlds.
Elena: The Nazca Lines? The temple at Tikal? That was you guys, right?
Primal: Not us. We cannot claim credit for human ingenuity.
Optimus: But you had the key. Why stay on this world?
Primal: When Unicron destroyed our world, we took an oath dedicated to the preservation of life.
No matter the cost.
And Earth has been a safe refuge.
(dramatic music)
♪ ♪
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[tense music]
[speaking in foreign language]
[speaking in foreign language]
[growling]
[speaking in foreign language]
Primal: This is Amaru.
He and his family are the last descendants of a tribe
that has watched over us for hundreds of years.
When we arrived, they shared their world with us,
and together we protected its people
and our secret.
Optimus: You allied with humans?
Primal: We did.
Optimus:,If you give us this key, tomorrow I will light the beacon and bring Scourge to us.
Primal: The Maximals have already sacrificed one home to protect the universe.
I won't risk losing another.
As a leader, I know you understand.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Primal: He is not the Optimus Prime I imagined.
Airazor; Well, he has lost so much.
Primal: Many more will perish if the key falls into the wrong hands.
Airazor:,If you had another chance to save our home, would you act any differently?
Primal: Optimus, come. I want to show you something.
Your friend will find peace here.
Optimus: This is raw energon.
Primal: The valley is rich with it.
Optimus: Could this revive bee?
Primal: I'm sorry, but in this state it is inert.
It will take a great power to ignite it.
Greater than anything we have here.
I see that you are surprised we entrust the key to them.
Optimus: Yes I am.
Primal: I've been amongst them a long time now.
There is more to them than meets the eye.
They are worth saving.
(suspenseful music)
(scissors snipping)
[dramatic music]
[ settlers chains cl NON chiefly ]
Elena: What if we didn't destroy it?
Maybe there's another way to save both our homes.
Noah: Elena, I made a lot of mistakes in my life.
This is different.
I can't fail at this.
I can't let my family down.
Elena: You're just like him.
You know that?
Noah: Who?
Elena: Optimus.
I'm serious.
He feels it too.
Noah: Feels what?
Elena: Like a beast of burden, just trying to carry the weight
of the world on his shoulders.
You think he's some--
some general barking orders, but when I look at him,
all I see is a big brother trying to protect his family.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(ominous music)
(screaming)
Elena: Are you okay?
(growling)
Elena: Airazor.
- Who is it?
Airazor: I can feel Scourge.
- In my mind.
(sad trombone)
(growling)
(screaming)
Optimus: Run, Elena.
Primal: No!
(eerie music)
Primal: Airazor.
Optimus: They found us.
Everyone, defensive position.
- Noah, guard the key.
Take Elena and find someplace safe to hide.
We must protect the humans.
Nightbird: Miss me?
- Noah, Elena, get out of here!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Noah; We have to destroy it.
Optimus: No.
No.
Don't.
I know you want to protect your people.
But if you destroy that key, our home will be lost forever.
We do not have to choose.
Please, Noah.
[MUSIC]
[MUSIC]
[roaring]
[grunting]
[roaring]
Noah: Elena!
(growling)
Scourge: Wait, wait, didn't I k*ll you already?
Prime: No, I'm the Maximal, that’s going to rip out your spark.
Scourge: We'll see about that.
k*ll them.
(screaming)
- There is a note!
Airazor: I can't hold it back.
- Back! - Back!
Any Longer.
Primal: Fight it Airazor.
Airazor: Remember our oath,
primal.
No matter the cost.
I can't hold it back!
Primal: Airazor, no!
Airazor: Primal!
I knew you could do this!
This is okay!
Do it!
♪ ♪
[sighs]
♪ ♪
- Primal.
Primal: No matter the cost.
Noah: Elena, Elena, look at me.
Are you okay?
Elena: Scourge has the key.
(heavy breathing)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music)
(engine revving)
(dramatic music)
Scourge: Awaken, almighty Unicron.
Your time has come.
(dramatic music)
(engine revving)
[MUSIC]
(dramatic music)
[MUSIC]
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
- ( deserves
= loans
I'm sorry
Noah: no
You were looking out for your own.
