03x05 - Boats

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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03x05 - Boats

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Hooble doop tiddly peeps!

I'm hubba hubba, talking

to you from hoob land.

And I'm about to send

four of my favorite

hoobs down to earth to

find out all about you

for my great, Hooberpedia!

Here they come!

♪ You know who the hoobs are ♪

♪ Iver, Groove And Tula ♪

♪ We're hoobs ♪

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning All

the thing we want to know ♪

♪ Hubba hubba's in hoob land ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray ♪

♪ The hooba feel is

coming your way ♪

♪ The hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

- Ooby galooby

I can see the sea through

my hooby see more!

- Well that's because we're

parked near the sea groove.

- So is all the blue peep

planet supposed to be sea?

- Well that's right tula look.

Land,

sea,

land.

Whoa! Sea!

- Wow!

It looks like the peep

planet is mostly water.

- Yeah, and I can't see

any land on the other side!

The sea just goes on,

and on,

and on.

Too bad hoobs don't

like getting wet.

- He's right, so what do

you suppose would happen

if hoobs here wanted to

visit tiddly peeps there

to ask them a question?

- Well, we'd have

to cross the sea.

- Hey! Oh that sounds

hooby groovy to me!

If only we had our

hubba bubble with us.

then we could go

♪ Bub bub bubbing on the water ♪

- But the peep's sea

is so big, groove.

Wouldn't it take forever to

cross it in a hubba bubble?

- Yes we'd have to find a

way of getting across there

really quickly or we

wouldn't get an answer

from the tiddly peeps

in time for hoob news!

- Yeah, so how can a hoob

cross the peep sea fast?

- Oh Groove! That's

today's question!

- How can a hoob cross

the peep sea fast.

That's a fan tabby hooby

question for hoob news groove!

- Aha thanks hubba hubba.

- hoobs everywhere will want

to know the answer to that.

- Roma's been all over the

peep planet, hubba hubba.

she probably knows about

how to cross the water.

- Very good point tula.

I'll email roma and

ask her to report in.

But, first of all.

Let me see what I can find

out for you on hoobnet

about how peeps cross the sea.

Hahahaha! Take a look at this!

(music starts)

- [Hubba Hubba] Now these

are peeps on wind surfing

boards hoobs look at that!

And sometimes look!

They even seem to fly!

Goodness me! What

clever peeps they are.

You couldn't do this in a

hubba bubble could you hoobs!

Oh hohohohoho

oh I say look at that!

I'd like to see aunty hatty

have a go on one of those

I can tell you hahaha!

But I think they'd get

you across the water

pretty quickly.

- Those wind surfing

boards are hoobly groobly!

I have never seen

peeps move so fast.

- Yup you see the

problem is, to ride one,

you've got to hold one

with both hooby paws.

- And that's a problem?

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why why why why ♪

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why why why why ♪

♪ Why why why why

Why why why why ♪

♪ Why why why why why ♪

- I'll show you why

right pretend I'm wind surfing

(grunts)

- Uh, yes?

- Yeah so how exacly do I

hold onto my hooby see more?

- Hmm, oh yes, I

see what you mean

- And if the peep sea is as

big as you say they say it is

Well I don't think we'll

be able hold on long enough

to get all the way across.

- Well that's that then.

Wind surfing across the

peep sea is not the answer!

- Well there must be

something we can use

to get across there

- Yes. But what?

♪ What what what ♪

♪ What ♪

- I don't know what

- Hooble do poobs.

That Looked hoobacious!

Imagine the wind roaring

through your twizle tuff.

- Would you like me to

order you some boards?

- No thank you hubba hubba.

- We decided, wind surfing

isn't the way to go.

- Oh, do you have

any other ideas?

- Uh

no

- Well, I have one.

- You do?

- Yes! Go and see

some tiddly peeps.

- Hoobly groobly

idea hubba hubba,

I'll go!

- And I'll drive, lets get

those Motorettes singing!

Seat belt?

- Seat belt.

- We're off the see

the tiddly peeps

- Yeah

(music starts)

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ ♪ They know ♪

♪ The tiddly peeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues ♪

♪ They tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

♪ It's what they're all ♪

♪ What they're all ♪

♪ What they're all about ♪

♪ The tiddly peeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who what where

why when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask then off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart they're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

- Hooba toob tiddly peeps.

- Hooba toob Tula!

- Do you want to

do a hooby haloo?

