02x02 - Angry

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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02x02 - Angry

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- Hooble doop tiddily peeps.

I'm Hubba Hubba talking

to you from Hoobland

and I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to Earth to find

out all about you

for my great Hoobopedia.

Here they come.

(wooshing)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

- Iver.

- Groove.

- And Tula.

- [Together] We're Hoobs.

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

- Yay.

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep that engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hurray ♪

♪ The Hoobavy is

coming your way ♪

- Ha ha, oh.

- Hey.

- Oh.

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪

- La la la.

Oh, now that's a really

smiley, smiley face.

All I need now is

my hooby bits box

and I can finish it.

Where's my hooby bits box gone?

It isn't there.

But I always leave it there.

Oh.

Where could it be?

- Bum bum bum.

- Oh!

- Oh, sorry Tula.

- No, no, no.

Out of the way, out of the way.

- [Iver] Pardon.

What are you looking for?

- My hooby bits box, Iver.

It's, it's disappeared.

- Has it?

- Oh.

(growls)

I was drawing a smiley face

because I felt so happy

and what do you know?

No hooby bits box!

- Oh.

Well, actually I

think I (laughs) Tula.

- No somebody must

have moved it.

But who?!

♪ Who ♪

♪ Who who who ♪

♪ Who ♪

♪ Who, who, who ♪

- Groove.

- Groove!

How could Groove move

my hooby bits box

without even asking me!

(growls)

- Oh, please don't

get angry Tula.

- Well I can't help it.

Where is he?

- I think he's up

on the roof garden.

- How dare he move my box!

- No, Tula.

Wait, wait.

- I feel so angry.

(growls)

I think I'm going

to lose my temper.

- Oh, please don't do that Tula.

- But what else can I do?

Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

- Let me think.

What can Tula do instead

of losing her temper?

- [Echoing voice] Hubba

hubba hubba hubba.

- Oh, Tula come back

it's Hubba Hubba.

- What can Tula do instead

of losing her temper?

Now that is a hoobacious

question for today's Hoob News.

- Well I'd like to know

the answer Hubba Hubba.

I hate feeling so angry.

- Oh so do Hoobs

everywhere, Tula.

I'll e-mail Roma at once

to ask her if she can come

up with any ideas for you.

- Thanks Hubba Hubba.

- Good, it'll be great

information for my Hoobopedia.

- Have either of you two

seen my Hooby headphones?

Oh, hello Hubba Hubba.

Do we have a question

for Hoob News yet?

- Yes, we do.

It's, what can Tula do

instead of losing her temper?

- Oh, good question.

How did we come up with that?

- It was Tula's idea, Groove.

- Ah, here's your

headphones Groove.

Why don't you put them on,

have a little sit down,

and listen to some hooby tunes?

- Good idea, Iver.

- Yes.

- See ya later.

- Oh, hooba toodle loo.

- Now, I found something on

hoobnet to get you started.

- Oh.

- (laughing) Take

a look at this.

Those gorillas look very angry.

Now what's he doing there?

Oh, he looks very angry.

Yes why don't you look?

He was banging his chest.

(gorilla growling)

Oh, he looks very angry.

(drum thumping)

(laughing) I wonder

if that helps?

(tropical music)

Oh, look he's banging

his chest again.

And so is he (laughing).

- Hooby go doody.

Hey Tula, instead of

getting angry with Groove,

you could try thumping

your chest like a gorilla.

- I don't want to

thump my chest.

I feel too angry.

I feel like losing my temper.

- But we have to find

other things for you to do

instead of losing your temper.

Then we'll have our

answer for Hoob News.

- But Iver, I feel like--

- Oh, come on.

Look try thumping and grunting.

Come on, it might work.

(grunting)

That's hoobvacious.

Keep going.

- Has anybody seen

the hooby tape?

- Keep thumping and

grunting, please.

(grunting)

- What's Tula doing?

- She's thumping and

grunting like a gorilla.

- Oh right.

(growling)

Ah there's the hooby tape.

- Yes.

- My hooby headphones

need mending.

(grunting)

Yay!

Go Tula, go Tula,

go Tula, go Tula.

(laughing)

(yelling)

- Out you go.

(grunting)

Oh, okay.

So.

How do ya feel now?

(gasping)

- Tired.

- Tired, you don't feel angry?

- Well I feel too

tired to be angry.

- Yes!

It's worked.

- Yes.

Grunting and thumping like a

gorilla did the trick Iver.

- Hooby galooby.

We've answered the Hoob

News question already.

- Just thought

you'd like to know,

I've managed to mend

the hooby headphones.

(yelling)

- Oh no, it hasn't worked.

Every time I see

Groove, I feel so angry.

There must be someone

who'll know what I should do

instead of losing my temper.

