03x05 - The Amazing Paddington / Pirates! / Paddington the Host

[bunniefuu]

♪ Left Peru and sailed
to England alone ♪

♪ There he met the Browns

♪ And they took him home

♪ Now a new life has begun

♪ He's Windsor Gardens'
favorite son ♪

♪ 'cause he always does
his best to help everyone ♪

♪ When a problem appears

♪ He never misses a b*at

♪ And always finds a way
to land on his feet ♪

♪ He has his very own
unique point of view ♪

♪ Looks at everything
as if it's brandnew ♪

♪ He is friendly and polite

♪ And he tries to
do things right ♪

♪ But he gets in sticky messes

♪ Just the same

♪ He's curious and
speaks his mind ♪

♪ But trouble's never
far behind ♪

♪ It's Paddington bear
he's one of a kind ♪

I'm Paddington bear!

Sleepy...

... you are getting sleepy...

... so very sleeeeepy...

No we're not, Paddington.

We've only just woken up.

I didn't mean you, Mr. Brown.
I meant me.

I'm trying to hypnotize myself

with this book
Mr. Gruber gave me.

"Hypnisis for Beginners".

Hmmm...
Mesmerising, I'm sure.

I wouldn't go hypnotizing
yourself, Paddington.

It could be dangerous.
Who'd bring you out of it?

Hmm... I hadn't
thought of that, ms. Brown.

You just need to find yourself
some suitable subjects.

[grumbling]: I didn't mean us.

Hush, henry!
You're interrupting
"The Amazing Paddington".

Ladies and gentlemen!

Prepare to be, uh...

Amazed!

Thank you. thank you.

[laughter]

What's going on?

It sounds like a party.

Why haven't Ibeen invited?

Can I have a volunteer
from the audience?

Thank you, madame.
But I want to go shopping

before the market
gets too crowded!

Then again, I suppose
I could spare a few minutes.

That's it. just relax.

You are getting sleepy...

Sleepy...

You are getting sleepy...

Mrs. bird?

Can you hear me? Hello?

Ah! The subject is now
in a deep hypnotic trance.

Mrs. bird, every time
you hear the sound of a horn,

you will act like the first
animal that pops into your mind.

[honking]
Ooh!

Goodness, look at the time!
I dozed off.

I must get on with the shopping.

Never mind, Paddington.

Mrs. Bird is a
very tough subject.

It takes a pretty weak mind
to be hypnotized.

Ribbit!

Perhaps the horn Mr. Gruber
gave me isn't working properly.

[honking]

[honking]

Uh?

What happened? I...

I must have blacked out.

That's what comes of running out
of breakfast cereal.

I must get some provisions
from the market.

Please keep an eye open
for my taxi, Paddington.

I don't want to be late
for my meeting.

Yes, Mr. Brown.

Still wasting time
with hypnosis, bear?

You must be a mind reader,
Mr. Curry... unless you've
been spying again.

Spying?! I've done
nothing of the sort.

Anyone with half a mind
knows hypnosis is hokum.

Tried it myself to prevent
snoring to no effect.

Mymind is a mystery.

That's what
Mrs. Bird always says.

[honking]

That'll be Mr. Brown's taxi.
I'd better get him.
[grunting]

Eee! Eee!

Aaa! Aaa! Aaa!

Ooo! Ooo!

Blimey! He doesn't need a cab,

he needs someone to take him
to the loony bin!

Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
[screeching tires]

[honking]
Ooo! Ooo...

Help!!!

What were you doing
on my roof, man?!

I... i... I have no idea.

I think perhaps
I've been... overworking.

I don't think it could be that.

Mrs. bird always says you've
never done a day's work in
your life, Mr. Curry.

I'll feel much better once
I've been to the grocer's
to get some breakfast.

I think Paddington had
better go with you...

Just in case.

How many times do I have
to tell you, bear?

There's nothing wrong with me!

"Support our furry friends.

Join the march
for animals today."