- Yes please!

- Hooble do Hooble

do! Whoop Whoop Whoop!

- What're your names?

- I'm Ernand!

- And I'm Rebecca!

- And what're you playing with?

- It's a sailing boat.

- [Tula] Hooby

Galooby, look at it go!

- Did you see that groove?

Maybe a sailing boat

is what we need!

- Um Rebecca, what makes

a sailing boat move?

- The sail!

- Oh right, um, how?

- It catches the winds!

- [Tula] Catches the wind.

How'd you catch the wind?

- Well the wind goes against

the sail, and pushes it along.

And when the sail

moves, the boat moves.

- Oh, I see.

- Would you like

to have a go Tula?

- Could I?!

Oh thank you Ernand!

(music plays)

- Oh that was hoobly groobly.

Maybe a sailing boat

is just what we need!

Although um

I don't think we could get

three hoobs in there though.

Do they make bing ones?

- Oh yes! This is just a toy!

There are real sailing

boats big enough

for people to go on!

- Hooby galooby!

Well we should be able

to get the right size

for three hoobs then!

Thanks tiddly peeps,

you've been really helpful.

Now I better get back

to the hoobmobile

hooble toodle do!

- Hooble toodle do!

(transition music)

- Hooby galooby, we

must test this out!

- Now what can I use.

We'll get- oh, I know!

Oh it must be here somewhere.

- Iver! Iver! I've

been on the hoobnet

looking up sailing

boats and look! Look!

This huge sailing boat

is called a yacht.

And you know who sails in them?

Sailers!

- Sailers?

- Yeah! And look at this Tula.

A yacht!

- [Tula] Groove, do you

think we could be Sailors?

- Oh yeah you bet we can!

And do you want to know

what I found out on hoobnet?

- Yes!

- Well-

- Sorry, sorry, so sorry.

- I found out that sailors

wear special uniforms,

how hoovy groovy is that?

So I've ordered us some

sailor suits from hoobnet

- Oh! I can't wait!

- Yeah! Haha. And

sailors say things like

ship ahoy!

- Ship ahoy!

- Land ho!

- Here it is!

Here it is?

- Haha, yes groove!

It's an old sheet.

we can use it as a sail!

I'm going to take it up

to the hooby roof garden,

and see if the wind

will fill it up!

- I'll help

- And I'll wait here,

for our sailor's uniforms

Ah! Here they are!

♪ A sailor's life

for me for me ♪

- [Tula] That is

hoobly groobly Iver!

- Not as hooby groovy

as this! Hahaha!

- Oooh!

Hello sailor!

(singing)

- Ah! Ship ahoy!

Quick put these on

put! put these on!

We'll all be sailors, together!

Hahahahahaha!

(music starts)

♪ Oh a sailor's life

is the life for me ♪

♪ A sailor sailing on

the deep blue sea ♪

♪ A deep blue sea

is the place to be ♪

♪ I'm the captain of

the ship that's me ♪

♪ Now a captain a noble crew ♪

♪ And that's why I

have you and you ♪

♪ You scrub the deck

I admire the view ♪

♪ I'm the captain of

the ship that's me ♪

♪ So pull on the ropes

you Ho heave ho ♪

♪ And watch our

sailing ship go go go ♪

♪ Ready about le ho le ho ♪

♪ It's a sailor's life for me ♪

♪ Oh a sailing ship

with a mast so high ♪

♪ You can hoist the

sail right to the sky ♪

♪ And wait for the

wind to blow right by ♪

♪ I'm the captain of the ship ♪

♪ Aye aye ♪

♪ Pull on the ropes

you ho heave ho ♪

♪ And watch our

sailing ship go go go ♪

♪ Ready about le ho le ho ♪

♪ It's a sailor's

life for me yes ♪

♪ Pull on the ropes

you ho heave ho ♪

♪ And watch our

sailing ship go go go ♪

♪ Ready about le ho le ho ♪

♪ It's a sailor's life for me ♪

- What's wrong with our sail?

Why isn't it filled with wind?

- Because there isn't any.

- what if we were

in the middle of the

peep sea with no wind?

- Our sailing ship

wouldn't go go go would it?

- Oh no. we'd have

to make our own wind.

We'd have to, blow blow blow!

(blowing)

- Oh that's no good that's

fair too puffy puffy for me.

- No good at all.

- We'd never get across

the peep sea first

if there wasn't any wind.

