02x27 - My Brother, My Pimple / The Superest Day of the Year

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized superzeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


(Steam hisses)


(Squeaking)


(Squeaking)


Aghhhhh!


How did that get there?!


If I eat five swelloil burgers,


I get the next one at ten cents off.


I'm practically making money!


Awesome!


(Munching)


Chock full of radioactive goodness!


I guess I'll never know.


(Chewing)


Agh! Your face!


Brain, the pimple's not that big!


There is a pimple?


(Whirring)


(School bell rings)


Trevor whoa-ho!


Is it me,


Or is eric even more repulsive than usual?


It's not that big!


I can't... Look away.


It's not that big!


(Shocked gasps, pig squeals)


(Crash)


Okay, it's kinda big.


Kitty eric, having pimples is no big deal.


Everyone gets them.


Not everyone.


I have a team of scientists


Working around the clock to keep my skin clear.


(Evil snicker)


(Whimpers)


I don't care what it takes,


I just want this zit gone!


(Fizzles)


(Monitor beeps) uh, it's gone, right?


No, and it's still growing!


We have to get rid of it!


Think of my social life!


You don't have a social life.


But I could! One day!


Please?!


Eric, remember our rule about you touching me?


I'm not touching you.


Ew! Ew! (Gags) ew! Ew! Ew!


(Whimpers)


It looks just like you!


(Terrified screams)


(Farts)


(Sniffs) and it smells better.


(Gurgling) harrrrr.....


That's it, I'm outta here.


Wait! Don't leave me!


We're not leaving you, eric!


We're just going... Somewhere else.


Away from zit.


It! I meant it. Bye!


Um, I gotta go... Do my homework.


You never do your homework!


And you've never had a huge scary pimple before!


Things change!


(Coughing) ahem!


Sorry about that.


Must have had something in my throat.


Hi, eric. I'm derrick. Wanna watch tv?


(Screaming)


(Loud crash, pained groan)


Oh, right, we're attached.


Yeah, tv sounds good.


(School bell rings)


(Crickets chirp, wind howls)


Quit staring at me!


We're not staring at you, dude.


Class oooh...


(T. Rex roars, class clap)


And now for my next trick...


Class wow...


Knock it off!


And those things are supposed to be extinct!


Pamplemoose eric! Since I hate you twice as much today,



Perhaps you'd like to be ze first victim


Of the obstacle course?


All you have to do is cross ze plank


And ring ze bell.


(Ding)


You can do it, buddy!


Thanks, pal.


I meant derrick.


I will do it!


And without the help of my overinflated pimple-twin!


Oh, right, we're attached.


Well, follow my lead!


And don't do anything.


You've got it!


Eric this is impossible!


Yes! (Laughs)


What will you think when I actually schtart it?


(Laughs)


(Fan whirs) whoa! Whoa!


I said I've got this! C'mon!


Um, was that a shark?


Nah. This school can't afford real sharks.


Phe-ew!


They're mecha sharks.


With pointy mecha teeth?


No. No. No.


Sorry, but I can't risk it!


Risk whaaaaaaa-?


Trying to run away, huh?


Pampy doesn't think so!


Time to take it up a notch!


(Whooshing)


Ack! Pointy ninja stars!


Whoa!


(Stars clink)


Hi-yah!


Nobody escapes my obstacle course!


Take cat!


Did he just say, "take cat"?


(Meow)


(Device powers up, starts blasting)


(Screeching meows)


Agh! Pointy claws!


(Grunts of effort)


Hi-yah!


(Ding) ow!


You did it!


He did?


Whew! That was too close!


Pamplemoose you, zir, are an inspiration.


(Kiss)


How did you...? That was just so...


How about we take in a movie


And I can tell you all about it?


I'd love to! (Giggling)


But you never go to a movie with me!


That's because you're no derrick.


You're like derrick, just worse.


You're not like derrick.


(Popcorn crunching)


(Embarrassed giggle)


Eric (muffled) let me out!


Uh...


Eric, remember to stay under the blanket!


Otherwise, I might actually see you!


But then I can't see the movie -


And I paid for your tickets!


Thanks again, little buddy!


(Smack) owie.


(Giggle)


(Slurping daintily)


(Snorts tea)


Now who's ready to bonsai?


Me! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Me!


Look at me, I'm derrick!


I bake scones and prune tiny trees


And don't cry under a blanket at the movies!


Yeah... I gotta go get my plant!


(Trevor giggles)


Even trevor likes him more than me!


Don't be silly. Trevor would never...


I like derrick so much more than I like eric,


Don't you?


I don't know why you're so upset.


Derrick has been nothing but nice to you.


You're right; he has been pretty awesome.


Maybe I should forget my petty jealousy


And just be friends.


Wow! Or...


Oh.


I can totally ignore you and get rid of derrick forever!


Uh, you know I'm right here, right?


But how?


(Alarm wails)


(expl*si*n)


Beware, for I am the porcupine!


Well, that was convenient!


