03x42 - Hang Ups

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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03x42 - Hang Ups

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(signal warbling)

(chiming music)

- Hoobledoop, Tiddlypeeps.

I'm Hubba Hubba talking

to you from Hoobland,

and I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to Earth to find

out all about you

for my great Hoobopaedia.

Here they come!

(signal warbling)

(chiming music)

(upbeat music)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

♪ Iver ♪

♪ Groove ♪

♪ And Tula ♪

♪ We're Hoobs ♪

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

- Hey-hey!

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob Hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- Oh, here we come!

- Well, hey!

- Ah!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪

(mellow bluesy music)

- No, no, that's not it.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, I can't find Harry Hue

and the Hoobettes anywhere.

- Well, you should

stack them up, Groove.

- Hmm?

- One on top of the other.

- Yeah.

- Like this.

(humming)

(gasps) You've got

Hooblife, I love Hooblife!

- Yeah, me, too, yeah.

- Oh (laughs), I

didn't know you liked

the Smashing Hoobnibs!

- Yeah, loads, er, actually,

Tula, don't stack them up

'cause then I can't

see which CD is which.

I can only see the

top one (laughs).

Oh, move your paw, yeah.

Aw, Hoobsay, no,

I want to listen

to Harry Hue and the Hoobettes.

- Harry who?

(somber music)

♪ Who, who, who ♪

♪ Who, who, who ♪

- Not Harry Who, Harry Hue,

Harry Hue and the Hoobettes.

They're my favorite band.

- I've never heard of them.

(Tula gasps)

- Never heard of them?

But you must have, Iver,

they're really hoobygroovy.

I'll play you some,

if I can find them.

- Groove, why don't you

put your CDs away properly?

- Because every time I

put them away properly,

I can't find the one I want.

- Ha, you can't find

the one you want now.

- Yeah.

- Hmm.

How can Groove store his CDs

so he can find the one he wants?

- [Computer] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- That's it, Tula,

you've hit the question.

- How can Groove store his CDs

so that he can find

the one he wants?

Oh, what an excellent

question, and one I'm sure

every Hoob will want

to know the answer to,

especially me, ha!

- Why's that, Hubba Hubba?

Do you like Harry Hue

and the Hoobettes, too?

- No, I'm more of a

Shaking Hoobs fan, myself.

(Groove laughs)

Anyway, I've got Auntie Hattie

coming over for tea, and

I was going to treat her

to my biggest hoobnip (laughs).

- Nice.

- But I can't

find it anywhere.

- Oh.

- Now if I had

a better way of

storing my hoobnips,

I'm sure I'd find

it straightaway.

- Yes, um, um, um,

back on the subject

of storing CDs, Hubba Hubba?

- Eh, what, what?

Oh, yes, of course,

here you are.

You can start by looking

at what I found on Hoobnet.

(signal warbling)

(upbeat music)

Now look, Hoobs,

those lady peeps

are packing things away

in boxes, do you see?

- [Groove] Yeah.

- [Hubba Hubba] Boxes look

hoobacious for storing things,

don't they, Hoobs?

Wooden boxes, cardboard boxes.

Look, you can even store

bottles of water in boxes.

How fantabihooby!

I think I might get some boxes

myself, you know! (laughs)

(signal warbling)

- (gasps) Ah (laughs),

found him, here's Harry Hue!

Can I play it to you now, Iver?

- No, Groove, we must

test out some boxes

to see if that's the best

way to store your CDs.

- Well, of course it isn't.

- [Both] Why?

♪ Why, oh, why ♪

♪ Why, why ♪

(triumphant music)

- Because if I put

all these in a box,

I'm still not gonna be able to

find the one I'm looking for.

They'll all just get muddled up.

- Oh, dear.

- Roma, Roma, Roma, Roma.

- Oh, it's Roma!

Maybe she's found a better

way to store things.

- [Roma] Hoobledoop, Hoobs!

- Um, Roma, are you there?

- Hoobygalooby!

- Oh!

- Ah, that's better.

- Where are you, Roma?

- Well, Tula, I'm reporting

from inside a wardrobe.

A wardrobe is a great, big box

that peeps use to

store their clothes in.

- Ah, but, erm, Roma, we

already know about boxes.

- And they won't work.

