01x38 - Hedgehog of the 'Hound' Table

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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Ohhh!

Oooof!

Yaaa!

Ooh!

I think this time machine is ready for its fifty-thousand

year service.

We've arrived at the proper time.

I've got three more Chaos emeralds to find yet.

And once I've got them, I'll be the Supreme High Robotnik.

That way!

Wait for us!

Whoahhh!

This is it!

The secret lair of Merlynx the Magician.

Merlynx: Leave the milk bottles on the step!

Can't you see I'm busy?

At last! I've done the impossible!

This potion will make me youthful,

strong and physically fit.

Yoww!

Merlynx!

I've come for the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility.

Say, this thing does make you feel more physically fit.

Get off that stupid thing, you muscle brain.

Arrggghh!

WHIP UP A MAGICAL SPELL AND TURN MERLYNX BACK TO NORMAL!

Yes, your badbreathness.

Hey! A magic wand.

This should do it.

You dumbots!

Do I have to do everything myself?

I knew it!

It's all in the wrist!

Oy!

Getting into shape can really get you out of shape!

Uh, who are you?

Never mind that!

I came for the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility.

The Chaos Emerald!?

N-n-n-nno! Not that!

Ohhhh! It could be very dangerous in the wrong hands.

You're so right, Merlynx.

But then again, if you don't get it for me

YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN MY DANGEROUS HANDS!!

Oh, well, if you put it that way.

At last!

I've got the Chaos Emerald!

Now I'm invincible - I CAN NEVER BE HARMED!!

Let's test it out.

Give me everything you've got!

If you insist, your braveness.

[evil laughter]

Ooohh!

I tried to tell you.

Holding the emerald is only half of the spell.

In order to gain invincibility you have to become king.

King?

Of what?

Why, King of the Hound Table, of course.

That shouldn't be a problem with you on my side.

C'mon, Sonic! The waves are totally rad!

I'm on my way, Tails.

And now I'm stopping.

Now I'm putting it in reverse.

Mind if this hedgehog plays in the sand with you?

Ooh! Not at all.

How 'bout you and I...

Sonic! Sonic!

What is it this time, Professor K- Stein?

According to my time scope, Dr. Robotnik has gone back to

medieval Mobius where he's searching for the Chaos Emerald

of Invincibility.

Cut me some slack, Mack.

The only time I've got to spare, I'm spending with my cute

little friend, here.

You're awful cute yourself, Sonic.

I'd like to wrap you in my arms.

On second thought, time waits for no hedgehog.

Sorry, ma'am. Gotta run. Fast!

Don't forget your atomic relativity boots.

They'll enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light

and enter the the time warp.

And here are the time space coordinates for Robotnik's

location.

Gotta juice, Doc. Thanks!

Up, over, and gone!

Where are we?

Looks like we're inside the walls of some kind of castle.

What's the rush, m'lady?

They're attacking the castle.

My father's in great danger.

Who's your father?

Why, King Arf Arf Arfer, of course.

King Arfer? Cool.

I read about you in the history books.

Where are the Knights of the Hound Table?

Outside the castle walls, getting clobbered by the evil

"Bloated Knight."

Bloated Knight?

Let's check it out, scout.

Knights: Charge! We'll get him! Whoah!

Sonic: It's Robotnik!

Our legend tells us that we will be saved by

the Ho-Ho-Holy Hedgehog.

Who, me?

The Holy Hedgehog!?

Well, now that you mention it, it does have a nice ring to it.

[fighting]

Charge!

Aaah!

Ooo!

Eeee!

Whoah!

Say good night to your knights, Arfer.

[evil laugh] I'm coming for you, next.

No!

It can't be!

You may not believe it's me.

That's why I always carry this: My Sonic Express Card.

I never spin anywhere without it.

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Oooh!

Get me outta here!

Ptew!

GET THAT BLASTED HEDGEHOG!!

I like to start my day with a steaming pot of oatmeal.

Yikes!

What? No milk and honey?

AHHHH!!!

That wasn't so bad.

Scratch: Told ya. This is much worse!

[burp]

This catapult will stop that smart-alecky Sonic.

Mmph! There.

Now to load it.

Mmm Where'd I put those big, bad rocks?

Huh?

Ahh!

Here they are.

I'll use this biggest, fattest, meanest looking one for Sonic.

Now, where is that no good hedgehog?

There he is.

I'm waiiii-ting!

What do you think you're doing?

I'm gonna blast that stupid hedgehog and make Dr. Robotnik

proud of me.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Oof!

Bull's-eye!

Way to go, Sonic!

Good show!

You won't be cheering once you get a taste of my secret w*apon.

Merlynx!?!

Some secret w*apon.

What's he gona do, pull me out of his hat?

All right, magician, cast your spell.

And don't misspell it!

Rotten cheese and smelly sock turn hedgehog feet

into solid rock.

Aha!

Oh, no, I'm a SLO-MO!!

[struggling]

Oh! It's no use.

I can barely walk with these things.

Maybe I can get them off.

Yahh!

Whoahhhhh!

Oh, didn't I tell you, hedgehog?

They don't come off.

They're guaranteed for life! [evil laugh]

Oh!

I've done it!

I've won the kingdom.

AND NOW I'M INVINCIBLE!! [evil laugh]

As King, my first royal decree shall be to place Sonic and his

furry accomplice in the castle dungeon!

There must be some way out of here.

Forget it, Tails.

With these clodhoppers I can't run,

can't jump, can't spn.

I'm just blue.

YEEEEOWWWW!

I brought you some food.

Thanks.

You must help me get my father's throne back.

But how?

I can barely walk, let alone run.

