[exciting music]
- ♪ Oh here we go up the tubes ♪
♪ Fighting crime is what we do ♪
♪ A superhero and his sidekick with a plan ♪
- He has a plan!
- ♪ Who's the one behind the mask ♪
♪ Who can move superfast? ♪
♪ It's Kid Danger... ♪ - And look!
- ♪ It's Captain Man ♪
- ♪ So come along ♪ - Come along!
- ♪ It's the adventures of Kid Danger ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the song ♪ - This is the song!
- ♪ For the adventures of Kid Danger ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ I'm okay ♪
- Feels good.
[rousing music]
[squelch] [camera shutter snaps]
- Piper! My car's on fire!
Quick, call --- - I can't call anyone!
I'm busy taking shellfies.
- What are "shellfies?" - [sighs]
They're selfies with shellfish. [camera shutter snaps]
- Then I'll just let my car burn while I get some juice.
[whistles] - Piper!
Hey, Piper, I'm late for work.
Call Charlotte and tell her that I'll be--[screams]
[grunting]
Wow, I tumble-dressed. [gasps]
Whoa, where'd my underpants go?
[camera shutter snaps]
- [screams]
Henry!
- [soft laugh]Sorry.
Send me that pic?
- Hmm. Hey, kids.
Do you know where the juice is? 'Cause I'm really thirsty--
[screams] - Yahoo!
- Oh, my gosh! - Holy butt!
- Who is that guy?
- What? I don't know.
- [stylized grunt]
♪ Wahoo Punch Saving the day ♪
♪ Wahoo Punch Hoo ha and hey! ♪
♪ Just open your mouth and let me take your thirst away-ay ♪
- Uh, what now?
- [grunts]
- [wails]
- ♪ Wahoo's ♪ thirsty!
[dramatic music]
- [grunts]
- Here comes the punch! [inhales]
- Wait, your knee is hurting my--
- [vomits]
- [gargling]
- Thirst quenched!
♪ Wahoo! ♪
[rousing dramatic music]
[bells jingle] [flame whooshes]
- Hey, guys. Hey, guys, guys, guess what.
- You were att*cked by the Wahoo Punch Bro?
- No--yeah.
He spewed punch all over my head.
Look, it's still coming out my ear.
- [gurgling]
Mmm! Yep, that's Wahoo Punch.
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-wait.
How'd you guys know about the Wahoo Punch Bro?
- 'Cause we're watching a news report about him right now.
- I'll turn up the volume.
- And in case you just turned up the volume,
I repeat, your walls are in danger.
- That's right, Trent.
- Yes, it seems that
the former mascot for Wahoo Punch
known as the Wahoo Punch Bro... - [soft muttering]
- Has-- Mary, what's the problem?
- Uh, my skirt is caught in my swivel chair.
- [sighs] As I was saying.
The Wahoo Punch Bro has gone berserk.
- It's true. The Wahoo Punch Bro
quenched my thirst without permission.
- In fact, just moments ago... - That's right, Trent.
- Vice Mayor Willard was dedicating
the Great Wall of Swellview when tragedy struck.
- I dedicate this great, pointless wall
which will-- [coughs]
I'm sorry, does anyone have something I could drink?
I'm a bit thirsty and--
- [screams] Wahoo!
- This is really bad! - Oh, sheesh!
- Here comes the punch! [inhales]
[crowd screams]
- That freakish Punch Bro is terrorizing the whole city.
- Yes, but why?
- Uh, here's why.
During the last commercial sh**t for Wahoo Punch,
the Wahoo Punch Bro went crazy. Take a look.
- My goodness, this tea party is so fun!
- Yeah, but I'm thirsty.
[crash] - Wahoo!
- It's the Wahoo Punch Bro.
- ♪ Wahoo Punch saving the day ♪
♪ Wahoo Punch Hoo ha and hey ♪
♪ Just open your mouth ♪
♪ And let me--let me-- ♪ Huh?
Okay, cut!
Hey! Hey, you!
You're in my sh*t! - Oh.
I was just checking this light.
- Oh, well was the light deep inside your nose?
'Cause that's where your finger was!
