03x55 - Hats

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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03x55 - Hats

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(space-like music)

- Hooble doop tiddlypeeps,

I'm Hubba Hubba,

talking to you from Hoobland.

And I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to earth to find

out all about you,

for my great Hoobapedia.

Here they come.

(space-like music)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

♪ Iver, Groove ♪

♪ and Tula! ♪

♪"We're Hoobs!" ♪

♪And they're ready to go. ♪

♪ [Groove] Ya-Hey! ♪

♪Now the wheels are turning. ♪

♪We can all get learning all

the things we want to know. ♪

- Ya- Hey!

♪Hubba Hubbas in Hoobland, and

Roma's somewhere far away ♪

[Hoobs] Ooh Ooh Ooh

♪The Motorettes are singing, "We

keep the engines spinning!" ♪

♪"Hoob-Hoob-hooray!" ♪

♪The Hoobmobile is

coming your way! ♪

- Oh Here we come!

- Well, hey!

- Ahh!

♪The Hoobs are here

so what do you say? ♪

- [ All Hoobs] HoobS!

(upbeat music)

- Pass me red flower

please, Groove.

GROOVE!

- Oh sorry, Tula.

What color did you say?

- Red.

Or would the yellow look better?

Hmmmmm

What color do you

think would look better

in this flower pot, Groove?

- Well, I don't know.

How about purple?

- PURPLE?

- [Groove] Yeah.

- No, no, no.

Purple would look terrible.

The purple?

- Hoobledoob Hoobs.

- [Tula] Hiboldee , Iver

- [Groove] Hoobdoob

- You're looking very, purple.

- Ha ha ha

Have you through you

got a question, yet?

- A question?

- You know, a question

all Hobbs want answered,

a question we will explore

for today's Hoob news!

- Mm Mmmm

- Mm Mmm oh

- I'll think of one

as soon as I finish arranging

these Hoobie flowers.

- The ... or just pop

them in and then right,

what is our question?

- Actually that

looks rather good.

- Yeah,

and those are perfect flower

pots for Hoobie flowers.

- Mm

- Could you imagine

wearing them on you head?

- Oh what like a

peach stew you mean?

- Yeah, I mean

how weird is that?

(laughing)

- Peeps do the weirdest things

and wearing flower pots on

their head is one of them!

(laughing)

- Oh no, come on

Hubba Hubba will

be waiting for us

to come up with a question.

- Yes, but why!

- Cause that's what we

do every day Groove.

Its why we're here.

- No Iver, I meant

why do peeps wear flower

pots on their heads?

- Oh hohohoo

(space like music)

- Hubba hubba hubba hubba

- Why do peeps wear flower

pots on their heads?

That's a really good

question for Hoob news!

- It is?

- Well it's certainly something

I've always wanted to know

and I can put your answers

into my Hobberpedia

so Hoobs everywhere

can find out.

- But I know the

answer Hubba Hubba.

- Do you Groove?

Peeps wear flower pots

to keep ideas from

flying out their ears!

(laughing)

- They do?

- Joke Iver!

- [Hubba Hubba] Or maybe peeps

are trying to grow flowers

in their hair!

(laughing)

- Well that's a

thought! But why?

♪ Whyyy ♪

♪ Why why why ♪

♪ Whyyy ♪

♪ Why why why why ♪

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why why why why whyy ♪

- I can't think why

- It was a joke Iver

- Ohh

- I'll tell you what,

let me see what I

can find on Hoobnet

about peeps and their heads.

(space sound)

Aah here! How's

this for a start?

(music)

- Ohh ohh ohhh yes.

Ahhh haha. Ohhh lovely.

Ahah oh look. Oh hooo

Hooble doop haha

- Wow so many different

kinds of flower pots!

Weren't they amazing?

- Yes! And peeps

and tiddly peeps seem to wear

them in all kinds of places,

even in the water!

- Yeah that's right!

Didn't you just love the one

that was covered in feathers?

- Yeah. That would

suit you Groove.

(laughing)

- But the question remains, why?

(laughs)

wWy, why why do peeps wear

flower pots on their heads?

(laughing)

- I have no idea!

- Well we need an idea,

we need an idea and fast

and the best way to

have an idea is to have

- [All] a Hoobie think.

