01x06 - Moustachesquatch / The Endless Summer

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized super zeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superhzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


Eric poison ivy cream. Check.


Poison oak cream. Check.


Poison cream cream. Check.


I do not understand why you are being


So full of the happiness.


I'm off to sidekick camp today!


It's the first time I've ever been to camp.


And if movies, tv shows,


And old songs have taught me anything,


It's that camp is the most amazing place ever!


Should I bring mini marshmallows,


Or a giant one that doubles as a pillow?


I do not believe you are understanding


What sidekick wilderness camp is all about!


What's to understand?


Aaaaaah!


Eric I thought we were gonna go on a bus or something,


But this is way cooler!


(Trevor vomits)


What's with trevor? Motion sickness?


No! I love flying,


I just hate camp!


Please! Don't make me go!


What?! Camp is awesome!


Campfires, water skiing,


Poison ivy!


Yeah, this camp doesn't have any of that stuff.


Well, except the poison ivy part.


(Button beeps)


Welcome to sidekick survival camp!


(Whimpering)


Maxum man ah, camp...


The isolation,


The hard labor,


The completely unnecessary danger!


Sidekick survival camp has all that,


And more!


Like nature walks...


Aah! Aah! Aah!


Maxum man great food!


(Squirrel giggles)


(Sighs)


Maxum man even campfire games!


Waah!


(expl*si*n)


They'll say they want to go home...


I wanna go home!


Or to the hospital...


I wanna go to the hospital!


(Struggling)


Aaaaaah!


Aaaaaah!


(Siren wails)


(Laughs) aaah!


But when it's all over, they'll never want to leave!


Right, golly gee kid?


Boy oh, yeah...


We'll see you at sidekick survival camp!


Bring a friend!


(Pained moans)


And some crutches.


Lots of crutches!


See? Campfire games?


This is gonna be so cool!


(Mechanical whir)


All aaaaaaaaaah!


All oof! Eric ahhh...


Hey sidekicks, I'm nate errman,


Your camp counselor.


See? It was a bit of an unconventional start,


But this is what I'm talking about!


A real camp counselor!


Love the enthusiasm!


So like, let's get you started


On your journey of discovery!


(Land with a thud)


These are your "supers".


Just get them to the summit of mount easyclimb "alive",


And you're "totally done", man!


Sounds great!


Better get going,


Here's a little something to move you along!



Bzzzzzzzz!


(Bees buz)


Giant, mutated bees?


Ha ha! Now that's woodsy!


All aaaahhhhh!


(Effort grunts)


Eric now this is a real camp experience!


Trevor, vana, and kitty sssshhhh!


I know you're super excited,


But please whisper.


They can hear you.


They?


The laser bunnies!


(Laser bunnies eyes hum)


All yaaaaaaaaah! (Lasers fire)


Eric a campfire!


It's just like I dreamed!


(expl*si*n)


Except bigger, and more explodey.


But still awesome!


Vana if we make it through the acid stream,


We should hit the cave of sidekick tears


By late day.


Eric studying! At a camp fire?


That's not very camp-y.


We need a scary story!


I know one!


Let me regale you with the legend...


Of moustachesquatch!


(Gasps)


It was a camp just like this very camp!


Was it this camp?


Yes it was.


It lived atop a mountain...


Just like this one!


Was it this one?


Sounds familiar!


On a night very similar to this very night!


Following a day very similar


To the day we had today.


Ugh! The legend says,


A superhero's mustache turned evil,


So it was banished to the mountain top,


Where it roams the night, turning others


Into moustachesquatches,


The end!


Way to k*ll a great story, dude.


Ha! Uh, a moustache beast,


That lives right where we're headed?


Great story.


And man, I am so not scared.


(Loud expl*si*n) all aaahhhh!


(Wolf howls)


Oh! (Grunts)


(Branches snaps)


Trevor?


You can't scare me!


I recognize your smell anywhere.


(Rustling)


It's just the wind.


(Low growling)


(Roars)


Aahhhh!


(Birds chirping)


(Sighs sleepily)


Ahhh.


Just a few scratches, some bruises,


And this odd moustache shaped bite on my leg.


It must have been a dream!


(Gasps) the sign of the mark


Of the curse of the moustachesquatch!


