01x36 - The Magic Hassle

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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As director of the Mobius Mint,

it gives me great pleasure to present to you

The very first Sonic the Hedgehog Mobium bill!

You're our hero, Sonic!

Way past cool!

I hate that hedgehog!!

Not only does Sonic mess up all my plans to take over Mobius

But now they're putting his ugly mug on the money!!

I'll make it so that every Mobius bill will have my

dazzlingly cruel face on it.

Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad!

Fall in!

Umph!

I want that meddling hedgehog out of my hair for a

couple of hours!

I don't want him foiling this wickedly inspired plan!

Yes, your vileness!

Right away!

And phone me the second you've done it!

Then my "as*ault on the Mobius Mint" can begin.

And whaddaya want me to do, master, sir!

You!?

I want you 'to scrub the toilets like you always do,

Coconuts.

Scrubbin' toilets. Scrubbin' toilets.

Sanitation patrol stinks!

I don't see Scratch and Grounder scrubbin' no toilets.

And they've never captured Sonic!

Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh!

Owwwww! Rhat hurts!

Howaya! Howaya! Howaya!

Remember me?

Wes Weasley?

Weasley's the name, selling's the game?

I remember you!

You ruined my life once, Weasley!

It won't happen again!

I can see that I made an impression.

But why live in the past?

I represent a new company now, F.W. Inc.

That's FailSafe Wizardry Incorporated..!

Everything for the Do-It-Yourself Sorcerer!

Regular hedgehog-trapping methods not working?

Why not try the spells and potions of sorcery?

Magic spells and potions to stop Sonic?

Whoa!

If I could do that, Dr. Robotnik would for sure take me off

sanitation patrol!

Get out of my life!!

Huh?! Aaaagggghhhh !

Gee, Dr. Robotnik was really mad.

Well, it's his loss, palsie.

He has no idea of the value of my magical supplies!

Time to find me another sucker, er customer.

No, no, nn wait!

Me! I wanna be your next customer!

What!? You want a magic toilet-cleaning potion?!

Ya know, I got one of those --only slightly used.

I could let you have it cheap!

No! No! No!

I wanna be a Do-It-Yourself Sorcerer!

I wanna stop Sonic with a magic spell!

You do?!

Well, why didn't you say so!

Now the first thing I want you to consider is F.W. Inc.'s

new Do-It-Yourself Disappearing spell.

I'll take it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Disappear, Sonic! Disappear!

When I make Sonic disappear, Dr. Robotnik is sure to take me off

sanitation patrol!

Ahh, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Alright, palsie, now how would you like to pay for all this?

Pay?!

-l don't have any money.

What?! No money?!!

Well, we'll just have to think of something else then,

won't we? Palsie!

And what's this?

Uh, uh...

It's a bill for six cases of toilet paper.

More toilet paper!?!

You use a lot of it, your wideness.

Ugh, alright.

Way to go, palsie!

With this signature, I, Dr. Robotnik,

hereby agree to pay for anything Coconuts wants.

Perfecto! Perfecto!

Now go make that Hedgehog disappear!

Yeah! Yeah!

Then Scratch and Grounder will have to clean all the toilets!

Well, bro, whaddaya say we take this Mobium bill and find us

the biggest chili-dogs money can buy?

Yeah! Let's do it!

I'm Up! Over! And GONE!

Hurry Grounder!

Here come Sonic and Tails!

Pour the cement!

Got ya! Scratch! I'm pouring the cement!

We got a coupla nice chilidogs for ya, Sonic.

But eat slow, you'll be stickin' around here a long time!

Sniff that whiff, Tails?

It's chow time!

Huh?!?

"Pickles, gyroscope, root beer "

Oh no!

I forgot the rest of the words to the Disappearing Spell!

Can ya believe it, Tails!

The slo-moes are so lame, now they're tryin' cheap magic

tricks to get me!

Coconuts, get outa there!

Move it, monkey- breath! The cement's dryin' up!

Tell ya what, Tails Let's do a little trick of our own!

Fast work!

Yeah!

