04x24 - Qilin

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir". Aired: September 1, 2015 – present.*
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A computer-animated series that takes place in modern-day Paris and revolves around the adventures of two teenagers who transform into their superhero personas, Ladybug and Cat Noir when evil arises.
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04x24 - Qilin

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In the daytime, I'm Marinette. ::. --] ::. line:%,start

Just a normal girl,

with a normal life. ::. --] ::. line:%,start

But there's something about me

that no one knows yet. ::. --] ::. line:%,start

Because I've got a secret. ::. --] ::. line:%,start

♪ Miraculous,

simply the best

♪ Up to the test

when things go wrong

♪ Miraculous, the luckiest ♪ ::. --] ::. line:%,start

♪ The power of love

always so strong

♪ Miraculous ♪ ::. --] ::. line:%,start

♪ Miraculous ♪ ::. --] ::. line:%,start

Hmm. I choose... Max!

Markov, who's gonna give me

a % chance of winning?

Processing...

Alya!

Oh, no! Alya was Markov's pick!

- Hey! Using Markov is cheating!

- Well, we need the best players

- if we're gonna win, right?

- Since we know who'll win,

- why play? I'm going home!

- Nobody's going home,

and nobody's going to cheat!

I specifically asked

Mr Didier to join us

to teach you to play together

and develop some team spirit!

Yes! In soccer, what's important

is not winning or losing,

but enjoying yourselves

by playing together!

Together means

not only your teammates,

but everyone on the field.

I like playing

with my opponents,

- especially when crushing them!

- Can you think of ways

- to make teams more fair?

- Let's try girls against boys!

- No way, we'd lose again!

- I know!

By alphabetical order

of our teddy bears' names!

You're the only one

who still has a teddy bear!

- You and Chloé!

- Of course I have a teddy b --

Er, I mean, ridiculous!

Utterly ridiculous!

- Why don't we draw for it?

- Yeah! That's a great idea!

What's so great about

running around, chasing a ball?

And what if I hurt my hand?

I couldn't draw any more!

You play soccer with your feet.

Your hands'll be fine.

And it's fun! Soccer

is all about bicycle kicks,

Marseille turns,

rainbow kicks...

And since you like stories,

just wait!

A good game is full of exciting

twists and turns,

- like a good manga!

- I'd rather work on our comic!

But you can't skip the class!

Miss Bustier

got Mr Didier to come here!

He's a legend! A real walking

encyclopaedia of soccer!

Oh, come on, Marc, think

of an excuse for me, please!

You're the writer. And that way

you'll get to meet Mr Didier!

And, so, that's why

he can't be here for this class.

Hmm. That means

we're missing a player.

Wouldn't you like to play?

Uh... uh... no...

I... This isn't my class

- and I'm not all that good.

- It's your call.

Uh, mind passing me that ball,

over there, before you go?

- Wow!

- You absolutely have to play!

Mmm-hmm.

Sabrina! I forbid you

to play this stupid game!

Don't listen to Chloé!

You're allowed to play soccer

if you like it!

The only thing she likes

is obeying me!

Yeah! Sorry, Sabrina! Yeah!

Go ahead, Teddy Bear!

But I might hurt someone

if I kick too

hard or jostle them.

Sorry! Marc!

Awesome!

- Uh...

- Hmm?

- Oops!

- Dude, quick! Pass it!

(Whistle blows)

Handball! Like my friend said,

"With football,

your feet are just the tools."

But only goalies can

touch the ball with their hands.

Oh, sorry! I'm not

that familiar with the rules.

(Groans)

Oh! Reminds me

of my friend Michel in '!

Hey, you're the one who's

supposed to stop the ball!

There is no way I'm touching

that round thing.

I don't want to catch a disease,

or even worse, lameness!

I can replace you, if you want!

I love being the goalie!

But you're not even on her team!

If we don't have a real goalie,

it's a losing battle!

I refuse to be on a team

of losers. I'm going home!

Ah, ah, ah! Chloé, you cannot

go home during school hours!

If you wanna win,

then just play!

