01x16 - Momma Robotnik's Birthday

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[Clock ticking]

[Alarm ringing]

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I hate guard duty!

Hate it, hate it, hate it!

[Rumbling]

[Gasps]

What's that?

Huh?!

Who's there?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[Gasps]

I'd better call the big guy!

Ahan.

Just a little more.

[Phone rings]

Who dares to interrupt me?

Stupid fool, made me drop my screwdriver!

[yells and screams]

Dr. Robotnik!

Are you there?

Coconuts!

I told you never to call me when I'm busy!

But, but, but, but something's coming!

Something big!

[Yelps]

Big, big, big!

Really big!

Oh no, help!

[Crying]

Coconuts!

Come in, you hunk of robotic junk!

What's that?

[Robotnik] Grounder, Scratch!

Emergency alert!

Something has invaded the fortress!

Stop it at all costs!

-Right, Dr. Robotnik! -Right, Dr. Robotnik!

[Groans]

My momma?

Oh, well hello, Momma.

-[Scratch] Momma? -[Grounder] Momma?

-Momma! -Momma!

Err, nice to see you, momma.

Nice to see you?

Is that all I get?

After all these years?

Why did you leave the Mobius Home for Really Bizarre Mothers?

I didn't leave, I escaped!

To come and see my rotten son!

I knew you'd forget!

It's my birthday, you nogoodnik.

I know it's your birthday!

[Momma Robotnik] Don't lie to me, you fibber.

But it's not too late.

I know just the present I want you to give me.

[Momma Robotnik] Look here.

You want trees for your birthday??!

[Momma Robotnik] No!

I want the Mobius National Park destroyed!

It spoils the view from my bedroom window.

Of course, Momma.

What a wonderful gift idea!

Grounder, Scratch!

I'll need some special robots!

[Robotnik] Prepare the robot factory!

Out of the way, Dr. Robotnik told me to do it!

He told me to do it!

Just do it!!

[Screaming]

Hark! I hear the call!

The call to haul!

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-Knock ' em down! -Knock 'em down!

-Knock ' em down! -Knock 'em down!

Way down!

Whoah!

Those robots are poisoning the trees!

It's Sonic!

Get him!

[Whirring]

Uh, Sonic?

Shouldn't we be, like, doing something?

I am, kid, I am.

But I think you'd better go check out a safe spot

for a while.

This is where I get that miserable Sonic

once and for all!

There you go again!

Hogging all the credit!

Don't call me a hog, you chicken!!

Here's a taste of yer own medicine, pal!

Eat some more! It's fattening!

[expl*si*n]

[Clucking]

That rotten hedgehog cheated!

Never mind that!

I've got a plan!

Ooh, I'm all aflutter with excitement!

Can we get on with this?

It's almost lunchtime, and there's a chili dog

with my name on it waiting in the next town.

You and I will head sonic off this way.

The robots will cut him off that way.

I could have thought of that plan myself!

Ready Robot Repair at your service!

We've got a repair order here for a couple of

Tree-k*ller Robots.

Lemme see that!

[Sonic] I don't have a lot of time here.

Dr. Robotnik said to get this taken care of now.

Dr. Robotnik said?

Well in that case, go ahead.

[Sonic] This is not gonna be cheap!

He seems to know what he's doing.

I'd certainly recommend him to all my friends.

[Sonic] Uh oh! More trouble here!

Some bad news, fellas.

Just do the best you can.

But make it quick.

You're the boss.

I really oughtta take this one into the shop.

All fixed! Sign here please.

Okey-dokey!

Call us again if you have any problems.

So long!

Excellent service.

And so quick!

Now let's get that hedgehog!

[Momma Robotnik] Slow down!

You are the worst driver!

Watch out for that bird!

Where are we going, anyway?

I thought you'd like to see my dirty work, Momma.

My gift to you!

I just hope they did a halfway decent job of destruction!

But what's going on down there?

Those metallic morons!

[Robotnik] They can't do anything right!

[Coughing]

[Grounder] Help!

[Coughing]

Why are my Tree-k*ller Robots spraying you?

It was that robot repairman you sent!

He did it!

I sent no repairman!

Sure you did!

Spiney little blue guy, about so tall.