Today's special?


Terror served quilled!


Class (booing)



I liked it!


A pointy villain.


Ha! The perfect way to get rid


Of a certain pimple problem!


Again, right here.


Hey, porcupine, come and get me!


Or him!


No, eric. Don't!


You thought I didn't notice how pointy things terrify you?


I know your weakness, derrick.


Mister pimple-perfect is afraid of getting popped!


Eric, are you sure you want to do this?


I'm already a sidekick.


I'm not gonna play second fiddle to him too.


Hi-yah!


(Fighting grunts)


Whoa! Oof!


I'm okay!


Well, I'm not.


(Evil laugh)


I knew it.


You're better than me at everything.


Nah. Nah, that's not true.


I'm nothing without you. Literally.


Maybe I've been wrong about you.


For a talking pimple attached to my head,


You're actually a nice guy.


Porcupine hello?


Trying to fight here!


Eric you're not popping anybody, porcupine!


Derrick what he said!


Do it, derrick.


Use me like the sidekick I am.


Woo-hoo!


Pimple smash!


Porcupine whoa! Oof!


Time to look sharp! Get it?


Agh!


(Quills whoosh)


Ha! You'll have to try harder than that


To defeat the pimple pals!


Pus power!


Agh!


How about a little fork frenzy!


(Throwing grunts)


Aggghhh!


Zit zap!


Agh!


Time to bring out the big needles!


(Evil laughter)


(Whimpers)


(Whooshing)


Ahhhhh!


Ow!


Derrick I'll take it from here.


Hi-yah!


Ungh!


Whaaa!


(Pained grunts)


Agh!


Eric, you did it!


You...


You saved me.


And I didn't get popped.


That's what brothers do.


Or so I've seen on tv.


You're the best zit brother a guy could ask for.


All awww...


Um...


Agh...


Eric...? (Huge pop)


(Splat)


Nooo! Nooo! Nooo!


What have I done?! What have I done?!


Aaaggggghhh!


I got it in my mouth and it tastes like nerd!


Come on, derrick! You're okay!


Please be okay.


(Whimpering)


(Sobbing)


He has to be okay!


(Sobbing)


I'm sorry, eric, derrick's gone.


Nooooooo!


Unless...


(Eating noisily)


Anything?


Nope. Still nothing.


♪♪♪


Are you awesome?


Particularly amazing?


Filled with spectacular charismatic maxum-ness?!


Then I have a job for you!


I'm maxum man,


And you're not!


But you could be the next grand marshal of the...


"Hooray for splitsboro day" parade!


I can't wait!


All you have to do is build the best parade float


And you're in.



I love "hooray for splitsboro day!"


Errk!


Yaaaahhhhhh!


Build it tough! Build it strong!


Everybody can build a super parade float!


Even me?!


Maxum man no! Not you, golly gee kid,


'Cause you're going to be afloat.


Agggghhhhh!


So come celebrate your cape off at the...


"Hooray for splitsboro day" parade!


It'll be a super blast!


(Chuckles)


(Splat)


Ooh.


Class (cheers)


(Sighs) maybe I'll be grand marshall!


Vana (high-pitched cackling)


I sense you disagree? (Farts)


Didn't you hear maxum man?


The grand marshal needs to be amazing,


Charismatic, awesome -


As in things which you totally are not!


I so am interesting and amazing!


Right, guys?


Awkward!


Yeah-ha.


Dude, you are so interesting and amazing


And full of personality


And... No. No, you are not.


Well, I love your boringness!


It's what makes you special


And keeps other girls from liking you.


Trevor what? Vana what?


Kitty what? Eric what?


What?


Face it, eric.


You are not grand marshal material...


But I am. (Button beeps)


(Device whirs)


Behold! The glamour slammer!


Class ooh...


Grand marshal, here I come!


I remember the grand marshal of the orphanage parade.


Yeow!


Eric he really put the "grand" in grand...


(Chatters)


And the "marsh" in marshal.


He was a marsh rat.


Yeow!


How we loved him so...


Ow! Quiet you.


Eric I'll show them who's not boring!


I'm gonna be the best


Hooray for splitsboro day grand marshal ever!


Time to build my float of awesometude!


(Trumpet fanfare dies off)


That is a hairdryer.


You too?


I guess there's no sense asking you to help.


(Whirring)


I tell you what.


I will not help,


But I will laugh at you mockingly


While you work. Okay? Okay.


♪♪♪


(Laughs)


(Ding)


(Calculating beeps)


(Splat)


Aghhhhh!


(Angry groan)


(Hammering)


(Laughs)


(Glass shatters, screen fizzles)


(Fizzles, whirrs) ahhhh!


(Laughs)


Aghhhhhh!


(Laughs)


Aghhhhh!


Agh!


Okay, maybe I will help you a little.


(Cheering)


Yay! Eric!


(Laughs) whoo-hoo!


Trevor I give you the "trevornator!"


(Fizzles)


Two tons of... (Shock)


Mean, molten... (Shock) parade float madness!


