03x43 - Oh Trevor, Where Art Thou? / XOX to be You

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sidekick". Aired: September 3, 2010 – September 14, 2013.*
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Series is about an orphan boy named Eric, with his best friend Trevor and his two female friends, Vana and Kitty, who are training to become superhero sidekicks at the Academy.
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03x43 - Oh Trevor, Where Art Thou? / XOX to be You

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just like superheroes

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oh you're gonna love mount maxuvius eric

all the hench teens come here to go

camping we're gonna have so much fun

just eric and mandy and mandy and erin

and kitty and vanna and trevor

hello why are you guys here ask kitty

she draped us oh

wow

i i just thought eric and mandy would be

scared up here all alone

just the two of them

but i didn't drag you here

yeah you did zip it trevor

look

those are my claw marks all the way up

the volcano

a sidekick camping trip

amazing hunters are the worst campers

they're all

me angry

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me angry

right just like that oh this is gonna be

super fun guys yeah super fun so how do

we get into this crutastic volcano

the people bucket everybody in

so how's trevor gonna get down what do

you mean right here

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[Applause]

when i see something i don't like i b*at

it into submission then i destroy it

when i see something i don't like i

close my eyes so it vanishes eyelids

have magic in them guys i don't want to

get all plenty but um how are we gonna

land

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oh

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oh

here's the spot betty bye time we just

got here trevor literally

exactly we could spend hours looking for

a great camping spot then another couple

of hours setting up our tents and stuff

then more hours talking with each other

or we could just

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guess we're camping right here

right here next to eric

as a hinge girl with finely tuned

earth-based powers i can tell you that

right there it's no good the ground's

unstable i think i know a little bit

about geology mandy and right here is

fine or better yet maybe i should drive

a steak right here

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seismic falls and it's only a matter of

time before the whole volcano blows

how can he sleep through this

wow he is one heavy sleeper we better

find him quick at least we're already in

groups nah vanna is vanna's group eric

get

over eric you can jump i'll catch you no

we don't want him over here

i mean uh i do and she does but we don't

okay

vanna you're stuck with me you guys go

that way we'll go this way

i just hope trevor's okay

um

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is this the land of the rock people

take me to your

leader

trevor

trevor

all blocked we have to get across

hmm

b*at

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[Laughter]

here you go first i insist

gosh that's so nice of you kitty hench

teens always want to go first but

they're selfishly evil so that makes

sense for them

your turn

what

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oh you're safe i saved you

imagine that

a hint girl saving someone yeah

imagine

we are guardians of the cave

you may ask us one question

you didn't have to use me as a battering

ram and that wasn't even a question

it worked didn't it

yeah

you worked great actually so at least

you're good for something

hey

i am

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we're good at something

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i hope this diamond wall's safe

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don't worry

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the only thing harder than a diamond is

how hard i'll work to keep my friends

safe you know if you ever stop being a

hench girl you have a real future as a

super greeting card writer

you smell your feet make weird noises

you're too chipper um shouldn't we be

looking for trevor instead of listing

the things about me that annoy you oh

write this one down reminds me of the

obvious

lava monster quick weaponize me

gladly

victory the senate must come to order

trevor

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i'm

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why don't you go first that way i can

keep an eye on you

oh gee that's thoughtful of you k

hey

no one's ever given me a nickname before

double oh

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i'm having a great time kitty at

henchman academy i never get girl time

i'm always hanging out with boys who

just grunt all the time

just like that

settle down

oh wait

before we go i want to give you

something it's a friendship bracelet

for me

no one's ever given me a friendship

bracelet before

our bracelet

our friendship what no way you're like

the coolest friend ever

oh why are you so nice and great i have

to tell you mandy i've actually been

trying to kind of destroy you all day

i know i'm just happy you think enough

of me to want to destroy me

i promise i'll stop trying to k*ll you

friends

friends now let's go rescue that tool

trevor

first order of business total world

domination trevor

trevor we've been looking for you come

on we have to get out of here before

this whole place blows up

what no way dudes can't you see i'm king

of the rock people now rock people

sidekicks sidekicks rock people

hi

hey

wha what's up nice to meet you i'm

staying here forever me and my queen are

in love

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okay time to go

wait no

the rock people won't be happy if you

abduct their king

i told you

come on we have to go

not without my queen

she has a name she just won't tell me

what it is

i'll catch you my queen

well that was a pretty good camping trip

sort of strange but good

and the best part is that now we can

finally hang out sorry eric but kitty

and i already have plans to get hinch

mandy pedis and i am no longer defined

by my crushes

well what about you trevor want to play

some video games

sorry dude i have a date with my lady

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get this straight i will not now nor