- But who?

♪ Who Who Who ♪

- I know who.

The tiddly peeps.

- You're right Hubba Hubba.

I'm sure the tiddly peeps

will be able to help.

- Oh, are you off to

see the tiddly peeps?

Shall I drive you there, Tula?

- No, no, no, Groove, no, no.

You enjoy your music.

And I'll drive.

Come on, Tula, let's get

those Motorettes singing.

(laughing)

- (laughing) Okay.

- Seatbelts.

- Seatbelts.

- [Together] We're off

to see the tiddly peeps!

(wacky music)

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun they know ♪

♪ The tiddly peeps

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

(laughing)

- Tipledip tiddly peeps.

Want to do a hooby hello?

- [Kids] Yes!

Hooble doop, hooble doop,

woop woop woop.

- Now tiddly peeps, I

wonder if you could help me?

Groove moved my hooby

bits box without asking

and I got really cross with him.

Now every time I see him,

I want to shout

and lose my temper.

- Oh, that's not very nice.

- I know.

I don't like feeling

angry with Groove,

he's my friend.

So I've been trying to do

something else instead.

Have you got any ideas?

- You could try cuddling a pet.

Whenever I cuddle my cat,

it stops me feeling angry.

- Oh, that sounds good.

- Whenever I feel angry,

my dog comes and play with me

and when I stroke him, I

feel better straight away.

(giggles)

- Oh, hoobygalooby.

Those are really

hoobly groobly ideas.

- I hope it helps.

- I'm sure it will.

Thanks so much, tiddly peeps.

I better get back to

the Hoobmobile now

and give it a go.

Hooble toodle doo.

- [Kids] Hooble toodle doo.

(bright upbeat music)

- Have we found the

answer for Hoob News?

- I think we might have, Groove.

- Good.

- Did you see that, Iver?

- Yes.

- Oh.

- Ah.

Don't you worry about

Hoob News, Groove just go

and listen to your music!

- I think I might.

- I need a pet to stroke

but we don't have one.

- You could try

stroking me, Tula.

- Hmm.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, yes.

I feel calmer already.

- Oh.

(faint upbeat music)

- You know this really

is a hooby groovy CD.

(squeals)

- Just keep on stroking, Tula.

Long calm strokes.

Stroke away.

- What's Tula doing Iver?

- She's stroking me, Groove.

- Yeah.

- To see if it's

a good thing to do

instead of getting angry.

- Oh, right.

Can I have a go?

(screams)

- No, no, Grove, no no.

Why don't you go up on

to the hooby roof garden?

You'll be able to really

dance around up there.

- Good idea!

(groaning)

- Oh, you can stop now Tula.

Oh.

- Oh, right.

Well the stroking

seemed to work, Iver.

I didn't lose my temper, did I?

- No Tula, you didn't.

We've got the answer.

Instead of losing

your temper, you--

- Stroke Iver.

- Yes.

(laughing)

- You know you two really

ought to listen to this.

It's the latest one

by the Hooby Honkers.

(groaning)

- No we can't listen to

that just now, Groove.

No, I'm so sorry.

- But, but why?

- Out ya go.

(sighs)

- So much for stroking.

All the things work for a while

and then I feel the anger

rising up all over again!

- [Echoing Voice] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- Hoobodoop.

Now, don't despair.

I've found a great

story on hoobnet

which might just

give you an idea.

Take a look.

- [Narrator] Camilla

was the youngest camel

in Ahmed's camel train.

Every morning she

got really angry

because Ahmed always

put her at the back

of his line of camels.

Behind all her big

brothers and sisters.

- It's not fair.

- [Narrator] Grumbled, Camilla.

- My brothers and

sisters get nice things

to carry on their backs.

Silk, perfume,

spices and silver.

All I ever get is your

bundle of dirty washing.

- You're the

youngest little one.

- [Narrator] Ahmed told her.

- Your back's not yet strong

enough for heavy weights.

- [Narrator] Finally,

Camilla took the hump

and stomped off in

a terrible temper.

- Oh, stomp, stomp,

stomp, stomp, stomp.

I'm not staying with this

camel train one moment longer.

- [Narrator] She stomped

for miles and miles.

She stomped so far that

she stopped being angry.

And when she

stopped being angry,

she felt lonely and thirsty.

Camilla found herself

by a water hole.

She sobbed and sobbed,

until she fell asleep.

When she woke up,

the first thing she

heard was Ahmed's voice.

He was leading his camel

train to the watering hole.

- Ahmed!

- [Narrator] Camilla cried.

- I'm so pleased to see you.

- We are very pleased to

see you too, little one.

- [Narrator] He said.

Camilla's brothers and

sisters stared in surprise

as she trotted happily to

the back of the camel train

with a bundle of dirty

washing on her back.

