02x25 - The Band

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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02x25 - The Band

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(whizzing sounds)

- Hoobledoop Tiddlypeeps!

I'm Hubba Hubba, talking

to you from Hoobland.

And I'm about to send four

of my favorite Hoobs down to

Earth to find out all about

you for my great Hoobopaedia.

Here they come!

(whizzing sounds)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

- Iver!

- Groove!

- and Tula!

- We're Hoobs!

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

- Yay!

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the edges spinning ♪

♪ Hoob Hoob Hurray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- Ha ha, oh!

- Well hey!

- Ah!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

- [Hoobs] Hoobs!

(instrumental music playing)

- Hoobygalooby!

Groove's doing the

twizzle-tuft shake!

- I wonder what's

brought this on?

- Huh?

- Groove, Groove?

Groove!

- (screams) Whatcha doing

sneaking up behind me?

I was just listening to some

hoobygroovy Tiddlypeep music.

Oh there you are, listen.

(loud music)

- Ah!

- Hey what do you think aye?

You can do the

twizzle-tuft shake to it!

- Yeah! It's hoobelly

groobelly Groove!

- Yeah!

- Yes listen listen, it's

a very nice tune Groove!

But we haven't got time to do

the twizzle-tuft shake now.

We need a question

for Hoob News!

- Come on Iver, join in!

- Yeah, come on Iver,

shake that twizzle-tuft

(laughter)

- Oh uh, okay!

Oh, aye, oh, aye, oh, aye!

Oh, um,

Yes that Tiddlypeep

music is um, hoobacious

Groove but um, right now

it's time for a question.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Why don't we try to make

our own Tiddlypeep music

then we could be a band.

- Oh yes Groove!

- Yeah, we could call

ourselves The Hooby Groovers

- After Hoob News Groove.

- (gasps) Yes, but how do

you make Tiddlypeep music

so you can play in a band?

- [Hubba Hubba] Hubba!

- It's Hubba Hubba!

Well done Tula, you've

hit on the question.

- How do you make

Tiddlypeep music

so you can play in a band?

That is a hoobledoobledooper

question for Hoob News!

I'll email Roma to see what

she can find out about music

making on the Pink Planet.

But, in the meantime, let me

have a quick look on HoobNet.

Music,

(laughs)

See if this helps.

(upbeat music)

Oh look the violin!

What lovely brassy trombones.

And that's a harp, Hoobs.

That's beautiful.

There's a violin again.

That's a guitar,

And those are drums.

- [Groove] I like that!

- [Hubba Hubba] Yes, I

thought you would Groove!

- Uh, hoobygalooby.

All those peeps

making all sorts of

different musical sounds.

- Hey, that's what

we have to do!

- What?

- We have to find the different

sounds that are on your

Tiddlypeep music CD Groove.

- Right, put the

music back on Groove,

and we'll see if we can

pick out any of the sounds.

- Here we go.

(loud music)

- Oh, Groove,

Groove turn it down!

We'll never hear the different

sounds if it's too loud!

- What?

- Groove?

- What?

- You, oh Groove.

- I'm sorry.

It's just, I need it

really loud to do the

twizzle-tuft shake.

- Groove, save the twizzle-tuft

shake until we've worked out

how to make our band.

- Yes, right, so,

(clears throat)

What sounds can we hear

in the Tiddlypeep music?

- Well, there's a kind

of ruckety-tuckety sound.

Sort of a, boom boom tap.

A low boom boom, and a high tap!

- That sounds like it

might be the drums Groove.

- Oh, right, yeah!

It must be something

we can find to help

us make those drumming sounds.

- Yes, but what?

♪ What, what, what ♪

♪ What ♪

(trombone blows)

- (gasp) I know what!

(upbeat music)

- Oh!

(Iver singing)

- Ah, here we are, these are

for my collection of things

that make a hoobygroovy sound.

(tapping noise)

- Oh Groove, that's definitely

like the tapping sound

in the music!

- Yeah, now all I need

is the boom boom bit.

What've we got,

let's have a look.

(items rattling)

There we go.

(thumping sounds)

boom boom, boom boom!

- That's it Groove!

That sounds just

like the boom boom!

Now, you need to put it

together with the taps.

- Yeah.

(inhales)

(thumping sound)

- Boom boom tap, boom boom tap!

- That's perfect,

now what would,

- Boom boom tap, boom boom tap!