The superintendent was even faster with his permission!

C'mon, Coco-nerd, make me disappear!

I got it!

I remember now!

C'mon, we're gonna hafta move that idiot ourselves!

"Pickles, gyroscope, root beer, whatever I point at will now

disappear!"

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeow!

Umph!

Thanks for the swell dogs, slo-moes!

And guess what, Tails?

We still got that Mobium bill!

Can we go find the biggest sodas money can buy, Sonic?

Can we?

You betcha!

I had Him. I had Sonic.

Then Scratch and Grounder, those dumb dodos,

made me miss!

Forget about it, palsie. I got somethin' better for ya.

Ya say you wanna get rid of Sonic?

Why not scare him away?

With F.W. Inc.'s amazing new Ghost-conjuring Kit!

Ghosts! Ghosts! Scare Sonic! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I'll take it!

Say, you really are quite a sucker,

er, customer, aren't you?

Just need to add the new purchases to your bill.

And you're all set!

Go scare the daylights outa that hedgehog!

"To conjure ghost, stir three bat wings into pre-heated

pot of ginger ale."

Sonic: Come on, little bud, we've got some work to do.

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Oh yeah, baby! Oh yeah!

You're mine now, Sonic!

Go get 'im, Ghostie!

BOOOO!! Aaaahh!

Sonic the Hedgehog!

Gee, can I have your autograph?

You're my hero!

Sure thing, spookster.

No! No! No!

Over here, Scratch!

Has anyone ever told you you're pretty scary lookin'?

Oh, I can be ten times scarier than this if I want.

Ya wanna see?

Sonic, look!

I'd love to see, Spookmeister.

How 'bout bein' scarier to the two bots that are

comin' this way!

Wwwaaaaggggghhhh!!

Yaaaaiiiii!

And look, Tails, a couple of ginger ales just for us!

Thanks, Coco-mutt!

It ain't all bad, palsie.

At least ya frightened away those robot buddinskis,

Scratch and Grounder!

Now Sonic's all yours to catch!

With F.W. Inc.'s new DoIt- Yourself Turn to Stone Spell!

C'mon, palsie, where's that old can-do spirit!

This one's a piece of cake!

You put your right hand in, you shake it all about,

you say "hocus pocus" and you lick the mastodon bone.

Sonic will turn to stone!

Or if you'd prefer, there's always this magic wand

and your old job scrubbin' toilets!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Turn to stone!

Turn Sonic to stone!

I'll take it!

That's the sucker, er, customer I know!

Just need to add the new purchases to your bill

And you're all set!

First, we get free chili-dogs!

Then free sodas!

And now look, that robo-dork is gonna give us free after- lunch

entertainment!

You put your right hand up, you wiggle all around,

you say "hock a loogie" no, that's not it.

You hop all around...

This actor needs a stage, doncha think?

Then kick the mastodon bone.

No, no, no!

What is it?!

I can't wait around all day for him to remember his lines!

You put your right hand in, you shake it all about,

you say "Hocus Pocus".

Next!

And you lick the mastodon bone!

Yeah! Yeah! That's it! Sonic'll turn to stone!

I'll have to score that dive a five!

A high-five, that is!

Me! Coconuts! Me, me, me!

I captured Sonic and Tails, Dr. Robotnik!

So you can go for it, sir.

You can start your as*ault on the Mobius Mint.

Me! Coconuts! Me, me, me!

I captured Sonic and Tails, Dr. Robotnik!

I turned 'em into stone statues!

Robotnik: Coconuts, your fiendishness is brilliant!

I only wanted the Hedgehog out of the way

for a couple of hours!

And you've captured him for good!

The very tips of my wickedly corrupt toes are tingling!

Blasting into the Mobius Mint is going to be even more fun now!

Coconuts, there is a way to make Sonic real again,

isn't there?

Uh yeah, yeah!

It says right here .

"Hang up a phone, no more stone."

Perfect!

Don't do it, and I'll be there as soon as I'm through!

Alright, sir, no matter what, I won't hang up a phone!

Bye!

