01x03 - Groot's Pursuit

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(MARVEL THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC FAST-FORWARDS)

(MUSIC PLAYS AT NORMAL SPEED)

- (MUSIC ENDS)

- Hmm.

(GRUNTS)

(CLANGING ECHOES)

(GASPS)

- (LOUD CLANG)

- (GLASS SHATTERS)

Huh?

(CLANGING CONTINUES)

(BEEPS)

(GASPS)

(WATER DRIPPING)

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

Hmm.

- (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)

- Hmm. Hmm.

(TOILET FLUSHING)

Hmm

(GASPS)

- (RATTLING)

- I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

AUTOMATED VOICE 1:

You have walked 300 steps

AUTOMATED VOICE 2: To know your horse

AUTOMATED VOICE 3: Didn't find any work out history

- (expl*si*n)

- (GASPS)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

I am Groot.

- I am Groot.

- I am Groot.

(GASPS)

(GROWLS)

(UPBEAT SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, no, no, my friend. Try again.

It's not step, step, turn.

It's step, step, pirouette.

Now, you spin like this

Into a large angular shape.

Quite big, strike a pose and then bring your body back in. Breathe in and out.

Three times. One, two, three.

See, when you dance, watch my feet closely like this.

And a one, and two. It's all in the hips.

Look at me. Four, five, six. Cha, cha, cha.

And now, I have a few points of criticism that I think could improve your dancing.

GROOT: Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

(SCREAMING)

I am Groot.

(SALSA MUSIC CONTINUES)