01x14 - The Maxum Switcheroo / Sleepless in Splittsboro

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized super zeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superhzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


(Student chatter, trevor snores)


Why isn't pamplemoose here yet?


He's never late for class.


And what's with the plant?


Yaaaaaa!


(Screaming)


(Laughing triumphantly)


Today you vill learn zee importance


Of shtaying hidden!


First... (Sniffing the air)


(Foghorn bellows)


Those of you who need to change your pants...


Please do so now.


(Whimpering)


Who here zinks they know somezing


About hidink in plain sight?


Trevor piece of cake.


Trevor! That's the man of a faces device.


Where'd you get it?


I took it from the mansion.


Um, it must've fell into the secret compartment


In my boot...somehow.


Okay.


Well, stop looking like me!


The red does bring out her eyes... His eyes...


My eyes! You're freaking me out!


(Chuckles)


Herr troublemeyer!


A perfect example of wearing a disguise...


Mit a stolen device!


Detention for you!


Don't yell at trevor. It was my fault...


Eric... That's me...


Did I mention I'm eric?


Give me that!


(Fighting grunts)


Rusty waters for the inter school super report,


I'm rusty waters,


At the splitsboro aquarium


Where a basket of kittens was just seen floating


In the robotic shark exhibit!


(Meowing)


Oh. My. Kittens!


Eric! Help them!


I'll get the maxum mobile then-


Maxum man cannonball!


(Splash)


(Meowing)


(Screaming)


(Thunk)


Agh! (Thunk)


(Cheering)


(Sighs)


It can't be!


Students aw...


Maxum man? He's back?


He's back!


(Laughing)


He's back! He's back! He's back!


I'm not alone anymore!


(Record scratches, everything stops)


Which is to say...


I'm not alone in my... Happiness.


Gotta go!


Brain! Is he here?


I can't believe maxum man is finally back!


Yes, is it not wonderful?


This means I don't have to save the world


By myself anymore!


I won't get pummelled by bad guys


All the time!


And I'll finally have a partner for karaoke death match


On thursday nights.


(Loud belch)


Maxum man hey! We got any barbecue sauce in this joint?


Hey kid, now's not a good time for an autograph, okay?


Autograph? No, I don't want...


It's me, your sidekick.


Right. Jimmy.


No, it's-


Skipper?


Uh, no.



Billy? Gepetto? Keanu?


What? No, it's eric.


(Alarm blares)


Oh, if you'll excuse me, ian.


It sounds like my pizza's ready.


Maxum brain actually, maxum man, sir,


It is a distress call from downtown.


Aww! Isn't saving a basket of kittens


Enough for one day?


Ha-ha-ha! Good one, maxum man.


Come on, I'll tag along!


(Sighs) oh, all right.


Maxum man, it's great to have you back.


Maxum man here. Hold this for me.


(Clears his throat and farts)


Crowd (panicked screaming)


It's a runaway toxic waste truck!


(Tires screech, crash)


Are you gonna super compress it with your super strength


Into a functional yet attractive


Super park bench?


(Chuckles) relax, ashton.


I've got a plan. Whoa!


It's...eric.


(Cart squeaks)


Watch and learn, my boy.


(Truck horn blares, tires screech)


(Loud, booming expl*si*n)


Tanker stopped, small burger destroyed.


I'm off the clock!


(Cheering)


Trevor nice job, magazine man.


Vana wow, hot oil and explosions


And it didn't even crease your uniform!


Was that the best plan though?


(Gasps) what am I saying?!


You're maxum man.


Of course it was the best plan.


(Laughs)


Oh... Sidekicks. No autographs.


Gotta head back


To my multi-million dollar mansion now.


Let's roll.


Eric see ya, sidekicks.


Me and my super gotta split!


(Engine roars)


How ironic.


(Phone rings)


Hello.


Oh hi, maxum mom.


You saw the news, huh?


Yeah, he's here.


Maxum man! Your mom's on the phone!


Maxum man uh, tell her I'm dead!


He's...uh... Doing his butt clenches.


He'll have to call you back.


Sidekick, iron that! No burn marks,


And easy on the starch!


I chafe easily.


What the...? This isn't right.