- Okay, Bro, let's all just calm down.
- You shut your mouth, Bruce!
[grunts] [people scream]
Here comes the punch!
[inhales] [vomits]
[beep]
- Then he got fired
and posted this on YooHoo Tube.
- [grunts] You can fire me, but this ain't over.
I've just got one question for the people of Swellview.
Who's thirsty? [grunts]
- And that's the word
we all have to be very careful not to say.
- What word? Thirsty?
[all gasp] - [shudders]
- [sighs] I guess we got lucky.
- Yeah, but from now on,
we all have to be extremely careful
that we-- [all scream]
- Yahoo!
[all scream] - Oh, no!
It's happening again!
- Whoo! ♪ Wahoo Punch ♪
♪ Wrecking your day ♪
♪ Wahoo Punch ♪ [all shudder]
♪ You're all gonna pay ♪
♪ Have a taste of my fist ♪
♪ And how about my foot in your fa-ace ♪
- Hey, everybody! Look what I invented.
- You!
Are you thirsty?
- Yeah, I would love a beverage.
[all shuddering] - No-no-no-no.
- Whoo! - [yelps]
- Here comes the punch!
- Wait-- - [vomits]
- [wailing]
- Thirst quenched.
♪ Wahoo ♪
Hey, ladies!
- [coughing]
Who was that guy?
- Ray, we gotta stop that Punch Bro.
- Yeah, we do.
- Ooh, ooh. You can use my new invention.
I call it my Super Sniffer.
- Your--your "Super Sniffer?"
- Yeah. See, I just strap this fake nose to your face.
- Mm-hmm? - Now push the tip of the nose.
[beeping]
Okay, somewhere in this room,
there is hard-boiled egg.
Now, Henry, try to sniff out
where I hided the egg.
- [soft chuckle] Kay.
[sniffing]
[sniffing]
[beeping continues]
[rapid beeping]
[nose warbling]
- Uh, why is Henry sniffing the back of Schwoz's pants?
- Because my invention works!
[grunts] See?
The hard-boiled egg was in my butt pocket.
- Cool! - That's amazing!
- Oh, wow! - Nice pocket!
- All right, now we have to find
this Wahoo Punch jerk
and shut him down!
- Yep, let's chew, then blow
then follow my no...se.
- Really reaching for that rhyme, Kid.
[dramatic music]
[bubbles blowing]
[pop]
[electrical warbling]
Good. Now, sniff out the Wahoo Punch Bro.
- Okay.
[beeping] I'm doing it.
I am sniffing. - Bye, everyone.
- [sniffing] [horn blares]
[tires screech][crash]
- Hurry, Kid!
Which way did the Wahoo Punch Bro go?
- Uh, my nose says--ooh.
[warbling] Um...
The smell is coming from... that guy.
- Maybe he's the Wahoo Punch Bro in disguise.
- Let's get him.
- [yelps]
[grunts]
[groans]
- Aww, he's just an ordinary man,
with a bottle of Wahoo Punch in his purse.
- Dang it! Well, come on.
We've got to find the Wahoo Punch Bro
before he hurts innocent people,
like this extremely ordinary man.
- Yeah.
- [sobs] I am extremely ordinary.
- [grunts]
[dramatic music]
Hmm?
Come on, sack!
[grunting]
[laughs]
Hmm, hmm.
[cackles]
[grunts]
♪ ♪
[tires screech]
- And we are live.
- [groans] My skirt's still stuck in my chair.
- Not now, Mary.
We're live on the scene where the Wahoo Punch Bro
has climbed to the top of the Swellview water tower,
probably to do something evil.
So let's interview him right now.
Hey, the Wahoo Punch Bro.
What you doing?
- I'm putting lots and lots of Wahoo Punch powder
in this water tower,
turning all the water into Wahoo Punch.
And then I'm gonna knock it over.
And I'm gonna flood Swellview
with thick, sticky red punch,
thereby quenching everybody's thirst
without their permission, Trent!
- Ah, okay, thanks!
Well, the stakes are certainly clear.
And as you'll remember, last year during a commercial sh**t,
the Wahoo Punch Bro-- ah, look.