- Stop!

- Now, let's play that

music again please Tula.

We're going to see if we

can find another sound.

Something for me to play

in the band perhaps.

(upbeat music)

- Ooh, do you hear

that tinkling sound?

- Yes, its lovely.

- Yeah, I never heard

anything like it in Hoobland.

- No, it must be a

Tiddlypeep instrument.

- Oh!

- How about this?

(banging noise)

- Not tinkly enough.

- This?

(rattling sounds)

- Uh, too tinkly.

Oh hoobybother and hoobyblow!

We can't be a band

without the tinkly sound.

- [Hubba Hubba] Hubba, hubba!

If you're looking for more

sounds for your band then

why don't you go and

visit some Tiddlypeeps?

- Hoobelly groobelly

idea Hubba Hubba.

Come on Iver, I'll drive!

- Boom boom tap!

- We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps!

(chiming)

(adventurous music playing)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart, they're

fun, they know, ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps. ♪

♪ If we need to know who, what,

where, why, when and how, ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps. ♪

♪ On the road we go, ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps, ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

(children playing instruments)

- Hobbledoop Tiddlypeeps!

- [Children] Hoobledoop Iver!

- What's your name?

- I'm Milly!

- Well Milly, those

instruments you're all playing

sounded hobbacious.

We've been trying to

play a tune back in the,

the Hoobmobile but we can't

find the right noises.

Do you think you might

be able to help us?

- We'll try, what

kind do you need?

- Well, I'm looking for

something that makes a sort of

light tinkly noise.

- Well, what about these chimes?

- Uh, oh, Those look

difficult to play.

- No, it's easy, look!

(chimes ringing)

- (gasps) Oh that's lovely!

- That sounds lovely but,

it's still not quite right.

- What about this

xylophone then?

(xylophone noises)

- Tula, hoobygalooby, that's it!

That's the sound!

Tula, Tula!

Ask Hubba Hubba to

order a xylophone from

HoobNet straight away.

- [Tula] Right!

- Oh thank you so much!

- That's okay Iver.

- Hoobletoodledoo!

- [Children] Hoobletoodledoo!

(upbeat music)

- Boom boom tap, boom

boom tap, boom boom tap,

- Hoobygalooby, Groove, Groove!

- What?

- Look at this!

- That's my xylophone.

Arrived.

Is that hoobacious or what?

Ready?

- Yup!

- Oh perhaps I, should listen

to the Tiddlypeep music

once more before I

try to sound like it.

- I'll turn it on.

(music plays)

- I can do this Groove,

you can turn that off,

I don't need that, watch this!

(xylophone music)

- Yeah, go on Iver, tinkle away!

- Iver, you are

a musical genius.

- Yeah! That sounds exactly

like the tinkly sound in the

Tiddlypeeps music.

- Oh, well, thanks,

thanks very much.

It's hardly anything.

- Oh, that was a big sigh.

What's the matter Tula?

- Well, is there something

I can play in the band?

- Of course there is Tula!

There was that lovely popping

sound that played the tune.

- How about this?

(party streamer noise)

- [Tula And Iver] No Groove!

- Well it's a

hoobellygroobelly sound Groove,

but it only plays one note.

(blowing party horn)

See the Tiddlypeep music

plays lots of notes.

- I must be able to find a

sound like that somewhere.

- But where?

♪ Where, where, where ♪

♪ Where ♪

(trombone sound)

- [Lady] Roma, Roma!

- Ah, maybe Roma

will know where.

- Hoobledoop Hobbs!

- [Hobbs] Hoobledoop Roma!

- Hubba Hubba emailed

me to ask me to find out

all I could about music.

So, I've come

here, to Australia.

The pointy building

behind me is called

the Sydney Opera House.

- It's a pretty

funny shape Roma.

- It certainly is Groove,

but it's a very

important building.

It's where lots of

peeps get together

and play instruments in

something called an orchestra.

I'm going to try and join in,

playing on one of these blowy

things called a Saxophone.

I've been taking

lessons, listen.

(blowing sound)

(gasping)

- Oh dear Roma, are

you sure that's right?

(giggling)

- Oh, just finding the

right, the right note.

(gasping)

One more time!

(saxophone music)

- Oh, well done Roma!

- Yeah, how hoobygroovy

was that aye?

(gasping)

- Oh thank you Groove.