This cape size is a regular.


Maxum man wears a long!


(Gasps)


Who am I talking too?


Trevor maxum man is a fake?


No way!


I know. I don't even want to think about it,


But maxum man has been acting like kind of a...


Well, a jerk since he's been back.


So what're you gonna do?


I decided I'd try a test,


Just to prove if he's really maxum man.


Which I'm sure he is... Kinda.


I just hope he passes this test.


Doll mama! Mama!


Where did you get the doll?


Uh... The store! Vana! Nowhere!


Doll mama. Eric bull's eye!


Okay, trevor,


Wait in the crane for my signal.


I'll wave, then you destroy the building.


I am so on it... Boom!


(Crazed laughter)


Maxum man, help!


There's a baby trapped


In the abandoned construction site!


Maxum man so?


So?! You need to rescue it.


Maxum man (sighs) okay. I'm on my way.


(Electricity crackles)


(Elevator whirs and zaps)


Okay, maxum man, time to see if you can fly.


Little girl want dolly! Pretty dolly.


(Whimpering) must...have...dolly.


Oh no! No, no, no, no! Little girl, come back!


(Crackles)


(Gulps)


Stop! Stop, little girl! Wait!


(Snoring) huh? Huh-huh?


(Lever cranks)



Stop!


Guess that's the signal.


Time to destroy stuff.


Hey there, don't be scared.


We have to get down before- (clang)


(Screaming)


Crowd (cheering)


Eric he's not an imposter!


He is the real maxum man, I knew it!


Sort of!


Wow, you got your super; I got to destroy things...


It's a good day.


(Crowd cheers)


(Zap) agggghhhh!


Brain, what's wrong with the mansion's security systems?


Oh, that.


Maxum man changed all the access codes


And wanted me to tell you that you are being fired.


What? Why? Why? Why? Why would...?


The real maxum man wouldn't...


Where is he?


And why would he fry me like that?


Oh, that part was all me!


And he is at city hall.


They are having a banquet in his honour.


Well, he's about to have a special guest!


(Whispering)


Huh. I wonder who he's talking to?


I had my jet pack on under my duds,


Totally fooled that nosy twerp.


I don't know where maxum man is,


But this is the best gig I ever had!


(Farts and sniffs)


No more birthdays and bar mitzvahs, ari!


I'm a maxum man impersonator no more.


I am maxum man!


Yeah, yeah, you still get your ten percent.


(Sighs) he is a phony!


Now I have to figure out how to expose him.


Okay, I gotta bolt.


(Panicked) what? No! No! Ari, no!


No, I don't wanna talk to her!


No, i, i, i, i... Ugh...


(Sighs heavily) oh, hi mom...


So he's afraid of his mom, eh?


Mayor it's unfortunate that maxum mom wasn't able


To make tonight's festivities.


That's one fine, strapping woman.


Oh yeah, her.


Well, she's very old and delicate


And doesn't like going out much, so...


Maxum mom aghhhhhhh!


Maxie baby!


You've been a naughty boy


Not calling your mother.


You're maxum man's mom!


Yep.


And you are not my son!


Crowd (gasps)


You're just some cheap maxum man impersonator!


Well, that's crazy talk!


Of course I'm your son... (Chuckles nervously)


Mommy. (Gulps)


My son can fly,


So if you really are him,


Then how do you explain this!


(Bug hums, mower whirs)


Agh!


Is anyone else uncomfortable?


Madame, what is the meaning of this?


Okay, so he took the jet pack off,


But he's a fake,


And I'll prove it!


If you're really maxum man like you say you are,


Then what's your sidekick's name?


(Approving mutters)


Arnie? No, bruno!


Uh, suzy?


Crowd (gasps)


It's eric!


My name is eric!


Don't hurt me!


I bruise like a summer peach!


Aghhhhh!


(Shocked gasps)


Mayor oh my gosh!


(Giggles) he's not the only one


Who's good at playing dress up.


Ha-ha!


Eric, well done!


Now, where is the real maxum man?


He is the guest of honour.


Oh, he's off saving the world from meteors...


Or volcano eruptions, or volcanic meteors.


This thing is awesome!


