01x37 - Black Bot the Pirate

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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It's time!

This thing should have been finished hours ago.

You're stalling, aren't you, Professor K- Stein?

I can't go through with this.

My theories of time and space were developed for peace,

not for your evil schemes.

Oh, that's all right, professor.

You don't have to do anything you don't want to.

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND BEING THROWN IN A DUNGEON FULL OF

SNAKES AND EATING DEAD SPIDERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!

Urn, it's f-f-finished.

At last!

My very own time machine.

Now I can proceed with my cleverest plan of all time.

Gathering the four most important items in the history

of Mobius.

The all powerful CHAOS EMERALDS!

with them I will possess...

invisibility...

invincibility.

immortality...

and finally, the power of life, itself!

with the Chaos Emeralds no one can stop me from becoming

the supreme high Robotnik.

Today Mobius, tomorrow...

THE UNIVERSE!

Good morning, your bloatedness.

Wow!

This must be the new vacuum cleaner we sent away for.

Your lab is a mess.

How about I try it out.

NOOO!

That's my time machine!

Huh...?

Where did he go?

The time controls were set for years ago.

Help!

Get me outta this thing.

What happened?

Stupid pilgrims!

It's bad enough they tried to eat me for dinner.

Then they had the nerve to say I tasted lousy.

Ha! It works! [evil laugh]

Scratch! Grounder! Get in!

We've got work to do.

Duuh-uh.

What have I done?

Robotnik must be stopped.

Come on, Sonic.

The waves are awesome.

Not now, Tails.

Can't you see I'm soaking up some rays.

You think I'm getting too blue?

On second thought, the sun can wait.

Excuse me.

Are you Sonic the Hedgehog?

I'm Professor K- Stein.

You know, the theory of irrelativity,

E-flat equals emcee squared.

Get to the point, professor.

I've got waves to catch.

Not to mention a cute little hedgehog in a polka-dot bikini.

You're the only one who can stop Robotnik.

Everyone on Mobius knows that.

You don't understand.

I built him a time machine.

He's gone back in time to get the Chaos Emeralds.

Chaos Emeralds!?

If Robotnik gets them he'll be unstoppable.

But what can-I do about it?

I don't have a time machine.

You don't need one.

Sonic: Hey! Cool sneaks.

With those atomic relativity boots you will be able to

circle the planet at the speed of light

and enter the time warp.

Now, push this lever forward, you travel into the future,

pull it back and you go into the past.

But how will I know where to find Robotnik?

Here's a list of the points in time where he intends

to get the emeralds.

I don't know...

On second thought, looks like I've got plenty of time

on my hands.

Not to mention on my feet.

Nice bounce.

Come on, Tails. It's time to travel.

UP!...OVER! and GOOOOOOOOONNNE!!

Approaching time-space coordinates in three

seconds...two...one...

Hang on!

We're going dooooooowwwwn!!!

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of...

What in shark's breath ?

Get me on the deck of that ship, you chicken of the sea!

Yes, your sogginess.

Allow me.

Ow!

Whooa! Oooff!

Sorry, your klutziness.

No one steps foot on Black Beard's ship uninvited

and stays in one piece.

Grounder, show this ignorant pirate who's boss!

Aye aye, sir! En guarde!

Ha! Never touched me!

Whoa!

Ok, so you nicked me.

Scratch, take care of him.

Give up you scoundrel, I'm a black belt!

Oh yeah?

Well, I'm a black beard!

Hi-yah!

Wha!

And how are YOU gonna try to stop me,

ya scurvy blob of whale fat?

Actually, what I had in mind was...

BLASTING YOU WITH MY ROBOT-TRANS-MOGRIFIER RAY!

Now I'm in command, isn't that right,

Blackbot the Pirate?

Aye, aye, Captain Robotnik.

Good!

I understand you have a treasure map showing the location of a

certain large emerald?

Show me!!

Whoa!

There it is!...

The location of the Chaos Emerald of Invisibility.

Hang on, Tails!

Time to hit the warp brakes.

Head due east till we get to Shark Island.

Aye, Captain.

[thud]

What was that?

Fighter jet?

There's no jets in the days of pirates,

you idiot?

Uh-oh! I think I know who it was.

Who?

No!

It can't be!

Sonic won't be born for another years.

That gives you plenty of time to get me a birthday present.

Blast that blue beast to the bottom of the sea!

With pleasure.

Ready!...

Aim!...

FIRE!!

Hit the deck, Tails!

Noooo!

OW-OW-OW-OW-OW!!

Ahhh!

There he is!

FIRE!!

Waiting for cannonballs is soooo boring.

OH, NOOOOOOO!

Aahh! Oww! Ugh! Oh!

Where'd he go?

Here I am!

FIRE!!

You fools!

Sink Sonic, not our ship!

Yeah! Here I am.

Sink me if you can!

Ready...aim...

DON'T!...

FIRE!!!

Arrgghh!

Ooofff!

Waaah!

Sonic has gotta be around here somewhere.

Huh?!

There's Sonic!

Get him!

I got him! I got him!

Dr. Robotnik, look!

I got Sonic!

I'm sorry, you have reached a disconnected robot head.

Please hang up and dial again.

I'm surrounded by defective circuitry.

You tell 'em, Robotnik.

The least they could do is give me a challenge.

I'll give you one, ya blue bilge rat.

Whoa! Whooaa!

Sonic, watch out!

Any last words, hedgehog?

Now that you mention it, I do.

Rock-a-bye Black Bot, on the mast top...

When Sonic spins, get ready to plop.

When the mast breaks the pirate will fall...

And down will come Black Bot...

..peg-Ieg and all!

Cool move, Sonic.

Hey!

Start walkin', lad!

Sonic!

I'm comin', bro!