That was sonic, you silicon brain!

[Sighs]

Do I have to do everything myself?

[Momma Robotnik] You'd better do something yourself!

Sonny!

Get us out of this brown cloud.

[Robotnik] Hang on, Momma!

I'm trying to figure out which way is up!

Sonny!

Get your head out of the mud and help me!

I can't hear you, momma.

My head is stuck in the mud!

I guess we showed 'em, right Sonic?

Right.

But I have a feelin' we'll have to show 'em again real soon.

Loot and pillage! Valley Village!

Loot and pillage! Valley Village!

Help!

Ooh! I love the sound of mayhem in the morning!

You'd better get it right this time, sonny!

No problem, Momma.

My plan cannot fail!

Look, Sonic!

[Sonic] Won't those robots ever learn?

Put the pedal to the metal, little buddy!

Ah!

Come on down to the biggest game show of all, Lucky Loot-A-Rama!

Tell 'em what they'll win, Don!

Right, Jeb!

Our lucky contestants will win an entire week of looting

the city or town of their choice!

[Crowd applauding]

And in addition, the grand prize winner will receive his very own

brand new, turbocharged, state of the art Loot-Mobile!

[Excited noise]

Who's that spiney little runt?

Oh no! It's Sonic! He'll ruin everything!

I'll warn those two nincompoops!

[Phone ringing]

Hey, can you call back later?

I'm just about to win a Loot-Mobile!

No way, that prize is mine!

-It's mine! -It's mine!

[Overlapping speech]

That's no game show, you steel-headed stupidniks!

That's--

Even our losers go home with this wonderful set of

Jujitsu Knives!

They'll cut anything!

Now let the games begin!

Oh boy!

My very own Lootmobile!

Me too! Me too!

All right, here's your first question.

How many eggs in a dozen?

How many eggs in a dozen what?

[Sonic] Ooh, sorry, time's up.

But we have a nice consolation prize,

behind door number three!

[Sonic] A year's supply of water!

[Both screaming]

They were all washed up anyway.

Right, Sonic!

What's that yelling?

[Yelling]

You nogoodnik!

You idiotnik!

Can't you do anything?

I'll try again, Mommy!

No you won't.

It's my turn.

And this time.

I'll give myself a birthday present: the capture of Sonic!

[Evil laugh]

What is that?

[Crying]

Oh no, it's Robotnik!

No it isn't.

Unless he turned himself into a girl!

[Sobbing]

Oh dear!

I've lost my little boy!

Can I help you find him?

[Blowing nose]

No, no, no it's not like that.

I used to have a wonderful son but he turned bad.

Look, this is my son now, an evil man.

[Snarls and growling]

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[Evil laugh]

[Sobbing]

[Momma Robotnik] And I wanted so much for him to grow up to be a lawyer!

There, there. It's not your fault.

But it is!

We moved and I left behind his Fuzzy Wuzzy!

[Sobbing]

His Fuzzy Wuzzy??

He such was a nice baby!

[Momma Robotnik] But when he lost his favourite stuffed toy,

he turned bad!

[Chomps]

[Sighs]

If only Robotnik could have his Fuzzy Wuzzy back

I just know he'd be a good boy again!

I'll help you, ma'am.

Where is this Fuzzy Wuzzy?

It's in our old home in Chaos City.

Oh, it's much too long a journey for an old woman like me.

A big lad like you is old enough to make his own

decisions, right?

Okay, I'll go now.

But I gotta leave Sonic a note.

Here's something to write with.

It has the address of our house in Chaos City already on it.

Now Be sure you tell him you're going by way

of Pandemonium Pass.

All set, Ma'am.

Such a good boy!

And so gullible!

[Evil laughs]

Whoah!

That piece of paper had my name on it!

Dear Sonic, I have gone to Chaos city to

save Dr. Robotnik's Fuzzy Wuzzy.

P.S Momma Robotnik says to tell you I'm gonna go

through Pandemonium Pass.

Love, Tails.

Momma Robotnik?!

Tails is in deep dog food!

[Whooshing]

Mmm!

Come to zee Great Cajun Chili Dog Cook off!

Free samples!

Free, free!

Whoah!

