01x07 - Robolympics

[bunniefuu]

[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

♪ ♪ ♪

Aah! At long last.

The most delicious delight ever to be devoured by de hedgehog.

Hmmm.

Say!

You must be -

Cut to the chase, ace. My taste buds are about to riot.

We're in great danger!

Follow me.

Hurry!

Don't worry, professor. We'll be right behind you.

Aren't we gonna follow him?

No sweat, l'il bro! We've got lots of time!

You won't believe it.

Discovered it this morning.

♪ Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream ♪

Got to stop it before it hits Turtle Town!

Hey! Where'd you go?

Right here, speedy.

What's gonna hit Turtle Town?

See for yourself.

Whoa! That's a big rock!

Asteroid to be exact.

It'll destroy the town if youdon't stop it.

We'd better evacuate the town.

I'll get right on it.

Hold it, slo-mo!

If everyone in this town is as slow as you,

this place will be history before you reach the corner.

There must be some way to save Turtle Town.

Robotnik: There is!

Dr. Robotnik!

This TV must be out of adjustment.

The picture looks horrible.

Hmmm.

Make fun, hedgehog.

But remember, I am the only one on Mobius

who can stop that asteroid.

All right, bot breath, what's the catch?

Today is the Mobius "Robolympics."

And I challenge you to meet me at the games.

If you win the most gold medals, I'll stop the asteroid.

And if he doesn't?

In that case, Turtle Town is turtle soup!

You're our only hope, Sonic.

Relax, Max!

I'll make Robotnik look like a tired old gas bag before the

entire population of Mobius.

Welcome everybody to Mobius Memorial Coliseum where the

rd Robolympics are about to begin.

In this corner, weighing pounds and capable of speeds in

excess of warp factor nine, that freedom fighter and friend to

all, Sonic the Hedgehog.

[crowd cheers]

And in this corner, of lbs of repulsive fiendish flab,

despised by beast and bot alike, Dr. Robotnik!

[cheering]

Those fools won't be cheering Sonic much longer.

Is everything ready?

Yes, your wickedness.

We've mined the track, Sonic's equipment is booby-trapped

and we're armed and ready.

Good!

In that case LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

[fanfare] Ohhhhhhhhh!

PIPE DOWN!

Oof! Oof! Ohhhh!

Grrrrr!

Before we begin the games, it's customary to light

the Robolympic torch.

Oh, boy!

This is my favorite part.

You turn on the gas, Grounder.

I'll light it.

Just a little bit, now.

Oh, don't worry.

I know what I'm doing.

Oops.

Awk!

Um, Fried chicken, your gluttonousness?

It's too early for lunch, you idiots.

Get ready for the games!

Yaaaahhh!!

Hold onto your seats.

Here comes the first event of the Robolympics.

The pole vault!

Choose your w*apon, er, pole.

Ah! An excellent choice.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, hal

Boy, that rat really knows how to cheat.

Not to worry, Tails.

I know how to "bend" the rules a bit myself.

Ha! He's wasting his time.

He'll never get over that bar.

And even if he does

when he lands, these robopiranha

will have him for lunch. Heh, heh.

Ha! He's gonna be fish food!

b*at that, sports fans!

If I want something done right I've got to do it myself.

-Stand back!

He did it! He won! He won! Grounder?

You did take the robo-piranhas out of the t*nk,

didn't you?

Uh, I thought you did. Ooh.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Owwww!

I'll dismantle you, you dimwits!

But... But your ruthlessness, you won the event

I did?

Hmmm.

Grrr!

YOU'RE DOOR STOPS!

And Sonic the Hedgehog has won the first gold medal.

Cool necktie.

Kind of compliments my sneaks, don't you think?

And now, if you'll turn your attention to the south side of

the stadium, you'll see the second event of the games.

The sh*t put.

Hand me my royal sh*t puts!

Who-hoo!

AAAAAAAAHHH!

Ooops! Sorry.

Grounder: Ooh!

Why do I get the feeling that wasn't such a bright idea.

I'm surrounded by a bunch of b*rned out circuits.

It's a good thing I developed this radio-controlled anti-

gravity ball.

Time to guide it back down.

Scratch! Grounder!

What's wrong with this stupid thing?

Oh! My stereo remote!

Aw! I've been wondering where that was.

Where's my radio-controlled anti-gravity ball remote?

Hey! That's why my stereo wasn't working.

Uh, excuse us!

Uh, yeah! We left the water running.

Yowww!

MUMMMPPPHHHFF!!

ONE FOOT!

When I get my hands on those walking junk heaps!

He'll never win with that toss.

And if he loses, we lose worse.

Oh, don't blow a fuse!

Not only will Sonic lose.

He'll b*mb out of the competition for good when

he tries to toss this little beauty.

Here's your ball.

Come on, Sonic.

Let me try.