HELLLLLPPP!!!

Sonic! Where are you?

I'm right here, Tails.

My robot transmogrifier ray will take care of you.

boy is he a bad sh*t!

That's what YOU think! Heh, heh, heh.

Aarrghh!

SONNNNNNIIIIIIIIICCC...!

How are those repairs coming?

Almost finished, Dr. Robotnik.

We need one more piece of wood.

Oh, sorry.

I just used the last one.

Well, I'm not telling Robotnik we've got nothing to patch

the hole with.

You tell him...you're his favorite robot.

Oh, no! I'm not telling him.

He likes you best.

You tell him.

You're right. He does like me best.

He won't get upset when I tell him.

Uh, excuse me your good-natured-ness,

but, uh, we ran out of boards.

So?

So there's nothing to patch the hole with.

Please don't hurt me! Please. Oh oh!

Why, don't be absurd, Scratch.

I wouldn't hurt you.

After all, you are my favorite robot.

Told ya so.

I know just the thing to patch the hole with.

There! That should do it.

Gee! Being favorite isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Get us to the island.

Full speed ahead.

Aye, captain.

Whoa!

I'm over-heating.

Looks like you won't be cutting us out of this robo whale.

There must be some way out of here.

And there it is!

Follow that cable!

We're in the whale's head!

Right! And where there's a head...

there's a brain.

Except, of course, in Robotnik's case.

I'll just rearrange these computer control circuits.

Time to sail, whale!

UP! OVER!. ..and GOOOOOOOOOONNNNE!

Grounder! Get a move on!

Coming!

Yow! Ow! Careful! Oooch!

Lead the way, Black Bot!

Be careful, mates, there's plenty of booby-traps

along the way.

Booby-traps, hal What does he think we are,

boobs?

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Robotnik can't be far ahead.

Time to speed, keed!

Wait for me!

What are we stopping for?

X.

Eggs?

Not eggs. X! X!

The treasure!

Well, what are we waiting for?

START DIGGING!

Ptew! Yuck!

Blaah!

If those badniks get the Emerald of Invisibility

we're in big trouble.

I can dig it!

Yes, but I can dig it faster than you can.

And more importantly, I can dig it faster than they can.

Oh, I get itl

I'm right behind you, Sonic!

Anything yet?

Lots of dirt.

Ow!

The treasure!

Now all we have to do is set up a decoy for those dumbots.

I hit something.

We found it!

Careful with that.

I've done it.

The first Chaos Emerald is mine.

Ha! I'm invisible!!

Uh, I don't know how to break this to you,

Dr. Robotnik, but you're definitely not invisible.

What!?

Aaaaaahhhhh!!

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!

Let's open it, Sonic.

I bet being invisible would be real cool.

No way,bro!

We gotta get rid of this thing before Robuttnik

gets his sinister fingers on it.

Let me go!

Thanks for bringing me the treasure, hedgehog.

I don't get it.

No one's ever been fast enough to sneak up on me before.

It was simple.

I just went back a few moments in my time machine,

dragged it over here, then came back.

At last!

The Chaos Emerald of Invisibility is mine.

There's nothing here.

Where is it, hedgehog?

I never touched it.

Aha! The emerald's invisible.

You'd better tell me what you did with it...

Or what?

You'll put me in the chest and bury me?

No, I'll...

Yes! That's just what I'll do.

Black Bot!

Put him in the chest.

You'd better tell me where the Chaos Emerald is or you'll be

dug up by treasure hunters...

in years, that is!

Sonic: Okay, I'll tell you. Open up.

What!? Where did he go?

OW!

I'm right here, Roblobnik.

Huh?

Aaahh!

Ohhh!

Cool!

Sonic must've found the Chaos Emerald.

Keep away from me, Sonic!

I know you're out there.

Relax, Scratch. I'm not going to touch you.

Whew!

I'm just rap gonna on your head.

Slick dancing, Sonic.

[high five] Sit back and relax, bro.

The show's just getting started.

I'm picking him up on radar.

He's getting closer.

Closer!

Something tells me he's awfully close.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ha! Interception!

What am I doing?

YIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

There he is! I'll cut 'im to ribbons.

Sonic: Thanks for the haircut.

Only next time don't cut my sideburns so short.

Anyway you slice it, this hedgehog comes out on top.

I've got that blue rodent now.

Peek-a-boo...I see you!

Throwing sand in peoples' eyes is way uncool.

Got it!

Sonic! Grab him!

Ungh!

Robotnik: Nyah, nyah! Ya missed me!

And without these time boots you'll be stranded in the past.

Why, you.

Ptew!

You're history, Sonic.

And so am I.

Ha, ha, ha, hal

What are we gonna do now, Sonic?

Without your time boots there's no way to get Robotnik,

or back home.

Relax, Tails. I got it covered.

I'm waiii-ting!

How did you do that?

Simple.

I figured the treasure chest would be dug up in the future.

So I wrote a note addressed to Prof. K- Stein asking him to

send me back another pair.

Spin those tails, Tails!

Time to boogie!

Plot the time-space coordinates for the next Chaos Emerald,

Scratch!

Roger!

Don't you know it's illegal to go years per second

in a year zone?

Sonic!?

You won't be needing this anymore.

Nooo!

Not my Chaos Emerald!!

It landed around here somewhere.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Have a nice century, Robotnik.

Hang on, Tails!

We're heading back to the future,

juice factor niiiine!

Aw, come on, Captain Bot, let me play with your sword.

Shiver me timbers!

It's not a toy.

Cool it Tails, Cap'n Bot is right.

Real swords and knives are not toys.

They're sharp.

You can hurt yourself or your friends or family!

Remember you must have your parents permission to use one.

Be careful with knives that's good advice

any way you slice it.