(hums)

♪ When you're stuck for

and answer or what to do. ♪

♪ Stop. Hmm think it through. ♪

♪ Take a deep breath in, ♪

♪ think it out, ♪

♪ work it through, don't

scream and shout! ♪

♪ Think it through,

don't go boohoo. ♪

♪ Think it through, ♪

♪ you'll feel brand new, ♪

♪ if you think it through, ♪

♪ if you think it through,

if you think it through ♪

♪ When you're stuck for

an answer or what to do, ♪

♪ Stop. Hmm think it through. ♪

♪ Take a deep breath in, ♪

♪ think it out, ♪

♪ Work it through, don't

scream and shout! ♪

♪ Think it through,

don't go boohoo. ♪

♪ Think it through, ♪

♪ you'll feel brand new, ♪

♪ if you think it through, ♪

♪ if you think it through,

if you think it through, ♪

♪ yeah. ♪

- Mmhmmmmmmmmm how does it feel?

- Hoobie groovy , I had an idea

- Ooooh

- I think peeps wear flower pots

to stop their hair

from flying away

and do you know why?

- [Both] Why?

One of those peeps we saw

when Hubba Hubba

searched the Hoobnet

wasn't wearing a flower pot

- [Both] AND?

- He didn't have any hair.

- Good work Groove.

We're ready for Hoob

News in record time.

- Well yeah you know its

just a good Hobbie think

- I know

- Anyone can do it ya know.

- Just a minute!

I've seen peeps with no

flower pots on their heads

but they still have hair.

- Ohhhh

- I think we should test

these flower pots out,

maybe if we got some, we could

work out what they're for!

(space music)

- Hubba hubba hubba hubba

- Hubba hubba, we need

Hoobloads of peep flower pots!

- Peep flower pots coming

right up, no problem.

(static sound)

- Oooh now, Hoobs I found this

tiddlypeep story on Hoobnet.

I think it might help you.

Why don't you take I look while

I send you the flower pots.

(space sounds)

- Mrs. Moany was the moaniest,

grumpiest, grumbliest person

in the whole town

and nobody liked her.

She never smiled or said hello

and she always wore

an old black hat

even on the hottest

day of the year!

(snoring)

- One morning Mrs.

Moany woke up.

- What a horrible sunny day.

Oh bother, where did

those silly glasses go?

(crash)

AHHHHH!

- Mrs. Moany trod on her

glasses and broke them.

- Now I'll have to

buy some new ones!

Oh bother bother bother.

- Without her glasses, Mrs.

Moany could hardly see anything.

She searched everywhere

looking for her old black hat.

She picked up the

tea cozy by mistake,

put it on her head and off

she went to the glasses shop.

(glass breaking)

- OOPS! Breaking a

flower pot on the way.

Some children in the

street laughed and said,

"We love your hat!"

- Mrs. Moany was very surprised.

Nobody ever said

hello to her ever.

(walking)

"What a great hat you're

wearing Mrs. Moany,"

said the postman smiling.

When Mrs. Moany tried

on her new glasses

she couldn't believe her eyes.

- OH NO! I've been

wearing a tea cozy!

- And then she stopped

and she thought.

(happy music)

- From that day, Mrs. Moany

wore a tea cozy on her head.

Everyone thought

she was great fun.

She had a new hat and soon she

had lots of new friends too.

(happy music)

- Hoobie bother and Hoobie blow.

- What Iver?

- We forgot that peeps

call flower pots hats.

- Of course I knew

that. Hats. Hats. Hats.

- So the question really is,

why do peeps wear

hats on their heads?

- Peep flower pots are boring

old brown tubby things,

Mrs. Moany in the story she

knocked one over, remember?

- Oh no!

I asked Hubba Hubba to send

us some peep flower pots!

I should have asked for hats!

(birds chirping)

That would be them!

- You see, according

to the story

peeps wear hats to make

other peeps smile at them.

- Yeah boring old

brown tubby things.

- [All] Ohhhh

- We can't test out

uses for hats with these

because they're not hats.

- Nevermind Tula, I'm sure they

will come in handy one day.

- I have to tell Hubba Hubba.

