04x04 - Mr. Pigeon 72

[bunniefuu]

In the daytime, I'm Marinette.

Just a normal girl,

with a normal life.

But there's something about me

that no one knows yet.

Because I've got a secret.

♪ Miraculous, simply the best

♪ Up to the test

♪ When things go wrong

♪ Miraculous, the luckiest

♪ The power of love

always so strong

♪ Miraculous

♪ Miraculous ♪

Sure it's amazing being Ladybug,

I've got powers, kwamis...

But what if I could

prevent Shadow Moth

from creating villains

in the first place? Ha!

He'd be ruined!

Have you noticed he seems

to re-akumatise people

much more often

these days?

Do you know why?

Because he gets to know them

and figures out

how to manipulate them better!

You're right! I was akumatised

because I was obsessed with you!

You were hiding something

and it drove me crazy.

- But I had to keep it a secret!

- I know, girl.

But now that I know the truth,

I've got your back!

What? Mr Pigeon has already

been akumatised times?

He's just a harmless guy trying

to take care of pigeons.

It's so not fair!

I promised him I'd keep him

safe from Shadow Moth,

but I just can't figure it out.

Argh!

I don't understand a thing

in this spell book!

Master Fu didn't understand

much in it either,

but he was able to do it,

with proper time and rest!

Hold that thought, Wayzz!

I think this is it!

- (expl*si*n)

- Aaah!

- Ugh!

- Ugh...

I was sure "spicy little rock"

would be pepper.

Alya, help us

reason with her, please?

Marinette, how long

have you been working on this?

I dunno. Maybe ten days.

Now we're on spring break,

I finally have time

to put my whole heart into it!

When was the last time

you worked on a design?

I do loads of designing! Look!

I designed a security system

so nobody can enter my room

when I'm not in,

and if I put this on,

I can hear what's going on,

even when I'm out of the room!

I'll have to break it to you.

I'm the only one who can.

This is totally insane!

Girl, trust your BFF!

When I'm researching something

obsessively,

that's when my mind

can get really blocked.

You know what you need most

right now? A break!

No way! No breaks until I find

out how to keep Shadow Moth

from re-akumatising people!

Aaah!

Tom, this science experiment

is starting to worry me.

But you know that she asked us

not to bother her.

I know you want to stop

Shadow Moth.

But my grandmother says,

"Life is not waiting

for the storm to pass,

it's learning

to dance in the rain.

Dance? How can I dance when

he's going after those I love?

(Trixx whimpers)

I bet you had no idea

Adrien and Kagami

aren't seeing each other

any more.

What? Are you serious?

I have to go and console Kagami!

The poor thing!

She must be devastated!

Hang on. Don't you mean you have

to go and console Adrien?

Why would I console Adrien?

The house-and-three-kids

and a hamster-named-whatever?

Ring a bell?

There's no way

we can be together!

I can't even talk to him!

Besides, I have... no more...

feelings for Adrien!

I don't love him any more.

There!

And Kagami is perfect for him!

She has no problem

talking to him,

and they fence together.

Poor girl.

She must be so upset!

This is a joke, right?

Or maybe all the days

locked in your room

breathing fumes

must have gone to your brain.

Alya, Kagami doesn't have

any friends in Paris besides me.

I have to go and console her.

Fine! Go console Kagami

if you want to.

As long as you're getting

some fresh air, it's all good.

And I'll go through the notes,

and see if I can

- make any sense out of it.

- Oh, you would do that?

You're not alone any more.

I've got your back, remember?

Thanks, Alya.

Forgetting something?

Oops! Spots off!

Aren't you still

forgetting something?

Why? No! Of course! My pool bag!

Uh, Marinette...

Oh! My pyjamas!

Ah, sweetie! That project

of yours is finally done?

- Yes! I mean, no!

- (Stomach rumbles)

But Alya is helping me,

so I'll take a break!

Maybe you should take something

to eat on the road.

Thanks, Dad!

Now, let's go cheer up Kagami!

(Phone rings)

- Hello?

- Kagami! Where are you?

- In the Tuileries.

- Perfect!

Don't move. I'm on my way!

- Now is not a good time --

- I'll always be

there for you, Kagami!

Kagami!

Oh! Would you like

a brioche, Mrs Tsurugi?

Mother, you remember Marinette?

Yes. I distinctly remember

your very unique friend.

I'll bring her back in an hour!

Try the ones with fresh fruit.

It's one of my dad's

new recipes! They're delish!

- Mmm.

- Adrien is at the pool,

getting ready to sh**t

his next ad!

It's the perfect place

to make up!

You know his schedule by heart?

Yeah, for the next years,

duh! But who cares?

'Cause today's the day that I'm

getting you two back together!

I don't want

to get back with Adrien.

I decided to break up and --

Of course you did!

You felt unworthy of him,

but you're wrong!

You're strong,

you're both perfect!

- Marinette!

- You're meant for each other!

I get it.

It's out of sight, out of mind.

But when

you lay eyes on him again,

you'll both blush and stutter,

talk about big houses,

three kids and a hamster

and it'll all be wonderful!

- (Phone rings)

- Sorry. Hello?

