01x65 - Hero of the Year

[bunniefuu]

[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

♪ ♪ ♪

[classical music]

[phone rings]

Mobius Luxury Limo Sales? Wes Weasley speakin'....

Howaya, howaya, howaya!

Look, Palsie, I've got your Deluxe Model

out for a Test Drive.

Rides real nice.

I'll take two dozen.

Have 'em delivered to' my new yacht!

Yikes!

Woooooaaaahhhhhh!

Nobody move!

This is a limojacking!

And we're about to change drivers!

Get lost, pretty boy!

Hey!

Yeah?

Aintcha gonna tie Weasly up?

Well, Scratch.....

You said not to move.

Not us.

Them.

We"re the badguys.

We're supposed to move. Now move!

Aw, jeepers. Scratch. Don't move! Move!

I wish he'd make up his stupid mind!

[alarm]

Look, Tails!

It's a "Save Us Sonic" distress call.

Speed- time, keed!

Gotcha!

Do something about that alarm!

It's driving me crazy!

Okay!

No! Not louder!

Look! Here comes the Hedgehog!

What? What?

Let's get out of here!

Grounder: Whattaya think? Should we get outa here?

Who tied you up, Wes Weasley?!

Robotnik's badniks!

They stole my new limo!

Tails! You untiewes Weasley!

I'm goin' after 'em!

Are you okay, Weasley?

Sure am, Palsie.

You can always count on that Sonic.

Whenever there's trouble he shows up fast.

Yeah. He's a real hero.

I was just sayin' that to myself.

He's everybody's hero.

'Bout time we did somethin' for him.

You were sayin' that?

Yeah. We've had our differences.

But not after today!

Listen, can you keep a secret, Palsie?

What kinda secret?

I want you to invite all of Sonic's best friends to a

surprise Testimonial Dinner aboard my new Yacht.

What's the catch?

How much will it cost him?

Palsie!

You're talkin' to the new Wes Weasley.

I hit it rich. The whole bash'll be on me.

Sonic deserves it!

He sure does!

Knew I could count on ya, Palsie.

Now here's some dough for travel money for his pals.

You get em together while I make the dinner arrangements.

Golly, you're serious!

I want Sonic to know how much I care!

I'll get his friends together.

Remember! Not one word to Sonic.

We wanna surprise him!

The Hedgehog's gainin'!

Can you see the hedgehog?

I can't hear you!

Sonic's too near?

I said I can't hear!

I guess if Sonic's too near we'd better abandon limo!

Now, I'll put the limo on a*t*matic Chase Mode and it'll

keep that Hedgehog busy for the rest of the day!

Robotnik: Can this be true?

Can these very words actually be flowing from my smiling lips!

I can't believe it!!

My sterling Scratch!!

My gorgeous Grounder!!

Congratulations!

Everything went perfectly!

Nothing's ever gone perfect before -whatta we do now?

How should I know?

And best of all, you're both being so modest.

AW, gee, thanks, Dr. Robotnik.

It was nothin'. Really.

Nothing!? It was everything!

The beginning of the end of Sonic the Hedgehog!

Hold it, Palsie!

Aren't you forgetting the real hero of this little con?

Me! Yours truly!

The one, the only Wes Weasley!

Oh, I could never forget you, my dear and respected friend!

And you better not forget our deal.

Robotnik: It's right here in black and white.

You help me catch sonic with this Testimonial Dinner scheme

and I will provide you with your very own Shopping Channel.

You guarantee NO competition and I get all the dough?

Every Mobium!

Yeah. I got a contract.

So let's start hopin' that two-tailed

little fox brat does what I told him.

A dinner?

Honoring Sonic?

That's right, Breezie!

Robotnik Jr. and I will be there for sure!

Can you come, Sergeant Dobermann?

Affirmative!

You're getting a little soft, little guy!

Now get down there and give me fifty!

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two

It's a tribute to sonic, Professor Von Schlemmer.

Can you come?

Of course.

Professor Von Schlemmer is a brilliant scientist.

He deserves a tribute.

And I've always wanted to meet him.

You're Professor Von Schlemmer.

Remember?

I am?

That's wonderful.

Then I can be the one to introduce me to him.

When's the tribute again?

Sure! We'll be there.