(upbeat music)

(space sound)

- Hubba hubba hubba hubba

- Thanks for the peep

flower pots Hubba Hubba

but they're not going

to be much help.

We forgot that

peeps call them hats

And we still don't really

know why they wear them.

- Hmmm

well I'm sure you could ask

someone about flower pots,

ahh, I mean hats Hoobs.

- But who?

♪ Who who who who ♪

♪ Whooooo ♪

♪ Whoooo ♪

- Well, tiddlypeeps

like wearing hats

so why don't you ask them.

- That is a Hooble-dooble-duper

idea Hubba Hubba.

- Come on, Groove,

Groove, Groove

we've got to find

some tiddleypeeps.

- Oh yes well um let me just.

(boing)

(music)

- Ow!

- Careful Iver!

- I'll be with you as soon

as I can get this off.

(music)

- Seat belt?

- Seat belt.

- [Both] We're off to

see the tiddlypeeps!

(music)

♪ We're off to see

the tiddley peeps, ♪

♪ on the road we go. ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddlypeeps, ♪

♪ they smile, they're

fun, they know. ♪

♪ The tiddlypeeps,

the tiddlypeeps, ♪

♪ if we need to know ♪

♪ who, what, where,

when, why and how ♪

♪ we'll ask them, off we go. ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddlypeeps, ♪

♪ on the road we go. ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddlypeeps, ♪

♪ they smile, they're

fun, they know! ♪

- Hello everyone.

- [Children] Its Tula!

- Would you like to

do a Hoobie hello?

- Yes!

- [All] Hoobledoo

Hoobledoo, whew whew whew

- Oh yes what are you doing

- [Boy] We're dressing up!

- Oh why have you got

flower pots on your heads,

ohh they're hats aren't they?

Ohh we put Hoobie

flowers in hats.

But whats that hat?

- [Girl] Its a cycling helmet.

- So when do you wear it?

- When I go cycling

on my bicycle

- Why?

- So when I fall off

I don't hurt my head.

- Ohhh are you getting all this,

are you getting it all?

And-and your hat. What's yours?

- My hats a chef hat.

- What's a chef?

- A chef cooks food.

(laughs)

- Why does he need a hat?

- So the food doesn't

get in his hair

and hair doesn't

get in his food.

- Hoobacious can I

borrow it for the news?

Thank you. And can I, can

I borrow this one as well?

- Yes

- Ohh Hooble-doodle-doo

- [Children] Hoobley-doodey-day

(music)

- Aren't they Hoobie-galoobie.

Now we can test them out!

- Wearing a hat to

keep you head safe

is a really clever idea.

- Now if you bumped your head

wearing that

cycling helmet Iver,

it wouldn't hurt. Try it.

- Uh well I-

- Try it!

- Bumped my head

before, I what no

(boink)

ah

(music)

I didn't feel a thing!

(groaning)

- Ugh, ugh, ughhh

(breathing heavy)

- Tiddlypeeps were right,

this chefs hat would

stop my twizzletop

from getting food in

it when I'm cooking!

- You know something,

hats are Hoobicious!

(music)

♪ I'm a chef and what I do ♪

♪ is cook up cakes

and pies and stews. ♪

♪ I think my floppy hat

is quite a winner. ♪

♪ My twizzletop is sure to

stay clean and what is more ♪

♪ is my hat stopped my fur

from falling in the dinner. ♪

♪ - When you take a ride about ♪

♪ on your bike don't go without

a helmet just like this, ♪

♪ its what's expected. ♪

♪ For if you should

take a fall ♪

♪ what's for sure, ♪

♪ your head won't hurt

because its being protected! ♪

♪ [All] Oh different peeps

wear different hats, ♪

♪ different Hoobs do too. ♪

♪ We like to plant them up

with our Hoobie buttercup. ♪

♪ We can see that they

are useful too and too. ♪

♪ Yes, we can see that they

are useful too and too ♪

♪ and different peeps

wear different hats ♪

♪ and different Hoobs do too. ♪

♪ Though we like to plant them

up with a Hoobie buttercup. ♪

♪ We can see that they

are useful too and too. ♪

♪ Yes we can see that they

are useful too and too. ♪

- So that it! We got the answer!