I don't want to be with Adrien

any more. He let me down.

Just trust me! I can prove

that he's worthy of you!

Of course! Makes sense!

They've closed the pool

to rehearse in private!

- Perfect, let's go!

- Absolutely, let's go...

inside,

by distracting the bodyguard.

I'll have to break it to you,

'cause only I can.

This is totally insane!

Jumping into freezing water

when we could be peacefully

eating cheese? Oh!

I take back everything I said!

Everything is great!

(Munches)

Just great. Mmm! Mmm!

OK, now picture it, Gabe.

Adrien is on top

of the Eiffel tower,

bathed in sunlight.

He jumps off. Slow motion.

Doves flutter all around him

as if his fall would never end.

The catchphrase,

"Dive into romantic, magical,

eternal Paris!"

And then splash,

right into a glass

of sparkling golden juice!

Packshot! "Splash"

the new fragrance by Gabriel!

Those birds are not doves.

They're pigeons.

(Laughs)

Not at all! They're doves!

- My birds aren't do --

- I know they're pigeons.

But it is in our interests

if Agreste believes

they're doves!

Mine, because he's paying me

a lot of money,

and yours because I can convince

the mayor to create a space

specifically dedicated

to pigeons in Paris.

So, for today,

your pigeons are doves. Got it?

OK, everybody, places!

Action!

(Blows pigeon caller)

Something is missing.

(Giggles)

Adrien's at the pool! There!

We've got "Magical Paris",

and "Eternal Paris"

but we're missing

"Romantic Paris."

A red rose!

I want one of these doves

to bring a rose to my son.

He'll take it

between his teeth,

before he enters the water.

That will be perfect.

You can count on Edgar!

No animal's more obedient

than this sweet little pigeon!

Dove! They're doves!

Hang on.

I'm allergic to pigeons.

Nothing will happen!

They're doves!

I'll give you minutes

to set this all up.

You heard the man, Ramier.

You better not let me down!

And now, time for camouflage!

Do you always

carry this with you?

Of course, I have to be rea --

I mean, you

have to be ready

for any opportunity

whenever you run into Adrien!

Everything folds up neatly,

even this fancy ball gown!

You'll be needing it

when you get back together!

Here are the swimsuits!

No time to lose!

I bet you're starting

to fall in love with him again!

- No.

- You've not seen him in action.

Action!

- Atchoo! Aaah!

- (Splash)

Your pigeon

isn't up for the job!

Why bring back the rose?

The sneeze frightened him!

I told you, I'm allergic

to pigeons! Atchoo!

Did you see how handsome he is?

Did you feel your heart

b*at faster? Get the shivers?

I felt sorry

for that poor pigeon tamer.

You haven't looked

into each other's eyes yet!

- Oh! I've got an idea!

- (Groans)

Here,

for your allergy to the doves!

KAGAMI: What are you doing?

Put me down right now!

I'm helping your eyes meet!

He's looking at you!

Look at him! Look at him!

This cannot be happening!

How complicated is it

to deliver a rose in mid-flight

to a model?

It's all my fault.

I thought I saw

one of my friends from school!

Well, I don't see anyone,

except a stupid bird

that's incapable of doing

what it's been asked to do

and that's gonna get banned

from all of Paris

if it continues

to ruin my rehearsals!

No, Marinette, I didn't feel

anything, except shame,

for me, for Adrien

and for this embarrassing

situation!

- I'm leaving!

- You were too far apart!

It's when you're close together

that you really feel it!

I've got an idea!

- Are you ready?

- Of course! Grr!

Remember, Edgar,

if Mr Roth is happy,

he'll speak to the mayor

and pigeons will live in Paris

happily ever after!

Action!

Marinette! Stop it!

This is completely crazy!

Love is crazy, so stop

thinking so much and dive in!

- Aaah!

- Marinette?

Edgar!

Marinette,

what are you doing here?

Who, me? I just came here to do

a few laps and wind you up!

I mean, unwind! How about you?

We're in rehearsal

for a commercial.

- The pool was closed --

- Closed? Oh!

That's why there was

no one at the desk!

Oh, boy, I wouldn't want

to kiss you, I mean keep you,

keep you from your job.

So I'll be on my way!

Ha, ha! Aaah!

This is a complete failure.

It's not my fault!

It's his fault!

How dare you?

Edgar is my best friend,

the most intelligent

and loyal pigeon there ever was!

- So it is a pigeon.

- What? This is a pigeon?

How dare you cheat me

out of the real thing?

So sorry. I'll find

a replacement immediately!

- I know a good shark tamer!

- Do not disappoint me again.

This commercial

is turning into a fiasco,

but maybe we can salvage

something beneficial from it,

my love.

You! Get out of my pool!

You're fired!

But how about the mayor?

I'll tell the mayor

to ban those flying rats

and tamers like you,

now and forever! Get out!

- Mr Ramier...

- I failed.

I sense that this time

Mr Ramier's distress

has reached new depths!

Fly, my lovely akuma

and evilise his unhinged heart.

(Fans shouting for Adrien)

Mr Pigeon, I am Shadow Moth.

Since humans and pigeons cannot

live together in harmony...