Please?

Mnunph!

Not now, Tails. I've got a town to save.

Wait!

Uh There's some dirt on your ball.

All clean.

Sonic the Hedgehog is moving into position

for his first throw.

All I need is some speed, and I'll put this sh*t into the

next county.

The crowd's gonna get a real blast outta this one.

Something's burning.

Whoa! Most uncool!

It's a good thing I'm even better at "hot potato"

than I am at sh*t put.

Any second now we're gonna celebrate with

hedgehog confetti.

Oof!

Boy! What a lousy sh*t that guy is.

That was the worst b*mb toss I ever

Yiiiiiiiiiikes!

We're sh*t!

Totally kaput!

Minus feet. Robotnik wins.

[cheering]

[booing]

Bummer.

Relax, Tails.

It's not whether you win or lose,

but it's how you play the game.

NOT!

Coming up, the weight lifting event.

I'll go first. I'm stronger than Grounder.

Oof!

No way! Dr. Robotnik made ME stronger than you.

Put that thing down, you dumbbells!

YEEEEOOOOOWWWW!

Ooh, ooh, oOQh, ow!

I'll give you two choices: I can punish you,

or you can do it yourselves.

What'll it be?

An excellent choice.

I'm not letting either of you foul up this event.

I've built a super-strong robot who can't lose.

Lifting for Team Robotnik will be Arnold Robonegger!

[cheering]

Whoa! How ya gonna b*at him, Sonic?

His gym trunks weigh more than you do.

Ten-to-one Robotnik made him all muscle and no brain.

Which gives me a big advantage.

After you, hedgehog.

No, you go ahead.

I can lift that with one finger.

Try that!

Oh, don't insult me.

Tails can lift more than that.

I can?

Ach! Eight million pounds!

Is that enough for you?

Wow! Eight million pounds!

I don't know if I can lift that more than ten reps.

Ja? You're bluffing!

Oh, yeah?

Prove it! Go ahead and lift it!

And Sonic wins another gold!

After ten events It's five golds for sonic and five for Robotnik.

The final event --the grueling Exhaustalon ---will determine

the winner of the games.

If I don't win this last event and defeat Sonic,

I'll be the laughing stock of Mobius!

Don't worry. Everything's ready.

If Sonic doesn't win this event, Turtle-Town is doomed!

Runners to your marks.

Get ready to eat my dust, buster!

Oof!

Quick! Electrify the hurdles!

Ahhhh!

Hunh?!

Uh-oh!

Scratch: Did you put the quick-drying cement in the long jump pit?

Ha! We did it!

You fool!

Now that you're frozen in cement,

I will easily win the remainder of this event.

Oof!

Nice jump, Robuttnik.

You're a real cr*ck-up!

Time for a super-sonic-triple-flippin'-

half-corkscrew with a twist of lemon!

Quick! Turn on the instant freeze!

No! Wait!

Don't jump!

What?

The water's frozen!

He can't hear us.

Don't move!

We'll be right there.

What did you say?

I said uh don't jump.

The water is frozen.

Waaaaaah!

♪ Row, row, row your boat, rapidly down the stream. ♪

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, ♪

♪ Robotnik I will cream. ♪

This better work, or Dr. Robotnik will turn us into

garage door openers.

It'll work.

Fire heat- seeking torpedo.

When I get my hands on those flaky robots,

I'm going to annihilate them!

Dawwwk!

Whohhhh!

Oooh!

Oh, oh, oh.

Oof! Ow!

Sonic is headed for the finish line.

Looks like Team Robotnik is going down

to a humiliating defeat.

I may lose the games, but I haven't lost that hedgehog yet!

Yahhhhh!

Sonic!

Just a minute!

It appears Robotnik is up to his usual no good!

Mmmph, urg!

Don't waste your time trying to get away, Sonic.

The metal cleats on your track shoes are being pulled by my

magnetic Veg-O-Matic, which will turn you into hog salad!

But what about our deal?

You mean Turtle Town?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

With a little luck I may be able to save my skin AND Turtle Town.

Tails! You still want to compete?

You bet I do!

Then toss me a javelin, QUICKLY!

A situation like this calls for precisely the right

communication.

Why, you little pest!

I'll grind you into a hog-dog!

Atta way, ray!

Where did that little creep go?

Uh, I don't know about Sonic, but I see a huge,

heavy thing coming right for us from the sky!

Never mind the asteroid.

I want that blue -

Hooray!

Sonic saved Turtle Town!

Way to go, Sonic!

I couldn't'a done it without you, champ.

Sonic? Why are you working out?

The Robo- Olympics aren't for four years.

Gotta work out year-round, little bro'.

It's part of being healthy.

Cut that and we smash Sonic.

I better start working out, too.

Whoah!

Go slow, little bro'.

After all, we're not robots!

And don't forget safety precautions.