Would you stop looking like me?! Aghhhhhhhhh!


No, vana! Waaaaiiiiitttt!


(Smash)


Eric oh no! Kitty this isn't good.


Vana this is much, much worse.



Mayor oh my gosh!


Wicked!


♪♪♪


(expl*si*n)


Eric, great job catching the fireworks bandit!


I think I'll call you, awesome eric... Son.


(Pop)


Oops! I think I forgot my gloves.


(Gasps)


You are such a disappointment!


Eric aaaaaagh!


Oof!


(Farts)


(Pained grunts)


(On tv) welcome to your nightmare!


I'm nocturna and I will be your host!


(Maniacal laughter)


(Pig howls)


Guh! (Pants)


Another bad dream!


Ugh! Not again!


Wait, it's just lemonade.


Kitty and then nocturna told me


He was going to haunt my nightmares forever.


I don't want nightmares forever! (Sniff)


Oh...


He makes me never want to sleep again.


And I need sleep! It's good for my pores!


My pores, eric!


(Screaming)


So we're all having nightmares about this nightmare guy?


How is he getting into our dreams?


Trevor I don't know. Some kinda tunnel?


Who cares.


I think I might have a way to make sure


I never dream of nocturna ever again!


Trevor (thunk) ow!


Eric ♪ I'm never gonna sleep


♪ 'Cause I don't want that scary guy to... ♪


♪ Scare me and...


(Snoring)


Maxum brain eric, have you seen my alarm clock?


Oh, and before you ask


Why does a computer need an alarm cl-


(Snoring)


(Clock alarm rings)


Aaaaagh!


Having nightmares?


How can you tell?


I've seen this trying not to sleep behavior before...


And also I watch you when you sleep.


What? What?


(Coos)


(Farts)


No... No! No! No!


Nocturna!


Maxum brain nocturna wasn't always scary.


Years ago, he was a simple sleep scientist,


Working on a way to access dreams.


Maxum man look out below!


(Electricity fizzles, groans in pain)


Sorry for dropping in like this


And destroying your life's work. Ha-ha-ha!


Aaagh! Well, at least the electricity blew out.


I could have been sucked into the dream world forever


If I'd gotten another shock like that and-


Ooh, a lever! I'm gonna pull it!


Aghhhhh!


(Power increases, electricity zaps)


Agggghhhhhh!


Oopsy!


He was sucked into the dream world


And that's when he became nocturna.


That very night


He started to appear in maxum man's dreams.


Nocturna and now, you will pay for what you did to me, maxum man.


(Maniacal laughter)


Eject! Eject!


What's wrong with this lever!


Here's a list of your chores.


I'm a super! I don't do chores!


And I sure don't give horsey rides to sidekicks!


Wait! When did I start giving horsey rides to sidekicks?!


Golly gee kid get real, kid.


I'm the hero and you're the sidekick now!


(Evil laughter)


(Maniacal laughter)


Enjoy your nightmare, maxum sidekick!


Maxum man I'm not a sidekick! No. No. Noooooo!


Wow! So, how did maxum man stop him?


He didn't. Maxum man gave up sleep.


It's another of his many powers.


Great! Then how am I supposed to stop him?


Ask your friends for help.


Everyone is connected in the dream world.


Really?


Oh, no, no, no. I am just-


Snap put of it!


(Mumbling)


Come in, trevor... Trevor?



Trevor no... No... Get out of my head!


Trevor! Wake up! You're having a nightmare!


Don't worry, I'm coming!


Haha! I might need that.


Just in case.


Aahhhh! (Wailing) no! No more!


Trevor! Wake up!


I am awake.


Workin' on my math homework.


So scary.


(Sighs) right.


Well, I think I can stop nocturna


And I need your help.


It's naptime!


(Snoring)


Eric vana, kitty and I are going to meet in the dream world


And try to confront him.


You gotta wake me if you see any trouble,


Got it?


Yep. No problem.


I even have a poker to wake you up with!


No. No.


Eh... Whatever.


(Snores)


Both ooh... Oooh...


So, trevor will wake you up if you're in trouble?


Yup, our fate is in trevor's hands.


Fate is in the what, now?


(Exasperated groans)


Maybe I should have come up with a plan b?


