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- I was single, again.

- Heartbroken. Ready

to just give up.

- Me too, until I

found Data Mate.

I know it's the best dating

app because I work here.

My team brainstorms the

thousands of questions

on our app's rigorous surveys.

Our engineers constantly

update our algorithm

to capture your

digital heartbeat,

all to find our users

love, and that includes me.

Data Mate,

because information

will lead to the

mate that you need.

Download the app now.

- Woo! Yes!

Now, that is fire!

- Very good.

- And, Vivi, oh, Vivi.

Come on! Way to use

your passion, huh?

Now, how long have you and, uh-

- Kenny been together?

A year and a half.

- OMG.

You're gonna be married by

your next birthday. Life goal.

- Yeah. Don't jinx it.

- What if I'm manifesting it?

- And this is why Data Mate

innovates how we find love,

because everybody

deserves to feel

the way that our Vivi feels.

- Thank you, Adam.

You know, I swear,

after the boy who lived next

door and the guy from college

and the blind dates and

the friends of friends, I-

- Vivi.

- Right.

I'm just saying I

finally found my person!

Woo!

You see?

Now, this is why we just

hit 20 million users.

Mm! Great job, everybody!

And this is also why

we are coming back here

tonight to celebrate.

Oh! Good job!

- Thank you.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

How are you?

- Hi, honey.

When are you getting ready

for your big party with Kenny?

- I'm going home to change now.

I'm excited, Mom.

- You know, if your boss

really wanted to celebrate

the company's success,

instead of spending

money on a fancy shindig,

he would give you all bonuses.

You can tell him I said that.

- Please, Walter.

You just hate any event

where you have to

tuck in your shirt.

Vivi should have fun.

- Here we go.

- Oh, because we had so much fun

at that holiday

dinner at the lodge.

We got all dressed up

and paid all that money,

and for what, Janice?

A couple of rubbery steaks.

- It was 1998. Let it go.

- Mom, Dad just cares that

I'm appreciated at work.

Dad, Mom just wants to make

sure that I'm not all work

and can enjoy the

finer things in life.

You both want

what's best from me.

Love you. Bye.

- You good?

- I'm great.

No one can ruin today.

- That's right.

- Okay. I'll see you later.

- Yeah.

- Oh no. I am so, so sorry.

Are you okay?

- Yeah, I think so,

but that might be the

concussion speaking.

- Thanks.

- Yeah.

- What?

- You were right

next to the fountain.

You could have just

dropped the coin in.

- It's kind of the

ideal launching spot.

- Yeah, that data is great,

but do all the wishes

you ever make come true?

- Well, not necessarily.

- Then why not toss it from

over here or over there?

You know, be spontaneous.

If you want different results,

you gotta try

something different.

- Thanks for the

generous advice.

- So what are you

wishing for anyway?

Come on. You owe me for

the giant lump on my head.

- Fine.

Well, I used to

wish to find love,

and now that I have it,

I wish to optimize it.

- Oh, you're serious.

I'm sorry. It's just,

find love and optimize it?

That sounds like a robot

on Valentine's Day.

- Or like me with my boyfriend.

- Ah. My apologies.

You know, for some folks,

an aggressive stance

towards love pays off.

I've seen it so many times

and I'm happy for them.

- So, if my perspective

is so funny, what's yours?

- I don't chase life.

I let it come to me.

- Okay. It's not Postmates.

- I hope your wish comes true.

Yeah.

- I'll grab us drinks.

- I'll miss you.

Oh, Kenny, your boss is texting.

Thanks.

- Whoa. What gives?

- Mr. Highland.

He just texted.

- I'm sorry.

I was gonna end things.

I just didn't want you to come

to this party without a date.

- Please, if you cared, you

would've said something.

You wouldn't have cheated.

- Okay. We still had

our good moments, right?

- Then why did you cheat?

- I don't know.

I guess constantly

being reminded about

all the ways we're far

from what your app says

a successful couple should

look like and sound like.

Oh, and those magazine

quizzes you love,

which say we're falling

short in one way or another.

- Is anything ever your fault?

- You looked at a message you

thought was from my boss. Why?

- No.

You do not get to make

yourself the victim.

I wanted love

with someone who wanted it too

and who was willing

to put in the work

so that we could have

the relationship that

we dreamed about,

and I still do want that,

but not with you.

That was our one-year

anniversary in Hawaii

and this is my birthday.

Whatever.

- Come on. That's enough.

Look, we've got the

three post-breakup Rs.

Red, reality, and

ripping to shreds.

You are gonna be all right.

- I couldn't see what was right

in front of me for so long.

I think I just need to stay

here for a little while.

I am taking all of my sick days.

Oh, welcome back!

- Ooh!

Is it weird that I'm

nervous to go back upstairs?

- Oh, don't be. It's

been two months, okay?

No one even remembers the

whole you and Kenny thing.

Okay, so maybe some people

might vaguely recall

something, but-

- It's fine.

What really matters is that I

used Data Mate the right way.

It should have worked, but it

didn't, and I wanna know why.

- Then let's check with

the analytics team.

They're so nerdy,

they make us engineers

seem borderline cool.

- Hey, Dom.

- How's it going?

- Vivi, I'm so sorry.

- Thanks.

Actually, I've been pondering

a question for weeks.

How did Data Mate

go wrong for me?

- Oh, it's not just you.

From how often previous

users rejoin the app,

success rate of a relationship

of a year is roughly 20%.