How come I can't be on

the bench, with whatshername?

- Ow!

- Lila is injured!

Pff! Another one of her lies!

Well, I'm injured too,

in my wrist! Ow! Ouch!

Owie!

- That's your thigh!

- Nobody asked you, Baker Girl!

Anyone have an idea how

to include your classmates,

while still keeping the game

fair and engaging?

Well, Chloé could switch teams

with every goal!

The winners will be those

who did best with this handicap.

I mean,

having Chloé as their goalie.

- Yeah!

- Nicely done, Captain...

- Marinette, is it?

- Yes! Thank you, sir!

Well, I find Dupain-Cheng's idea

ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!

Why don't you call your father?

He could just cancel this class,

since I... mean, we hate soccer!

No need. I'm waiting for a call

from someone else...

someone much more powerful! Hm!

Ah, Chloé Bourgeois,

it's been too long!

Ladybug's Magical Charm

has put you on the sidelines.

But now it's time for a rematch.

Time for kick-off, my Megakuma.

Give back all the aggressiveness

to my favourite striker!

Penalty, I am Shadow Moth.

Your classmates

are forcing you to play soccer?

I'm giving you the power to make

them loathe this sport forever.

To accomplish this,

you'll be an invincible team,

with all the guarantees

of winning it all...

Including cheating, of course!

- In exchange --

- Save your breath.

Victory and the Miraculous,

I know.

Chloé? Aaah!

- Huh?

- Huh?

You wanted to play soccer?

OK, then, let's play!

But... I thought

you didn't like soccer.

I can't stand it! And I promise

that when I'm done with you,

you too will never wanna play

this game ever again!

Chloé, vengeance is never

the solution to any problem.

I'm no longer Chloé.

From now on, call me Penalty,

and here's my Penalteam!

Ha, ha!

- (Gasps)

- Miss Bustier!

The first half is minutes.

If I win, no one will ever

play soccer in this city again!

(Evil laugh)

If you play anything like Chloé,

this is gonna be easy!

Alya, no!

Huh?

The Penalteam is invincible,

you bunch of losers!

That goal doesn't count!

There was a foul!

She's right! That's a red card!

I get to decide the rules!

Aaah!

And you,

since you like to talk so much,

why don't you be

our official commentator?

(Evil laugh)

Giving up already?

And I thought you loved soccer!

But I'm warning you,

the more I score,

the more cramped

your friends will be!

Welcome to the Stadium

of Princesses... or not!

No intention of losing

this game!

Tikki, spots on!

Ugh! For pity's sake!

Anything but soccer, please!

Sorry,

but Ladybug and I are a team!

Plagg, claws out!

Just when seemed

all hope was lost,

Ladybug enters the field!

Wanna play soccer?

How about battling it out

- on an equal playing field!

- Ah! Ladybug!

Nothing would make me happier

than crushing your team

- of ridiculous losers!

- No need for a whole team.

It's just Cat Noir and me

against your clones!

We'll be so awesome

you won't even see the ball.

We're gonna win and

de-akumatize you in no time!

(Laughter)

The akuma is the trophy.

And trophies are for winners,

not losers!

(Chuckles) Nice scare tactics,

but it's not gonna work.

Cat Noir and I

are the best at soccer!

I don't know a thing

about soccer, Milady!

Maybe it's better

to call the real team!

Oh! Well... uh...

Cat Noir will tend the goals

while I go get

the rest of our team.

(Chloé laughs)

I guess you're not that

confident after all, Ladybug!

Let's see what you're made of,

kitty cat!

From the look on his face, not

champion material, I'm afraid.

Sabrina Raincomprix, here is

the Miraculous of the Dog,

which grants the power to return

whatever your ball has touched.

I'm sorry,

but I can't do that to Chloé!

That's not Chloé out there.

It's Penalteam.

Don't you want to set her free?

If it's to save Chloé, then yes!

Besides, I love soccer!

Hi, I'm Baark

and I'm your kwami.

Ladybug, I'm really not

that good at soccer, I --

You're too hard on yourself.