I will turn every human

into a pigeon!

(Cooes)

What would Paris be

without its pigeons

and without Mr Pigeon!

From now on, everyone will have

to accept us, my friends,

because everyone

will be just like us!

Kagami, please!

Just one last try!

Now I know what I got wrong!

I haven't gone

far back enough in time!

Let's recreate the moment

you first fell in love!

Marinette, I'm going to tell

you, once and for all --

Kagami?

Adrien!

And we were having

such a pleasant time.

Tikki, spots on!

Atchoo!

PLAGG AND LADYBIRD: Adrien!

This is not the time

to get trapped!

Cat Noir! I won't make it

through this without you!

You'll have to.

Cat Noir has been feathered.

Lucky charm!

A hand drill? I don't think

you'll get out of here

with such a tiny hole.

Who said anything

about getting out?

Of course! Just like

with every other investigation,

the answer was

right under my nose

since the very beginning!

This is not normal.

No, it isn't. We'll never know!

Mr Pigeon is back

for the nd time,

and now

he's transforming Parisians --

- Ladybug!

- I'm stuck at the pool.

- Shall I get you out?

- No, not you.

It's too dangerous

to be out in Paris.

Cat Noir's

been transformed into a pigeon.

- How can I help?

- I need Ladybug and Cat Noir

- to lure Mr Pigeon back here.

- Got it.

Ladybug needs us.

Trixx, let's pounce!

Mirage!

- Illusions are on their way!

- Thanks, Rena Rouge.

This way, Mr Mayor.

Hurry. Hurry!

No need for permission to turn

Paris into a pigeon paradise

when the mayor himself

is a pigeon!

Don't forget that there are

other evil animals in Paris,

ready to put a stop

to your power.

Ladybug! Cat Noir!

Give yourselves up,

or else I'll spread my wings

even farther.

So far... that the entire world

will become pigeons!

If I were you, I'd transform

people into kittens.

Everyone likes kittens better!

Or into ladybugs!

At least they bring good luck!

I couldn't have said it better!

- Nice work, Rena!

- Oh, yes!

Ladybugs make an excellent

snack... for pigeons!

Sure, but you gotta

catch them first!

Careful!

If they touch the illusions,

- they'll disappear!

- Don't worry!

- Plagg, you're up!

- Ugh, I hate water and pigeons,

and that Cat Noir isn't here

to do this instead of me!

(Cooing) Ha, ha, ha!

Jewels are forbidden

in the pool, Ladybug!

It's time, Rena!

I'm afraid this time

we don't have a choice, Milady.

It's time to throw in the towel,

Kittycat!

- Finally!

- Now!

Take them if you can!

Pigeons might not like water,

but I do!

No!

No!

My bird call!

There you go!

No more evil-doing for you,

little akuma!

Time to de-evilise.

Gotcha!

Bye-bye, little butterfly!

Miraculous Ladybug!

Huh?

Have fun with your little

magic tricks, Ladybug.

One day I will crush you

and that won't be an illusion!

Happy to see you again, Adrien.

So, still allergic to pigeons?

Atchoo! Just as always, Plagg!

Oh, no... I was the victim

of Shadow Moth again, wasn't I?

I wish I could tell you it would

be the last time, Mr Ramier,

but that's a miracle

I cannot perform.

- Don't be so sure!

- Rena Rouge?

You've been so focused

on being a guardian

that you've forgotten

you're Ladybug!

You found something

in the spellbook?

No! There was nothing to find!

What if the rules

are not a finite set

of existing rules,

but only what the guardians

had learned so far?

Which means... If my power

is the power of creation...

Yes! Create! Your only limits

are the ones

you put on yourself!

Wow! What happened to your suit?

And what's that?

It's a... magical charm!

Mr Ramier,

always keep this with you.

It will protect you

from negative emotions.

Does this mean that Shadow Moth

can't akumatise me any more?

Oh! Do you hear that,

my friends?

We'll never be

Paris's villains again!

- Pound it!

- Pound it!

That girl is truly miraculous.

You know, that whole

heart-b*ating, tingling,

knees trembling thing?

I felt all that...

from you. You're the one

blushing and stuttering

and saying silly things

every time you see Adrien.

You're the one

who knows his schedule by heart.

You're right, Marinette.

Adrien is perfect.

He's perfect for you.

I... but... Kagami!

Wow, you've had it

all this time?

Oh, yeah, it's a sorry sight.

I mean, sorry, you're right!

This is your embrace, I mean,

umbrella, you let me kiss...

keep, er, keep! I can finally

gaze... I mean give it back!

You're gonna need it

to get through all this.

That's true.

Or maybe we could drop you off?

Oh! (Laughter)

We've got an umbrella,

why don't we use it?

We could... walk home.

What do you say?

I...

I have Chinese class. You know

how demanding my father is.

But see you tomorrow, at school?

Yes. See you tomorrow, Adrien.

- Ooh!

- (Chuckles)

They really are

made for each other.

Tatsu! Let's go!

- Everything OK, Marinette?

- Everything's great, Tikki.

Life is not about waiting

for the storm to pass,

but learning

to dance in the rain.

Woohoo!