01x13 - Watch the Birdie/Wubbzy Tells a Whopper

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!". Aired: August 21, 2006 – February 21, 2010.*
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Follows an anthropomorphic yellow, rectangular mouse-like creature named Wubbzy, who has various antics with his friends, Widget, a rabbit-like creature who can build; Walden, a bear-like creature who is a brainiac; and since the second season, Daizy, a dog-like creature who loves flowers.
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01x13 - Watch the Birdie/Wubbzy Tells a Whopper

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[ring]

Wow, wow, everyone!

My name is Wubbzy!

♪ Wubbzy lives in a tree ♪

♪ He likes to play,

play, play ♪

♪ He's got a bendy tail

and he likes it that way ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Widget is his friend ♪

♪ She likes to build ♪

♪ She hammers and she saws ♪

♪ And her toolbox is filled ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Walden is their friend ♪

♪ He's really smart ♪

♪ He knows about science ♪

♪ And books and art ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wubbzy and Widget

and Walden are friends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ And when they

are together ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow! Wow!

♪ Wow! Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow!

[Wubbzy]

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

WATCH THE BIRDIE

Wow, wow, wow!

It's a perfect day

to fly a kite.

But first, I'd better

get some scissors

to untangle

all this string.

Hey.

Where did all

my kite string go?

That's strange.

Oh, well.

I'll just play

with my train set.

Hey, I need to get

my train conductor hat.

I think it's

in the closet.

[crash]

[giggling]

Choo, choo!

Choo, choo?

Hey, what happened

to my train track?

Wow, that's super strange.

Somebody must be

taking my stuff.

I'm going to get

to the bottom of this.

I'll leave this

crayon right here,

and see who tries

to take it.

[giggling]

[flapping]

Uh-oh.

There's Birdie-Bird.

I hope she doesn't

scare the robber away.

Wow.

Birdie-Bird is the one

who's been taking

all my stuff.

I wonder why.

Well, I'm going

to make sure

she doesn't take

anything else.

There. That should keep

the little bird out.

[doorbell rings]

Hey! Someone must be

at the door.

Yes?

Hello?

Is anyone here?

I guess that nobody's here.

Oh, well.

Hey! Come back here

with that!

Birdie-Bird!

Oh, Birdie-Bird!

Where did you go?

[twittering]

Do you hear something?

[twittering continues]

[twittering]

Oh, no!

Birdie-Bird, stop that!

Hey, stop!

[grunting]

[sighing]

I think I'm going

to need some help

stopping that bird.

See, I don't want

to do anything

to hurt Birdie-Bird,

but I can't let her keep

stealing my things.

No problemo,

little buddy!

I know just the thing.

Give me

a few minutes.

You ready,

Wubbzter?

What is it?

Ta-da!

Introducing the Super

Scarecrow !

This will keep

that Birdie-Bird away.

Do you think

it's scary enough?

Hoo, hoo, watch this.

[beep]

[ding]

Boogity,

boogity, boo!

Boogity,

boogity, boo!

Boogity,

boogity, boo!



Wow.

That scares me!

Boogity,

boogity, boo--



[shuts down]

Let's bring it

over to your house.

[beep]

This here

is a good spot.

Follow me.

Now we just

have to wait.

[gasps]

There she is!

Okay, here we go.

[beep]

Boogity, boogity, boo!

Boogity, boogity, boo!

Wow!

Boogity, boogity, boo!

Boogity, boogity, boo!

[beep]



Huh.

That wasn't

supposed to happen.

Uh, maybe

the scarecrow

isn't scary enough.

[beep]

Boogity, boogity, boo!



[both screaming]

[screaming continues]

[All]

Oof!

My, my, my!

What's the big hurry?

We were trying

to scare away

the Birdie-Bird.

But then

we got scared.

But that little bird

has been stealing

all of Wubbzy's stuff.

And we don't

know why.

Hmm.

Maybe I can help.

I happen to speak

fluent "bird."

When she

stops by to eat,

I'll get the facts straight

from the birdie's mouth.

♪♪ [bird singing]

Chirp, chirp, chirp!

Tweet, tweet!

Chirp, chirp,

chirp, chirp?

[chirping rhythmically]

She says she needed

your kite string

for a very

good reason.

[chirping]

And the train

tracks.

[chirping]

And the straw hat.

[chirping]

And the necktie.

What necktie?

Oh!

My necktie!

See that?

She left

my necktie

up at the top

of a tree.

I bet all of my things

are up there too.

But how are we

going to get them?

Oh, don't worry,

little buddy.

I have just the thing.

Ta-da!

My Instant Ladder .

I don't think

that's big enough.

Not now,

but add water,

and it'll

grow feet.

Wow, wow, wow!

After you.