I thought it was just a story!


Grab your supers! He's found us!


Eric who?


The dartgun wielding moose!


Run!


(Darts whoosh)


Now that you have the moustachesquatch mark,


You'll start to change.


Eric change? Like how?


Trevor (gasps) man, that's cool!


Uh-oh.


Eric maybe this curse isn't so bad!


People will think I'm a grown-up.


I can stay up late,


Get on bigger rides at the amusement park.


Store food for winter...


(Chomps)


Plus, it's super handsome! (Giggles)


Get real!


How about grooming that messy thing?


Let me! With maxum brand moustache wax!


Hah! Cool!


Or how about...


Trevor no dude, I got this.


Right on!


Your turn!


Like I would touch that!


Ewww!


Yup, I could get used to living like this.



I can't live like this anymore!


I came to camp to have fun,


Not turn into a giant mustache!


Plus, I think it's moving.


Everyone knows that eventually,


The moustache takes over,


And you become one of them!


I'll still comb you.


Why didn't any of those happy camp movies


Ever mention turning into a moustache creature!


(Coughs)


Okay, that's gross!


Better get used to it.


The curse is made permanent during a full moon!


Is there any way for him to get back


To being his normal, cute, non hairy self?


There's only one way.


He has to eliminate the moustachesquatch


That bit him!


(Laughs evilly)


(Chuckles)


Eric then why are we sitting here talking?


We have a monster to conquer!


Why are we still carrying these things?


We still have to get these things


Up that mountain!


Monster or no monster,


I am not going to lose this challenge!


Great, here! Take mine!


Kitty ooh! Mine too! Eric there 'ya go.


(Struggling) unh! Uh!


We're close.


My mustache sense is tingling.


Giant moustache shaped footprints!


Follow me!


(Hooting)


(Panting)


(Nervous whimper)


Trevor aah! Oof!


Oof! Owwww!


Trevor oof!


Ssshhh!


(Bird chirps)


Ah! It's just a common moustache-footed woodpecker!


All ahhh...


(Woodpecker squeaks, moustachesquatch roars)


Aaaaaaaah!


(Screams)


Eric get him!


Oof!


♪♪♪


Hunnnh! Unh!


Waa! Waa-hoo!


Moustachesquatch (screams in fright)


Eric gotcha!


Aaaaaaaah!


Oof! Oof! Ugh! Unh!


Is everybody okay?


I'm good. My dummy broke my fall.


Vana yeah, dummy.


What happened to the other dummies?


(Falling whoosh)


Trevor oof! Unh! Ow!


Found 'em!


Uh, oh! Oh no!


Where's eric?


Not so fast, hairy!


(Whistles)


Looks like it's just you and me, now!


Waaaaaaah!


(Roars)


Hah!


Unh!


(Fighting grunts)


Eric yaaaaah!


Yah! Yah! Whoo!


Yaaah! Waah haaa!


Okay...


Personal grooming is so not one of my things,


But you leave me no choice!


Heh! That oughta slow you down!


(Roars)


(Growls) aah!


Okay, maybe not!


Aha! That'll stop you!


(Moustachesquatch roars)


Okay, okay!


How 'bout...


(Confused roar)


Have a nice ride!


Moustachesquatch aaaaaah!


Oof! Aah! (Lands with a thud)


Huh?


(Laser bunnies beep)


Oh-oh!


(Lasers blast)


Kitty eric!


I did it!


You're so brave!


But you're still all moustachey.



(Wolf howls)


(Gasps)


Unh! Wait! Whoaaa! Whooa! Whoaa!


Waaaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaaah! Aaah!


(expl*si*n)


Ah! Ah!


I'm hair-free!


Yessss! The legend was true!


I'm myself again!


(Spits)


It's always about you.


Did you even notice we're at the summit?


Eric wait! You mean, we took out the monster,


And finished the sidekick challenge?


Yaaaaay, eric!


Woo-hoo!


Nate hey, great job on the challenge, guys.


You all pass!


All yaaaay!


(Roars)


Aaaah!


Kitty woo-hoo!


Eric you know, camp wasn't anything like I thought,


But I still had a good time.


Me too.


Kitty, where did you get that sweater?


Ewww!


Ew, it's hair!


Eric's hair!


It looked so sad, laying on the ground.


