03x02 - The Bride of Bizarro: Part 2

[bunniefuu]

[grunting]

[screaming]

You say you make me

someone to love.

You trick Bizarro.

Now you die.

Oh, no, no,

one more chance, please.

No more chance.

[choking]

Superboy.

Glad to see me, Luthor?

It's a mixed blessing.

You're right.

Luthor trick me.

Me k*ll him.

No!

Lex, let's get out of here.

Are you crazy?

I gotta see this.

Look, if Bizarro wins,

you're gonna get k*lled.

If Superboy wins,

we're going back to jail.

Now let's go.

- Maybe they'll

k*ll each other.

Bizarro, listen.

I need your help.

Why you not let me

k*ll Luthor?

He want to k*ll you.

Because I'm not

a m*rder*r like he is.

And neither are you.

All me want to be

is happy.

It's not fair.

My plan was perfect,

flawless,

except for a little

That's easy enough

to fix,

but why did Bizarro Darla

fall for me instead of him?

I did.

I guess you're just

an irresistible kind of guy.

You are just so

Wait a minute.

That's it.

[laughs]

That's it!

What? What did I say?

All I have to do is create

is a Bizarro bride

out of someone

who loves Superboy.

Come on, babe,

we're back in business.

Genius.

The man's a genius.

Sun Tower Building.

You think you saw

We'll get right on it.

Just as soon as we check out

50 other places

Bizarro's supposed

to be.

[telephone rings]

Hello, Bureau.

Uh-huh.

He did what to you?

- [taps on glass]

- Kid, what do you

I was just collating some files.

Don't you ever pay

attention to me, Kent?

- Sir.

- Take the day off,

I said yesterday

and here you are.

To tell you the truth,

I was just a little

You and the whole city,

but there's nothing you

I'm beginning to think

you might be right.

Any word on

Luthor, sir?

Luthor? What's he got

to do with this?

He's got

the duplicator.

Luthor?

How would you know that?

I keep my ears open.

If Luthor's got that machine,

there's no telling what

A rather bizarre incident

early today has left district

and his family homeless.

Police say O'Dell accepted

of unusual white flowers,

started to leave for work

- burst into flames

- It's like a feeding

Eyewitnesses saw a white

delivery van in the area

I got what I could.

Look at this.

Now authorities say

this is not an isolated

In the past few hours,

there have been several

seemingly random incidents

of exploding white flowers.

- Bizarro duplicates.

- Looks that way.

Just like the birds.

Investigators ask

anyone with information

or any of these incidents

Good evening,

ladies and gentlemen.

Lex Luthor here.

So sorry for the interruption,

but I thought you might like

for all of these lovely

floral arrangements.

The bad news is these are

just the first of many

Observe if you please.

With this nifty

little device,

I can duplicate absolutely

anything,

flowers, birds,

why even a child's

baby doll.

It drinks. It wets. It cries.

It blinks its eyes. It

- [expl*si*n]

- Whoa!

is not at all

what it appears to be.

It's a combustible

simulation.

And here's the really

scary part.

Tonight at midnight,

I'm going to aim my

at a communications

satellite

right into the homes

of all you late night

TV viewers.

At last, a long lost

twin to call my very own,

for a while at least.

And then

[imitates expl*si*n]

[laughs]

But I'm a reasonable guy.

And I'm perfectly willing

to call this whole thing off

just as soon as Superboy

surrenders to me,

if he can find me.

[laughs]

So there you have it,

Superboy.

Your life in exchange

for all those hundreds

of thousands of lives

out there in TV land.

You decide.

[Luthor]

Better hurry, Superboy.

[imitates expl*si*n]

Lex, but you're talking

on

Ahh, but was it live

or was it Memor-Lex?

[laughs]

I'm not taking any chances.

Why would Luthor want Superboy

to find him?

He'll take him straight

to prison.

Not with all

that Kryptonite around.

Well, look,

we probably better get back.

They're gonna need all

the help they can get

Sure. What about Lana?

Maybe I should wait for her.

Don't wait too long.

Make yourself comfy, my dear.

We'll be ready

for you in a moment.

For what?

Once again,

you're the key to

Lex, if you think

you can blackmail Superboy

No, no, no.

This has nothing

This is all about

what makes the world

go 'round.

Get her ready.

You're a hard man to find,

Bizarro.

What do you want?

I need your help.

Kryptonite doesn't affect you.

Why I help you?

Why I help anyone?

Look, I know what

you're going through.

You not know.

Yes, I do.

Don't you think I have

wishing I were normal?

But I'm not.

We're not.

Why you saying we the same?

Because we are.

No one else can understand

what it's like when you

and you watch them cringe

because they're afraid

you'll crush it.

Me not stupid.

Me see difference.

That why people hate Bizarro?

That why Bizarro hate them?

No, we have a gift, both of us.

And we have to use it

to help them,

even if they don't

understand us.

All me want is love.

Don't you think I want it, too?

But the truth is

neither one of us

but we can't just

walk away.

Bizarro can.

Go, leave me alone.

Luthor!

Everything's ready.

Just a matter of

Bizarro, welcome.

Bizarro k*ll you now.

Whoa, wait, wait, wait.

You're gonna k*ll

the only man

who can make your dreams

come true?

You try to trick Bizarro again.

But if you k*ll me,

you'll never know.

You don't want

to take that chance.

Trust me.

It's seems something

or someone, I wonder who,

has moved the satellite.

Gosh, I never would

have expected that.

[laughs]

Don't you ever even think

about using a door?

It's midnight. I'm here.

So you are. Very prompt

and very brave,

considering you know I got

the Kryptonite.

Gee, I wish I

could admire that.

This time, however,

I'm opting for a certain irony

in having you meet your end

at the hands

of a friend.

Bizarro.

[wincing]

I know just how you feel.

I hate family reunions.

You tell me,

Luthor is bad man.

He is.

But he make Bizarro happy.

No expl*si*n

thanks to the miracle

of Bizarro Kryptonite.

- Superboy.

- Lana.

Where do you think

you're going?

Bizarro, no.

He's trying to trick you again.

No tricks.

This is payment in full.

One everlasting

mate made-to-order

Now it's time for you

to fulfill your half

Bizarro, don't do it.

I'm sorry,

but me make deal.

Bizarro, stop.

You're not a k*ller.

k*ll him.

Lana am right.

If you're a k*ller

like Luthor, me no love you.

What do I have to get

for this guy, Squeaky Fromme?

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait a minute.

Bizarro, baby,

what do you think

We had a deal!

Even if me can't keep her,

me want her to love Bizarro.

- Contingency plan.

- Right.

Go get 'em, guys.

They're smoking.

Didn't you treat him

with the Bizarro Kryptonite?

No, I thought you were

supposed to do that.

Bizarro am sorry.

Luthor confuse me.

I know.

Lex?

He didn't come out.

I can't say for sure.

Where's evil man?

Luthor do one good thing.

He make Bizarro happy

at last.

[music playing]