There's

my kite string

and train tracks.

And there's

my necktie.

And they've all been used

to make a giant

bird's nest.

And there are even

birdie eggs.

[chirping]

We're sorry for barging in

on you like this, Birdie-Bird.

You did have a good reason

to take our things.

Shh.

[cracking]

[all chirping]

Wow!

Congratulations,

Birdie-Bird!

Yes, yes, yes!

Well done!

I think it's time

for us to go.

Yeah, we better

climb down this ladder

before it shrinks again.

Before it shrinks?

Wow!

How are we going

to get down?

[chirping]

[all chirping]

[All]

Whoa!

[giggling]

Wow!

This is fun!

[laughing]

You said it, partner!

Flying is for the...

[gagging]

birds.

[laughing]



[laughing]

Wow, wow, everybody!

Today, I'm making

a small batch of cookies.

Oh, you're

also making

a small mess,

little buddy.

Oops.

I know an easier,

quicker way to

bake cookies,

with no fuss,

no muss.

Really?

That's right.

All you need is

the Insta-Bake .

Just set the dial

for cookie...

push the button...



[whirring]

and "poof!"

Instant cookie.

Yummy!

Or if you want

something different...

[whirring]

"Poof!" Instant cupcake.

Or...



[whirring]

"Poof!"

Instant doughnut.

Wow!

And now

for my specialty,

instant

banana split.

[whirring, splatting]

[ding]

Wow!

Instant mess.

[ring]

Wow, wow, everyone!

My name is Wubbzy!

♪ Wubbzy lives in a tree ♪

♪ He likes to play,

play, play ♪

♪ He's got a bendy tail

and he likes it that way ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Widget is his friend ♪

♪ She likes to build ♪

♪ She hammers and she saws ♪

♪ And her toolbox is filled ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Walden is their friend ♪

♪ He's really smart ♪

♪ He knows about science ♪

♪ And books and art ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ Wubbzy and Widget

and Walden are friends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

♪ And when they

are together ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! ♪

♪ Wubbzy, Wubbzy!

Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow! Wow!

♪ Wow! Wow! Wow! ♪

Wow!

[Wubbzy]

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

WUBBZZY TELLS A WHOPPER

Wow, wow, Widget.

Ready for the big

kickety-kick ball game?

Okay, Wubbzy.

[laughing]

Guess I'd better

wash up first.

Oh, remember,

little buddy.

No playing

kickety-kick ball inside.

Wouldn't want

to break anything.

Wow!

This would be a cool

kickety-kick ball

obstacle course.

And after all, running

an obstacle course

isn't the same as playing

kickety-kick ball.

They're two totally

different things.

Wee!

Wee!

Wow!

Wow, wow, wow!

Oops!

[crash]

It's okay.

I can fix this.

See? Good as new.

Wow. It's really broken.

What'll I tell Widget?

[whistling]



Uh-oh!

I'd better hide this

until I can fix it.

That way,

she'll never know,

and she'll still

want to be my friend.

[whistling]

Okie dokie.

All set.

Great, let's go!

Huh. That's funny,

Wubbzter, have you seen

my whammer hammer?

It was right--

What happened?

Uh, uh, a monster

broke in, and he, uh,

took your whammer hammer!

A monster?

Yes, a giant

growlygus.

You should've

seen him.

He came in

through this window,

and he snarled, "Rarr!"

And he growled, "Grr!"

And then, he ran around,

tearing the place up.

[snarling, growling]

And then, he took

your whammer hammer,

and left.

He probably

would've taken more

if I hadn't

scared him away.

Wow, that was

quite a story.

You're really brave,

little buddy.

I am?

I mean,

it was no big deal.

Oh, good.

Then you can help me

track down that growlygus,

and get my whammer

hammer back.

Huh?

Come on, little buddy!

Let's go see Walden.

He'll know the best way

to catch a growlygus.

Uh-oh.

No.

No picture

of a growlygus

here, either.

Oh, jeepers, Walden.

How can I catch

a growlygus

if I don't know

what it looks like?

Hmm.

Think, think,

think.

Wubbzy, you saw

the monster,

didn't you?

I sure did.

Good! Then you can

describe him to me,

and I'll draw

a picture of him

in my sketchbook.

Ready?

Mmm, well,

he was really tall,

and sort of

hunched over,

and he had long claws,

and giant yellow fangs,

with beady red eyes,

and horns, and, uh,

lots and lots

of hair.

There! What do

you think?

Aah!

I mean, yeah.

That's him!

Let me see that,

Wubbzy.

Aah! He sure is

scary looking.

But I have to get

my whammer hammer back.

And I'll help you.

Uh, maybe I should

guard your workshop,

in case that growlygus

comes back.

Then I can fix

the whammer hammer

while they're gone.