- Mm.

- Aha, but when peeps put

their clothes in a wardrobe,

they hang them on one of these.

- Oh, what's that?

- It's called a

coat hanger, Iver,

but you don't have

to hang a coat on it.

It works just as well

for shirts, tops,

jackets, blouses, you name it.

- You can't put a CD

on a coat hanger, Roma.

- Well, no--

- Eh.

- But maybe you could find

some other way of

hanging up your CDs,

because the other wonderful

thing about hanging things up

is that you can see

exactly what you've got.

Let me show you.

Now imagine if you were looking

for this fantabihooby

red jacket, oh!

(all laughing)

Oh, hooby bother.

Well, imagine first that it

hasn't fallen on my head.

You'd be able to find it easily

if it were hanging up

with the other clothes.

Oh, er, er, hanging

up is hoobacious!

- Oh, poor Roma.

- Oh, don't worry, Tula,

I'm quite all right.

This is Roma Hoob under a

jacket, hoobletoodledoo!

- [Iver, Groove, And

Tula] Hoobletoodledoo!

- Oh!

(signal warbling)

- Oh.

- Right.

We've got to hang

up Groove's CDs.

Then he'll be able to

see them at a glance!

- Okay, but how?

♪ How, how, how, how ♪

♪ How, how, how, how, how, how ♪

♪ How, how, how, how, how ♪

- [Computer] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- Maybe Hubba Hubba knows how.

(signal warbling)

- I found my special hoobnip,

Hoobs, in my hoobypod.

- Oh.

- Ooh,

if I could hang up my hoobnips,

sleeping would be so

much more comfortable.

- But we don't even

know how to hang CDs up,

Hubba Hubba, let alone hoobnips.

- Well, why don't you go

and ask the Tiddlypeeps?

- The Tiddlypeeps, of course!

- Oh, I'll go, I'll go!

- Come on then, Tula.

(upbeat music)

(birds chirping)

- Seatbelt.

- Seatbelt.

- We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps.

- Yeah!

(bright music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues,

they tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

♪ It's what they're all about ♪

♪ They're all about,

they're all about ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when, and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

(birds chirping)

- Hoobledoop, Tiddlypeep!

- Hoobledoop, Tula!

- Do you want to

do a hooby hello?

- Yes.

- [Both] Hoobledoop,

Hoobledoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!

- Why have you got all those

clothes in that basket?

- They've just been washed.

- Hmm, so what are you

going to do with them now?

- Hang them up to dry.

- Well.

- Erm,

(gasps) hanging

up, hoobygalooby!

We've been trying to find

out about hanging up.

So how do you hang

up wet things?

- You hang them on this line

and then the wind dries them.

- Right, of course (chuckles).

But they're clothes,

so that means

you're going to use

a hanger, aren't you?

- No, we don't use

hangers on a washing line.

- Oh, well, then how do you

keep them from blowing away?

- You use these clothes pegs.

- (gasps) Clothes pegs.

- Clothes pegs.

- Hoobygalooby.

Oh, they're just

like hooby pegs.

Wait a minute,

that's a good idea.

Why didn't we

think of it before?

Find the hooby pegs, Iver!

We can peg up Groove's CDs!

- I certainly will, Tula.

- Thank you, Tiddlypeep.

I've got to get back

to the Hoobmobile now,

but have fun hanging

out your washing.

Hoobletoodledoo!

- Hoobletoodledoo!

(cheerful music)

(gentle music)

- Ah, shall I listen

to track five,

track, whoa!

- Careful, oh! (laughs)

- Track three, track

two, or track one first?

Track five is

really my favorite,

but then I do like track two.

- There, oh, and Groove,

one bag of hooby pegs.

- Aha!

- Hey, hoobelly groobelly

washing line, Iver.

- Ah, yes, thank you.

- Okay, so we know

that pegging up

is the answer to the question.

Now can we play my Harry Hue CD?

- Ah!

- In a minute, Groove.

First we have to test

it out, remember?

- Oh.