Oh this is Roma in front

of the Sydney Opera House

and about to faint,

hoobletoodledoo!

(crashing noise)

- [Hoobs] Hoobletoodledoo!

- A saxophone.

Let's see if that's the

sound we're looking for.

(upbeat music)

- Hear comes the popping sound.

(upbeat music)

- That's not a saxophone is it?

- It's too high

to be a saxophone.

- But I do have a feeling

it is a blowy instrument

we're looking for.

- Well someone will know

what makes that poppy sound.

- Yes, but who?

♪ Who, who, who, who, who, who ♪

- I know who Hoobs.

- [Hoobs] The Tiddlypeeps!

- Yes, they helped us

with the xylophone,

I'm sure they'll help

you with the poppy sound.

(chimes ringing)

(adventurous music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart, they're

fun, they know! ♪

♪ The Tiddlypees,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart, they're

fun, they know! ♪

(kazoo sounds)

- Hoobledoop Tiddlypeep!

- Hoobledoop Tula!

- What's that instrument called?

- It's a Kazoo.

(kazoo music)

- I like that.

- That is a funny noise.

We're looking for a

kind of blow instrument.

- What about this?

A recorder?

(recorder music)

- Hoobygalooby, that's it!

That's the blowy thing

we're looking for!

How do you play it?

- First, you put the

end in your mouth.

- Ah!

- No, the other end.

(laughter)

- It's like the saxophone

- Um, now what?

- You blow!

(recorder music)

- That's brilliant Tula!

- Oh, oh thank you.

Iver, order a recorder

from HoobNet straight away.

Well, I better get back

to the Hoobmobile now.

Thank you very much, there.

Hoobletoodledoo!

- Hoobletoodledoo!

- Look!

- My recorder, it's here!

Oh, it is lovely.

Right, now let's see

if this is the right

sound for the Tiddlypeep music.

(Groove banging instruments)

Um, Groove!

- Oh, sorry Tula.

(upbeat music plays)

(recorder music)

- Hoobacious!

- Yeah, hoobygroovy Tula!

- Tula, you are a natural.

- Oh, thanks Iver.

- So, now we've got all

the sounds, we can play the

Tiddlypeep music

together in a band!

Lady's and gentleman, put

your hands together for

The Hooby Groovers!

- [Hoobs] Hoob hoob hurray!

(Grover banging instruments)

- Yeah, let's go.

(off-b*at music plays)

- [Iver] Um,

um,

- Stop!

- Um, oh, It's not

quite right is it?

Stop Groove!

- What?

- Our band didn't sound anything

like the Tiddlypeep tune.

- But, it must do.

I mean we've got all

the right sounds.

- And we were all

playing the right tune.

- [Hubba Hubba] Hubba, hubba!

- It's Hubba Hubba!

- Don't despair Hoobs.

You're so close to

getting an answer.

And I found this story on

HoobNet that I think might just

tell you what you need to do

to make your band the best!

Here we go.

(relaxing music)

- [Storyteller] Whenever the

old music shop was closed

all the musical

instruments came alive!

They loved nothing more than

to play beautiful

music together,

conducted by an old grand

piano called Major Sharp.

But there was a

little horn called Pop

who was never

allowed to join in,

because he always honked

at the wrong time.

- Honk!

- You don't listen to the music.

- [Storyteller] Sneered

the Double Bass,

- You just play

when you want to.

[Storyteller] Said the flute.

At last, Pop plucked up enough

courage to ask Major Sharp

if he could join in.

- You can play with the others,

so long as you wait for

your turn in the tune.

- [Storyteller] He said.

So the band started to play.

Soon, Pop began

to get impatient.

Just as the violin broke into

her solo, Pop honked loudly.

- Honk!

- Pop!

- [Storyteller]

Shouted Major Sharp.

- If everyone played

when they felt like it

the music would just sound

like a terrible noise.

- Sorry,

- [Storyteller] Said Pop.

The band was coming to

the end of the tune.

Pop thought he had

been left out again.

A little tear

dropped from his eye.

But at that very moment,

Major Sharp gave the nod

for the little

horn to get ready.

Pop stood up, listening

to the other instruments,

and waited for the

right time to play.

Then Major Sharp

gave Pop the signal,

and the little horn gave

the loudest honk he could.

- Honk!

- [Storyteller] All the

instruments cheered.

- That was the most perfectly

timed honk I've ever heard!