♪ Ready about le ho le ho ♪

hahaha, hey uh- oh they've gone.

- I think we need a boat that

doesn't need wind to move it.

♪ Oh pull on the ropes

you ho heave ho ♪

- Oh, Is there such a thing?

- Well, we'll have to find out

- But how?

♪ How how how ♪

♪ How how how how how ♪

- Maybe Roma will know how

- Hooble da poobs

- Hooble doop Roma!

- Here I am on a lake!

I've learning all about a

type of boat called a canoe.

Canoe's are hoobacious!

- Do canoe's need the

wind to make them move?

- No no no, that's

the beauty of them.

All you need is this.

- What's that?

- It's a paddle Iver.

It's what you use to push

the canoe through the water,

Like this!

- Using a paddle looks like fun.

- Oh it is! And if

you have a big canoe

with hoobloads of paddles, you

can go very quickly indeed!

- Oooh

look at that!

- But, there's one thing you

have to remember in a canoe.

- What's that Roma?

- Always wear a life jacket.

It keeps you afloat if

you fall in the water.

And it shows off the muscles

you get from paddling ha!

This is Roma hoob

reporting, from a canoe!

Hooble toodle do.

- Hooble toodle do

- Hooby galooby, canoe's

sound like hobacious fun Iver.

- I've just asked hubba hubba

to order us some paddles and

life jackets from hoobnet.

- The next best thing to being

a sailor is being a paddler.

- Do you know hoobs?

I think we've got the

answer for hoob news.

How can a hoob cross

the peep sea fast?

- In a canoe!

- Hahaha! That'll be the

life jackets and paddles

- Oh, I'll get them

- see her go.

- Hey groove groove

you'd better get out of

your sailor suit now.

You have to wear a

life jacket next!

- Oh right of course yeah.

- Here they are. Life

jackets and paddles.

♪ So pull on the ropes

you ho heave ho ♪

♪ Watch our sailing

ship go go go ♪

♪ Ready about le ho le ho ♪

♪ A sailor's life for me! ♪

Hahahaha! Ho hooble do poobs.

Oh, whatever are you doing?

- Oh, we're practicing paddling

so we can cross the

peep sea, in a canoe!

- Go go go go go!

(grunting and panting)

- Enough! Stop stop

stop stop stop.

Uh I am so tired. I can't

even lift my paddle.

- We'll never be able to

all the way across the sea.

- Hm, very tiring hoobs.

I think you need to find a boat

that will go fast

all on it's own.

- Yes of course, but where?

♪ Where where where ♪

♪ Where ♪

- Here's where,

In a story I just received

from a tiddly peep

all about a little boat.

- [child telling

story] Once there was

a bright red rowing

boat called Morris.

He belonged to lord

and lady Big Castle.

They were called lord

and lady Big Castle,

because they lived

in a Big Castle!

Now this big castle, stood

on it's own, on a tiny island

in the middle of the sea.

Whenever lady Big Castle

wanted to go to town

she would climb into

Morris and shout

"Lord Big castle row

me across the water!"

and lord pull on the

oars and huff and puff.

"Faster!" She would cry.

"we'll never get to

town at this rate!"

"This is no good. I'm

too old to row morris."

"Then we'll have

to get rid of him!

And buy ourselves a

smart, new motor boat."

- Wow!

- [Child Telling Story] But

lord Big Castle loved morris

and Morris was happy.

"I don't want to

get rid of you."

"Then why don't you

buy me an engine?"

lord Big Castle skipped for

joy at this wonderful idea!

Soon Morris had a

shiny new engine.

And when lady Big castle next

climbed into him and shouted

"Lord Big Castle row

me across the water!"

She got the shock of her life!

(improvised engine sounds)

Morris crashed over the waves!

The water flew up on

either side of him!

"Help!" Cried lady Big Castle

"I'm soaked!"

"But just see how

fast we're going"

shouted lord Big Castle

"you'll get to town

in no time my dear!"

"better to arrive wet,

then not to arrive at all."

(improvised engine noises)

- So so we all do a motor boat?

- No.

- No ha-

no?

- No! If we go fast in a

motor boat with a big engine

we'll get soaked!

Just like lady Big Castle.

- Well I'm not getting soaked

get me out of this thing.

- Hooby bother

we finally find a boat

that goes fast on it's own

but we can't use it,

because we'll get wet

- Sometimes it's

hard being a hoob

- So the motor boat wasn't

the answer then hoobs.