[Sniffing]

Yum, I never pass up a free sample of chili dogs!

[Munches]

[Muffled speech]

I garontee, you weel nevair eat another one!

No, no, no, no!

[Chuckles]

[Whirring]

[Growling]

I've heard of chili with a bite...

[Munches & gulps]

...but this is ridiculous!

I gotcha, I gotcha!

[Laughing]

[Grunts]

Oh what shall I do?

[Roaring]

Not you again, Coconoise!

That's Coconuts!

And you-- and you--

Never mind!

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[Screaming]

[expl*si*n]

I hate to spill the beans, but you're headed for a fall!

Huh?

[Thuds]

Let go of me, you stupid pot!

Don't bother to get up.

I'll show myself out.

See ya around, Nutz!

[Whooshing]

It's him, get the trap ready!

This sure looks like a trap.

But what's life without a little adventure?

[Rumbling]

[Grounder panting]

Couldn't you have picked a lighter boulder?

Not if we want to be sure and stop that hedgehog

once and for all!

Now!

Hey, big rock, headed my way!

We got him now!

[Cackles]

[Scratch] Uh-oh!

What do ya mean, uh-oh?

That, uh oh!

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Boy, am I in trouble!

You know, I think I saw this mansion on

Lifestyles of the Mean and Rotten.

[Tails] Sonic, over here!

Help!

You know better than to go off without me, little bud.

Hurry, sonic, before...

[Momma Robotnik] Before it's too late?

But it already is!

[Evil laugh]

Ah, how nice to finally meet you, Sonic!

[Momma Robotnik] I've heard so much about you!

Robotnik in a dress?

It's his mom!

She's even worse!

If you've seen one Robotnik, you've seen 'em all.

Let's skid, kid!

[Momma Robotnik] Oh no!

You can't leave!

Not before my birthday paty!

Thanks, but we're not stayin'!

[Screams]

Sonic, we're trapped!

What are we gonna do?

How 'bout we take in a movie, then grab dinner?

[Robotnik] Very funny!

But you won't be around when dessert is served, Hedgehog!

Aw, gee, the place is crawlin' with Robotniks!

Time you met the other party guests!

[Growls]

[Momma Robotnik] Oh, Sonic, this is Fuzzy Wuzzy!

[Evil laugh]

[Roars]

That's the little Fuzzy Wuzzy I came looking for?

I'd hate to see the Big Fuzzy Wuzzy!

Let me show you a few of Fuzzy Wuzzy's tricks!

So? Bet he can't sit up and beg!

No, but you can!

Beg for mercy, that is!

Let's wail, Tails!

Help me, Sonic!

Help me fast!

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[Robotnik] What's happening to my Fuzzy Wuzzy?

My Fuzzy Wuzzy!

That hedgehog short circuited that stupid toy of yours

and it's gone bonkers!

Someone help my Fuzzy Wuzzy!

Someone help him!

You really like that thing?

[Sobs]

Please help my Fuzzy Wuzzy!

Please!

Promise to be good?

Anything!

Just save him!

[Sighs]

No son of mine is gona promise to be good!

[Robotnik] No, Momma!

No!

[Spitting]

[Party whistles]

♪ We wish you a happy birthday ♪

♪ We wish you a happy birthday ♪

♪ And a rotten next year ♪

C'mon, Momma Robotnik, time to go back to the Home.

No, no!

I won't go!

It's my birthday, it's my birthday!

[Siren blaring]

Momma, no!

She's gone!

She's gone, Fuzzy Wuzzy, she's gone.

Yeah, she's gone!

[Grunts]

How'd those guys know Momma Robotnik was here?

Before I came here, I made a quick call!

You think of everything, huh, Sonic?

Hey, Is a chili dog nature's most perfect food?

Nope.

Nope?

No, two chili dogs are nature's most perfect food!

You're right.

Let's go get a couple!

Ew!

That's way stale, guys!

[Takes a deep breath]

Nothing like the fresh smell of the forest to clear out

the old grey matter.

That's cuz plants and trees make oxygen in their leaves.

And your body needs oxygen.

You can't run without it.

So if you live in the city, do your lungs a favour

plant a tree.

Now, if only chili dogs grew on trees!

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