03x05 - Dance Fever

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this is my brother Pete and this is his

tattoo petunia she can do 25 sacred

dances including the leningrad slide

unfortunately petunias always had to go

it alone dance mogul booshka

dance that's cuz Pete would never join

in you see my brother whose fearlessness

was legend in three galaxies had one

secret fear dancing I just didn't know

how

so when Pete's first school dance came

around his reaction was

don't you dare I don't know how oh look

like it your green come on son

you're a wriggly come on show some

backbone you're going to go and gonna

have the time of your life now watch and

learn but Pete had a plan of his own

sure he's not the first kid who ever

tried to get out of the school dance

but according to three medical journals

I'm the only one to do it chilly this

two gals critical

you

you're gonna make it till we have car

accident cream corn poisoning when will

they learn when will they learn is no

answer so are you gonna miss your first

dance honey gosh dude me too

Pete may have lost his chance to dance

but he gained a jar of his own glowing

gut juice that t matter you yep

pumped it out of my stomach that gut

floods got me out of the dance

you're lucky my pops the SAP role in the

dance and he actually expects me to

dance with him he's been practicing all

week

laws against that I wish you were coming

push again I worked too hard to get out

of wait a minute you're good flesh it's

so pretty

we can sell looks for a buck apiece come

to the dance tonight

not dance bring your jar you can keep me

away from my pops and get rich same time

swear no dancing

we're in a pile of b*ating hearts okay

there'd be no turning back Pete his gut

flood and his best friend we're on their

way

oh that was nice driving son a dope

don't worry about that dog you had he

was kind of old

thanks for right my part in this story

would have ended here but then I saw her

I didn't know who she was

or why she smiled at me but I was sure

gonna find out

where are you - I'm going through my

ethnic a merit badge for more dances and

I'll be the first not used to get it

Ami's burn valor that girls off Potter

percent crept out trustworthy obedient

and speaking of obedient I expect to see

no trouble from you on the dance floor

tonight I'll be like I'm not even here

very well enjoy yourselves

what do you say Pookie ready to cut her

up sorry mr. on nose on duty

well I'll let you out of this one

but I got you down on my dance card for

ladies like you too

Wrigley hey Greg Lee mister glider

fourth grade gym remember me

I remember that throwing are yours you

don't see monster ball talent like that

anymore I'll tell you something remember

that play back in 89 and was astounding

yeah well it's good to see you again

yeah you know it was at Asus right right

and and Stacey Bernal was guarding meet

you let's see 25 cents each plus a

dollar tax counsel 125 each a dollar

yeah you're not getting beaten up tax

put yourself here net if you have a

dispute with our policy take it up with

the manager the manager was a

power-hungry criminal mastermind with a

nasty perspiration problem his one goal

in life destroy my brother the kid who

gave him his nickname

hit sting what he done drawstring there

to pay tax that's a serious offense

lick my forehead arm prick hey sweating

is the act of a healthy body

do something you're not gonna have much

longer take em outside

here's your stinking money Nona

how kind I hope you'll save a dance for

me later I'd rather be deep-fried in

armpit sweat

hey lookin all over for ya you guys

check out Monica man she looks

there's something different about it

she's all boo kajillion I'll be here

let's get out of the school while the

dance started rocking the cash started

rolling in everybody who would have been

spending their hard-earned allowance on

overpriced junk food was spending it to

see be shy hold on to your pins

another satisfied customer I leave you

alone for 10 where are all the customers

they're downstairs looking at the goose

gut sludge you got to see I went twice

it's it's time you learned to respect

your strollers I hope you do me the

honor anyway I'll say one thing for you

wrinkly you got guts

mr. Wrigley I believe I warned you about

making trouble what I want this mess

cleaned up now

no miss mecklenburg you go back to the

base your father's been looking all over

for you I'll be waiting for you so I

asked for you you're not to touch him

if just one hair on his head is out of

place they'll spend more time in my

classroom than the linoleum

all right mr. Ridley let's clean up this

that'll cost you a job Wrigley's but

belongs to me

fern Bauer won't let you touch more than

one wits in a warm head planned problem

give me a break

let's see what've we here Wrigley by

three ambidextrous on under the Sun of

Gemini ah here we are known fears wait a

minute

it looks like the maggots afraid of

dancing will peeping Lee get ready to

boogie

you found out you're afraid to dance

you're going to be waiting for you Pete

there's another way you could just try

dancing think of the great times petunia

had doing the leningrad slide

I can't all laugh I look like a PUD but

dancing so easy all you do is mmm

removing I'm doing this out of here like

a beef belch soon as I'm done

hey careful with that wax one spoonful

could turn this place into a skating

rink I got to go back upstairs

someone I got a meeting yeah you too I

felt bad for Pete but it turns out he

wasn't the only one who needed to take

evasive maneuvers

Monica was trying to keep a step ahead

of Wayne and Yoda was trying to steer

clear of her dad you're ready to strut

your stuff

as for me well I didn't know her name

but I was heading for her like a meteor

into this Sun

excuse me Pete Wrigley you don't

remember me you know you're right

nice singing mrs. Geller I'm a friend of

your mom's

my Melendez she's kind of shy I was

wondering if you could show her a stamp

and Willie

you aren't thinking of Bali on us

not before we have a pleasure see you

dance dancing so easy you just get out

there and ruin your life

now smell that

my stanza why aren't you out there

weren't you

Bob me I'm just waiting for the right

song something special me my girl

something special

hey thanks Bob record something special

excuse me mine

excuse me folks

looks like the dances nearing an end and

I wanted to send out a special message

to my little Pookie

Nona Mackel heard maybe after she hears

it she'll give her pop one lousy dance

our Carrie

and now I see you standing so tell me

would it k*ll just

with me is that so hard

okay Wrigley it's hard for your little

dance number whacked me are you nuts

you heard me now

who's that

No

there it was the doorway to freedom Pete

had made it but it looked like no no it

wasn't as lucky if Pete didn't get her

out of there

her dad was going to do her in no no

honey how about a dance

mr. Mecklenburg I was wondering if maybe

I could have the last names with Mona

but it's still fast dance I know but

it's my first I get it sure

okay Wrigley let's see what you got

we're waiting - you don't have to do

this yeah I do

okay I think I'll do my own

member

looks like it's now or never it's never

Wayne oh I understand

you got to go for that merit badge

that's important to you Wayne you can

what happened to your girlfriend she

kind of left me for an older man does

that mean here to brokenhearted to dance

oh I think I can handle it so that's the

story of Pete's first school dance

no records were broken no lives were

saved no mysteries of the universe were

so but for one dance everything

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