Oh nooooooooooo.....

You put your right hand in, you shake it all about. You say -

Get a life, bub, I've seen this trick before!

I know how it works!

Aaahh!

Hey! You broke my bone!

Let's speed, keed!

Up! Over! And GONE!

Fabulous! Stupendous!

Sonic is mine and so are all these brand new,

crisp, clean six Mobium bills!

I'm filthy rich!

But I musn't forget, the evil doctor still has a little

printing press surgery to perform on the twelve

Mobium bills.

What's this!? What's it do!?

I'll take it! What's it do!?

Alright, palsie, don't bust a bulb.

What you're holding here is F.W. Inc.'s new Bad Luck Emitter.

Bad luck, bad luck?

Whoa! That sounds good!

Palsie, it's great!

Just pop this packet of broken mirrors and black cat hairs

into the microwave power unit, like so.

Fire it up, point and sh**t!

And whoever's hit suddenly has an astounding run of bad luck!.

Ooff!

Umph..Oooo!

Yeiiumph.

Awk!

Ahh!

Ugh!

Yeah yeah! A Hedgehog with bad luck will never be able

to stop the "as*ault on the Mobius Mint"!

Just need to add the new purchases to your bill.

And youreall set!

Bad luck, palsie!

Ha, ha, hal Get it?

Bad luck?!

Bad luck! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

I get it! Bad luck!

And now, how about a test printing.

Oh, what a handsome hunk I am!

Now, to put beautiful Robotnik printing plates in all the other

printing presses And from now on,

whenever anyone buys anything on Mobius,

they'll think of brilliant me!

That's enough to make a hedgehog hurl, Rotnik!

Sonic?!?! It can't be!!

You're supposed to be a stone statue!!

Yeah, I was rockin' But, now I'm rollin!

Well, I'll be a rotten egg if I'm gonna let you stop me now!

Aaahh!

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Sonic! Look out!

OW!!!!!

Better give it up, Ro-dum-dum, your 'as*ault on the Mint"

is all over!

Coconuts: Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! Nub-uh! No, It's not!

Cuz your luck's about to change, Spineball!

Ow!

Wha?!

Ow! Oh no!

Umph!

Bad luck for the fox, but good luck for me!

Whoa!

Sonic: Tails!!

Quick, Coconuts, meet me down at the Egg-O-Matic t*nk Transport!

At least we can get away with all the money!

Hang on, bro, I'm gonna slow ya down real fast!

Oh! No!

C'mon, Sonic, baby!

Move your tootsies!

Yeah! Smokin'!

Yeah... cheese...

lotsa cheese on my chili-dog, Sonic,

that's how I like 'em.

That's right, squirt, keep on dreamin',

but here where it's safe.

I'm gonna give Robotnik some bad luck!

Yes, Coconuts, we now have enough cash to torment Mobius

for centuries! [laughter]

Wait a minute, get the doors back open!

There's still one more forklift coming!

Yeah, and it's got an order to pick up one load of stinkin'

rotten bad guys!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I hhhhhhate that Hedgehhhhhhog!

You're just in time!

Your first payment is due!

First payment for what?

For the million Mobiums worth of Do-It-Yourself Sorcery

your partner here purchased.

Isn't this your signature?

"With this signature, I, Dr. Robotnik,

hereby agree to pay for anything Coconuts wants"?

Coconuits!!! You two are finished!

Robotnik, palsie!

Take it easy! Remember your blood pressure!

We can work this out!

Get out of my life!

I lovvvvvvve scrubbin' toilets!!!

Ya know Coconuts! This is your lucky day!!

I can let you have that magic toilet- cleaning potion

at half price!

Argghhhh!

[laughs]

Ow!

[laughs] Now this is a magic moment!

These fabulous magic tricks, toys and candy

are on sale today.

Wow! I'll take it all.

I hope this is enough.

Hold it, Coocoo-nuts!

Why waste your hard earned cash on this junk?

If you save it, why you could buy something really cool!

I'll buy that new toilet plunger and make Dr. Robotnik proud.