- Well done! Were all

ready for Hoob news!

- Roma

(echo)

- [Both] Its Roma

- Oh maybe Roma knows

something we don't know.

- Argh agh agh oh I give up

- Hooble doop Hoobs,

now as you can see

I'm surrounded by peeps

wearing flowerpots.

- They call them hats Roma.

- Oh see you later darling.

Right well peeps wear them

because it makes them feel good

and I must say I

feel fantabiHoobian

in this flowerpot.

- No no, its a hat Roma.

- Oh yes, yes I know.

Anyway peeps wear them

when its a special occasion

like today at this garden party

and if they want

everyone to notice them ,

they wear really big

flower pots like mine!

- They're not flower

pots Roma, they're hats!

- Oh sorry, I find it such

a hard word to remember.

Now the one problem with

wearing a really big flower pot

is that you can't see

where you're going!

This is Roma Hoob telling you

why peeps wear flower hats.

Oh ohh

(space music)

- If we had some really

Hoobley-groobely looking hats,

we could wear them

for Hoob news.

I like that idea.

- So do I haha sort of.

- I know, i'll make us

some just like Romas.

- You want me to wear

a hat like Romas?

(Groove laughing)

- I don't think

we've got time Tula.

- I must be able to find

something to use to make hats.

But what.

(music)

♪ What, ♪

♪ what ♪

♪ what what whaaat, ♪

♪ Whaat ♪

♪ what ♪

♪ what what what ♪

♪ what ♪

- Here's what, it's

my Hoobie bits box

full of things we can

use to decorate our hats.

Oh and look Iver

I can use these

feathers for yours.

- Thank you Tula, but I think

groove wanted a feathery one.

- Me?

- Now all we need are

some hat shaped things. Hm

- Have we nothing hat shaped?

Oh dear what a

shame nevermind haha

(coughs)

- Tula

- What is it Groove?

- Hmm

- Oh

- The peep flower pots!

They're hat shaped.

I'll go and get my Hoobie

tape measure straight away.

- Thank you Goove!

- Its all right Iver, anytime.

- Hubba hubba hubba hubba

- Hello hubba hubba!

Tulas making us some hats.

- Ooh I know Iver,

I wish I could have one.

Still,

I think you might

find some more reasons

why peeps wear them.

Oh what about talking to

some more tiddlypeeps?

- Oh good idea, that's

a good idea isn't it.

- Ohh

- Let me, let me measure

your head first Iver

- No not know I've got to go

- Uh uh

and start the engine

- Ugh come back!

(chime)

(music)

♪ We're off to see

the tiddlypeeps, ♪

♪ on the road we go, ♪

♪ we're off to see

the tiddlypeeps, ♪

♪ they smile they're

fun they know. ♪

♪ The tiddlypeeps,

the tiddlypeeps, if

we need to know, ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

when, why and how ♪

♪ and that's off we go, ♪

♪ we're off to see

the tiddlypeeps, ♪

♪ on the road we go. ♪

♪ We're off to see

the tiddlypeeps, ♪

♪ they smile they're

fun they know. ♪

(water drop sound)

- Hello

- Its Iver!

- It is, and what are

you two girls doing?

- Trying on hats.

- Wonderful, Hoobie now

this is a hat let's see.

What kind of hat is this?

- A swimming hat

- A swimming hat?

And what does it do?

- It keeps your hair dry

- Well I can see it

does its very tight.

- Yeah

- And it looks very very

smooth, yes its very good,

its very yellow as well.

Hello what kind of hat is this?

- Wooly hat.

- And what does that do?

- It keeps your head

warm when its cold.

- A wooly hat keeps your

head warm when its cold.

Thank you, thank you.

This is just the sort of thing

we need for Hoob news tonight.

Groove are you getting all

this.?Thank you thank you!

(water drop sounds)

Hooble doop

- Hooble doob Iver

- What a wonderful hat.

What sort of hat is that?

- A sun hat

- A sun hat and what does it do?

- It protects my

head from the sun.

- I see, so you must be

nice and cool in there.

- yeah

- Yes yes that's

good news that is.

Would you mind awfully if

I had a try of your hat?

- No I wouldn't.

- Oh please

th-th-th-th-th-th-thank you.