Do I look like the
sort of man who would make
a public spectacle of himself?

There's Mr. Gruber!

[honking]

[growling like a dog]

Woof! Woof!

Hello, Mr. Brown.
Where are you off to today?

Mr. Curry and I are going
to the cut price grocer.

Uh, Mr. Curry?

I'd better see
if I can find him.

[panic in the store]
Woof! Woof! Woof!

Come back, you miserable cur!

[growling aggressively]

Grrrr!

Grrrr!

[barking]

Get out of the way,
you crazy mutt!
[honking]

There you are, Mr. Curry!
I see you've already done
some shopping.

Uh? What are you
talking about, bear?

Are we going to the
cut price groceror not?

And to think this rabble
wanted meto join their protest!

Come on, bear!

Oh dear... I'm stuck!

Paddington!
What are you doing here?

Mr. Brown sent me
with Mr. Curry...

In case he has another
of his... funny turns.

Funny turns?

Come on, sunshine!

I'm never getting my deliveries
done at this rate!
[honking]

[honking]

Moo!

Oh!
Moo!

Move it!

[honking]

Very funny, sir, but you're
disturbing the other customers.

Unhand me!

There's been a mistake!

Acting like a cow...

This is t... terrible.

I'm sure you made a
very good cow, Mr. Curry.

Will you please all
get out of me way?!

[honking]

Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
Mercy me!

Paddington, your hypnosis act
must have worked better

than anyone imagined!

We'd better catch Mr. Curry!

[cackling like a rooster]

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

You'd better snap him out of it
before he lays an egg!

[honking]

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Whe... where am i?

Wh... what's going on?

I think I must have hypnotized
you by mistake, Mr. Curry.

What?!

It's your own fault for
being such a nosy parker.

Now calm down and
Paddington will unhypnotize you.

I haven't got to that part yet.

Bear!!!

[honking]

Meow!

Why don't you leave
Mr. Curry like this

for a little while?
He's much nicer than usual!

Whoa!!!

Whoa!!!

I must say, that was
quite a ride, Mr. Gruber.

You could say that, Mr. Brown.

Not my cup of tea though.

Tea? What a good idea!

And a cream donut
would go down well.

Mr. Gruber!

Ready for your backstage tour
of my amusement park?

Say, are you all right?

Oh yes! Why yes, I'm fine.

It's just the jet lag
catching up with me.

This is quite a park
you have here, Mr. daniels.

This is nothing!

Follow me, 'cause I have
a big surprise for you.

I wonder where
Mr. Brown has got to?

[laughter]

Excuse me.

You're not from darkest Peru,
are you?

Ah!

This must be Mr. Brown.

Glad to have you along!

But please, let's hurry
to pirate world.

This, my friends,

is the most technologically
advanced theme park ride
in the world.

May I welcome you to...

Pirate world!

You two are
the first to see this,

even before the preview we have
planned for the media today.

I don't think I've ever met
a real pirate before...

Good afternoon.
Mr. redbeard, I presume?

Avast, ye scurvy scum!
Watch yer tongue!

But...

No buts. en garde!

Hey!

Arr!
[mechanical noise]

It's lucky for you
Mrs. Bird isn't here.

She'd give you an en garde
with her umbrella!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

You've been swashbuckled,
Mr. Brown.

That's redbeard. he and
his crew are the world's

first fuzzy logic
computerized robot pirates.

A fuzzy logic pirate?

He doesn't look
very fuzzy to me.
Each pirate setting has

its own redbeard and pirate
robots, all linked by computer.

I'll show you some of
the other settings.

And here we are
back where we started.

This is where the whole thing
erupts into a fiery conclusion.

Oh, would you look at the time!

The reporters are waiting
for me to start the first
official boat ride.

You can head up to the command
centre right through here.

We'll see you after the ride.

I still can't believe
these pirates aren't alive,
Mr. Gruber...

They even feelreal.

Oh!

Avast ye circuit help...

Menu overboard...

Abandon operat...
Oh no, Mr. Brown!