(Shock)


Owww!


Ahem.


Whoa-ho!


Cool spinny mirror thingy!


Just don't look directly at it.


It'll melt your face off.


(Whirring)


(Blasting)


(Slow motion) awesome!


(Horrible screams of pain)



Told ya.


Eric behold "the grand marshal making super-duper


Driving around machine."


(Crowd laughs)


I made it myself. Kind of.


(Cheering)


And just when I thought you couldn't get any lamer.


(Rumbling)


Aghh!


Uh-oh.


Prepare to be... Amazed!


For it is i, allan amazing and my amazing atv!


(Gulps)


Xox meet the maxum buster!


Stand back lest you be crushed in the death match!


(Laughs)


(Gasps) stand back?!


No! Wait! I mean...


(Gasps) death match?!


Pamplemoose supers and sidekicks!


Welcome to the fiftieth annual


Hooray for splitsboro death match!


I thought this was a parade.


Brain, why didn't you tell me that this was a death match?!


I did!


During the death match...


Death match.


Death match. Death match.


Death match!


Death match.


You say something?


Pamplemoose death match rule one


The last one standing is the new grand marshal!


Begin! (Airhorn blows)


Aghhhhhh!


(Whirring)


(Fizzling)


Allan prepare to be crushed, little man!


Wait! Why me first?!


Mostly it's because I do not like the look of your face.


An amazing burn, no?


(Lovesick sigh)


(Trembles)


(Beep)


(Beeping)


(Crunch)


(Whimpers)


It looks like eric, maxum man's sidekick,


Will be our first casualty.


(Chuckling) I know, right? Big surprise.


(Revs engine)


(Panicked whimpering)


Trevor I got your back, dude!


Huh?


Nooooooo!


(Clanks)


Laaaaame!


(Fizzles, crowd cheers)


I have not yet begun to fight!


Aghhhhh!


You may thank me for your demise,


Which will be... Amazing!


Crowd (impressed) oooh!


(Fizzles, crazed laughter)


Aghhhhh! Hahahhah!


(Explosions)


(Cheering)


Pamplemoose troublemeyer has instigated a game changer!


And we are down to the final two


Master xox and the lovely vana!


Hey! What about me?


Yes, yes, you are lovely too.


Aghhhhh!


(Master xox cackles)


You'll never defeat me, sidekick!


I will be grand marshal! Mu-wha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


(Whirring)


(Lava bubbles)


Aghhhhhh!


(Blasting, eric screams)


Stop and fight!


Seriously, it's really hard


With you running around like that.


(Blasting)


Whoa! Whoa-ahhh!


(Chuckles)


(Calculating beeps)


Xox you're mine now, sidekick!


(w*apon powers up, crowd gasps)


(Huge expl*si*n)


(Screaming)


(Gasps)


(Squeaking)


(Disappointed sighs) yay!


I too am in shock.


(Vana revs engine)


You're mine, needles!


Pamplemoose this is it!


It is the ultimate fight to the death!


Who will be crushed into the dirt?



(Under his breath) eric.


And who will be our newest grand marshal?!


(Under his breath) vana.


Begin!


(Airhorn blows, crowd cheers wildly)


(Cackling evilly)


Eric...


Destroy him, vana.


Make him beg for mercy.


Destroy him, vana! Make him beg-


Ow! What?


(Vana cackles evilly)


Maxum brain use the source, eric. The source...


Huh? What?


(Splashing)


Use the source of your power.


My power?


Your lack of personality.


Your boringness - it's your strongest quality.


Of course! My dullness!


It's so simple! So perfect!


And... Hey!


(Cackling)


Okay... Become one with the boring.


(Chanting) boooring, boooring, boooring.


Goodbye, needles.


(Lasers power up and blast)


Aghhhhh!


Hmm?


Whoa!


(Chanting) boooring, boooring, boooring!


He's sucking up all the laser energy


With his complete lack of personality!


That's my eric.


Sounds about right.


No! Noooo! I won't lose to you!


Eric boooring, boooring, boooring!


Yeahhhhhh!


(Screaming)


(Hissing)


Eric I won? I won!


(Cheering)


(Sobbing)


(Groans)


(Cheers)


Whoa!


I did it!


I'm the new grand marshal!


I'm so happy for you, eric.


Just goes to show that, if you dare to dream,


You can be anything!


You got it 'cause you're boring, dude.


Yup! Dare to dream.


Ow! What're you doing?


Ow!


Hi-yah!


Kitty!


Sorry, eric,


But now that you're grand marshal,


Your duty is to fight everyone in town


And try to survive "hooray for splitsboro day."


Survive? What?


Brain, why didn't you tell me?


I did!


You have to survive...


In order to survive.


Need to survive.


Survive. Survive!


Survive!


You say something?


(Angry mob yells)


Man, I really gotta learn to listen.


(Pummelling thuds, pained grunts and groans)


Eric aggghhhhhhh! Please?!