15x08 - Kryptarium Prison Blues

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[Dareth] Kryptarium Prison Blues

[gasps, gulps]

[door buzzing]

Hi there.

I'm here in an official capacity

to see my clients for a legal consultation.

Lawyer? You look more like a second-rate

karaoke club owner or something.

I'll have you know, I happen to be

a first-rate owner of a second-rate karaoke club,

thank you very much!

Oh. And also a lawyer.

Seems to be in order.

Okay, guys, I know things look grim,

but don't worry, the ol' Brown Ninja's got your back!

I've been doing tons of research.

Great. What's the plan?

We have to file for something called a, a...

Aha! A "mistrial!"

We have grounds for a mistrial? What are they?

The very real grounds that we don't like

the judge's verdict!

[all groaning]

I regret to inform you that is not grounds for a mistrial.

Huh? It isn't?

Sorry to pile on the bad news, but something else happened.

That king you busted in Shintaro?

Vangelis?

The Skull Sorcerer?

Yeah. Last night someone, or something,

sprang him from prison. He disappeared.

-The Crystal King. -[Skylor] Who?

Some weirdo in a kabuki mask visited Lloyd yesterday,

spouting a bunch of villain jabber.

He said someone called the "Crystal King"

is assembling our enemies against us.

To do what?

That's what we need to find out.

Dareth, you gotta get us out of here to investigate this.

I understand!

You're relying on me, and I won't let you down!

That's a promise!

I have one last strategy that just might work.

Time's up, Ninja.

Don't worry! Trust me!

It's a tried and true tactic

that has worked in similar situations.

How is Nya doing?

Physically, fine, but she doesn't have her powers.

And the judge won't give her permission to visit.

Which is tough, because, well...

What?

She blames herself for all of you being here.

And she feels powerless to do anything about it.

[sighs]

Don't worry, Jay. I know my sister.

One thing about Nya,

whenever she gets knocked down, she always gets back up.

I hope you're right.

Nya? What are you doing?

[Nya] Spring cleaning!

Getting rid of a bunch of junk I don't need anymore.

But these are your training weapons.

[Nya] Well, I'm no longer an elemental master,

so I don't really need to train anymore.

What's the point in keeping all this junk?

Sometimes when people get upset, they do rash things...

like throw away all their possessions.

I'm not upset! Okay?

I'm just being realistic.

I'm not an Elemental Master anymore, right?

You may not possess elemental powers, Nya,

but you are not defined by your powers.

You are more than that.

I'll remember that. Thanks.

Now, if you don't mind, I really have to get back

to throwing all this stuff out.

[sighs]

Hmm. Some things are worth keeping.

"Dear Samurai X, when there was a fire

on my street, you saved my whole family."

Samurai X. Hmm.

[Nya] Samurai X.

Huh.

What is this "food" supposed to be?

I was gonna say oatmeal, but oatmeal isn't green.

I told them I do not drink motor oil,

but they still gave me this.

I think I'd prefer the oil.

At least there's cake.

Ow! That hurts!

If you wanna keep your teeth, don't eat the cake.

Well, well... lookie here.

[all Ninja] Pythor?

You do-gooders got locked up

with all the baddies you put away?

[scoffs] Ironic, isn't it?

[laughs]

[laughs sarcastically]

Laugh it up, Pythor! But you're stuck in here too.

Yes, I got busted... by the New Ninja.

Who are so much better than you ever were, by the way.

-[grumbles] -He's not worth it, Kai.

Oh, don't fret for me.

Word is, someone's breaking villains out for a big job.

I'll bust out this joint before you know it.

You think we're gonna let that happen?

I'd like to see you try and stop me.

Compared to the New Ninja, you guys are a joke

-[grunts] -[clangs]

[roars]

[groans]

Ow! That hurt!

I warned you!

[growls]

[grunts]

Break it up! Back to your cells!

You'll see, Ninja! You'll see!

All hail the Crystal King!

Crystal King?

Pix, I was hoping you'd help me build something.

[Pixal] What did you have in mind?

This!

The old Sam X Plans?

Yeah, except I made a few modifications.

[Pixal] Very interesting.

This will require hours to complete.

I will have it ready in the morning.

[yawns]

[soft snoring]

Huh?

Wake up! Something's happening!

[snoring]

[whimpers]

Mumsy? [snorts]

[growls]

Good gracious... Oh!

[Kabuki] Pythor P. Chumsworth,

you are invited to join the "Council of the Crystal King"

and have your revenge upon those who wronged you.

Do you accept?

[yawns] Give me a sec to wake up.

[grunts]

Yes! [hisses]

[lasers surging]

What is it? What's going on?

I just saw some crystal spiders go past our cell.

In the direction of Pythor's cell!

Crystal? As in "The Crystal King?"

We have to stop him!

If we do this, we're gonna be making it worse on ourselves.

I think we got bigger things to worry about, Lloyd!

Stand back!

[expl*si*n]

[alarm blaring]

I think it's this one!

Pythor! Stop!

I don't think so!

I've got a meeting with the Crystal King!

So long, Ninja!

[Kai] Look out!

After him!

Ah, Crystal Spiders. [chuckles] The only way to travel.

Come on! He's getting away!

Come on, they're getting away!

[guard] Stop running and turn yourselves in!

We're not trying to escape, he is!

[lightning cracking]

-[blasting] -[grunts]

First class accommodation, how delightful!

Hey, you got one! Nice sh**t', Jay.

Lookout! It's going to explode!

[screams] They're attacking us!

No, we're not!

Get down!

[expl*si*n]

-[zapping] -[grunts]

Cheerio, chaps! Enjoy your prison time!

Oh, no, you don't!

Gotta run. Toodely-pip!

Please tell me you didn't just set fire to that tower.

Well, um...

[groans]

They're gonna add another years to our sentence.

We're gonna be older than Master Wu

when we get out of this prison.

I won't. I am a Nindroid. I do not age.

But the rest of you will.

[guard] Hold it right there!

Nobody move!

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