I can't even be angry at you for that.
Optimus: On my home world, we believe that the battle with darkness will continue till all are won.
I lost sight of that.
You fought for yours as I fought for mine, when we should have been fighting the darkness together.
Noah: Well, I ain't done fighting yet.
♪
All right, everybody, squad up.
Bring it in.
There's gotta be a way to stop this dude.
Primal: It's too late.
The transwarp has already been activated.
It has more energy than a supernova.
Any interruption will ignite it, like a b*mb.
The only way to stop this process
is an access code we installed long ago
as a safeguard.
Mirage; Okay, what's the code then?
Primal: The code was split along with a key.
Sadly, the second half of that code d*ed with Air Razor.
Elena: No, wait, wait, wait. I got it.
The one hiding her half of the key,
it had markings in it.
Just like the ones I found on the cave where you hid yours.
Together, they must complete the access code.
Noah: Hmm.
So we got a chance now, right?
Primal: A slim chance.
Optimus: That is all we need.
If you will show us the way, Primal.
Primal: Alright, we need to move quickly.
We have a small window before the portal opens large enough for Unicron to enter.
The bridge is girded by a series of tunnels.
They are too small for Maximals, but...
But not for humans.
If Noah and Elena reach the central antenna, they could use the code to shut it down, remove
the transwarp key, and close the portal before Unicron enters our atmosphere.
Arcee: But Scourge will be watching our every move.
He'll do anything to stop us from getting the key.
Optimus: Then we bring the fight to him.
Autobots and Maximals will charge the bridge together
and lure Scourge onto the b*ttlefield.
Noah: While me and Elena sneak it through the back way.
Mirage: It sounds like we are going to die.
Optimus: If we are to die, then we will die fighting.
All as one.
Scourge: This world is yours, master.
Nightbird:?Scourge...
They're back.
Scourge; Prime.
Protect the key. Don't let them get to the bridge.
Optimus primal:Maximals!
Optimus: Autobots !
Both: Roll out!
Primal: Rhinox! Tior! Maximize!
(growling)
(growling)
- At least the foot soldiers took the bait.
- Yeah, but Scourge didn't.
He's guarding the key.
Mirage: All right.
This should lead to the bottom of the transwarp control panel.
Get the key, get the hell out of there.
Noah; What are you gonna do?
Mirage: I'm gonna go distract Scourge.
Noah; You can't take on Scourge alone.
Mirage: Relax.
I'm Mirage, remember?
Hey.
(dramatic music)
(growling)
(grunting)
(growling)
(grunting)
(dramatic music)
(roaring)
(dramatic music)
- One, two, three, boom!
Noah: gotta hurry up.
- Take cover!
- Get up!
-TRANSIT: get me a real fight!
Primal: It's a fight you want?
You got one.
(grunting)
Optimus: He was mine.
- Nope.
Mirage: Missed me.
- No one gets any key, Maros.
What do we have here?
I let it go!
Scourge: Brave, but futile.
Mirage: Hey! Don't mess with my boy!
Boy!
[Hissing]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Coughing]
Scourge: No one will remember this pathetic planet.
And no one will remember you.
Noah: Mirage, what are you doing?
Mirage: Keeping my promise.
Noah: Come on, you gotta get up!
Mirage: It's okay, Noah.
Home, home team.
Haunty?
Ross?
Ross?
k*ll the other human.
(dramatic music)
(gasping)
(dramatic music)
Unicron, you fought bravely, but this world is yours.
is already mine.
What's so late?
Go!
Hey!
(suspenseful music)
(groaning)
- Hey Nokos, you there?
- Who?
- You saw me.
Noah: Kris.
Kris: Noah?
What's going on?
Where's Mirage?
Noah: He... he's gone.
Kris: Gone?
No.
Noah:,I'm sorry, Kris.
I'm not gonna win this one.
We don't lose, right?
Noah: I wish that was true, but I can't.
Kris: Yes, you can.
Noah: No.
No, I'm not you.
Kris: I hate being sick.
Whenever I wanna give up,
you're always there telling me to keep going.