will i ever hang out with you

but today wasn't completely awful and if

you tell anyone i said that i will end

you

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yep pretty good trip

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today is the day eric eagles meets his

doom

i waste entirely too much money on evil

alarm clocks

hmm good price on jam can't be jam

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what dr explodo shoes made the most

wanted list but he's a math teacher

well that is pretty evil

mmm i love blueberry muffins

i love blasting things

were you thirsty

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for being thirsty

this chicken's ox disease ray needs to

be sent into orbit immediately

um

why

i'm glad you asked brutus

once every 10 000 years

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once every 10 000 years the planet's

aligned to create a magnetic singularity

that unleashes the raw natural power of

atomic emeralds this power in turn will

weaponize my chicken socks virus and

that's how i will finally destroy eric

needles

no brute mean why you know wear pants

i spilled blueberries it's a long story

listen i really need to focus on this

one final adjustment

hmm

dad

quick it's an emergency

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what's the emergency son are you okay

i can't find milk for my cereal

oh i forgot i put it in my pocket last

week to keep it safe

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great thinking son

hey man you ready oh hi mr trevor's dad

eric you're here super early

again like always splendid don't forget

dad i've got shocker practice after

school uh son are you sure you want to

do extracurricular electrocutions

totally it's like putting a 9-volt

battery on your tongue except it's your

whole body but are there any side

effects

it's like putting a 9-volt battery on

your tongue except it's your whole body

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just on my way to the bank what can i do

you foreign neighbor this look familiar

troublemeyer

huh

it's a leaf from your tree falling onto

my yard

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listen either you take care of that tree

or i do got it

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i'll take care of it

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now that's funny

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everybody down this is

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oh

seriously a sidekick academy field trip

and you didn't think to mention this in

your report what a nice surprise master

zox has volunteered for a real-life

demonstration of today's lesson

what is that again class

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well we didn't get any money for a

satellite

so i guess the chicken's oxray isn't

going into orbit

oh i don't know maybe i can attach it to

a robot extendo arm or something oh hey

are you even listening can brute

please

no no no way we don't have time today

the planets the alignment destroying

eric needles

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oh come on i'm in the middle of my

diabolical robot arm here let him

outside

i've done it

the evil robot arm is a success

needles is mine

zappy run away well of course he did

hey i was getting shocked to fieldsport

that's why it's called shocker practice

here's happy zap

come on who's that

good boy

no sorry that's not for pets

i said stop

okay crunch time the planets align in

three hours and we still have to attach

the extender warm and x-ray to the rv

destroy eric and get back here to finish

dinner before trevor gets home from hey

go quick it's an emergency

son are you okay what's wrong and what

are you doing home so early practice was

canceled cause some doofus and his pet

laser prana blew up the shock generator

you don't say hey eric i hope you're

planning on staying for a dinner

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i'll take that as a yes

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okay new plan of att*ck get the extender

arm up to the roof

we will soon be rid of eric once and for

all

right in the middle of your bank robbery

field trip yeah i guess sox didn't do

his homework again duh

i'm master zox i don't know how to read

a calendar

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trevor uh your turn for dishes whatever

dad uh eric why don't you make yourself

at home and find a vulnerable spot up on

the roof to sit perfectly still

sweet i'm a viking at sitting

great well i'm just gonna be downstairs

deploying my super disease w*apon i mean

uh deploying my super diseased uh

birdhouse

tweets

needles is in place it is time

what no where did he go and why is the

rv on the roof

not saying he won't extend the arm up

there i'm attached to rv

wow finished the dishes already yep

revenge is a dish best served

not on fire

this is boring let's see what's on

satellite

hey what's the deal tv something must be

wrong with the dish i'll go up to the

roof

yes i have you now

i mean how nice of you to offer eric oh

no if anyone's going to be risking his

life for tv it's me

trevor wait i need you inside

birdhouse emergency

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i wonder

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yay free house

any better

crystal clear the only thing crystal

clear huh

is that you are going down

pumpkin pie

you again

we already foiled you today

unless

that bank job wasn't just part of some

mind-boggling master plan was it

funny you should ask me

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i can't believe it i did it the plan

actually worked i got needles so this is

what success feels like

and now brute we flee in victory

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oh no this doesn't look good eric if i

know my disease energy goose and i'm

pretty sure i do that looks like chicken

socks i'm afraid

you're a goner

seriously

chicken socks

we got sh*ts for that like three months

ago at school

i'm totally immune

would you

excuse me for a moment

i'm a moon

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