You're more talented

than you realise!

Hi, I'm Oriko. Let's play!

It's just...

I'm flattered, Ladybug.

But I don't like

being on a team.

Really? Aren't you the one

who teamed up with a writer

to create those Ladybug comics?

You'll use it for the greater

good and return it

once the job is done.

Can I trust you?

Hi, I'm your Kwami, Ziggy!

Can I trust you?

Hi, I'm Stomp. Let's add

some muscle to this game!

What if I hurt someone

using my superpowers?

It's good to be careful,

but you're with superheroes,

facing supervillains.

No one can be hurt.

Left on his own,

Cat Noir seems exhausted.

Penalteam's cannonballs

have turned the feline

into cat food!

It's not sport any more!

It's animal abuse!

You didn't do so badly,

kitty cat.

Ladybug is back!

Here's the group selected

for this decisive match.

Ladybug remains faithful

in her line-up.

Carapace, Pegasus,

Polymouse, King Monkey,

Purple Tigress, Piggella,

Vesperia, Viperion and Ryûko.

But also four new recruits

whose names I don't know!

Miss Hound!

Rooster Bold!

Caprikid!

Minotaurox!

Bla, bla, bla, bla.

OK, losers, are you done yet?

Got a plan for getting

the akumatized object?

It'll be our trophy when we win.

- What if we don't?

- Come on, I know this game!

Let's finish this soccer game

once and for all!

And so begins

the battle of the century

between Penalteam

and the Miraculous Team!

Impossible! Injustice!

- Treason!

- Foul!

Not according to my rules!

Careful!

Don't let her touch you!

Penalty passes to Penalty,

who passes to Penalty!

What a show of coordination,

as if they were one!

Which seems to be the case!

Pegasus lets Penalty pass.

Ladybug's team

seems thrown off course!

- Yoohoo!

- The goal is gone!

- Now what do we do?

- We move on to the next level,

losers!

The playing field has gone

from the stadium to...

all of Paris!

This is total soccer,

like my friend Johan

used to say!

And the game resumes with

a long clearance to Ladybug.

Ladybug seems determined

to turn this game around.

Purple Tigress

is in good position!

- Purple Tigress, cover me!

- Huh?

Clout!

(Screaming)

Minotaurox, who just came in to

replace Viperion, is unmarked.

But Ladybug

decides to go alone.

The Penalteam

seize their chance

and take back control the ball!

- What a shame!

- Give it back!

- Stop!

- Leave it, I got this!

(Evil laugh)

Ladybug will have to play

more of a team game

to block Penalteam's

coordinated strategy!

- Woohoo!

- Cat Noir scored an own goal!

Now that's what you call

a cat-astrophe!

- Huh? But I scored! Not her!

- You scored against your team.

You put the ball

into the wrong goal.

Ah! Got it!

Aaah!

Uh-oh!

Shell-ter!

Keeping the Penalteam

from scoring

is a start,

but it's still a long road

to victory! Half time!

(Cheering)

(Panting)

No one uses their power.

It's too risky

if you get imprisoned.

Go recharge your kwamis

and transform back.

I'm sorry.

I've been a bad captain.

I played a solo game.

I forgot we're a team.

I'm gonna need all of you now,

more than ever!

- You sure? I'm not really --

- You're an excellent player,

Rooster Bold.

That's why I chose you.

That's why I chose all of you.

Let's play together and bring

our individual strengths

together onto the field!

ALL: Together!

Ladybug's team is back on field

with a four-three-three

formation and a new spirit!

LADYBUG: King Monkey is just

ahead of you, to your right.

King Monkey, switch wings,

on the right, to Vesperia.

You're up, Rooster Bold!

You can't score a goal

if you don't take a sh*t!

Goal!

The change of strategy

seems to be paying off!

The game is smoother

and better coordinated.

Come on, Team Miraculous!

It's still a tie,

with only seconds left!

Nice rainbow flick,

perfectly ex*cuted by Ladybug!

Use your power

and sh**t as hard as you can!

Resistance!

That's incredible!