(upbeat music)

♪ Reds, greens, yellows, blues ♪

♪ Peg them up, peg them up ♪

♪ The Shaking Hoobs

and the Harry Hues ♪

♪ Peg them up, peg them up ♪

♪ Peg them up where you choose ♪

♪ Peg them up, peg them up ♪

♪ These are things

you'll never lose ♪

♪ Peg them up, peg them up ♪

♪ This way of

storing is divine ♪

♪ Pegging on a washing line ♪

♪ Every hoobacious CD will

be hanged up for you to see ♪

♪ You can choose them by color ♪

♪ Or pick them by name ♪

♪ You never need think

any two are the same ♪

♪ I think the problem

with pegs just might be ♪

♪ They will squeeze

a bit too tightly ♪

♪ They may scratch

my hooby sound ♪

♪ I think we better

take them down ♪

♪ I'd like to get

things sorted out ♪

♪ But I'm filled

with hooby doubt ♪

♪ For all your efforts,

friends, I fear ♪

♪ We have to stop

this song right here ♪

- So how are we going

to hang up the CDs?

- (gasps) I've got an idea.

- Uh-oh.

- (laughs) Look,

if we thread the washing line

through the middle of the CD

and then tie the

washing line up again,

all the CDs will

still be on the line

but without the

pegs pinching them.

- Tula, you are a genius.

(upbeat music)

♪ Reds, greens, yellows, blues ♪

♪ Thread them up,

thread them up ♪

♪ The Shaking Hoobs

and the Harry Hues ♪

♪ Thread them up,

thread them up ♪

♪ You can thread them

where you choose ♪

♪ Thread them up,

thread them up ♪

♪ Thread them up,

how can you lose ♪

♪ Thread them up,

thread them up ♪

♪ It can feel so enterprising ♪

♪ Spending hooby time devising ♪

♪ Hoobacious ways

of organizing ♪

♪ With results that

are surprising ♪

♪ Thread them through

the hole in the middle ♪

♪ When you need to find them,

you won't have to fiddle ♪

♪ Looks like the

hooby washing line ♪

♪ Will solve the

problem just in time ♪

♪ We should try what

we've suggested ♪

♪ This nice device

must be tested ♪

- Well, you should

be able to find

your Harry Hoob CD now, Groove.

- Yeah, Hoobsay, Hoob Zone,

Hoobaphonics, Hoob Life,

Shaking Hoobs, Hoob Club

Three, Harry Hue! (laughs)

- Hoobacious, now you

can play it to us.

- Hoobygroovy (laughs).

(grunting) Hey,

it won't come off.

- Well, you have to

unthread it from the end.

- Hmm, the end, er, the

end, the end, the end.

Ah, right, okay (sighs),

like this. (grunts)

(CDs clattering)

Oh, oh, oh!

Harry Hue, oh, did anyone

see where it landed?

- Hmm, what we need is something

that keeps the CDs tidy,

lets you find the one

you're looking for,

and lets you take

one CD off at a time.

- Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

(signal warbling)

- It's Hubba Hubba.

- Hubba Hubba.

- This hanging idea

is hoobledoobledooper

for my hoobnips.

(laughs) How are you

getting on, Groove?

- Oh (sighs), don't

ask, Hubba Hubba.

Just don't ask.

- Ooh, as bad as that, is it?

- Yeah.

- Well, have a look

at a story I've

found on Hoobnet.

It might just help you.

(signal warbling)

(cheerful music)

- [Narrator] Amila had an

old wooly coat called Conner.

They would go out in the

cold and rain together,

and Conner would always

keep Amila warm and dry.

But there was one thing

that Conner didn't like.

Whenever they got

in from their walks,

he was never hung up

with all the other coats.

Amila couldn't reach

the coat stand.

- Oh, dear.

- Oh.

- [Narrator] So she hung

him on the doorknob.

(Amila humming)

"Oh, I do wish I

could be hung up

"like everyone

else," sighed Conner.

"Don't be ridiculous,"

said Vera,

a very expensive tweed coat.

"You're far too old and dirty

"to be hung on a hook with

us," said Alan the anorak.

"It's not fair," said Conner.

Then one day, Amila hung

him on the doorknob and--

(whimsical music)

(Hoobs gasping)

It broke off!

- Oh!

- [Narrator] Poor old Conner

fell in a heap on the floor.

(Conner grunts)

"Ouch!"

(coats laughing)

"You're not even good enough

"to hang on a doorknob

now," said Alan.

