02x05 - Nightmare Island

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Just sit right back

and you'll hear a tale,

a tale of a fateful trip

that started from a tropic

port aboard a tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty

sailor man,

the skipper

brave and sure.

Three passengers set sail

that day for a three hour tour,

a three hour tour.

Andy, if you sing

that song once more,

I'm going to take

your tongue

and nail it

to this dock, okay?

Okay.

This is great, Andy.

A lot better

than I thought.

Real nice, Andy.

Guys, it's over here.

This?

This is the incredible boat

my friend lent us

for the weekend?

Well, it is kinda small.

So, I called Donald Tr*mp

and he wasn't in his office

so I had to call

my poor friend.

We have a boat.

This is not a boat.

This is something that's

floating in the water

right next to all

the rest of the boats.

I am not getting

in this thing.

Lana, what's the problem?

It's not like

it's the Titanic.

Listen, Andy says he's pretty

good with boats,

and we have life preservers,

and we're only going out

for the day.

I'm still game.

Okay, if you can

do it, so can I.

Yeah.

Just sit right back

and you'll hear a tale,

a tale of a fateful trip

that started from a tropic port

aboard a tiny ship.

So, Andy, how come I don't hear

you singing now?

Oh, it was my fault?

That's great.

It was my fault.

No, no, better yet,

I planned it like this.

I thought gee, wouldn't it be

nice if we all ended up

on this island together?

Well, gee, the coast guard's

got to hear

the signal from

the emergency radio.

I mean, at least until I dropped

it in the water.

Kind of a strange

place, isn't it?

Let me go check over there

and see what I can find out.

So, looks like it's just

you and me, alone,

this deserted island.

How about you

MeNo way.

Superboy?

Whoa, what timing.

How'd you spot us?

I got a coast guard report

about a distress call

on the radio.

Good old Clark.

I'll take you first, Lana.

I'll come back for Andy.

Clark went

around those trees.

I'll come back for him.

Oh!

It came from over

there somewhere.

I saw it.

Are you okay?

I can't fly.

That beam of light must have

drained my powers.

Well, whatever was in

the bushes, it's gone.

Something out there

threw that rock

and it was aiming for me.

What is going

on around here?

It's weird.

And Clark, why hasn't

he come back yet?

It looks like we're going to be

here for a while.

We'd better build

shelter for the night.

Yeah, trapped here,

when whatever that was

is out there.

Ha-ha-ha-ha,

she has come.

She has come for me, but I must

k*ll the others first.

Ha-ha-ha!

Okay, this is good.

Me helping you

break a branch.

I've got to find out

what's on this island.

It may be the only way

I'll get my powers back.

You think Clark is okay?

He's not exactly set

when survival instincts

are brought up,

you know what I'm saying?

Clark?

Is that you?

Andy?

Superboy?

Ah!

It went that way.

You're hurt bad, man.

I'm going after it.

ButYou can't go

after it alone, can you?

No.

It went around that way.

I'm right behind ya.

We got a visitor, Andy.

Ah!

-Stay calm.

-Stay calm?

Stay calm, I can't stay calm

when I'm about to die!

Just lift it up.

Try now.

Thanks, Andy.

Don't mention it.

We'd better go get Lana.

Yeah, all right.

Lana!

Lana, you're not

gonna believe

what happened

Lana?

Oh, no.

Don't tell me

what that is.

It's blood.

That creature took Lana.

Let's try over there.

You shiver.

I will not harm you.

Get that away from me.

You do not like the food

I brought you?

No.

This is not food.

Please let me go.

But I have waited

so long for you to come.

Others have come,

but none had the glorious hair

of crimson.

I waited so long

for the red one to come.

What is it

that you want?

Years ago, when I crashed

on this island,

my mate d*ed.

I'm sorry.

I've been alone

here ever since.

And how long

has that been?

Two hundred years.

But you will be

my mate now.

Look, you just can't

take what you want.

Yes, I can.

That is the way.

Well, not with me

it isn't.

You've hurt someone that

I care about very much.

The suited one.

He was very strong.

He wanted to take

you away from me.

I couldn't let him do that,

so I took his power

with my super

sensor machine.

Hmm, hmm.

Now, I have

enough power

to leave this planet

and take you with me.

But you needn't worry.

I've taken care

of the two.

I've k*lled them both.

We never came

to hurt you!

Why would you do this?

Why would you

hurt others?

That is the way.

That is what I know.

Ha-ha-ha!

Wha!

Ah!

Oh, God,

I hate spiders.

You all right?

Yeah.

Look at this.

Oh, my God.

Do you think

that creature hurt Lana?

Well, he took her

for some reason.

It's like a scavenger.

Do you think all these

dead people were, like,

shipwrecked

on the island?

I'm not so sure there's

an island at all.

Oh, are you okay?

That door has got

an electrical charge.

It knows we're here.

They live.

I will let them in

and you will see how good I am

as a warrior, what a strong

warrior I am.

No.

Look, you've got

another chance.

We've done

nothing to you.

Ah, but you have.

You've come

onto my island.

Just a little more.

Ah.

You think she's

down there?

We're gonna go find out.

Come on down, Andy.

Come, come closer.

What is it?

Watch this.

We're not invited guests.

They got through.

Can't you see we're not here

to hurt you?

Ah!

But you may not speak.

Ah!

I want no warning

for them.

Lana!

Are you okay?

Ah!

Andy, look out!

How could you betray me?

I wasn't going

to hurt you.

I didn't betray you.

Don't you understand?

You've hurt people.

I never hurt anyone.

The suited one

has defeated me

and it is law

on my planet

to drain my life force.

No, I don't believe

in taking life.

I'll make a deal.

You give me back my powers,

but you must leave

and never return

to this planet.

But if I give you

your power back,

I will not have enough fuel

for my escape pod.

I can help if I have

my full powers.

Hey, I hope now

you understand

our customs

here on earth.

I do understand.

There's the coast guard.

They must have gotten

the message Clark sent.

Speaking of Clark, why haven't

we found him yet?

I did.

He's on the other side

of those trees.

Hmm, wait till he hears

what he missed, huh?

I've got to go.

Bye, Lana.

Thanks, Andy.

Is he great or what?

Yeah.

Um, you know,

I wasn't so bad myself.

No, Andy,

you weren't.

-Hey, guys!

-Clark!

Boy, am I glad

you guys are safe.

Where have you been?

And you are not

gonna believe

what happened to me.

And look at

these shells I found.

See this one?

This one I had to climb up

on a rock to get that one.

And a jellyfish!

I mean, you

wouldn't believe it.

I mean, I almost

stepped on a jellyfish.

Could you believe

how dangerous that was?

So, how did you

guys make out?

Well, umNot as exciting

as your adventure.

No.