Nope, you have to come

with us, Wubbzter,

because you're

so brave!

Yikes!

Uh, excuse me,

mister policeman?

Be on the lookout

for a growlygus.

He came into

my workshop

and took

my whammer hammer.

[chuckling]

And just what is

a growlygus,

little lady?

Oh, my goodness!

[sputtering indistinctly]

The growlygus is coming!

The growlygus

is coming!

Everyone run away!

The growlygus

is coming!

[All]

Growlygus! Growlygus!

The growlygus

is coming!

Am I on?

[clears throat]

It's pandemonium

on the streets

of downtown Wuzzleburg.

Panic is--



The growlygus is coming!

The growlygus

is coming!

[screaming]

Growlygus! Growlygus!

Extra! Extra!

Read all about it!

Growlygus on the loose!

Wow.

Maybe I should just

tell the truth,

that I broke

the whammer hammer myself.

Come on, little buddy.

The growlygus was spotted

on Mount Zubba Bubba.

But then,

Widget might not

like me anymore.

[sighing]

Remember,

this growlygus

may be dangerous.

But don't you worry,

I'll lead the way.

He's so brave.

I'll pretend to be

the growlygus

and scare them away.

Then I can sneak back

to Widget's shop

and fix her

whammer hammer.

That growlygus will

never find me out here.

No, siree, Bob.

[growling]



[screaming]

[snarling]



Growlygus!

The growlygus is coming!

The growlygus is coming!

[giggling]

It worked!

The growlygus is coming!

The growlygus is coming!

[Both]

Did he say growlygus?

Hold it right there,

mister growlygus!

Uh-oh!

[panting]

Wubbzy, did you

see the growlygus?

Uh...

I almost had

that growlygus,

but he got away.

You are so brave.

It was

no big deal.

Hey, maybe if I hide

in that cave and growl,

it will scare Widget

and Walden away.

[snarling]

[growling]

[growling]



[gasps]

What's that?

Oh, no!



[growling]

It's a real growlygus!

Help! Help!

It's a growlygus!

A growlygus!

Ugh!



I thought you weren't

scared of growlyguses,

little buddy.

I changed my mind!



[growling]

Look out! Here he comes!

[both gasping]

[chattering]

Hey, that wasn't

a growlygus.

What's going on

here, Wubbzy?

[sighing]

I might as well confess.

There's no such thing

as a growlygus.

I was just fibbing.

But why?

Because your whammer hammer

wasn't stolen, Widget.

I broke it!

You did?

I was playing

in your workshop,

even though

you told me not to.

And then I made up the story

about the growlygus

so that you'd still

be my friend.

I'm sorry, Widget.

I'm not brave at all.

[sighing]

But you are brave,

little buddy.

I am?

That's right!

It takes a lot of bravery

to tell the truth.

It does?

And besides,

we'll always

be friends,

no matter what.

We will!

See, Wubbzter?

It's easy to fix.

Wow!

Now I can finish working

on this here machine.

[Wubbzy screaming]



Wubbzy?

You okay?

Where's my

whammer hammer?

A-A-A-A growlygus

took it!

Wubbzy!

[screaming]

It's a growlygus!

A growlygus!

Duh, I only wanted

to borrow

a whammer hammer.

♪♪ [bop]

♪ Don't lie, don't lie ♪

♪ Don't ya blame it

on the other guy ♪

♪ Don't lie, don't lie ♪

♪ Don't ya blame it

on the other guy ♪

♪ When you do something wrong,

don't blame a friend ♪

♪ The truth will

come out in the end ♪

♪ If you break your toy,

don't say it was Earl ♪

♪ That's a lie,

that's a lie ♪

♪ If you do something bad,

don't blame the squirrel ♪

♪ That's a lie,

that's a lie ♪

♪ Don't lie, don't lie ♪

♪ Don't ya blame it

on the other guy ♪

♪ If you drop your food,

don't blame the moose ♪

♪ That's a lie,

that's a lie ♪

♪ If you wreck your bike,

don't say it was Bruce ♪

♪ That's a lie,

that's a lie ♪

♪ If you ate the cheese,

don't blame the mouse ♪

♪ If you made a mess,

don't leave the house ♪

♪ When you spill your drink,

don't cover it up ♪

♪ And when you rip your pants

don't blame the pup ♪

♪ Don't lie, don't lie ♪

♪ Don't ya blame it

on the other guy ♪

♪ Don't lie, don't lie ♪

♪ Don't ya blame it

on the other guy ♪

♪ If you did something bad,

don't disappear ♪

♪ Tell the truth

for all to hear ♪

♪ Don't lie, don't lie ♪

♪ Don't ya blame it

on the other guy ♪

♪ Don't lie ♪

♪♪ [theme]
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