Nocturna boo!


All (scream)


Eric what do you want from us?


Nocturna I want your fear!


Each time I scare someone, I grow in power.


Soon I'll be able to haunt you in the real world!


You will live in fear forever!


(Nocturna roars, everyone screams)


(Laughs)


(Panting)


All right! Maybe I can rig something


To help wake us up?


Agh!


Technology turning on me?


Vana eric, would you like to go for a walk on the beach?


Would i?!


Eric, help!


Hmm. Maybe I should help kitty instead?


Nah. (Laughs)


Don't leave me! Heart breaking!


(Sobs) hopes and dreams...fading.


Noooooo!


(Evil laughter)


Ahhhhh!


Hey, vana. Get over here.


Sure thing, boss! Wait a second... Boss?


Why am I listening to you?


Because I'm a superhero and you're my sidekick.


Now iron my cape, lackey!


I'm your sidekick?!


What?! (Screams)


Nocturna yes! The fear. The fear!


Wow, you really don't like ironing!


Trevor ahhhhh!


Huh! This is just like home.


Oh, there you are, son.


Hey, what do you say we spend the day together, huh,


Talking, really getting to know each other?


Curse you, nocturna!


You're destroying my life!


Too easy! Now hug him! Hug him!


Oh, come here, my little snuggum-wuggums.


Trevor nooooooo!


(Evil laughter echoes)


I hope you (gasps) like it here,


Because you'll be here forever!


(Evil laughter)


This isn't so bad...


Hello? Anyone?


It's so lonely here.


I just wish there was a little more light.


I just want one small light!


Give me more light!


Of course! It's my dream


And I can do what I want!


And right now... I want company!


(Whimpering)


I brought you guys here.


I figured it out.


We can control our dreams!


That's how we'll fight nocturna.


Please don't say you have a cape for me to iron.


Eric nocturna is in our minds - our turf.


But because we're scared, we're not thinking big enough.


What's the opposite of a nightmare?


A day-mare? Uh, horse! Stallion! Dog!


No. It's a happy dream! So let's work together-


Nocturna (roars)


Dream your happiest dreams.


If we get rid of the fear, we get rid of him!



Both ooh... Ooh...


Maxum man on world's greatest person day,


We celebrate the only person


Better at everything than me...


Oh, I see where this is going.


Maxum man and that person is galacti-lass.


Vana thank you! Thank you!


And to show my appreciation,


You may now look directly at me


And bask in my awesomeness!


Yep, exactly as I thought.


Nocturna (straining, power weakens)


Eric he's weakening! Your turn, kitty.


Ungh!


Why don't we just hang out all day, kitty.


I can't think of anything I'd rather be doing


Than just hanging out with you.


(Vomits in her mouth) eww.


Nocturna (trying not to barf) too sweet, too nice...


Stop. I can't stand it!


Trevor? It's your turn!


Dream your favourite dream!


Oh, and uh... Call the police.


(Sighs)


This I was not expecting.


It's actually kinda... Nice.


Trevor hey guys! You can't see inside the pouch,


But we're mermaids!


Good day to you, merman trevor!


I have your daily lollipop.


(Eye wipers squeak)


(Slurping)


Nocturna no! Stop it! Stop it!


Stop this happy drivel!


Get me out of here!


He's weak. Now's my chance to finish him off!


Ungh!


Maxum man here's your breakfast, sidekick numero uno -


And adopted son.


Yay! I'm gonna give some to brainy.


Here, boy!


We love you, eric!


Who wouldn't love you?


No one! That's who!


Nocturna what is it with you people?


Why must you be so happy all the time!


He's down! Let's kick him!


Trevor aghhhh!


Insomnia att*ck!


Oof!


Narcolepsy smash!


Restless leg syndrome!


Kitty what do we do with him now?


Vana we have to lock him up somewhere


Where he can never power up on fear again.


So, what's the happiest place in the universe?


(Ding!)


What?


Nocturna I'll get out of here one day.


There's got to be a way.


There isn't. Now just eat yer lollipop.


(Snoring)


Lolly, lollipop!


(Snoring)


So we just sit here and watch him?


Yes. And I am recording this.