I see what you mean

its nice and cool.

Did you know a wholly

hat keeps your head warm?

- Yeah

- Oh you knew that?

But did you know that a

swimming hat keeps you head dry?

- Yeah

- Oh what on earth is

that hat over there?

Will you excuse me

I have to um dash.

(swoosh)

Wheee ahah Hooble doop!

- Hooble doop Iver!

- What is that?

- Its a thinking cap.

- A thinking cap. What's it for?

- It helps you think.

- Does it now?

I think

I would very much like to try

your thinking cap for myself.

May I?

- Yes you can

- That's very kind of you.

Pop it on my head. There we go.

Now I'm going to

have a Hoobie think

and see if it

makes a difference.

Ugh mhmmmmmmmmm

- Its a joke Iver!

(laughing)

- What a joke.

Thinking ca- ahaha yes

well actually it has

given me a thought.

I'm thinking I must get

back tot the Hoob mobile

and hobble-dooble-doo.

- [Children] Hooble dooble doo

(music)

- Mm yes

- Oh we have Hoobloads more

reasons why peeps wear hats:

to protect them from the

sun, to keep their hair dry

- Iver

- What is it Tula

- What do you think?

- Sorry

- What do you think of our hats?

- Oh yes, yes they

are great haha

- You uh haven't

tried yours on yet

- This is my hat?

- Yes Tula tried

to think of a hat

that would really suit you

- And you came up this?

- Mhmm

- Oh uh thanks Tula, thank you.

- You're meant to

put it on your head

- Ohh

(music)

- Go on

- I can't

- Go on

- Ugh I can't

♪ His hat, it has

three feathers. ♪

♪ Three feathers has his hat. ♪

♪ And if it had no feathers ♪

♪ it would not be his hat. ♪

♪ His hat is covered

in feathers, ♪

♪ there's one there's

two there's three. ♪

♪ Now will he wear

all those feathers. ♪

♪ Lets take a look and see. ♪

(sigh)

- Okay how do I look?

- Hobble-dooble-duper

- Hubba hubba hubba hubba

- A um

- Are you ready with

your news Hoobs?

Ready to give me what you

got for the hobblpedia

on why peeps wear hats?

- We're ready!

- Do you like the hats I made?

- Oh yes I do Tula,

especially Ivers!

(gasp)

off you go!

- Um Hooblediedoop to

all you Hoobs out there,

welcome to Hoob news.

The new show for

Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Iver

- I'm Tula

- And I'm Groove

- Today we've been

asking the question

- Why do peeps wear there hats?

- Well peeps wear

hats on their heads.

- Mrs. Moany wore a hat

to make other peeps smile.

- The tiddlypeeps told

us that different peeps

wear different hats depending

on what job they do.

The chefs hat stops food

getting in your twiddle top

- And a hard hat

stops you getting hurt

if you fall over or

bump into something.

- Then Roma told us

that peeps wear hats

on special occasions.

- Because wearing hats

makes them feel good

- and big hats make

other peeps notice you.

- Then we found some

more tiddlypeeps

who told us that peeps wear hats

to protect them from the sun,

- They also wear them to

keep their hair dry in water!

- And hats keep out the cold

and keep your ears warm!

- So that it.

There are Hooblaods of

reasons why peeps wear hats

and Hooblaods of different hats

but I definitely like mine best.

- So it's thanks once again

to Iver, Tula, Groove and Roma

for giving Hoobs everywhere

a little peep into

the world of peeps.

And remember wherever you are,

have a nice day and

Hooble-dooble doo

- [All] Hooble dooble doo

- Take your hat off Groove!

- Hm what oh

(grunting)

I can't

- You can!

- What?

(boink)

How did she manage that? Tula?

♪Hubba Hubbas in Hoobland, and

Roma's somewhere far away ♪

♪ [Hoobs] Ooh Ooh Ooh ♪

♪The Motorettes are singing, "We

keep the engines spinning!" ♪

♪"Hoob-Hoob-hooray!" ♪

♪The Hoobmobile is

coming your way! ♪

- Oh Here we come!

- Well, hey!

- Ahh!

♪The Hoobs are here

so what do you say? ♪

- [ All Hoobs] Hoobs!
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