03x31 - Onesies

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Bluey". Aired: 1 October 2018 – present.*
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Follows the adventures of a Blue Heeler puppy, Bluey, who lives with her parents and sister and gets into all sorts of fun situations.
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03x31 - Onesies

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(SIGHS)

It's all good, Brandy.

So then your hips go around
like this.

Yeah, that's great.
(BOTH LAUGH)

Me and my sister Brandy made
this dance up for our mum's birthday

when we were kids.

I can't remember all the moves,
though.

(DOORBELL RINGS)
BOTH: That's her!

Hi, girls.

Hi.
Hey, Brandy.

Hi, Chilli.

It's good to see you.
Yeah, you too.

Kids, this is your Aunty Brandy.

You've grown so much.

Bluey, you look
just like your father.

Oh, what?
Who do I look like?

You look just like...
You.

I brought you some presents.

BOTH: Really?!
Oh, Brandy. You shouldn't have.

BOTH: Onesies!

Oh, you really shouldn't have.
(BOTH SQUEAL EXCITEDLY)

Do they not like onesies?

They do.
It's just Bingo has this thing.

Um... Don't worry.

I'm sure she's grown out of it.

I hope they fit.

I wasn't sure how much
they'd grown in, um...

Four years.

Hey, mine's too small.
And mine's too big.

Well, then swap 'em around.

Can you make my cheetah onesie
fit me?

Sorry, Bluey.

If it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit.

Oh, but I really want the cheetah.

It's not meant to be, kid.

OK.

They're beautiful.

It's been too long.

I know.

Look, Chilli...
Yeah?

Uh, Mum...

(GROWLS)

It's happening again.

Oh, no.

What's going on?

Hey, Brandy. How are you... AARGH!
(ROARS)

(LAUGHS)
Raaaarrr!

This episode of Bluey
is called Onesies.

I don't understand what's happening.
(BINGO ROARS, BANDIT LAUGHS)

No time to explain!
We have to get to safety.

But what about Bandit?
Forget him! He's done.

(ROARS)
(ALL SCREAM)

What do we do?
The car!

Why has Bingo gone feral?

(ROARS)
Onesies make Bingo crazy.

She sort of becomes one
with the onesie.

What?
Where'd she go?

I don't know.

(SCREAMS)

(WEAKLY) Did you get her the onesie?

I didn't know. I'm sorry!

(ROARS)
(SCREAMS)

Don't worry. We can live in the car.

Yeah. There's plenty of food
under the seats.

Yeah, and we've got music.

Oh, yeah.

Brandy, what was it
you wanted to say earlier?

Oh, um...

(ROARS)
(ALL SCREAM)

Get out!
(ROARS)

(ALL SCREAM)
(CONTINUES ROARING)

Let's hide behind the shed!

I think we lost her.

Phew!

Aunty Brandy, was there a medium-
sized cheetah onesie at the shop?

Um, I'm not sure, Bluey.

Can you ring them and ask?
Bluey.

What?
Sorry, Bluey.

The last time I saw you,
zebras were your favourite animal.

They used to be,
but I changed to cheetahs.

Four years ago.

Look, I have to go.

This was a mistake.

No, Brandy. I'm sorry.

Don't go.

Say goodbye to...
(ROARS)

Brandy!
Run! Save yourselves!

(ROARS)
Aaahh!

I think we're just going
to have to have a no onesie policy

from now on.

Mum, why did Aunty Brandy
want to leave?

Is she sad?

And why have we only seen her
once in our lives?

(SIGHS)

You know how you really want
Bingo's cheetah onesie?

Yeah, more than anything.

But it doesn't fit you,
so you can't have it.

And there's not really anything
anyone can do to make it fit.

Yeah.

Well, there's something Aunty Brandy
wants more than anything as well,

but she can't have it.

And there's not really anything
anyone can do.

Why can't she just
have the things she wants?

Because it's not meant to be.

There's Brandy.

Let's see if she's OK.

Yeah. She finally comes to visit and
we let her get eaten by a cheetah.

So rude!

(GROWLS)

No, go back!

Go back!
Huh?

Is she shooing a fly?

(QUIETLY) Run!
Brandy, are you shooing a fly?

(LOUDLY) Run! It's a trap!
BOTH: Huh?

(ROARS)
(SCREAMS, LAUGHS)

Run, Bluey!
(SCREAMS)

(ROARS)

Ahh!

I tried to warn you.

We had to see if you were OK.

Thanks. Appreciate it.
(BINGO ROARS, BLUEY SCREAMS)

Are you OK?

Yeah. I will be.

I'm sorry, Chilli.

Oh, you couldn't have known
Bingo was bananas.

No, I mean I'm sorry
it's been so long.

Oh.

It's just hard
seeing you all, you know?

I know.

(BINGO AND BLUEY CONTINUE PLAYING
IN BACKGROUND)

I'll tell you what.

Next time I come over,
I'm not bringing any onesies.

(BLUEY SCREAMS)

We have to help Bluey!

Let's do the dance.

The one we did as kids?
Yeah.

Do you still remember the moves?

Well, with your help, I can.

(SCREAMS)
(ROARS)

Cheetahs can't ride bikes!

(PUFFS AND PANTS)
(ROARS)

Dad! Help!

I can't. I've been eaten.

Rules are rules.

But Bingo's gonna eat me!

Well, zebras are pretty good dodgers.

Oh, yeah, they are!

You have to become one
with your onesie.

(ROARS)

Huh?

(ROARS)

(SQUEALS)

(NEIGHS)

(STRAINS)
CHILLI: Hey, Bingo!

Rreow?

Ready? One, two, three.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

Yep. Then this.

(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) No, no! Hips first.

(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)

Chilli!
(LAUGHS)

(ALL LAUGH)
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