01x10 - Who Needs School/Magic Tricks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!". Aired: August 21, 2006 – February 21, 2010.*
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Follows an anthropomorphic yellow, rectangular mouse-like creature named Wubbzy, who has various antics with his friends, Widget, a rabbit-like creature who can build; Walden, a bear-like creature who is a brainiac; and since the second season, Daizy, a dog-like creature who loves flowers.
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01x10 - Who Needs School/Magic Tricks

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[rings]

Wow, wow, everyone!

My name is Wubbzy!

♪ Wubbzy lives in a tree ♪

♪ He likes to play,

play, play ♪

♪ He's got a bendy tail

and he likes it that way ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Widget is his friend,

she likes to build ♪

♪ She hammers and she saws ♪

♪ And her toolbox is filled ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Walden is their friend,

he's really smart ♪

♪ He knows about science

and books and art ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wubbzy and Widget

and Walden are friends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ And when they

are together ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow!

[Wubbzy]

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy.

[ringing]

Wow, wow, wow!

It's the first day

of school!

Weeee!

And look! I even have

a doodleberry

to put on

the teacher's desk.

School is going

to be so much fun!

Wow, wow, guys.

What's the problem?

[All]

We have to go to school.

But isn't school fun?

Fun? No way!

It puts you in a room

with a bunch of new kids

you don't know.

And you can't go out

to play kickety-kick ball

or hippity hopscotch.

And the teacher

can be really mean.

Really? Wow.

Yep. We're in no rush

to go to school.

That's for sure.

Wow.

New kids?

No playtime?

Mean teachers?

Maybe I'm not

going to school.

Wubbzy.

I thought you were

going to school today.

Oh, I decided that I don't

have to go to school.

You don't?

No. I can learn

everything I need

on my own.

In fact, I'm going

to start right now.

Can I use your

library, Walden?

Sure. I'm going out

for a while,

but you can look through

as many books as you want.

Thanks!

Bye-bye!



See you later.

Wow!

Walden must have

every book in the world.

Hmm. I guess I better

read them all.

That way I'll know

everything.

I think I'll start

with "A".

Let's see.

"Aardvark.

"Abacus.

"Accordion.

"Anchor.

Ant."

Wow.

This is going

to take forever.

Maybe I'll skip right

to the letter "Z".

But that's an awfully

tall stack of books.

I need to get

a head start.

"Zebra.

Zither."

Uh-oh.

Yikes!

Wow!

Whew!

Oops.

Wow. There must be a better way

to learn everything.

Oh? You want to

learn everything?

No problemo.

I know the perfect

teacher for you.

What is it?

Ta-da!

Introducing the

Peachy Teacher .

The Peachy Teacher?

Yes, siree!

This baby can

teach you everything

you want to know

without ever having

to go to school.

Wow.

Just push one of

these here buttons.

Math,

science,

art, whatever,

and the Peachy Teacher

will do the rest.

I'll try math.

[beeping]

One plus one equals two.

See? The Peachy Teacher

does all the work,

and you don't have to

do anything but play.

Wow. That really

is peachy.

Cat.

C-A-t. Cat.

Dog.

D-O-G. Dog.

Wow.

This is working out great.

Cow.

C...O...

[static]

...W. Cow.

Pig.

P-I...

I...

I...

G...

[voice slowing down]

Pig.

Uh-oh.

Something's not so

peachy with the

Peachy Teacher.

Maybe this will help.

[beeping]

Mouse.

M-O-U-S-E. Mouse.

There, that's better.

Snake.

S-N-A-K-E. Snake.

Rabbit.

R-A-B-B-I-T. Rabbit.

Syzygy.

S-Y-Z-Y-G-Y.

Calculus. DNA.

Jurassic.

Renaissance.

Polyphony.

Exoskeleton.

[gibberish]

Wow. It is out of control.

Reading.

Art.

Science.

Uhh!

One plus one

equals two.

Who needs to learn

all this stuff anyway?