It's Captain Man and Kid Danger.
[beeping] - Up there.
- The Wahoo Punch Bro, get down from there.
- No!
- Well, there's nothing more we can do.
- What? But--but--
[helicopter whirring] Look, it's the Man Copter!
[rousing music]
- Hi!
- You're right. Hang on.
Schwoz, Charlotte, you're not supposed to
fly the Man Copter without permission.
- Oh, shut up. - Give me that.
Guys, quick, drop the cable claw,
then grab the Wahoo Punch Bro off the water tower.
- Will I get paid extra? - Schwoz!
- Oh, I'll just do it.
[grunts]
Releasing the cable claw!
♪ ♪
- [yelps]
[clank]
[wailing]
[grunting]
- Ha! Your stupid glass jughead's in a claw.
- Now you can't puke punch into our mouths.
- So what do we do with him?
- Ooh, I know.
Fly the Wahoo Punch Bro to France.
- Why France?
- Because then he'll be France's problem.
- Well then, we're off to France.
- Arrivederci! - Fromage!
- [grunting]
[pained wailing]
- Hey, Kid Danger and Captain Man,
need a ride back to town?
- We certainly do.
♪ ♪
- Thanks.
- Could one of you help me with my skirt?
- No, thank you.
- Hey, hey, before we go,
can you back up so I can take a cool selfie
with that water tower we saved? - Sure.
Back the truck up!
[truck beeping]
[crash]
- Uh-oh. What did we hit?
- The water tower.
[metal creaking] - Oh, no!
It's gonna tip over and flood Swellview.
[dramatic music]
- Or...
it's gonna tip the other way
and flood Neighborville.
- Somebody do something.
- Uh, hey, we can use Mary's skirt.
- Oh, yeah. Here, I'll rip it off me.
[grunts] [cloth rips]
I'm free!
- Now, come on, you guys.
Help me create a skirt breeze.
[all grunting]
- Flap it faster!
[all grunting]
- Okay, there we go, flap it.
[all grunting]
♪ ♪
- Aw, yeah, we did it!
- I always do.
- Wow, you guys saved Swellview. Yeah.
- All right, let's all get massages.
- Yay! - Right, it's a good idea.
- You read my mind. - I know just the place...
- I was just thinking that... - Best idea ever...
[whooshing]
[people screaming]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[ding]
♪ ♪
[ding]
- Hmm. Why is it dark in here?
[ominous music]
[kazoo blows] - Surprise!
- [screams]
- [grunts] [grumbles]
- Aww! My new fish!
- Happy Maniversary!
- M--Maniversary
- This is the exact date when
Ray first hired you to be his sidekick.
- Two years ago.
- That's right. Hey! Let's all flash back.
Come on, everybody, stroke your chins and look up a little.
Schwoz, play your harpette. - Okay.
[harp glissando]
all: Hmm.
- I, Henry Hart...
- Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man.
- Pledge to be-- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold up, hold up, hold up. all: Hmm.
- I don't think I was that short.
- Ugh, okay, do you want to argue about flashback continuity
or... do you want to see what we got you?
- Ooh--ooh! What you got me.
I want to see what you got me.
- All right.
♪ ♪
- Oh, wow, a new sports car!
[grunts] [cake splats]
[groans] Oh, oh...
What--what is this?
Why is my car all soft and squishy?
- 'Cause it's a cake. - Shaped like a car.
- Aw, now I got cake all over my only outfit.
- Why did you jump into your cake?
- 'Cause I thought it was my present.
- No, this is your present.
[crash] Ta-da!
- Huh? Oh.
Wow. Look at that.
- Do you love it? - Well.
I mean, it's, uh, it's a scooter.
[soft chuckle] It's a scooter for little kids.
And it's pink.
- Yeah, you've been talking about
wanting one of those for a long time.
- No, no!
I told you I wanted one of these.
A Davey Harlenson CrotchMaster .
- Well, yeah, but this is better.
This is a PlayTek .
- But--but it's pink.
- Ooh, that's the same color as my lip gloss.
- See?
- Oh, why don't you just give it a try?