"No, the place for you is

in a heap on the floor!"

(coats tittering)

When Amila's dad saw

what had happened,

he said, "We'll get you a

hook especially for your coat,

Amila, a hook that

you can reach."

(Amila laughs)

And so Amila's dad

went and got a hook, a special

hook with a sticky back

to stick it to the wall.

And from that day on,

Conner was always hung

on his special hook

that was the just the

right height for Amila.

"I got my own hook!"

he said proudly.

"I want a hook of my

own," snapped Vera.

"So do I," moaned Alan.

"It's not fair."

- (laughs) Oh!

- Sticky hooks, eh?

Oh, what a hoobacious idea.

- Hoobnet is so

hoobelly groobelly.

I've got hoobloads

of sticky hooks here.

Oh, let's try one out.

Er, let's stick it, um, here!

(upbeat music)

♪ The Shaking Hoobs

and the Harry Hues ♪

♪ Hook them up, hook them up ♪

♪ Oh, the hooks are too big

and they won't go through ♪

♪ The hooks are too big

and they won't go through ♪

♪ Yes, the hooks are too big

and they won't go through ♪

♪ Well, we're all stunned ♪

♪ What shall we do ♪

♪ The hooks are too big

and they won't go through ♪

- I know what's wrong.

We need thinner hooks.

- Ooh, perhaps we

could make some.

- Oh, yeah, but how?

♪ How, how, how ♪

♪ How, how, how, how, how ♪

♪ How ♪

♪ How ♪

- Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

(signal warbling)

Hubba Hubba.

- Well, I don't know how,

but I bet the Tiddlypeeps do.

They're hoobledoobledooper

at making things.

- Of course, let's go

and see the Tiddlypeeps.

- I'll go this time.

- Oh, and I'll drive you.

(cheerful music)

(bright music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues,

they tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

- Hoobledoop, Tiddlypeeps.

- Hoobledoop, Groove!

- (laughs) Hoobygalooby, you

Tiddlypeeps are really good

at making things.

- Thanks, Groove.

- (laughs) Do you think you

could make me something?

- Of course.

- What sort of

thing do you need?

- Well, it needs to

be shaped like a hook.

- We can do that.

- You can?

Hoobygroovy (laughs), oh,

yeah, but it has to be

small enough to go through

the middle of a CD.

- That's okay, too.

- Really, well, how

are we gonna do that?

- We can make you some

hooks out of pipe cleaners.

- Oh, thank you (laughs).

Do you hear that, Iver, Tula?

These Tiddlypeeps are

gonna make us some hooks

out of pipe cleaners!

- Yes! (laughs)

- Yes, yes.

- (clears throat) What

are pipe cleaners?

- These are.

- They're really bendy.

(Groove gasps)

- And you can make them

into any shape you like.

- Of course, something bendy!

That's what we

need to make hooks.

- Watch.

(cheerful music)

- Oh, why didn't

I think of that?

Hmm.

- There you are, Groove.

- Look at those hooks!

They're perfect for

hanging up CDs (laughs).

Iver, Tula!

- Yes!

- Order some pipe cleaners

from Hoobnet right away.

- Oh, yes--

- Yes, yes!

- Course I will.

- Ah, thank you, Tiddlypeeps.

- Go, go!

- That's all right, Groove.

- I'm gonna get back to

the Hoobmobile right now

to hang up my CDs.

Hoobletoodledoo!

- [Children] Hoobletoodledoo!

(Groove laughs)

(cheerful music)

- These pipe cleaners

are hoobelly groobelly.

- Yeah, they're

hoobygroovy (laughs).

- Let's test them out then.

Groove, pass us

your Harry Hue CD.

- All right.

- Oh!

- Well, it seems to work.

- And if we bend a

hook into the other end

of the pipe cleaner, we can

hang a hook on a hook (laughs).

- And hang up the

Shaking Hoobs CD.

- Oh, yes.

(Iver laughs)

And the Hooblife CD.

- That's right.

- Hoobygroovy!

This is the answer!

- [All] Hoob Hoob hooray!

- Oh, no, no, no,

wait, wait, wait, wait.

How are we going to

hang the chain up?

- Um.

- Well, we could, um--

- Ah, oh, no, it's nearly

time for Hoob News!