I just wanna play!

Weeee!

Where is everybody?

Oh, well.

I guess I'll play

by myself.

Weee!

Weeee!

Weeee!

[sighs]

[kids laughing]

That's strange.

It sounds like they're

having fun in there.

[laughing]

Hi, Wubbzy.

Hey! What's going on?

I thought you were

going to be with

a bunch of new kids

you didn't know.

We were, but now

that we know them,

they're our new friends.

But I thought you weren't

allowed to have fun in school.

Oh, there are lots of

fun things to do in school.

And when we have recess,

we got out and play

kickety-kick ball

and hippity hopscotch.

Really?

But what about

the teacher?

Is he really mean?

♪♪ [humming]



Here comes

the teacher now.

♪♪ [humming]

Walden?

You're the teacher?

That's right.

Wow.

And I was so worried.

It's normal to be afraid

of new things, Wubbzy.

But school can be really fun

if you give it a try.

I will!

Oh!

Say, can I join

the class?

I reckon I wouldn't mind

learning a few new things, too.

Certainly, Widget.

Take a seat.

Okay, now who can

tell us something

about aardvarks?

Oh! Oh!

I can! I can!

Woo-hoo!

Weee!

Yippee!

Wow, wow, Widget.

Hiya, little buddy.

Wow. That looks

like fun.

It is.

Ta-da!

Wow!

Can I try it?

Sure thing.

But you gotta

be careful.

I will.

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, come on,

little buddy.

You can bounce

higher than that.

Higher?

Okay.

Oop!

Weeee!

That's it!

Now watch me bounce

on my tail.

No, no!

Not on your...

tail.

[chirps]

Wow.

[rings]

Wow, wow, everyone!

My name is Wubbzy!

♪ Wubbzy lives in a tree ♪

♪ He likes to play,

play, play ♪

♪ He's got a bendy tail

and he likes it that way ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Widget is his friend,

she likes to build ♪

♪ She hammers and she saws ♪

♪ And her toolbox is filled ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Walden is their friend,

he's really smart ♪

♪ He knows about science

and books and art ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wubbzy and Widget

and Walden are friends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ And when they

are together ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow!

[Wubbzy]

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy.

Wow, wow, everybody.

We're going

to magic school.

This is our teacher.

Moo-Moo the Magnificent.

He's the best

magician ever.

I'm so glad you're coming

to magic school with me.

No problemo,

little buddy.

I just finished

a big building job,

so I am ready to

have me some fun.

And I could use

a little break from

my science experiments.

Oh, this is gonna be

so great!

[horn honks]

Here comes the bus.

Oh, no! There's

a traffic jam up ahead.

[horns honking]

Wow!

Magic is cool!

[Wubbzy]

Look, it's a magic castle!

Wow!

Wow!

What a cool place!

[clock chiming]

[all chatting]

Wow!



He's cool!

Welcome to magic school!

I am Moo-Moo

the Magnificent!

Now the first thing

we need

is a little more space.

[Both]

Ooh!

And now we all need

magic tables.

Ooh!



Ooh!

Ooh!



Wow!

Oh!



Excellent!

[laughs]

I told you he was

a great magician.

Now today, students,

anyone who performs

a trick successfully

will receive

a gold star.

[blows]

Wow.

I can't wait

to get a gold star.

For our first trick,

we will change

a glass of water

into a glass of milk.

You wave your magic wand

over the glass of water,

and...presto change-o!

You have a refreshing

glass of milk.

Ah! Nice and cold.

[belches]

Excuse me.

Now you try it.

Wow!

This should be easy.

Ha!

It's not milk!

It's creamed spinach!

Mine turned to milk.

Mine, too.

I seemed to have

created a milkshake.

Does that count?

Ha ha! Oh, yes!

A milkshake is even

harder to do than milk.

Good work!

Wow.

I wish I had a star.

Now for our second trick,

we will pull a rabbit

out of a hat.