And if anybody refuses to come, just tell 'em Mad Mike and

Big Griz will drag 'em there personally!

cuz we're -

"Da Bears"

That's right, Robot.

The dinner's tonight!

Can ya make it?

[happy beeps]

Great! I'll see ya there!

Surprise!

What's goin' on, little bro?

People love ya, Sonic.

And they're here to prove it.

Sonic the Hedgehog!

Howaya, howaya, palsie!

We're here to honor you as hero of the year!

Wes Weasley's involved?

I don't like this, kiddo.

You saved his life.

He wants to thank you!

Lay back and enjoy!

Fellow Mobians, this is a great occasion.

I have invited you all here tonight because you are

Sonic's dearest friends.

May I say something?

Not yet, little palsie.

This is our night to say things to you.

It gives me great honor to introduce

our first speaker, Ms. Breezie Hedgebot Robotnik!!

Sonic, sweetie, do' you remember how you saved my life?

You all right? Speak to me!

Wh-oh!

Ahhh!

Save me!

Oh, my gosh! Oh my gosh!

You saved my life!

You saved the mine!

Not only did you save my life, but then you made sure I found

my true love, my own Robotnik Jr.!

And, even though Dr. Robotnik made me to carry on his evil

ways, you made sure I learned the difference

between right and wrong.

Junior!

Where are you?

Get in here, young man, and start doing what I tell you to

before I disown you!

Big whoop!

I'm disowning you!

From now on, I'm on Sonic's side.

Way to go, Junior.

Way to go.

[cheers]

And now, Sonic Palsie, here's a word from your friend and mine.

Sergeant Dobermann.

Listen up, Sonic!

I wouldn't be here tonight if you hadn't saved me from

The Boss Scorpion!

If you're quite done.

What?!

Nooooooooooooooo!

Sonic the Hedgehog! I salute you!

[cheers]

Quiet, palsies, quiet, please!

It's time for a word from the younger generation.

Here's Robot The Robot!

[beeping]

[beeping]

Snookums!

Oh, no!

What we need here is a little soft water.

[beeping]

Tell me the truth, palsies.

Have ya ever heard a more moving tribute?

It's gonna be a long evening, folks.

I know every one of Sonic's friends is gonna want to say

something about our great hero.

I've got somthing to say!

I hate that Hedgehog!

Sonic! The game is up!

If you don't surrender instantly,

I'll sink this ship and all of your friends will go down

with it!

It's your show, Egg Belly.

I give up.

Not even you can escape from this jail cell,

Hedgehog!

You'll be trapped at the bottom of the ocean under a thousand

feet of water!

If anyone comes within a hundred yards of you,

your oxygen will automatically cut off!

Never again will you interfere with my plans of conquest.

Mobius is mine!

Drop him to the bottom!

Send that Hedgehog to the bottom!

Faster! Faster!

You got it, Your Blubberness!

Faster! Faster!

Slower! Slower!

Owwwchhhh! Oooooochhhh! Eeechhhh! Ooofff!

Looks bad.

But at least I saved all my friends.

One more thing, Hedgehog.

About your friends.

Just in case one of them might be tempted to rescue you,

I'm keeping them in those cages and sinking the yacht!

No!

I know I lied.

I know it's despicable and cruel.

But "Dispicableness" and "Cruelty" are my

favorite hobbies!

Well, if you don't need me any more,

Palsie, I'll be leavin'.

Thanks to you, I got a Shopping Channel to run!

You're excused, Mr. Weasley.

It's gonna be real fun watchin' this old tub sink to the bottom!

Wha--?!

Robotnik: We don't have time for such trivial pleasures.

We don't?

No!

We've got to get to my Testimonial Dinner!

Your Testimonial Dinner?

Of course.

It's not that I'm jealous, you understand.

But I deserve one a lot more than sonic

the Hedgehog ever did.

Right! Yessir! You sure do!

By the way, Your Repulsiveness, who's giving this dinner?

I am!

And I just know all my friends will be delighted to come!

Scratch: Fellow Mobians, this is a great occasion.

I have invited you here tonight because you are Dr. Robotnik's

closest and dearest friends, all of you!

We are here tonight to honor Dr. Ivo Robotnik as

Villian of the Year!