You've shortcircuited redbeard!

I'd better get Mr. daniels.

Don't worry, Mr. Gruber.
I'll... think of something.

Avast, reporters! Due
to technical difficulties,

arr! The part of redbeard
will be played by...

Brownbeard!

Ha! Ha! If only Mrs. Bird
could see me now!

After six years of development
and construction,

you are about to experience

the most technologically
advanced ride in the
history of theme parks!

Excuse me, Mr. daniels, but...

Here we go!

Got the cameras running, willy?
Wow!

He what?

Ah, I'll be ruined!

Come on!
We have to do something.

Avast!
Ooh...

This village never expected
the likes of Brownbeard!

"Brownbeard"? Why, that's...

Mr. Brown!

This is great!

Wow!

Arr! Here come the navy
to grab our booty!

Shall we blast him, redbeard?

"Brownbeard",
if you don't mind, ye swabby!

Open fire!!!

Look at that!
I don't believe it!
Oh wow!

Those sh*ts aren't even close!

That got their
attention, mateys!

Fire at will!!!

You heard him, boys!

Come and get it
if you're real men!
Arr!

[screams]

Look at that!

He's f*ring at the reporters!

Oh, I beg your
pardon, Mr. daniels.

Uh, I mean...
I'm sorry I missed!

He knew his name!
Marvelous interactivity!

That sh*t was close!
This is fantastic!

[scary sound]

[the reporters]: Oh!

Oh!
Ah!
Oh!

Well, shiver me timbers, lads!

There be the boatloads of
bilge rats who set the fires!

We have to get in their boats!
Shall we swing in from the
mainsail mast, captn'?

Uh, why not? I mean...

Arr! You do that

whilst I engage in
dangerous swordplay!

Thank goodness! It looks
like the show is back on track.

Whoa!
Hey!

[exclamations]

Arr!

Oh my... look out!

Oh my! Did Mr. Brown do that?

Oh no! The expl*si*n's
part of the ride.

Then your ride is a success!

Arr! Blimey, mateys!

Swing from the yardarms!

The experience of a lifetime!

You've done it again,
Mr. daniels!

The pirate bear
was a great twist!

This one's really gonna put
your amusement park on the map!

I think I must have pushed
the wrong button by mistake.

Tuttut! No apologies.

Didn't you hear the reporters?

"Brownbeard" is a smash!

Say, how'd you like to work for
me in pirate worldfull time?

That's very kind
of you, Mr. daniels,

but I think I have
an even better idea.

Avast, ye lads!

[crash]

Ooh...

Why did I take this job?

What are you up to, bear?

I'll be spending the afternoon
in Mr. Brown's hammock.

Lying around in a hammock, eh?

It's very relaxing,
especially with

a glass of ice-cold
lemonade to sip.

You should try it sometime.

Hm! Don't mind if I do.

Ooh! Ooh, oooh! Ow!

My toe!

Oh, Mr. Curry!
Are you all right?

No, I am not all right!

I think you've broken my toe!

Let me help you up.

Stay away from me!

Perhaps you shouldn't
walk on it, Mr. Curry.

When Mr. Brown sprained his
ankle, the doctor told him
to rest in his bed for a week.

Um...

But Mr. Curry...
I didn't mean Mr. Brown's bed.

Don't you think your own bed
would be more comfortable?

I'm very happy where I am...

Except I shall need
some ice for my ankle.

Your ankle?
I thought it was your toe?

Uh, yes. well... uh, it's both.

Hello, Paddington...
Is that ice?

Yes, Mr. Brown.
Whatever is it for?

It's a rather long story,
mrs. Brown.

[yawning]

You'll have to tell it
to me later.

I'm going up to my bed
to lie down.

I wouldn't if I were you,
mrs. Brown.

Why ever not, dear?

You'll see.

Aaah!!!

There's somebody in our bed!

It's not a somebody,
mrs. Brown. it's Mr. Curry.

He's hurt his toe and his ankle,
so he's come to recuperate.