Find Merlynx.

Only he can break the spell.

It's the guard.

You're our only ho-ho-hope, Holy Hedgehog.

Wow!

I didn't think they knew how to make chili dogs

in the middle ages.

OW!

I guess they didn't.

Lemme see that.

Gwendolyn may be a lousy cook, but she knows the right

ingredients for a jail break.

Fire!

Are you s-s-sure, Your Masochisticness?

JUST DO IT!!

Ahhh!

Release!

I don't think that's such a good -

NOW!!

HA HA! I LOVE BEING INVINCIBLE!!

Personally, we could live without it.

Before I go back in time to get the next Chaos Emerald

I think I'll humiliate sonic before the entire kingdom.

I can't wait to see the look on that hedgehog's face when I

tell him - HE'S GONE!!

I don't think you have to tell him he's gone,

your slowness.

I think he knows.

When I want your opinion I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!!!

Find that hedgehog or you'll find your heads

in my trash compactor!

Whew!

I don't know how much longer I can go on like this.

You've got to, Sonic.

Merlynx's place is just ahead.

It's no use.

We'll never find that wily hedgehog.

Yeah!

You'd have to be a mental genius to follow his trail.

[thumping] Scratch: What's that sound?

Grounder: Beats me. Let's check it out.

I found him!

You found him?

I'm the mental genius.

And that hedgehog is a sitting duck.

End of the road, Sonic.

We're taking you back to Robotnik the Invincible.

Put down the arsenal, fellas.

How can I hurt you with these stone sneaks on?

Other than stepping on your toe!

YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!

Or giving your engine a kick-start!

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!

Let's buzz, cuzz.

But how?

Simple!

We just make one slick slick.

Hey!!

Ow! Ooo! Eee!

Give me a shove, Tails!

You got it, Sonic.

See ya round, clowns!

Oof!

Ha! I've got it this time.

Here's to youth, strength and physical fitness.

I don't know about young, strong and fit,

bleeagh! But you sure taste and smell bad.

Abracadabra, get rid of what stinks,

change that cheese back to ol' Merlynx.

Oh, it's no use.

I haven't 'been able to make that spell work for years.

Guess it's time I turned in my wand.

Hold it!

How about turning my shoes back to normal first.

Guess I owe you that much.

Magic spell, when I say when, turn these "really big shoes"

back to slick kicks again.

Aw! It didn't work.

Nonsense.

I didn't say "when".

Good as new.

Now all we need is to figure out how to defeat

Robotnik the Invincible.

And I know just how to do it.

[snoring]

[knocking]

Huh? Where am I?

Must be Scratch and Grounder with Sonic.

Thought you could get away from me you little blue

Huh?

Robotnik the Invincible Ball of Flab is hereby challenged to a

joust by the defender of freedom,

the Holy Hedgehog!

HOLY HEDGEHOG!?!

Why, that no good! If Sonic thinks he can defeat me,

he's in for a big surprise.

[fanfare]

Ladies and gentlemen the meanest,

rottenest, most vile, disgusting,

abominable

Robotnik: ENOUGH ALREADY!

uh, Robotnik, the Invincible!

Chaos Emeralds are a villains best friend!

Ha! I knew he wouldn't have the guts to show up.

[fanfare]

And now, the truest, bluest, coolest and fastest friend

of all, the Holy Hedgehog!

[cheering]

He'll be even holier after I'm through jousting with him.

HYAAHH!

Gotta juice!

Umph!

What're you gonna do without your lance,

Robuttnik?

This!

Oof!

Doesn't matter how fast I am, with that Chaos Emerald

I can't touch Robotnik.

See if you can tie him up for a minute,

and I'll try to find where he's hiding it.

The little fool wants more.

Ha! You're hedgehog pulp!

Waahh!!

Ow!

I've lost my invincibility!

There it is! Aaah!

I'm invincible again!

I'll give you one last chance to surrender,

Sir Flabalot.

Me?

You're the one who better surrender.

Or have you forgotten so soon that I can't be scratched?

Oh, so you don't care if I do this.

Ohh! Ow!

Or this

Hunh?!

Looking for this?

In the name of his bloatedness, King Robotnik,

I demand that you give me that Chaos Emerald!

Sure, I'll give it to you.

NOT!

Put me back together, Grounder!

I will if you reattach my arms.

Gimme that!

With this spell I'll make him pay,

give me some knights to ruin his day.

All right, team, on my count I want you to blitz that hedgehog

and get me the Chaos Emerald.

Break! Hut hut hut!

Ohhhh!

Go out for a long one, Sonic!

You got it, little buddy.

Waaaah!

Grrr! -Ahhh!

For your courage and heroism, I hereby knight you.

Henceforth, you shall be known as Sir Sonic the Speedy.

I'm glad to see you've pretty bold yourself,

King Arfer.

Don't tell a soul.

This is al your fault, you bumbling numbot-skulls.

Have a nice trip, fellas.

You're sending us home?

Nah!

I'm sending you on a loooonnng vacation.

Boy! Are they in for a surprise.

Hang on, Tails, I'm making the jump to light speed.

UP! OVER! And GONE!

Looks like we're at some kind of ancient major sporting event.

Hey! Maybe that hedgehog likes us after all.

Uh. Then again, m-m-m-maybe not.

[roar]

Ahhh!

Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

Ya know, it's nota good idea to go swimming by yourself.

If anything happens, why, there won't be anybody there

to help you.

Whether you're at the beach or a swimming pool.

If there's no lifeguard present, always have a friend with you.

Thanks, Sonic!

That's why they call it the buddy system.

When you go swimming, take along your best bud.

It could be be a lifesaver for both of you.