Robotnik! Robotnik!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[whistles]

Robotnik, Robotnik! Rah, rah, rah!

And now, it gives me great honor to introduce our first and only

distinguished speaker, Mr. Grounder Robot!

Oh! Thank you, Mr. Scratch.

Thank you. Hello. Can I talk now?

Okay uh, Dr. Robotnik, do you remember how Mobius used to be

a peaceful and happy planet?

And then you came along to make everything really rotten!

Remember when you sent the Music Destroyer Robot to stop all the

planet's music?

It's against the law of Robotnik.

No more music!

And how about the time when you strip-mined

half the countryside?

Robotnik: Hurray! Yea! Hurray for me!

I just wish all of Sonic's miserable friends on the yacht

could be here!

But they're too busy suffering!

Friends: Help! Help! Somebody save us!

Sonic!

Remember when you terrorized Mobius with Big Daddy Ape?

Smash that bridge!

Break that dam!

I'm such a genius at maliciousness!

No wonder I deserve this award!

And it's no wonder we couldn't find him any friends.

Remember when you destroyed Mobius National Park?

You're not applauding!.

Hurray! Yea! Three cheers for Dr. Robotnik!

Hmnnnn.

I could really use more audience to appreciate me.

I should have made Wes Weasley come here instead of going to

his stupid Shopping Channel.

Listen to me, Palsies!

This is your last chance!

If you buy this genuine imitation gold-plated

left-foot shower clog for only . Mobiums...

I'll throw in this handy- dandy combination Nose Hair Trimmer

and Weed Eater for free!

That's right! For free!

Okay. Call now.

And you get both for free!

I don't get it.

That phone should be ringing off the hook.

There's millions of Mobians out there just waiting

for this junk!

Wait a second!

This phone isn't hooked up!

Uh, that's okay.

Neither is this camera.

What!

Dr. Robotnik said you could have a Shopping Channel

but you weren't allowed to broadcast.

But I've got a contract!

Yahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Camera: It was written in disappearing ink!

I'll show that Robotnik!

I'll show him!

Good thing I used to be in the Used Submarine racket ..

Whoahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sonic, palsie, I made a little mistake.

Don't tell me you're switchin' sides again.

Yeah. This time for good.

Now get up there and save that sinkin' ship!

Without Sonic to help us, it's hopeless!

I can't believe it!

Robotnik may have finally won!

Hi guys!

Sonic! Where'd you come from?

We can talk later.

Right now I need something to bail with.

Just a sec!

Here!

It's your "Hero Of The Year" Award.

We were gonna give it to you after the dinner!

Great! Okay guys!

Hang on tight.

Yea, Sonic!

[cheering]

Okay, little buddy.

Get this boat back to shore.

I'll catch ya later!

Grounder: And now, Dr. Robotnik,

we are about to watch the greatest moment

in your evil career.

I'm so impressive.

I can hardly wait to see this.

Me?!

Uh, hi, Dr. Robotnik. Yeah.

It was all Sonic's fault, you so- wonderful badness,

because uh -

Robotnik: Just get to the point.

We can't stop the train.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Yahhhhhhhhhhh!

Noooooo!

[screams]

Robotnik: Who put that tape on there?

Three guesses, Egg-Belly.

And the first two will cost ya!

How did you get out?

Go ahead, Robuttnik.

It's your party.

Cry if you want to!

You had no right to spoil my dinner by running that tape.

We've just begun spoiling!

It was so great seein' you guys caught on the front of

that train, we're gonna see it again.

Wes, you ready?

Ready, palsie!

Good thing I used to be in the Used Train racket!

Ahhh!

I hate that hedgehog!

I love that hedgehog!

We love that Hedgehog!

Sonic!

If you'd like souvenir pictures of the evening,

just check with me.

They'll be only Ten Mobiums at the door!

Sonic: Weasley!

See ya, palsies!

Oh! Hurry up, dingbot!

I wanna try this booze!

Hoooeeey!

Good stuff.

Don't you bots know liquor is bad for you?

Try it, kid.

Hooooooollld it!

Only dumbots drink liquor!

Stay away from liquor, kids.

Like all dr*gs, alcohol is dangerous,

and you can get hooked.

Just remember.