And now it's my turn.
Keep going, no?
You think you're nobody, but you're the strongest guy I know.
Mirage: You guys are so cute.
Noah: Mirage.
You're alive.
Mirage: Yeah, but I'm gonna need you to take the wheel.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GRUNTING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GRUNTING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Kris: You can do this.
You're my brother.
Noah Diaz.
From Wilson Avenue.
Apartment 2C Brooklyn, New York.
Noah: No names over the airwaves.
Kris: Forget that.
Let them know who you are.
Noah: yo scourge remember me
(dramatic music)
Scourge: You think you can take me on alone?
Optimus: He is not alone.
♪♪
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Growls]
[Grunts]
♪♪
[Grunting]
[both grunting]
♪ ♪
[screaming]
[both gasping]
I'm not believing Brooke Lemmett.
[knocking]
(dramatic music)
- Energon.
(dramatic music)
(g*nshots)
(dramatic music)
♪♪
[Grunts]
♪♪
Frank!
♪♪
Noah!
♪♪
[Grunts]
(grunting)
Scourge: I'm getting really tired of you humans.
- I got you.
(growling)
(roaring)
♪ Don't call it a comeback ♪
♪ I've been hit with tears ♪
♪ Rocking my penis ♪
♪ What suck is a bam ♪
♪ Making the tears rain down like a mind stone ♪
♪ Back to the basics always holding hands ♪
♪ Overpowering ♪
♪ Overcompensating ♪
♪ I'm towering ♪
♪ Practice ♪
♪ Please ♪
♪ No one's gonna make you go on top ♪
♪ Don't you dare ♪
♪ Say I'm gonna ♪
Nightbird: You again.
You should have stayed dead!
Bumblebee: I have come here to kick ass.
Noah: Glad to have you back.
Optimus: Everyone, guard the bridge. Elena, shut it down!
[grunting]
[clattering]
[growling]
We gotta give her some cover!
We'll clear the way.
[clattering]
That's what I'm talking about.
Elena: Engine access code. How hard could that be?
[growling]
[clattering]
You've got to be kidding me.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Optimus: Just you and me, Scourge.
Let's end this once and for all.
Scourge: Master, the reinforcements.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[INAUDIBLE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ It's about to go ♪
♪ ♪
Oh, man.
♪ ♪
All right, I got this.
Let's go, B!
♪ ♪
♪ My soul is a body in a big strap ♪
♪ And a yellow robe on my back ♪
♪ And a body out here ♪
Shut the f*ck up to my little friend!
♪ ♪
♪ It's about to go down ♪
♪ ♪
We gotta hurry!
That's right.
Yeah!
Yeah, you angry m*therf*cker!
♪ I'm about to k*ll it, baby ♪
♪ I'm about to k*ll it, baby ♪
♪ I'm about to k*ll it, baby ♪
(tense music)
(yelping)
(grunting)
Optimus: You will never see Unicron take this world!
Noah: You did it! Brooklyn baby!
Scourge: Nooooo! Unicron will prevail!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Optimus: I've had enough, Jeter!
Time to show you the real power of the Prime!
This belongs to a friend of mine!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GASPS]
Elena: The panel is destroyed.
I can't stop it.
Optimus: Maximals, retreat to safety.
I will destroy the key myself.
Fine.
No.
There's got to be another way.
Optimus: Bee protect them.
(dramatic music)
Primal: Your sacrifice becomes our oath.
Thank you, my friends.
- Pete!
- We can't leave him out!
(growling)
Everyone, find me!
(gasping)
Unicron: Don't prime.
I can give you everything you want.
Optimus: Then die!
[GROANING]
[GROANING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GROANING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Optimus: Noah.
Noah; I got you.
[GROANING]
Optimus: Let me go, Noah.
Save yourself.
Noah: Till all are one.
[screaming]
[grunting]
[growling]
[screaming]
[growling]
[growling]
[screaming]
[growling]
[growling]
Primal: Till all are one.
[growling]
[growling]
[growling]
[growling]
♪ ♪
Noah: Punch it, Optimus!