- [Storyteller]

Said Major Sharp.

Pop smiled.

Now he knew that the tune

always sounded better

when he waited for the right

place in the music before going

- Honk!

- Of course, that's what

we were doing wrong.

- We weren't playing together.

We weren't listening

to each other.

- No, we were just playing

our instruments

whenever we wanted to.

- Absohooblyloobly!

But now we know

what we have to do,

we could really be a

(xylophone music) band!

- Ladies and gentlemen,

please put your hands

together for The Hooby Groovers!

(xylophone music)

♪ Groove me down a Tiddly b*at ♪

(instruments play)

♪ Oh I can feel the

tingling in my feet ♪

♪ As Tula's recorder is

well and truly blown ♪

♪ Look at us, three beginners ♪

♪ Playing together,

we're winners, ♪

♪ We're a band, we

can play in time ♪

♪ A band, we can

sing and rhyme ♪

♪ A troop of Hoobs

who've learned to play ♪

♪ In the Tiddlypeep

kind of way ♪

♪ A band, playing

all day through ♪

♪ I need you ♪

♪ And I need you ♪

♪ We need you! ♪

♪ And I need you two too ♪

♪ A band, a band a band ♪

♪ On my own playing

I am just a b*at ♪

♪ Then Iver plays

and keeps it neat ♪

♪ And Tula, makes

the group complete, ♪

♪ It's true we are a band ♪

♪ And though we may

have far to go, ♪

♪ we'll learn as

much as we can know ♪

♪ Perhaps we'll get

booked for a show ♪

- Why not?

♪ We are a band ♪

- Hoobygalooby, It's

time for Hoob News!

- Come on, let's take

our instruments into

the Hooby studio.

Come on, quick!

- Okay, Iver!

♪ Motorettes make music,

that's what we are for ♪

♪ We can sing to any b*at ♪

♪ And any tune once more ♪

♪ We can sing grand opera, ♪

♪ Then we stop and swap to pop ♪

♪ Yeah I'm gonna be a star ♪

♪ Oh we can sing

the country way ♪

♪ We can rock n' roll yeah ♪

♪ With such pizazz we'll

switch to jazz, then ♪

♪ drive into soul ♪

♪ Happy making music ♪

♪ Happy as can be ♪

♪ Just pick a tune and we will

groove in perfect harmony ♪

- [Hubba Hubba] Huubba, hubba!

- Well Hoobs, are you ready

to give me your Hoob News

for my great Hoobopaedia?

- We're ready Hubba Hubba!

- Then take it away.

- Hoobledoop woo, to

all you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoob News, the news

show for Hoobs everywhere!

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today we've been

asking the question

- How do you make

Tiddlypeep music,

so you can play in a band?

- [Groove] It all started,

when I was listening to a

hooby groovy Tiddlypeep CD.

- [Tula] We found out

that Tiddlypeep music

is made up of lots

of different sounds.

- [Iver] So to make music

just like the Tiddlypeeps

we had to find things

that made the same sounds.

- [Groove] We found the

rumpety tumpety sound

in my collection of things

that make a hooby groovy noise!

- [Iver] I went to

see the Tiddlypeeps,

and that's when I

realized the tinkly sound

on the Tiddlypeeps

CD, was a xylophone!

- There was just one

more sound to find.

Roma came close to it,

when she showed

us her saxophone.

- [Groove] But the

Tiddlypeeps soon found

Tula the right sound,

- [Tula] A recorder!

- [Groove] So, we had

found all the sounds

in the Tiddlypeep tune,

and now it was

time to play them!

- [Tula] But it sounded awful.

- [Groove] Then, Hubba Hubba

sent us a story about a band.

And we found out that you

all had to play together,

at the right time.

- [Iver] We tried this out and,

- [Hoobs] We were a band!

- Hoob hoob hooray!

So it's thanks once again to

Iver, Tula, Groove, and Roma,

for giving Hoobs everywhere,

a little peep into

the world of peeps.

And remember, wherever you are,

have a hoobledoobledoopa

day and hoobletoodledoo!

- [Hoobs] Hoobletoodledoo!

♪ Hubba hubba in Hoobland, ♪

♪ And Roma is

somewhere far away, ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the edges spinning, ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ The Hoob mobile

is coming your way ♪

- Haha, oh!

- Hey!

- Oh!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

- [Hoobs] Hoobs!
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