And it's warm!


Vana oh! Ew!


Ew, gross.


Oh! Ewww!


♪♪♪


Students and pomplemouse three... Two...one...


(Bell rings) summer!


Yeah!


Sweet fraulein of summer,


Embrace me with your all inclusive


Resort vacation goodies!


Yeee-haaw!


All right!


Oh!


I got one awesome word for you, eric.


Ah!


Road ta-awesome-rip.


Road trip, dude!


It's the troublemeyer summer tradition!


A real family road trip?


I'd love one of those!


Must be way better than the ones the orphanage had.


Kids wheee!


(Sucking sound)


Ahh, good times.


Dude, you should come with us!


No teeth brushing,


No shower taking,


And nothing but fast food in a bag!


That's your every day.


And I am in!


(Car rumbles)


Mr. Troublemeyer ah...


It's just you, me, and the open road.


You excited, trevor my boy?


Can't talk, frying level seven zombies.


Eric I think the road trip is awesome!


Mr. Troublemeyer (laughs) that's the spirit, eric!


Wait, who?!


(Car tires screech)


Whoa!


Oof!


Um trevor, when did eric get here?


Oh, right.


Dad, can eric come on our road trip with us?


Thanks, bye.


(Laughs) well, sure.


The more the merrier!


Ooh! Ooh! Can I be navigator?


Oh no, you're our guest!


Oh, you just sit back and relax.


Why don't the two of you start on uh...


This year's scrapbook?


Fine!


Trevor welding t*nk, check.


Rivet g*n, check.


Duct tape, check.


Unlicensed experimental particle accelerator, check!


What kind of scrap booking can you do with this thing?


Aaah!


(Laser blasts, glass shatters)


Whoa, nice sh**t'!


I'll scrap book those holes closed later.


(Tires screech)


Mr. Troublemeyer first stop! Be right back!


Uh... Aren't we going with him?


Eh. We've got all we need right here!


We're gonna go outside sometime, right?


To a water park, or a paint ball field?


Or a water paint park?



Or... (expl*si*n)


Mr. Troublemeyer whoo! Well, that was fun, wasn't it?


(Chuckles)


What are you gonna do with-


(Engine revs) trevor and eric aaaah!


I spy with my little eye,


Something that starts with... An r!


Dad, this game is so lame!


Is it a rooster?


A rutabaga?


A roostabaga?


(Crows)


Nope! It's a reinforced steel beam!


Which means it's time to start assembling


"Project road trip!"


Whatever.


This is the best part of the whole vacation!


(Mechanical whirring)


All right!


Finally, we get to make or do something!


What is it? Also, ow!


Oh, it's awesome.


Every year I get to build


The troublemeyer family road trip thingy.


Sounds cool!


Ow!


Uh, what thingy?


What are you, a detective?


Road trips aren't about remembering


Every little detail, you know!


(Mariachi music)


Hope you haven't filled up on fun!


Order whatever you want.


I'll be right back!


Welcome to burrito frog,


May I take your toader? Ribbit.


Gimme three... Frogeeto supremes,


With some jumpy fries,


And a couple orders of cinnamon twisty slimes.


Um, burrito frog doesn't really...


You know... Use real frogs, right?


(Bags croaking)


Ugh!


Trevor (laughs)


Scrapbookin'!


(Forklift whirs)


Trevor (laughing)


Hey there, buckeroos!


Here are a few more thingy supplies!


(Engine revs)


(Rv tires screech)


Mr. Troublemeyer is it...


A hot dog?


Yes! Got it in only two questions!


You cheated.


Trevor, you always pick hotdog.


That's totally not true.


Sometimes, I pick hotdog bun!


Good old questions! Love it!


Okay, sit tight!


I'll be back!


Ungh!


Trevor, I don't know anything about road trips,


But, we never get out of the van!


It's weird!


What are you talking about?


Our road trips are totally normal!


(Electricity crackles)


Rvs don't have lightning balls!


No rivet g*ns, welding tanks,


Or particle accelerators, either!


Aaaaaah!


What are you trying to say? Whoa!


I'm saying I'm getting out of here!


But the troublemeyer road trip rules


Say we can't ever go outside!


Since when do you obey the rules?


Are you coming?


