01x32 - Sonic Gets Thrashed

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

♪ ♪ ♪

Everything is right on schedule, Dr. Robotnik.

Your luxury resort will be ready for the Grand Opening.

All of Mobius is looking forward to it.

Of course they are!

Club Robotnik will be a vacation paradise rivaling anything in

the universe!

Swimming, golf, tennis, the Shopping Channel...

I'm sure the citizens of Mobius will flock to it in droves.

Won't they, though?

And that's the best part of all.

Because once here, they can never escape!

They become my slaves forever!

It's your most diabolical, devious,

and despicable plan yet.

It is nifty, isn't it?

I haven't felt this good since I invented

the exploding church pew.

Gee, what a creepy place.

Where are we, Sonic?

Says "scrap Valley".

I dunno, looks like some kinda junkyard.

Wh-what was that?!

Looks like a one-man weenie roast, kid.

And me without a marshmallow.

Hey, dragon breath!

That's the worst case of heartburn I ever saw!

Yahhhhhhhh!

All right, hot stuff, now I'm gettin' steamed!

C'mon, Torch -chill ouuut.

My, this is a red-letter day.

Mr. Hedgehog, allow me to present myself.

"Wallace A. Ditso, master inventor, M.A., Ph.D., LL.D.

and W.C.R.?"

"Way Cool Robot."

Just my little joke, Mr. Hedgehog.

I still say we fry 'em!

To-orch! Don'tcha know this is sonic The Hedgehog?

Remember, like in the wanted poster?

You'll hafta excuse my hothead friend.

He thought you guys were Robotnik's men.

We thought that's what he was.

Oh my goodness, no.

Well, that is, we both were, of course.

But then he tossed us in this junkyard -

'cause we didn't work right.

You mean you're defective robots?

Why, hey, we prefer "mechanically challenged".

You see, Torch here was s'posed to be a totally awesome

flame-thrower super- w*apon.

Unfortunately, he's got a tiny temper problem.

I DO NOT!!!

See what I mean?

Well, this seems to be an opportune time to test my new

fire extinguisher.

Hey, that tree turned into guacamole!

Hmm, that wasn't supposed to happen.

Ah well I don't suppose you brought any chips?

'Fraid not.

And that's why this dweeb-bot is here in the junk heap!

'Cause none of his lousy inventions work right!

Hey, go burn some toast, Flame-face!

Oh, yeah?!

You gonna make me?!

- - Now, now, guys.

Break it up or I'll report you to the principal.

Are there any others around like you two?

Oh, sure, lots more.

We all live here in the Scrap Valley.

C'mon, I'll show you.

Gee, a whole village of reject robots!

And every one of us got dumped by Robotnik 'cause of some

teeny little flaw.

Ozone there is s'posed to be a weather-making robot...

...Except he can only make lousy weather.

- Mmmmfftplk.

Th-ththanks.

Don't mention it.

Peeper, over there, was gonna be a spy robot.

He can see two hundred miles away!

...Trouble is, he can't see anything closer than that.

He ...he cracks me up.

Now, over there -

Halllllp!

I weel cook you for dee-zert!

Hey!

I wouldn't bother.

This happens every day.

Yo, Wolfie! What's up?

Zat pig of a dog of a swine insulted my Special Of The Day!

Sonic, this is Chef Wolfgang Puke!

He was made to be Robotnik's personal gourmet chef.

Wolf, my man, what's in the pan?

Ha, hal Nothing less than my triumph!

My culinary masterpiece!

Rotten Eggs and Maggot Surprise!

Uh. Looks yummy.

Maybe later.

I'll save you some!!

Let me guess.

The world's worst cook?

Wait'll you try his Toe Jam On Toast.

Yah! Hit the dirt!

That's Robotnik's plane.

I thought he was gonna drop more bombs.

So it is old egg-face we heard before.

Why's he bombin' a garbage dump, anyway?

Y'got me.

Peeper says he's buildin' some kinda humongous project

north of the valley.

He is, eh?

Hm, maybe this calls for a little investigatin'.

Looks like some kinda hotel or somethin', Sonic.

Knowin' Robotnik, it's more likely a roach motel.

Hey, where'd the sun go?

It's Robotnik's Blimpnik.

Ya know, Tails, I think it's about time to do a little

Super Sonic Snooping.

Perfect. Stand back!

Up! Over! And gone!

Ta-da!

Kids, don't try this at home.

Your Grunginess, the Grand Opening should proceed

on schedule.

Excellent!

We'll have to find a way to level Scrap Valley.

I'm going to get the "Plan B" file.

Don't touch those blueprints.

Huh?! Hey! I saw that. I'm telling!

[knock]

Pizza Hog.

Here's your pepperoni and cheese.

We didn't order any pizza.

You've got the wrong blimp.

Hey, wait a minute.

I'm hungry!

Uh.. We'll take it.

Put it on our tab.

Ahem.

Oh, uh, uh...right.

He wants a tip.

I think I saw a quarter in the couch.

Just be a second.

Gack!

Wait a minute Nobody delivers to a blimp.

Yeah! And besides -we're robots!

We don't eat!!

The hedgehog!

Yiiiiiiii!

Watch that first step!

Y'know, never did get that tip.

Hey!!

Going so soon, Hedge-Rat?

Why, the fun is just starting.

Whatever you're up to, blimpbottom,

it's not gonna work.

Oh, won't it now?

We'll just see.

Once Robotnik Lagoon is open, every vacationer on Mobius

will become my sl*ve!

Robotnik Lagoon?

Oh, didn't I tell you?