Is that Curry in our bed?

What's he doing there?

Recuperating.

Henry, do something!

I am nothaving
Mr. Curry in my bed!

Tell him it isn't... convenient.

Yes, dear.
You'll have
to be firm with him.

You know what he's like!

Absolutely. firm.

Mr. Curry...
Thank goodness someone's come!

I'm in such pain! My knee!

Knee?

It was your ankle just now!

It... spread.

I'm... sorry
to hear that, but...

[groaning pitifully]

Aah... aaah...

[whispering]: Mrs. Bird
said to be firm.

Ahem! Now Mr. Curry,
I've come to explain that

did that bear of yours tell you
this is all his fault?

How?
Things do have a way
of happening, but...

[tearfully]: But...
If you want me to go,

if it's too much trouble to look
after me after I've been damaged
by yourbear,

just say the word
and I'll go home...

Though I wonder what
the authorities would say

if they found out.

Is that the dressing gown

you gave me for our
anniversary, dear?

A good host is happy to share.

Isn't he, Mr. Brown?

Humph!

Bear, open that window.
It's stuffy in here.

Oh! Ooh...

Mrs. Brown, would you
fluff my pillow?

Uh?

And I need another blanket.
It's freezing in here.

Here you are, Mr. Curry.
Tomato soup, just like
you wanted.

Where's the bread?

You don't expect me to eat soup
without bread, do you?

Why, you...

Bread.
[slurping his soup.]

This soup is dreadful!

And there's hardly any of it.
I'd like another helping.

Why don't you get it
yourself, Mr. Curry?

I can't walk...

Thanks to that bear of yours,
my thigh is bruised.

Now listen to me, Mr. Curry.

You're taking advantage of
Paddington and the Browns.

I can leave...

If Mr. Brown wants to throw me
out on the street, in front
of all his neighbors!

I just hope no one
calls the police.

Now, Mrs. Bird, we don't want
Mr. Curry getting too excited.

After all, he's not well.
Oh!

We're going out
shopping, henry.

I can't stand it
another moment!

I hope you've got rid of Mr.
Curry by the time we get back.

Hear, hear!
Either that man goes or I do.

[Mr. Curry]: Bear! Bear!
Where's that snack?!

♪ Work work be a good host

♪ Help help give it your most

♪ If your guests should need
some care be real helpful
while they're there ♪

♪ Sometimes
it takes sacrifice ♪

♪ To wait on someone
who's not nice ♪

♪ Work work be a good host

♪ Help help give it your most

♪ Work work work work

♪ Help help help help

♪ Dim the light
turn down the bed ♪

♪ Fluff a pillow for their head
close the window ♪

♪ Shut the door a nice
warm blanket anything more ♪

♪ If it's a nap
they want to take ♪

♪ Keep it quiet so
they won't wake ♪
Shh!

♪ Work work

♪ Be a good host
help help give it your most ♪

♪ Work work be a good host
work ♪♪

[big sigh]

[Mr. Curry]: Are you people
trying to starve me?!

Tea! I need tea!!!

That's all right, Mr. Brown.
It's my turn.

Ah!

Didn't you bring me
anything to eat?

I'm afraid you've eaten
everything, Mr. Curry.

There's not a crumb
left in the whole house.

Are you sure?
Yes, Mr. Curry.

I'll be there's a sandwich
under your hat...

Oh! Aaah! Hoohoo! Ooh! Aaah!

Hoo!!!
Mr. Curry!

This is wonderful! You're cured!

I... nno. no, I'm not.

I'm worse than ever.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Oh!

More tea, Mr. Curry?

Uh?

But Mr. Curry...

Henry, we're home!

I'm sorry!

We shouldn't have left you
all alone with Mr. Curry.

We're back to do what we can.

Stay away from me, bear!

Yeow! Aaah!!!

Oh, my ankle! Oh, my knee!
Oh, my back!

Oh, my elbow! Oh, my foot!

Oh, my...