- [grunts]
- Hey, you should take it for a ride.
- Ooh, that just opened that 's diner on Road Street.
I'll meet you there. - I call backsies!
- Yeah, hands higher, dude. - Oh, sorry.
[engine revving]
[horn beeps]
Whoa, slow down!
[chuckles] - [sighs]
- How are you gonna get to the 's diner?
- By speed-walking.
Pants off!
[grunting]
- [chuckles] - [sighs]
[engine puttering]
- Come on, Henry. Give it some more gas.
- This kiddie scooter won't go any faster.
- [grunting]
Hey, hey.
Who are those cool dudes
riding a PlayTek ?
See you guys at the diner.
- [sighs] [horn beeps]
[indistinct chatter]
- Hey, wow! Look at the pretty scooter.
- Ooh! [children laughing]
[laughing and squealing]
- Hey-hey-hey-hey, don't touch my scooter, all right?
Walk away. Walk away. Stop touching it. Run along.
Okay, nothing to see here.
- Hey, kids, kids!
Leave that poor girl on her scooter alone.
- I'm a boy! - Me too!
[children laughing]
- [chewing] Mm, you see that?
Those girls think your scooter's hot.
- Yeah, 'cause they're seven!
- Look, the important thing is
I bought you a super-awesome scooter, and,
uh, I think it's gonna make you pretty popular around town.
[motorcycle engine revving]
[rollicking music]
♪ ♪
- Blehh! I'm Mitch.
- Oh, no, it's Mitch Bilsky.
- Give me that. - Hey!
- [slurps]
Touchdown!
Well, look who it is.
Henry Hart.
- Heh. Hey, Mitch.
- Ooh, what's that behind you, huh?
Is that your little sister's pink bicycle?
[laughs]
- Uh, [stammers] yes.
This is my little sister's pink bike.
Please believe that.
- No, it's not. - Shut up.
- This happens to be
Henry's very own scooter. - [groans]
- [soft laugh] See the license plate?
♪ ♪
- [guffawing]
[laughing] Oh, I can't stop laughing.
Oh, it's so funny to me... [laughing]
- Quit laughing! It's a cool scooter.
You stop laughing right-- [yelps]
[grunts] - [laughing]
Your dumb dad was trying to defend you,
and then he fell down! [laughing]
- His dad? Okay, first off.
I happen to be .
- Dude, you've been for, like, three years now.
- Whatever!
Better just get out of here, dude,
before I give you a filet of fist.
- Oh--oh, that's it.
You just wait right there,Mitch.
- Where you going? - To the little boys' room.
- What are you gonna do in there?
Tinkle? - Maybe!
[bubble blows] - Ha!
Now you don't have your old daddy here to protect you.
- He's not my daddy, okay?
He's my--he's my adult male friend.
- Yeah? Well, I ain't scared of him or--
- Well, hello there, local teens.
It's me, Captain Man.
- Oh, hi, Captain Man.
- Look, it's Captain Man! - Aw, jeez.
- I have no idea what's going on here,
or what you might have been talking about,
but--wow-- is this a PlayTek ?
- Uhh, yeah, sure is.
- Ahh, and who's the lucky young man who gets to ride this baby?
- Me. - And me!
I ride on the back.
- Um, hey, Captain Man,
take a look at my cool bike over there.
- Sure, I'd be happy to walk over
and took a look at your b-- oh!
[groans] Oh, what's that?
A Davey Harlenson?
[balks] Is that your mom's?
'Cause I gotta tell you, this PlayTek
would blow the wheels off your Davey.
- Uh, actually, dude, I don't think that that--
- [laughs] No way, man.
This bad boy'll leave your little
pink princess bike in the dust.
- Oh, yeah?
You want to bet?
[crowd gasps] - Please don't bet.
- The bet is...
- Oh, he's betting.
- You guys meet at the Swellview Ditch
tomorrow at :.
- Ohh. - :.
- :. - Wow.
- Uhh, [uneasy chuckle] to--tomorrow.
Um, yeah, I'm, uh, I'm making a pot roast.
And, uh, can't leave the pot, so.
- You two will race to see which bike is faster.