♪ ♪
(dramatic music)
- Yeah baby!
[MUSIC]
♪♪
♪♪
Arcee: Unicron. Is he dead?
Primal: Trapped, but not dead.
Evil can never be vanquished completely. He could return.
Optimus: Let him come. United, we will destroy him once and for all.
( narrating)
Optimus: I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots.
We have lost the Transwarp Key and with it our ability to go home.
But we have gained an ally in our battle against the forces of evil.
Forces too powerful for any of us to defeat on our own.
But together we might just have a chance.
( narrating)
Noah: I am Noah Diaz.
What is there to know about me?
I was raised out in Brooklyn.
I got a little bro who calls me Sonic.
And if I gotta help save the universe
in order to save the people I love,
well then that's what I'm gonna do.
(dramatic music)
[dramatic music]
(dramatic music)
(people chattering)
- How you doing, sir?
- You here for the job interview, Noah Diaz?
- I'll tell him you're here.
- [TV Announcer] This Sunday on Minutes,
I sit down to talk with Elena Wallace.
She recently discovered an underground temple
with a network of catacombs dating back to BC.
- I never could have imagined making a discovery
of this significance.
So it's definitely a dream come true.
- Brooklyn, baby.
They're ready for you.
- Thanks, sir.
- Elevator in the back.
- Why don't you tell me about your strengths?
- In addition to my experience with electronics,
I've also been really developing
my team building skills too.
- That's so, look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Resume's a little thin.
- Yeah, well, I just recently had a job
Working internationally.
- Oh, is that...
No, don't think it's on there.
- No, it was a short-term contract.
- Oh, well, that's cool.
Why don't you tell me about that?
- It was in South America,
so I got to work on my Spanish.
My mom was real happy about that.
You know moms, she's just me.
But while I was out there, honestly, man,
I was really just like, "Wert, wert, wert, wert, wert."
- That's a shame, 'cause I heard the food
is really good in Peru.
(laughs)
- I didn't mention anything about Peru.
- Well, that's where you were, right?
- I was-- - Down in Cusco?
With you and Elena, and your,
I don't know, call 'em friends?
What's going on here?
We know a lot about you, Mr. Diaz.
Who are you, like the CIA or FBI?
We are a secret government organization,
strictly off the books.
We specialize in global threats, planetary, loss prevention,
that kind of thing.
We're in the middle of an ongoing w*r,
and we'd love to have you join the fight.
You and your whole team, you know, the big guys.
No idea what you're talking about.
That's a good answer.
All right.
Either way, I want you to know, in lieu
of the thanks of a grateful nation,
we will be taking care of your brother Chris's health care.
All of it.
From now on, he will have / access to the greatest
doctors in the world.
These are doctors who don't ask their patients
about account balances.
Are you serious?
- You saved the world, kid.
It's the least we can do.
- I don't know what to say.
- We'll work on that.
Your brother's gonna be just fine.
Oh, Chris was right, by the way.
names over the airwaves. We could really use someone like you, Noah. Don't you think about it?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-G-I-J-O.
(dramatic music)
(hip hop music)
(hip hop music)
[MUSIC]
♪♪
♪♪
Come on, man. Show me something. Show me something.
That oughta do it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Reek; This?
This is a complete waste of your skills and my expertise.
Noah: Think it came out pretty good.
Reek: Well, I guess we could call it modern art
and sell it to some cats in Soho.
Noah; No, I'm not selling.
Reek: What?
Why?
Is this about the five-o' thing?
No, I told you. I did not ditch you.
I was running to give it go. I thought you knew the play.
All right, let's say I did ditch you,
even though I didn't.
Not for your sake I see your face. Let's just say I did I think all the blood sweat and dead presidents
I put in to get in these car parts for you make us even Steven.
Noah: It's not that
This car special
Reek; this car is a jigsaw puzzle made of garbage. Hey, I'mma bet
The joint don't even start
Noah:Yo Mirage
(dramatic music)
Mirage: Woo hoo hoo, yeah!
Your boy is back!
This dude said I wasn't even gonna start!
[MUSIC]
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