05x139 - Furious Roar

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Flan: Whoa, close call.

Flan: Thank you, Sempai.

Flan: Good job.

Bel: Don't just thank me, you toad.

Bel: What about your Box w*apon?

Flan: I tried really hard,

Flan: but I couldn't come up with a pose for opening it.

Bel: Pose?

Flan: You know, like when a hero transforms or a mage recites a spell, they do a pose, right?

Flan: I'm the kind of guy who needs one of those.

Bel: Give me a break...

Bel: You can k*ll yourself now.

Flan: I'm telling the truth!

Flan: I can't raise my arms above my head in this hoodie.

Flan: So, may I take it off?

Bel: Hell no.

Bel: k*ll yourself without taking it off.

Sil: You okay there, Bel?

Bel: I'll be fighting without this idiot, so there won't be any problems.

Sil: Good to hear.

Sil: Though I stopped holding back a while ago.

Flan: Sempai?

Bel: S-Sil...

Sil: Shatter!

Sil: Lookin' pathetic there, dumb brother!

Sil: You were destined to end up this way from the day you were born!

Man: Master Bel! Master Flan!

Olgert: Hammer of Earth: Martello della Terra!

Man: Retreat!

Sil: The Varia's so weak!

Olgert: It's merely a group of failures who haven't made any progress.

Olgert: I believe it wise to continue all the way to the castle.

Sil: You're right.

Sil: Go on ahead.

Olgert: In that case...

Olgert: Elefante Triplicare!

Squalo: What's that?

Squalo: Bah.

Sil: Flattened in no time!

Sil: The Vongola's greatest squad has been wiped out!

Xanxus: Shut it.

Olgert: What?

Xanxus: What?

Xanxus: Freaking scum.

EpTitle: Target Furious Roar

Bel: Isn't that enough?

Flan: Yeah.

Bel: Looks like they're gone.

Flan: Yeah, 'cause they completely fell for it.

Bel: A Mist illusion?

Flan: Bingo!

Bel: I don't like looking at my own corpse, even if it's fake.

Flan: Yeah, our corpses d*ed pretty gory deaths.

Flan: I put a lot of effort into yours.

Flan: All kinds of stuff hanging out every which way.

Flan: Pretty tragic sight.

Flan: I even factored in your fighting style

: in deciding what to make it look like.

Flan: It's perfect.

Bel: You freak...

Bel: Let's fight!

Bel: That's what you were thinking about while I was fighting?

Flan: I had no choice.

Flan: You should be grateful actually.

Bel: For what?

Flan: You were pretty groggy after you got hit by the bat's fire.

Bel: That's because you didn't use your Box w*apon.

Flan: Oh, it's my fault?

Bel: Of course!

Flan: Whatever.

Flan: I have to admit, I wanted to see it...

Flan: Our boss all pissed off.

Bel: Hmm? What about the boss?

Flan: He gets pretty violent when the Varia start acting tough,

Flan: but I wasn't sure if he's actually strong.

Bel: Are you Ret*rded?

Bel: If he was weak, I would've k*lled him by now.

Flan: But don't you want to see if he's stronger than your stupid brother?

Bel: True.

Leader: Damn you...

Leader: How could a single person do this to us?!

Squalo: If you wanna take me out, you'd better bring a million!

Leader: Overwhelm him with numbers!

Leader: Use the Storm Hyena, Iena Tempesta!

All: Yes, sir!

Leader: Okay!

Leader: I-Impossible!

Leader: Do whatever it takes to capture him!

Squalo: Damn piss-ants.

Squalo: I don't have time to play with you.

Squalo: Hey, Lussuria!

Squalo: If you can hear me, respond!

Squalo: Lussuria!

Squalo: You alive?

Squalo: What happened to the castle?!

Squalo: Lussuria!

Levi: Super Levi Volt!

Levi: D-Damn...

Levi: They keep popping up like maggots...

Levi: Master Xanxus, please respond!

Levi: Boss? Master Xanxus, you okay?

Levi: Master Xanxus! Master Xanxus!

Levi: Please respond!

Levi: Wh-Why you...

Levi: Damn you!

Levi: Boss...

Levi: Boss!

Levi: Respond!

Xanxus: Shut up.

Sil: Oh? That's...

Olgert: There's no mistaking him...

Olgert: That's the Varia's leader, once the leading candidate to become Vongola X...

Olgert: Xanxus.

Sil: He's got a crazy look in his eyes.

Sil: Perfect for the boss of a bunch of rejects.

Sil: But from what I know, he's not that strong.

Sil: I heard about it.

Sil: You lost to a middle-school kid, right?

Sil: This guy was frozen by -year-old Tsunayoshi Sawada!

Sil: That means he's ridiculously weak!

Sil: Oh?

Sil: What's wrong?

Sil: Can't say anything because I'm right, huh?

Sil: Trying to act cool?

Olgert: How dare you insult Master Sil.

Olgert: Have you no respect?

Sil: Hey, how long are you going to sit there?

Sil: Only Prince Sil is allowed to fight in a chair.

Sil: Do you understand the position you're in?