- [Together] What's

happened to you?

- [Narrator] They all asked.

- [Together] Why

aren't you angry?

- [Narrator] Camilla

smiled and said.

- I found something else to do

instead of losing my temper.

I went for a long walk and

I walked off my bad mood.

Now I'm happy to be back

here where I belong.

- Oh.

- Hooby galooby, Tula.

That's what you've got to do.

- What?

Join a camel train?

- No.

Take a nice long walk.

- Ta ta ta.

- You!

Groove!

- Tula, Tula.

Take a nice long walk, now.

- Yes, but I've got

to talk to Groove.

- [Iver] Walk.

- Walk.

- Walk.

- Walk, walk.

- Just walk.

- Walk, walk, walk.

- Tula's really got

the hooby hump today,

hasn't she, Iver?

- You could say that Groove.

- Twiddling my twizletuft

always helps me

get out of a bad mood.

Maybe I'll try twiddling

Tula's twizletuft (laughs).

Now, then where's my other CD?

(Tula humming)

(Tula sighing)

- Oh my, I feel so much better.

A good walk really does

stop you from feeling angry.

- Here it is.

- You! You!

- [Echoing Voice]

Roma, Roma, Roma.

- You! You!

- Oh good, it's Roma!

Come in Roma.

Do come in.

- Hooble doop, Hoobs.

- [Together] Hooble doop, Roma.

- Now Hoobs, yesterday I got

into a terribly bad temper.

Oh yes.

I was absohoobalutely

hopping mad.

- What's the matter, Roma?

- Well you see, I bought a

cake in a box from this shop.

But when I got home

the box was empty.

Can you imagine?

I had no cake for my tea.

- What did you do, Roma?

- Well Iver, instead

of losing my temper

I decided to do something else.

I wrote a letter.

- A letter?

- Yes, Tula.

A letter of complaint

to the shop manager.

I'll read you what I wrote.

(clearing throat)

Dear Sir,

yesterday I bought a

cake from your shop.

Imagine how upset

I was when got home

and found that

the box was empty.

I've had no cake for my tea.

Yours faithfully, Roma Hoob.

I gave the letter

to the shop manager

and guess what happened.

- What?

What Roma?

What happened?

- Well Tula, he gave me all

these fantabby hooby cakes.

Oh, I'm so glad I thought

of something else to do

instead of losing my temper.

This is Roma Hoob, off

to have a slap of tea.

Hooble toodle doo.

- [Together] Hooble toodle doo.

- Oh.

Oh these smell

delicious and fresh.

Oh I can't wait to get

them home, oh yummy.

- That was a great

idea of Roma's.

- Listening to hooby

CD's is a great idea too.

Isn't it, Groove?

- Hmm? Oh, yeah.

See ya later.

(groaning)

- Listen Tula,

why don't you write a letter

of complaint to Groove?

- Okay, I'll try.

Anything's better than than

feeling angry with him.

- Here you are.

- Oh.

- You can use these.

(uplifting music)

- Dear Groove.

♪ I just have to sit down ♪

♪ And write a long

long letter to you ♪

♪ I've been really upset ♪

♪ But you haven't had a clue ♪

♪ All this time as you've

listened to your hooby CD's ♪

♪ You've had no idea ♪

♪ How much you've

distressed me ♪

♪ I've been trying all day to

find something else to do ♪

♪ That'll stop me growing

even angrier with you ♪

♪ But nothing I've tried has

really cleaned the slate ♪

♪ As soon as I see you again ♪

♪ I'm left feeling irate ♪

♪ I've at quite a loss ♪

♪ I've spent all

day feeling cross ♪

♪ What a terrible

time it is I've had ♪

♪ But writing this long letter ♪

♪ Has made me feel much better ♪

♪ Being angry ♪

♪ Just made me feel so bad ♪

♪ I've been at quite a loss ♪

♪ I've spent all

day feeling cross ♪

♪ What a terrible

time it is I've had ♪

♪ But writing this long letter

has made feel much better ♪

♪ You know I think I just ♪

♪ Can't let a thing

like this make me mad ♪

Love, Tula.

Oh, Iver.

I do believe that letter writing

is the answer to the

Hoob News question.

- Does anybody

fancy a hooby bun?

(screams)

- So was that a

yes or a no then?

- It was a no.

Thank you Groove.

Tula.

- It's no good.

- [Echoing Voice] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- Nothing works!

- Oh something's

bound to work, Tula.

Why don't you try another

visit to the tiddly peeps?

They're always

full of good ideas.

- You're right, Hubba Hubba.

Come on, Iver.

- Yes.

Oh (laughs).

- Are you sure

nobody wants a bite?