- Oh, calm down, Iver,

I've got it! (laughs)

(upbeat bluesy music)

(laughs) Now then.

(laughs) Now I can

listen to Harry Hue.

- Sorry, Groove, but

it'll have to wait.

Into the Hoobystudio, come on!

(upbeat music)

♪ Timp and Twang

and all the g*ng ♪

♪ Were searching for something

on which they could hang ♪

♪ A polishing rag

from the engine room ♪

♪ They're sure to find a

place to hang it soon ♪

♪ They haven't got

a washing line ♪

♪ A washing line

would be just fine ♪

♪ It's a bit of a shame,

it's a terrible drag ♪

♪ 'Cause we can't find a place

to hang the polishing rag ♪

♪ Tootle and Twang

and all the g*ng ♪

♪ Couldn't find anywhere

where they could hang ♪

♪ The rag until they

looked in a nook ♪

♪ And what did they find ♪

♪ They found a great big hook ♪

♪ Yes, they found

a great big hook ♪

- Oh, that's perfect.

- Hmm, very nice.

- Phew.

- Hubba Hubba,

Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

(signal warbling)

- Don't they look

hoobledoobledooper?

Of course, the trouble

is I don't want to give

any of my big hoobnips

to Auntie Hattie now.

I just want to

dangle them all day.

(all laughing)

So are you ready, Hoobs?

- We're ready, Hubba Hubba.

- Then take it away.

(upbeat music)

- Hoobledoop whoop to

all you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoob News, the news

show for Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today we've been

asking the question--

- How can Groove store his CDs

so he can find the one he wants?

- [Iver] First, Hubba Hubba

showed us how the peeps

keep lots of things in boxes.

- But I knew that the CDs

would just get all

muddled up in a box.

- [Tula] Then Roma

told us about peeps

hanging their clothes

up on coat hangers.

- And this gave us the

idea of hanging my CDs up.

- [Iver] So Tula went

to ask the Tiddlypeeps,

and they gave us the

idea of using hooby pegs.

- But I wasn't happy about

pegging Harry Hue up.

I thought the CD

might get scratched.

♪ I think the problem

with pegs just might be ♪

♪ They will squeeze

a bit too tightly ♪

♪ They may scratch

my hooby sound ♪

♪ I think we better

take them down ♪

♪ I'd like to get

things sorted out ♪

♪ But I'm filled

with hooby doubt ♪

♪ For all your efforts,

friends, I fear ♪

♪ We have to stop

this song right here ♪

- So we tried to thread them up.

(upbeat music)

♪ It can feel so enterprising ♪

♪ Spending hooby time devising ♪

♪ Hoobacious ways

of organizing ♪

♪ With results that

are surprising ♪

♪ Thread them through

the hole in the middle ♪

♪ When you need to find them,

you won't have to fiddle ♪

♪ Looks like the

hooby washing line ♪

♪ Will solve the

problem just in time ♪

♪ We should try what

we've suggested ♪

♪ This nice device

must be tested ♪

- But you couldn't

take just one CD off

without getting in a mess.

- [Iver] When we saw the

story, we realized that a hook

would be the perfect way

to store Groove's CDs.

- But the hook was too big,

and it wouldn't go through

the hole in the middle.

Oh, the hooks are too big

and they won't go through.

♪ The hooks are too big

and they won't go through ♪

♪ Yes, the hooks are too big

and they won't go through ♪

♪ Well, we're all stunned ♪

♪ What shall we do ♪

♪ The hooks are too big

and they won't go through ♪

- So Groove went to see

the Tiddlypeeps again.

- [Tula] And they showed

us how to make hooks

out of bendy pipe cleaners.

- And now I can find the CD I'm

looking for whenever I want.

- What a marvelous invention!

So it's thanks once again to

Iver, Tula, Groove, and Roma

for giving Hoobs

everywhere a little peep

into the world of peeps.

And remember, wherever

you are, have a nice day,

hang loose, and hoobletoodledoo!

- [All] Hoobletoodledoo!

- Right then, I've been

waiting to hear this all day.

Has anyone seen my CD player?

- Um.

- No, Groove.

- No, ah, oh!

(Tula laughs)

(Iver laughs)

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob Hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- Oh, here we come!

- Well, hey!

- Ah!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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