- His bike is faster. - Stop it.
The winner wins the loser's bike.
[all gasp]
- Ha! Let's do it.
See you tomorrow at the race, Hart.
[grunts] [blow lands]
[engine revving]
[rollicking music]
Ooh, eat my mud!
[horn beeps] - I mean, look at it.
There's no way this dumb, little pink scooter
can b*at a Davey Harlenson.
- Yeah, no way. - Not a chance.
- Come on, guys. This is a PlayTek .
We just need to, you know, fix it up.
Turn it into a Super PlayTek , right, Schwoz?
- Yeah. Why, this scooter could be
charismatic... [music hits]
Laundramatic... [music hits]
Animatic! [music hits]
Why, it could be...
- A Pink Rocket!
[rollicking upbeat music]
♪ ♪
♪ We'll get a really big motor ♪
♪ To make the scooter go real fast ♪
- ♪ Pink Rocket Yeah, Pink Rocket ♪
- ♪ Some purple rubber tires ♪
♪ And a rearview mirror made of glass ♪
- ♪ I like spaghetti I really like spaghetti ♪
- ♪ With some money in the bank ♪
♪ We'll put jet fuel in the t*nk ♪
♪ You know that ain't no joke ♪
♪ We can eat an artichoke Pink Rocket ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah Pink Rocket ♪
♪ You're speeding down ♪
♪ The Swellview Ditch ♪
all: ♪ Pink Rocket yeah Pink Rocket ♪
- ♪ Yeah Pink Rocket you're gonna b*at that stupid Mitch ♪
all: ♪ Pink Rocket yeah Pink Rocket ♪
- ♪ Well so what do you think? ♪
- ♪ Well let's just leave it pink ♪
- ♪ Pink Rocket ♪
♪ ♪
all: ♪ Rocket rocket ♪
♪ Yeah Pink Rocket ♪
♪ Pink Rocket ♪
[sparklers hissing]
- [straining] How long do we have to hold this pose?
- [straining] Until the transition.
♪ ♪
- Okay, guys!
The big race is about to begin!
[cheering]
- All right, Henry and Mitch.
To win this big race,
you have to go all the way to the end of the ditch and back.
First one whose front tire cross that finish line
wins the loser's bike.
Schwoz? - Aye.
- Now, Schwoz will begin the race
by lowering his bra. - [giggles]
- Okay, Henry, you can do this!
- Mm, my scooter's pink.
- Ready? One!
[engines revving]
Two! - Wait!
I think there's a problem with my--
- Three!
[tires squeal]
[indistinct shouting]
- Come on, Pink Rocket.
What's wrong-- [screams]
[wailing]
[grunts]
- Is he okay?
[engine revving] - [chuckles]
- Oh, no!
- Henry!
Grab your front wheel and run back!
- Uhh, got it.
Got it. [panting]
Ooh, the rearview mirror.
- Henry, run, now!
[rollicking upbeat music]
[panting]
[tires screech] - [chuckles]
See you at the finish line, Hart.
Yah!
- [grunts]
[yelping]
[crowd cheering]
- Look! I think it's gonna work.
- No, 'cause Mitch's tire is still gonna
cross the finish line before Henry's.
- Wow, this hurts so bad!
- Pothole! - You're a pothole!
[tires screech]
[clank] - [wailing]
[grunts]
Huh? Hey!
- Henry wins!
[crowd cheering]
- Sorry, Mitch.
[grunts] - [wails]
- Rags! Please donate your used rags!
- Henry, you won Mitch's bike.
Get on! - Okay.
Come on, guys. We can all fit.
[engine revving] - Okay!
[all cheering]
[upbeat music]
[engines whoosh]
[cheers and applause]
- What the...
Nobody told me it could fly!
♪ ♪
- [wails] [all laughing]
- [laughing] He's so hurt!
01x08 - The Wahoo Punch Bro/Pink Rocket
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Series is based on Henry Danger and details the animated adventures of Kid Danger and Captain Man as they fight various villains and threats to Swellview.
Series is based on Henry Danger and details the animated adventures of Kid Danger and Captain Man as they fight various villains and threats to Swellview.