Sil: Snap.

Olgert: There is no need for you to sully your hands.

Olgert: Allow me to handle this.

Olgert: Elefante Forte Pioggia!

Olgert: Take this!

Olgert: Hammer of Earth: Martello della Terra!

Sil: Crushed!

Olgert: Something's odd...

Olgert: What?

Olgert: He wasn't crushed?

Olgert: I-Impossible!

Olgert: He stopped it without even touching it?!

Olgert: Petrification?

Olgert: No, this is...

Olgert: That shadow again...

Xanxus: Well, I was going to take my time...

Olgert: That light!

Xanxus: But since you mentioned the name Tsunayoshi Sawada,

Xanxus: I'm...

Xanxus: going to...

Xanxus: destroy you!

Olgert: That light!

Xanxus: But since you mentioned the name Tsunayoshi Sawada,

Xanxus: I'm...

Xanxus: going to...

Xanxus: destroy you!

Sil: He took out the giant elephant with one blow?

Sil: Not bad.

Olgert: I find this hard to believe...

Olgert: No, what's more unfathomable is how

Olgert: he was able to seal the movements of Elefante Forte Pioggia...

Olgert: It's preposterous...

Sil: You're the idiot, Orgelt.

Sil: Somebody else stopped Elefante Forte Pioggia from moving.

Sil: An annoying little sucker has been sneaking around.

Olgert: A Box w*apon?!

Sil: Bingo.

Sil: Don't you see those vicious red eyes in the shadows behind him?

Sil: He sure resembles his master.

Olgert: That Box w*apon is...

Olgert: The Sky Lion: Leone di Cielo!

Sil: The ultra-rare white King of Beasts!

Olgert: Indeed.

Olgert: Part of the Sky Lion series, said to be impossible to copy.

Sil: Xanxus, you technically have sky waves in you,

Sil: despite being a mongrel who was rejected by the Vongola Rings!

Sil: That's right.

Sil: You're a mutt who's infinitely inferior to a royal successor like myself.

Xanxus: Hey, shut it.

Sil: What?

Xanxus: I'm sick of listening to your blather.

Xanxus: Get lost.

Sil: Bastard.

Sil: Only the chosen are allowed to play it cool in a fight.

Olgert: Please wait, Master Sil.

Sil: What is it?

Olgert: There remains the issue of what happened to my Elefante Forte Pioggia.

Olgert: We must determine what Xanxus did.

Sil: We'll find out after I att*ck him.

Olgert: No, something's odd.

Olgert: Elefante Forte Pioggia was smashed like dirt.

Olgert: I cannot believe that the Sky Lion, Leone di Cielo, has such an ability.

Olgert: The sky element possesses a harmony factor, you see.

Dialogue: On Screen: ,Harmony Factor

Dialogue: On Screen: ,{\an}Sky

Dialogue: On Screen: ,{\an} Lightning Mist

Dialogue: On Screen: ,{\an}Sun Cloud

Dialogue: On Screen: ,Storm Rain

Olgert: Each class of Deathperation Flame possesses its own special factor.

Dialogue: On Screen,Olgert: Rain Tranquility Factor

Olgert: Rain possesses the tranquility factor.

Dialogue: On Screen: ,Cloud Propagation Factor

Olgert: Cloud possesses the propagation factor.

Dialogue: On Screen: ,Mist Construction Factor

Olgert: Mist possesses the construction factor.

Dialogue: On Screen: ,Thunder Hard Factor

Olgert: Thunder possesses the hard factor.

Dialogue: On Screen: ,Sun Active Factor

Olgert: Sun possesses the active factor.

Dialogue: On Screen: ,Storm Disassemble Factor

Olgert: Storm possesses the disassembly factor.

Dialogue: On Screen: ,{\fad(,)}Sky Harmony Factor

Olgert: Sky, therefore, would be harmony.

Olgert: Harmony means balance as a whole;

Olgert: {\fad(,)}a situation with no contradictions or conflict.

Olgert: However, Elefante Forte Pioggia petrified,

Olgert: and began falling apart, which would denote anything but harmony.

Olgert: What was that?

Sil: Don't freak out.

Sil: I don't care who my opponent is, I'll crush him.

Olgert: As you wish.

Olgert: I shall perform his last rites.

Olgert: Prepare yourself, Xanxus!

Olgert: I will drag you from that chair

Olgert: and have you kneel on the ground!

Olgert: Take this!

Olgert: Double Hammer: Doppio Martello!

Xanxus: Besta.

Olgert: Its movements have been sealed again!

Olgert: And it's been petrified.

Olgert: Is this truly part of the sky harmony factor?

Xanxus: I'll destroy you.

Sil: Fool.

Sil: Don't forget about me.

Sil: Nobody ever said this was a one-on-one fight.

Sil: How does it feel to take a hit from the Storm Bat, Pipistrello Tempesta?

Sil: That was an Onde Super Fiamma from my Storm Bat.

Sil: Get hit by it, and you're done for.

Sil: Your body will be ripped to shreds.

Sil: Are you sure you want to insist on sitting there?