Tomorrow, I'll conclude the Grand Opening by pulling a lever

that will flood Scrap Valley.

Voila --Robotnik Lagoon!

But there's a whole town living in that valley,

you slime-ball!

Robots that you created!

What?!

You mean those rusty objects?

They're hardly worth discussing.

Now, I must go finalize the plans for the opening.

Grounder, make sure he doesn't try anything.

Later on, we'll get a little target practice --with my new

Hedgehog Harpoon.

Thought you were pretty smart, didn't you,

hedgehog?

Well, you gotta get up awful early to -

Hey, what's that on your head?

Hunh? Uh, what are you talking about?

It's a big ol' bumblebee.

There's no bumblebee on my head.

He just flew over to the chair!

I don't see anything.

Hey! You're making this up.

Boy, I hope you're not the one who let him in.

Y'know, Robotnik hates bumblebees.

There's no bumblebee.

And I didn't let "him in.

Hey, there he is!

On the control panel!

Where?!

Over there!!

No! More to the left!

I don't see him!

A little higher! On the yellow button!

Here?!

Mmph!

Thanks.

Y'know, maybe I was wrong about that bumblebee.

Uh oh.

I just know Robotnik's gonna blame me for this.

Yes?

Thought you'd like to know.

I've escaped.

Oh, thanks.

Hey, boss Sonic just stopped by to tell you he's escaped!...

Huh?

WHAAAAT??!!!

Grab him!!!

Heh heh.

He forgot, we're a thousand feet up.

So long, hedgehog!

See you next fall! [laughter]

Hunh?

Up here! On the gas bag, Gas Bag!

After him!

I'm waaaaiiiiting!

There he is!

Now there's a switch.

A whale carrying a harpoon!

Say your prayers, hedgehog!

You're about to be a Sonic- kebab!

Oommph.

Unghh. Uh oh.

Well, guys, this is my stop.

See ya!

Ahhhh!!!!!!!!

And that's Robotnik's rotten scheme.

And unless we do something pronto,

you're all gonna be livin' underwater tomorrow!

But vat can ve do?

Robotnik is powerful and ve are nothink.

But guys, this is your home .

Whoa!!!

Warp out!!!

Run for your lives!!!!

Hey! Guys, don't run away!

Stand and fight!

Sonic, it's gettin' awful close!

Come on, ya big bully!

I'm not afraid!

'Course, I'm not stupid, either!

M-My cafe!

My house.

Our beautiful, beautiful village.

Your town's right 'here.

..Atleast, what's left of it.

Boy, talk about your small towns.

All right, that's it!

I've had it!

I don't care what Robotnik does to me!

Me either!

What do we have to do, Sonic?!

Yeah!

Let's get him!

Now you're talkin'!

Okay, I 'think I got a line on how we can scramble

Robotnik's eggs.

All clear.

It's "Mission Impossible" time, guys!

Let's go-go-go!

And so, I've decided to dedicate my luxury resort to Mobius'

first citizen, a bundle of good looks and sheer genius,

all wrapped up in that lovable package we call "Me".

It all began many years ago when I was a child. I captured

my nanny and became dictator of the nursery...

Ready on Phase One.

Roger.

My name's not "Roger", but go for it anyway!

...And then when I was a handsome lad of two...

[laughter]

- Hm?

Oh. uh, yes, I suppose my youth was amusing

Now, when I first realized I was destined to be your

invincible leader..

[laughter]

Hey, what's going on here with.!

What the...?!!

Cut the monitors! Cut the monitors!

Just, a little... technical problem.

Now, as I was saying about myself...

Okay, proceed to Phase Two!

Allow me!

And that's why, today, I'm a -

Sonic: Toadfaced, egg-bellied slimeball!

[laughter]

No!! No!!!

It's that hedgehog!

Find him!

Hey!

Heh, heh.

Yes, well, we all love a good joke.

Er, why don't we just move on to the cutting of the cake?

Yeeeaaagggghhhh!!!

Snakes!!!!

Snakes!!!!

Ha, ha! It is an old family recipe.

Forget the cake!

I'll cut the ribbon!

Thanks.

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!!

I hate him! I hate him!

How am I supposed to turn Mobians into slaves if he keeps

ruining all of my plans?!!!

Too bad, blubber- belly.

You just told that to all of Mobius.

Huh?

So I guess ya won't be gettin' as many customers

as you thought, huh?

Ooh, tomatoes, my favorite!

Grrrrrrrrr!!

I'll get you for this!! I will! I will! I will!

So, you wanted to save your little robot rejects, eh?!

Well, I'm gonna flood their valley, anyway!!

Hyah Hah Hah Hah!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh, forgot to tell you, egg breath we changed your

water pipes around a little.

Wow, you guys were super!

Yeah, we were pretty good,.

weren't we?

I guess Sonic show us dat ve veren't such losers

as ve thought.

Losers?! No way!

All that stuff you thought was wrong with you turned out to be

just what we needed!

And I've already got a master plan to turn 'what's left of

Club Robotnik into "Scrap Valley Robot Condos"

--well, once it dries out a little.

To celebrate, I make you all a special dinner tonight

-Worm Guts A La Wolfgang!

Oh, my, where does the time go?

Sorry, Wolfie --maybe later.

Yeah. Much later!

I save you some!

Wow, where'd all this garbage come from, Sonic?

You and me, little bro, you and me.

Every time you buy something with unnecessary packaging or

order food in styrofoam take-out boxes you're part

of the problem.

Trash adds up fast.

But you can help: be a smart shopper.

Recycle.

Fix things Don't throw them away.