03x40 - Relax

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Bluey". Aired: 1 October 2018 – present.*
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Follows the adventures of a Blue Heeler puppy, Bluey, who lives with her parents and sister and gets into all sorts of fun situations.
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03x40 - Relax

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BLUEY AND BINGO: # Two little men
in a flying saucer

# Flew down to Earth one night

# They looked left and right,
but they didn't... #

Alright, dingle berries,
let the holiday begin.

BOTH: Yeah, holiday!

Let's get all this stuff
up to the unit

and head straight to the beach.

I want to start relaxing.

OTHERS: Yeah!

BLUEY: This episode of Bluey
is called Relax.

Come on, lift,
we haven't got all day.

BINGO: Yes, we do.

Ooh, swinging bar.

Buttons.
Careful, Bingo.

Which button do I press?
Five.

No, that's four. No, that's six.
Down one.

No, that's seven. Down.
That's four again.

Up one. Yep, that's it.
Whoo!

Oh, duck cake.
I didn't bring the aftersun.

Hey, relax. We can buy some here.

Come on, we're on holiday.
KIDS: Yeah, holiday!

I'll relax when I'm on the beach,
reading my book.

What's your book about?
It's about how to be happy.

That's easy, you just do this.

Eeee!
(OTHERS LAUGH)

(CHILLI STRAINS)

Which one's our room?!

Ooh, tiles!

Dump your stuff, sunscreen up,
and let's hit the beach.

(PANTS) Bingo!

What is it? (GASPS)

Bunk beds!

Bunk beds!

Can I have the top?!
You can have the top, if you like.

Thanks!

Ooh, look, a present.

What?
I think it's soap.

Have you got one?
I'll see.

Yes!

Bluey, we've got cupboards!
(SQUEALS)

(BOTH GIGGLE)

Coathangers!
Are they all ours?

Yeah.
Wow!

(BOTH GRUNT)

Here, wait, I'll stand on this.

What IS that?

I don't know.
Let's pretend it's an oven.

OK, and we can be mermaids.

(BLUEY HUMS)

Mermaid waiter,
may I have a pie, please?

Oh, yes. I'll just cook it.

(HUMS)

It will be ready soon, Mermaid.

Thank you.
Ready, girls?

Bing! Ready.

No, I mean, are you ready
to go down to the beach?

Have you sunscreened?
Oh, no.

(GROWLS) Come on.
The sunscreen's in the bathroom.

Let's go.
BOTH: OK, Mum.

I want to start relaxing.

Oh, wow.
Bathtub!

Whoa, Bingo, what's this?

I don't know.
The toilet's got a ribbon?

Maybe it won a prize.
Yeah, the best toilet in the world.

Our congratulations, your ribbon.

(BOTH GIGGLE)
Oh! I want to rip one.

Hm, can't see another one.

Let's see if there's another toilet.
Alright, how are we...

(BOTH YELL)
Whoop! Hey!

BLUEY: (PANTS) Ooh, hang on!

(BOTH SQUEAL AND LAUGH)

In here.

It's got one.
(BOTH GIGGLE)

Congratulations, toilet.

Bingo, look.

Whoa!

Bathtub!

It's a triangle!

And it's got a microphone.
# La-la-la-la-la. #

What are these things?

Bluey.
Is that bubble bath?!

(BOTH SQUEAL)

Oh, they don't even give you
dishwashing detergent.

BOTH: Mum, can we have a bubble bath?

What?! No.
We're going to the beach.

BOTH: Please!

You can have a bath
after you've been for a swim.

(BOTH MOAN)
Oh, go on, let them have a bath.

They're on holiday.

OK, fine.
BOTH: Yes!

I just thought it would be good
to get down to the beach.

Well, why don't you head down
and we'll meet you there?

Oh. Are you sure?

Yeah, I got it covered up here.

Go, relax.

Well...OK.

Bye, kids. I'll see you soon.

KIDS: Bye, Mum!

Eeee.

OK, time to relax.

(FLY BUZZES)
Ooh! Off.

# Ooh, I love bubbles
I love you, bubbles... #

Oh, you sing so well, babe.

Hey, you want me to turn the spa on?

# What is a spa? #

I'll show you.
See those little holes?

# Yes. #
Ready?

(KIDS SQUEAL AND GIGGLE)

OK, chapter one.

(READS) "Wherever you go,
there you are. You need to..."

Actually, I should just enjoy the
beach a bit before I start reading.

No, I should read my book.

Did you enjoy that spa bath, Olympia?

Oh, yes, Melinda, I certainly did.

We are fancy ladies.

Indeed.

Ooh, this chair has a handle.
That's fancy.

What happens when you pull it?

(BOTH SQUEAL AND LAUGH)
Again!

What are you doing here?

I don't know how to relax.

Oh, come here.

It's harder than it looks.

(KIDS SQUEAL AND LAUGH)

I'll tell you what,
you want to learn to relax,

go and get some tips
from the masters.

Yeah, a little bit this way.

Wait, no, back that way.

Mum, watch this.
Watch what?

(KIDS SQUEAL)

You guys are crazy!
My turn!

(KIDS SQUEAL)

You kids just go about it,
don't you?

(KIDS GIGGLE)

Here, babe.
Go on, go hit the deck.

Just go about it.

(SIGHS)

BOTH: Mum, there's four
remote controls!

Oh, great.

(GASPS) Bluey, look.

BOTH: Wow!

BOTH: Can we go to the beach?!

(LAUGHS)
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