Sil: Only the prince is allowed to stay seated, you know.

Sil: Fall off already.

Sil: Hell, you're going to be sitting there forever soon enough.

Xanxus: Shut it.

Sil: You're no fun.

Olgert: Master Sil.

Olgert: Elefante Forte Pioggia's petrification has been undone.

Sil: Good.

Sil: Crush him!

Olgert: Sir.

Olgert: Double Hammer:

Olgert: Doppio Martello!

Xanxus: Besta.

Sil: What?

Olgert: H-He took it out with a roar?!

Olgert: Impossible...

Olgert: How could the sky have such an ability?

Xanxus: Bastards...

Xanxus: You've really pissed me off.

Sil: Wh-What the hell?

Sil: He's got scars all over his face.

Olgert: I've heard of this.

Olgert: When Xanxus becomes completely enraged, the scars

Olgert: from when Vongola IX hit him with the Vongola's secret technique become visible.

Olgert: It's not just Xanxus!

Olgert: Scars are appearing on the body of the Sky Lion: Leone di Cielo!

Olgert: No, those aren't scars...

Olgert: Those marks are...

Olgert: A tiger pattern?!

Olgert: Which means that Box w*apon was Tigre Tempesta, the Storm Tiger?

Sil: But it was a lion a second ago!

Olgert: True, however...

Xanxus: Besta's not a lion or a tiger.

Olgert: What?

Xanxus: Who decided that mixed breeds are inferior?

Olgert: Impossible...

Olgert: It's a mix?

Olgert: But a lion crossbreed...

Olgert: There is a small chance that a male lion

Olgert: and female tiger can produce a cross known as a liger.

Olgert: C-Could it be...

Olgert: Harmony and disassembly...

Olgert: Sky and storm...

Olgert: A Box w*apon with two elements...

Olgert: The Sky Storm Liger, Ligre Tempesta de Cielo!

Haru: Hi!

Haru: It's another episode of everyone's favorite "Haru's Haru-Haru Dangerous Interviews!"

Haru: Today's guest is Tsuna-san's father:

Haru: Iemitsu Sawada-san!

Dad: Hello, I'm Tsuna's dad.

Haru: I've been wanting to meet you, sir!

Dad: It makes me happy to hear that from a cute little girl.

Haru: O-Oh, please...

Haru: You're embarrassing me.

Reborn: Hey, Haru.

Reborn: What about the interview?

Haru: Eek!

Haru: Th-That's right!

Haru: I've heard that you travel all over the world.

Haru: What line of work are you in?

Dad: I direct traffic at construction sites.

Haruhi: D-Direct traffic?

Dad: I use this red shiny thing.

Dad: You go left!

Dad: You go right!

Haru: When they say you travel all over the world,

Haru: do they mean places like New York and Paris?

Dad: I prefer working in more exotic locations,

Dad: like Africa and the Amazon jungle.

Haru: You can direct traffic in the jungle?!

Reborn: Let's show a picture of Iemitsu hard at work.

Haru: Eek?

Haru: C-Camels?!

Dad: I had a herd of a hundred once.

Dad: It was rough.

Dad: This is me working in Australia.

Reborn: When he was directing a group of man-eating kangaroos.

Haru: Man-eating kangaroos?!

Haru: U-Um, are kangaroos carnivores?

Reborn: The world's a big place.

Haru: Amazing!

Haru: I had no idea directing traffic was such a dangerous job!

Dad: P-Pretty much.

Dad: But it isn't always dangerous.

Haru: Eek?

Haru: Those penguins are so cute!

Dad: Ain't they?

Haru: U-Um, I'm curious about why you're only wearing a shirt at the South Pole.

Reborn: No biggie.

Reborn: Cold doesn't bother him.

Reborn: Right, Iemitsu?

Dad: It was forty below at the time.

Dad: So, a bit chilly.

Haru: A bit?!

Haru: You could freeze bananas and rust nails!

Haru: Wow, I had no idea you work in such dangerous places.

Dad: I didn't either.

Haru: Huh?

Dad: Never mind!

Dad: Anyway, it's all about guts.

Dad: You can survive anywhere, if you've got guts.

Reborn: You da man, Iemitsu.

Haru: Tsuna-san!

Dad: Yo, Tsuna.

Tsuna: Dad!

Tsuna: Don't help Reborn tease Haru!

Reborn: You're no fun.

Reborn: We were having a good time.

Haru: Wh-What do you mean?

Tsuna: Use your head!

Tsuna: There couldn't possibly be any traffic to direct there!

Haru: But there's a picture to prove it...

Haru: Eek!

Haru: It was just a sticker!

Dad: Oops. I need to head to my next job.

Dad: Gotta direct traffic at an underwater volcano.

Reborn: I'll tag along.

Tsuna: Hey!

Tsuna: Don't run away!

Haru: U-Um...

Haru: Well, I guess since he left...

Haru: That's all for today's "Haru's Haru-Haru Dangerous Interviews!"

Haru: I'll see you again next time!

Reborn: Next time: Another Sky.

: See you next time!