(Eagle screeches)


Ahhh! Finally, fresh air!


(Inhales deeply)


Ew! What's that smell?


(Sniffs)


(Sniffs)


It's you, dude.


Heh heh! Forget that.


This trip is weird!


Prove it!


Okay, what about your dad tiptoeing into that old mine?


Nooo, that's not weird at all.


Dude, make up your mind.


This trip is either weird, or it isn't!


Eric this is spooky, and crazy!


Finally, something fun to do!


I hope dad's okay.


I mean, I'm sure he's fine.


I mean, I know he's fine!


Can we stop talking about this, please?!


(Gasps)


Both master xox!



(Laughing evilly)


The world's most evil criminal mastermind?


Here? But where's your dad?


Should we run?


Trevor?


Trevor! (Echoes)


Huh?


Unh! Unh!


Aaah!


We need to find your dad, fast!


Mr. Troublemeyer h-hey, boys!


Eric and trevor master xox! Down in the mine!


Cutting the rock! Go go go go!


(Stammering) m-m-m-master xox?


Uh... You saw him?


And didn't see me?


Well, we wouldn't want to get mixed up


In that stuff, no siree, bob.


Seat belts! Trevor and eric whoa!


Safety first!


Guys, this is for your own good.


Eric so hot, totally trapped,


Must escape!


Built rocket from spare parts.


Rocket eric... Away!


Eric aaah! Trevor say cheese!


Trevor you'll be fine once we finish the thingy.


Just like last year.


You really think so?


Hmm...


Wait a sec!


Hey, uh...


Master xox (evil laugh)


(Gasps) that's it!


It's been staring at me all along!


It's so clear now!


Master xox is...


Making your dad build a w*apon!


This is diabolical! It's terrible!


We gotta stop him before he's-


Trevor finished!


Really? After all I just said?


You were talking?


(Rv tires screech)


(Gasping for breath)


(Kissing)


What are we doing at the school?


(Rumbling)


Both huh?


(expl*si*n)


(Whirring)


(Laughs evilly)


Eric xox! What are you doing here?


It's my annual end of summer blow stuff up time!


This year, it's the sidekick academy!


I wondered why all our road trips


Ended in an expl*si*n.


That's what I'm saying!


You guys keep building death rays for xox!


It's the only quality time I get to spend with my son.


I mean, look at my school destroying laser g*n!


No school?


Go xox, go!


(Chuckles)


Ah...


I wish dad was here to see this.


Where'd he go?


(w*apon whirs)


This is the end of the road... Trip.


Nobody destroys this school,


Except maybe me and trevor by accident.


Oh, that's sweet.


You think you can stop me?


Oopsy! The countdown started!


Eric well, you're gonna have to unstart it.


Or... Reverse it.


Or, ah...


Just... Take this!


(Frog croaks)


Master xox hey! Ow!


My eyes!


Argh! You are so annoying!


Always doing right,


Always hating evil,


Always not flushing the rv toilet!


Aaahhhhh!


(Effort grunts)


Unh!


It didn't turn off!


It's still gonna blow up the school!


(Chuckles) all right!


Ugh! What-what happened?


Where am i?


Why am I stuck under piles of rubble?


Dad?


Oh hello, son.


Trevor I gotta save you!


If you're blasted into ashes,


It would be awful!


Thanks, trevor.



I mean, who would take me on a road trip next year?


Red wire,


Or blue wire?


Hnhh! Ungh!


(Chomping) mmph!


Done and done.


(Laser blasts)


Well, at least nobody got hurt.


(Laser beam whooshes)


(Slurping) ah...


Finally relaxed.


Perhaps I will be nicer to the kids next year!


(Loud expl*si*n)


Pop quizzes! Every day!


You're okay!


You... Saved me!


Thanks, son.


Dad, don't touch me!


Okay eric, hop in.


We'll give you a ride back to the maxum mansion.


Don't you notice something strange


About your dad and master xox?


You know, how they're never in the same place...


At the same time?


Have you ever noticed that pamplemoose and vana


Never whistle?


What does that have to do with anything?


I thought we were playing a game.


Ooh! Let's play that on next year's road trip!


Um, yeah.


I think I'm gonna find something else to do


Next summer...


(Croaks) aaah!


Trevor scrapbookin'!