- No hubba hubba

- Then if I were you, I'd go

out and find some tiddly peeps

I believe they're the

only ones who can help us

at a time like this.

- Brilliant idea

hubba hubba! I'll go

- I'll drive.

(music starts)

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The tiddly peeps

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues

they tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

♪ It's what they're all ♪

♪ What they're all ♪

♪ What they're all about ♪

♪ The tiddly peeps

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who what where

why when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask then off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddly peeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

- Hooble doop tiddly peep.

- Hooble doop groove!

- What's your name?

- I'm tom!

- Tom ha! What cha drawing tom?

- Boats!

- Boats? Hey we're trying to

find out about boats today

can I see please?

- Oh these are hooby groovy

- Thanks

- That's a strange looking boat.

What kind is it?

- It's a hover craft

like that one in the wall!

- [Groove] Oh yeah.

What makes hover crafts

different to other boats?

- Well see that

bit at the bottom?

- Yeah.

- [Tom] It fills up with air.

- It fills up with air?!

Hahaha hooby galooby. Why?

- The air makes the hover

craft hover above the water

so it can go much faster

like this.

- Wow! Hahaha! Oh that

sounds hooby groovy Tom.

But don't you get wet

if it goes so fast?

- No! You sit inside

behind windows see?

- Oh wow! So the water

splashes up really high.

- But you stay dry!

- Yeah! This is

just what we want.

Are you watching? Iver? Tula?

- We saw that!

- Thanks so much Tom.

This could be the answer

we've been looking for.

- No problem.

- Well I better get back

to the hoobabile now.

Hooble toodle do!

- Hooble toodle do!

(transition music)

- Hooby galooby!

This hovercraft picture

I've printed from hoobnet

is the most hoobacious

boat I've ever seen!

- It's the perfect way to

cross the peep sea fast.

- We found the answer!

We'll watch our

hovercraft go go go

- Well come on then!

It's time for hoob news!

- Oh right

♪ It's a sailor's life for me ♪

hahahaha

♪ We're sailing away ♪

♪ Across the sea ♪

♪ There's Tootle ♪

♪ And Twang ♪

♪ And Timp ♪

♪ All three ♪

♪ We're sailing away ♪

♪ Across the sea ♪

♪ Oh what happy

Motorettes are we ♪

♪ We're crashing across

the waves We ride ♪

♪ We're splashing

across the sea so wide ♪

♪ We're sailing along ♪

♪ With a song ♪

♪ Til' we reach

the other side! ♪

Hooble do poobs.

Are you ready to give

me your hoob news

For my great hooberpedia?

- Aye aye sir!

- Haha then take it away!

- Hoople doop woop to

all you hoobs out there.

Welcome to hoob news.

The news show for

hoobs everywhere!

I'm Iver

- I'm Tula

- And I'm groove

- And today we've been

asking the question

- How can a hoob cross

the peep sea fast?

- [Groove] First, hubba hubba

found out on hoobnet that peeps

travel quickly over

water by wind surfing

- [Tula] But a wind surfing

board wasn't the answer.

Because we wouldn't

be strong to hold on

all the way across the sea.

- [Iver] Then the

tiddly peeps told us

all about sailing boats!

- [Tula] But you need wind

to make a sailing boat go.

- [Groove] And that's

hooby groovy eheh

unless there isn't any wind...

- [Iver] Then Roma told

us all about canoes

and how to make them go

really fast with paddles!

- [Groove] But when

we tried paddling,

we got really, really tired heh.

- [Tula] Then we

found out in a story

that motor boats go very fast.

But you get wet.

- [Iver] Finally, a

tiddly peep told us

about a hoobacious boat

that can go really fast

but you don't get wet!

It's

- A hover craft!

- Aye aye captain!

- Ship ahoy!

(laughter)

- And so it's

thanks once again to

Iver, Tula, Groove and Roma!

For giving hoobs

everywhere a little peep

into the world of peeps. And

remember wherever you are

have a nice day and

hooble toodle do!

- Hooble toodle do!

- Oh! Oh! Can we book our

hover craft tickets now?

- Awh yeah!

- Oh yes!

- Oh no no wait wait

wait wait wait wait!

I nearly forgot my

hoobie see more hahaha!

♪ Hubba hubba's in hoob land ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray! ♪

♪ The hooba feel is

coming your way ♪

♪ The hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs! ♪
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