It's looks like Minotaurox

is now impervious

to all other powers.

My friends, this is more

than a miraculous comeback!

It's... a Miraculada!

Ladybug's team has won!

- We've earned our trophy!

- No, this is not over!

- But that's not fair!

- It's my soccer game.

I can do whatever I want.

- I'm the villain!

- Cataclysm!

- Huh?

- Cat Noir's been hit!

In five minutes,

he'll transform back

and reveal his secret identity.

Unless our heroes can

get their hands on an akuma,

- that's unreachable!

- Ah!

I love sports just for

unique moments like these!

Lucky charm!

OK, Penalty. We'll keep playing.

So, we can't win.

She'll never let us.

The glasses are out of reach.

To end this,

Chloé must reject

the akuma herself.

We've five minutes to make them

despise playing soccer so much

- that she'll quit!

- How?

By making her realise

she can't win!

We'll be a team

of invincible superheroes.

We will use our powers

without ever transforming back.

But that's impossible.

If we use our powers,

we will transform back

after five minutes!

True. But we can make them

believe otherwise,

- thanks to Caprikid's power!

- Hmm.

What we need is a magic wand!

I can create any object I want,

so I guess I can make a wand.

But I can't make it magic!

Also true, but Penalteam

doesn't have to know that!

Ladybug's eleven

are in position.

Four minutes before Ladybug

and Cat Noir transform back.

Ready for your countdown

as a superhero, Ladyloser?

Never claim goal before the ball

has crossed the line, Penalty!

Genesis!

Thanks to this magic wand,

I'm granting you all the power

to indefinitely use your powers!

No more time limits!

No transforming back!

Unlimited number of use!

But that... that's cheating!

You were the one who wanted

to play, right? Well, we will.

Indefinitely. And we're

gonna love it... forever!

- Hey! Don't touch that!

- Sorry, I just love ballies!

Fetch!

- What?

- Super, Miss Hound!

- Sublimation!

- (Laughs) Sublimation?

You've the power

to make yourself less ugly?

Actually, my power

is to choose a super-ability.

And I choose to score

any time I sh**t!

Aaah!

That's how it'll be

every time I get the ball!

- You're lame!

- It's not us. It was them!

The tension is rising

between the Penalteam players!

- Venom!

- There you go!

A winning team

is a united team,

united by its diversity!

A team where

individualities find expression

and complement each other!

That's the beauty of sports!

Well, like my friend Arsène

said, "In soccer,

the important thing is not

to have the eleven best,

but the best eleven!

You're just gonna keep scoring?

That's not fair!

Yep, and that's the way

it's gonna be, forever.

Uproar!

Huh?

But... what has this fool done?

My power's all messed up now!

Nah! I've just made it

way more fun!

- You are so useless!

- No, you're useless!

You're both ridiculous!

Stop going "quack, quack."

- You're the one quacking!

- Stop making that noise!

If we can't move, we can't play!

I am done with you!

I can't stand you!

You're all ridiculous,

utterly ridiculous!

- Grr!

- Don't give up, Penalty!

Ridiculousness

never hurt anyone!

You're the one who's ridiculous,

and so is your akuma!

I'm sick of your games!

No more evil-doing for you,

little akuma!

Time to de-evilise!

Gotcha!

Bye-bye, little butterfly!

Miraculous Ladybug!

Pound it!

Ladybug, I came as an opponent.

I'll leave

as your worst nightmare!

Miss Bustier, Mr Didier,

we've discussed it,

and we all agree.

Chloé shouldn't have to play

unless she wants to.

Oh, that's too kind of you,

Dupain-Cheng! Yeah!

Hmm. We're going to be

one player short again!

Well, I could play!

I mean, if it's OK with you!

(Cheering)

Grr! What are you waiting for?

Please, Chloé, I'd like to --

Whatever! Go play

with these bunch of losers.

After all,

you're just like them!

- Welcome to the bench.

- What's your name again?

It's not my name that matters,

but who I hate.

And I think we've got

a lot in common on that front.

♪ Lively music ♪
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