(wacky fast paced music)

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun they know ♪

♪ The tiddly peeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when, and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them ♪

♪ Off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

(Tula sighs)

- What's the matter with Tula?

- [Together] Hooble doop, Tula.

- Hooble doop, tiddly peeps.

- Are you okay, Tula?

You seem a bit sad.

- Oh I am.

Groove moved my hooby

art box without asking.

It really annoyed me

and every time I see him I

start to get really angry.

- Have you tried

talking to Groove

about why you're so angry?

- How do you talk

about being angry?

- Well first of all,

you have to go somewhere quiet

with the person

you're angry with.

- Somewhere quiet.

Okay.

- And then you

just talk about it.

- Do you think if I

knew why he moved it

I might not be so angry?

I didn't think of that.

- Talking's really good

for sorting out problems.

- Sometimes when you talk to

the person you're angry with,

you find out that you're

not really angry anymore.

- That sounds hoobaly groovaly.

I've got to get back to

the Hoobmobile right away

and try it out.

- [Together] Good luck, Tula.

- Thank you very

much, tiddly peeps.

Hooble toodle doo!

- [Together] Hooble toodle doo!

(bright upbeat music)

- Right.

Now, are you going to give

this talking thing a try?

- Yes.

I certainly am.

(sighs)

(laughs)

- Ahh!

Tula.

- Groove, I've got

to talk to you.

I've been angry with

you all morning.

- With me?

- Yes Groove.

With you.

- Hooby galooby, Tula.

With me?

- Yes, because you

moved my hooby bits box.

- Oh that's right.

Yes I did.

(breathing heavily)

- Why did you move

it without asking me?

- Well because it was broken.

And I've been fixing it.

- You moved it,

to fix it?

- Yeah, look.

Why else would I move

your hooby bits box?

- You were thinking of me.

- Of course.

- Oh.

Oh Groove, how could I ever

have been angry with you?

I'm going to give you a

great big hooble digger.

- [Together] Hooba.

Hooba.

Digger, digger, digger, digger.

(laughing)

- Hurrah!

At last we've got the

answer to our question.

Hey, just in time for Hoob News.

Come on, into the Hooby Studio.

(upbeat music)

♪ When you're angry ♪

♪ When you think

you'll flip your lid ♪

♪ Don't forget this Motorette

told you to do what Tula did ♪

♪ She was angry ♪

♪ She had never been so mad ♪

♪ She was cross and

she was touchy ♪

♪ and it made her feel so bad ♪

♪ Well she was hot

and she was bothered ♪

♪ She did not know what to do ♪

♪ But the tiddly

peeps all told her ♪

♪ What to do is

talk it through ♪

♪ Yes the tiddly

peeps all told her ♪

♪ What ya do is

talk it through ♪

- [Echoing Voice] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- Well Hoobs, are you

ready for your Hoob News

for my Hoobapedia?

- [Together] We're

ready Hubba Hubba.

- Then take it away.

- Hooble doop wup, to

all you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoob News.

The news show for

Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today we've been

asking the question.

- What can Tula do instead

of losing her temper?

- It all started

when Tula realized

that Groove had moved

her hooby bits box.

- I was so angry

but I had to find a way of

not getting cross with Groove.

First, I found out that

when gorillas feel angry,

they grunt and thump.

So I tried that but it

didn't work for long.

- Tiddly peeps stroke a

pet when they're angry

and that calms them down.

- [Tula] We didn't have a pet.

- [Iver] So Tula stroked me.

- [Tula] But as soon

as I saw Groove again,

I felt angry.

- [Iver] Then we had a story

which suggested that you

should go for a long walk.

- I went for a long walk,

that stopped me from

feeling angry for a while.

- But not for long enough.

- [Tula] Roma suggested that

you should write a letter

when you're angry.

I tried that.

But as soon as I saw Groove,

I felt like losing my temper.

- [Iver] Then the

tiddly peeps said,

that the best thing to

do when you're angry

is to talk about it.

- So I came back and

talked to Groove.

He told me why he'd moved my box

and I realized that I should

never have felt angry at all.

- [Together] Hoob hoob hurray!

- And so it's thanks once

again to Iver, Tula, Grove,

and Roma for giving Hoobs

everywhere a little peep

into the world of peeps.

And remember where ever you are,

have a nice day and

hooble toodle doo!

- [Together] Hooble toodle doo!

- Talking things through

really does work.

Doesn't it, Groove?

(upbeat music)

Groove?

Groove!

- Hm, what?

- Ugh, you make me so angry

when you're listening to

your hooby headphones!

- Okay.

Do you wanna talk about it?

(laughing)

(bright upbeat music)

♪ Hubba hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hurray ♪

♪ The Hoobably is

coming your way ♪

- Hey, hey.

- Ah!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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