Simply turn the hat

upside down,

say the magic words...

Abra-cadoodle.

Voilá!

A cute little

bunny rabbit.

[laughs]

Now let's see you try.

Now this should

be really easy.

Abra-cadoodle!

A shoe?

That's not right.

Abra-cadoodle!

An umbrella?

That's not right

either.

Abra-cadoodle!

Abra-cadoodle!

Abra-cadoodle!

[horse whinnies]

Oh, this trick

doesn't work.

[Moo-Moo]

Excellent!

Excellent!

[sighs]

[laughs]

Okay, easy now.

That tickles!

Well done!

Stars for Widget, Walden,

Buggy, Huggy, and Earl.

I guess I'm not gonna

get any stars.

Let's take a break

for lunch

and then we'll get

back to class.

Bologna with cheese,

my favorite!

[sighs]

[sighs]

What's the matter,

Wubbzy?

Don't you like

magic school?

Everybody else is doing

so much better than I am.

I'm the only one who

still doesn't have a star.

Well, you're welcome

to one of mine, little buddy.

Thanks, Widget,

but it's not the same

as getting one myself.

Face it. I'm not good

at magic.

Maybe I should

just go home.

No, no, no!

Stay and try

another trick.

Everybody's good at

different things, you know.

Yeah, Wubbzter.

Don't give up now.

[bell rings]

Everybody back to class.

It's time to learn

the magic ring trick.

[sighs]

Now we will magically

separate these rings.

[All]

Ooh!

Hold the rings

before you,

give a quick

twist of the wrist,

and voilá!

Now you try it.

Oh, this is hard!

I can't do it.

Oh, come on now.

My, this is tricky.

Gee, learning magic

was harder than I thought.

I should go back and

give it another try.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Come back here, you!

Come back!

A little help here.

Uhh!

Great rings of Saturn!

Uhh!

Hey!

Wow!

Look what I did!

[All]

Yay!

Well done, Wubbzy!

I have something

special for you.

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

I'm gonna get

a gold star!

Oh.

It's a wand.

Why don't you wave that wand

and see what happens?

Wow, wow, wow,

wow, wow!

I get five stars!

One for solving

the ring trick

and four for

not giving up.

Way to go, Wubbzy!

Good job,

little buddy!

You know, Wubbzy,

with a little practice,

I bet you'll be able to do

that rabbit trick, too.

I'm gonna try it

right now.

[chirps]



[laughs]

Well, it's not

exactly a rabbit,

but I am getting

closer!

[laughs]

♪ Sometimes it's rough

and it gets tough ♪

♪ And you try so hard

but it's never enough ♪

♪ It makes you sigh

and wonder why ♪

♪ And sometimes you feel

like you wanna cry ♪

♪ But if you stick with it

and try not to quit ♪

♪ You'll move right through

to something waiting for you ♪

♪ It's magic, it's magic

when you try your best ♪

♪ It's magic, it's magic

when you pass the test ♪

♪ It might be hard

to learn something new ♪

♪ But you'll be doing magic

when you finally do ♪

♪ You think everyone else

can learn it fast ♪

♪ And you're the only one

who learns it last ♪

♪ But there's someone else

who's looking at you ♪

♪ And thinks you're

the magic one ♪

♪ When they see

what you do ♪

♪ Sometimes you'll follow

and sometimes you'll lead ♪

♪ Everyone learns

at their own speed ♪

♪ Some things

you learn slow ♪

♪ And some things

you learn quick ♪

♪ It all depends

on the magic trick ♪

♪ Remember to be patient

and to learn it well ♪

♪ Then you'll cast

the perfect magic spell ♪

♪ You'll be doing magic ♪

♪ You'll be doing magic ♪

♪ It's magic, it's magic

when you improve ♪

♪ It's magic, it's magic

when you find your groove ♪

♪ It might be hard

to learn something new ♪

♪ But you'll be doing magic

when you finally do ♪

♪ You'll be doing magic ♪
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