- That's it?

How?

Is it a flaw in the algorithm,

or is it the questions

my team creates?

- Our app makes hundreds of

millions of dollars a year.

I don't think anyone

would consider it flawed.

- Okay. Thanks, Dom.

I thought I could conquer love.

Data Mate gave me hope

and then it failed,

'cause that's what it does.

- There are other

ways to meet guys.

- What is the point, Nila?

I have tried everything.

I just wanted love, to

build a great relationship,

and maybe even a family one day.

At this point, forget being

married by my next birthday.

Now, it is about

not dying alone.

Oh, is this why people get cats?

- Okay. I know what you need.

Some hedonistic

housewives hating.

- Change the channel. I will

literally watch anything else.

One of the

world's greatest matchmakers,

Raina Kumar.

- What show is this?

It's all so beautiful.

Utilizing

Indian traditions

from over thousands of years,

Raina finds her

clients happiness.

- My methods are a bit

ancient in some ways,

even in India, yet

modern in others,

but I believe in the

purpose behind each facet,

which is why 95% of my clients

enjoy lifelong relationships.

- If that number's

real, she's it.

Raina Kumar is how

we improve Data Mate

so it actually

finds people love!

- But would she be interested?

- Let's find out.

Thank you.

- Ms. Kumar, so glad you

could make it. I'm Vivi.

- And I'm a huge fan named Nila.

- Oh, please, call me Raina.

- Here's chai.

I have watched your show

nonstop the last week,

and I learned just

how you like it.

- Oh, I'm flattered and

perhaps a little concerned.

I read the materials

your company sent me,

but, to be frank, I'm not

sure how I could help.

- Well, from your show,

I know your matchmaking

tradition is by

Indians for Indians,

but we will pay generously

for you to consult with

us for three months.

We'd like an inside

look at your process.

Then, we would digitize it,

create analogous inputs

for our algorithm,

and evaluate success

via analytics.

- I don't know those words.

What I know are biodata,

rashi, and guna.

- And I don't know those words.

- Thank you. Sorry I'm late.

- Oh, meet my son, Bhumesh.

Bhumesh, this is Nila and Vivi.

- Please, call me Boom.

- Hi.

- And Vivi and I already met.

How are things

with the boyfriend?

- Ex-boyfriend.

- Oh, I guess we didn't

optimize love after all.

- How is he involved

in all of this?

- Oh, Bhumesh runs the business.

He has an MBA from Wharton.

- Classic Indian mom moment.

- Raina, I know you

have a successful show,

but dating apps are

only growing worldwide.

Has it affected your

business at all?

- We're already

starting to plateau.

There's a real merit to us

getting in with an app on our

term before it's too late.

It's like I keep saying, Mom.

we have to make our

matchmaking traditions

more accessible

to today's users.

Respect the past, but

eyes toward the future.

- We want to find our

singles love just like you.

If you work with us, Raina,

our service will get better and

you'll get on users' radars.

Our clientele use multiple apps.

Say you develop one.

- Which I've been

advocating for.

- You'd be among our users

go-tos. It's a win-win.

- Thank you, Vivi, but I

cannot reduce my matchmaking

to zeros and ones for Data Mate.

It has to be experienced,

and if that means that, one day,

we have to close

our doors, so be it.

I cannot short

change the process.

Thank you.

- Wait.

What if I hire someone

to go through your matchmaking

process from start to finish

like any other client?

- Mom, the process

would get its due,

and Data Mate can make

meaningful and informed

changes to their app,

and if they improve, then

we take all the credit.

This can set us up

beautifully for the future.

- The person we choose to go

through my matchmaking process

must want a life partner now.

- Of course. I can't

be the only one.

- Someone who

respects our culture.

- It's not a fad.

It's a tradition.

- I've taught her well.

- And they should have

an open mind and heart

about matchmaking.

- Agreed.

If they are like me, they will

try anything that can work.

So, can I find a test user?

- I already have.

- Me?

- That could work.

This could be the start of us

tapping a whole new market,

our matchmaking for non-Indians.

- Most importantly, we'll

bring more love to more people,

starting with Vivi.

- I want love,

but I don't know.

- Okay, we'll prepare

you, then you decide.

- "We'll"?

- We'll.

I'm also a client concierge.

I'll be with you

every step of the way.

We're gonna have so much fun.

- Yeah.

- You wouldn't apply for a

job without a proper resume.

Biodata is like

that for marriage.

- Some biodatas ask for

physical characteristics

or things like caste,

but we're more modern.

- Actually, I took

a couple swings.

Ooh!

- Your GPA, your credit score,

and your last work

performance review?

- It was stellar.

- This is only what you've done.

- Oh, the next

one is my fun one.

- "Five things I would take

if I were stuck on the moon."

- Does she think she's an

astronaut or Elon Musk?

- But that was in my

favorite dating column.

- We'll just save

these for later.

- Vivi, this process

has to be personal.

You gotta write about you,

the things that make you tick,

how a potential

partner would view you.

- I have to think about it.

- While you're thinking,

be sure to add any core

expectations for a marriage.

Dynamic, communication,

children.

- Wait, you want me to

talk about kids now?

Of course.

- Boom,

how would you fill yours out?

- Uh, uh, uh. I

don't have a biodata.

- Hello, client concierge.

- Fine.

I'd say I'm mature, preferring

to think through life.

- You mean too cool for school?

But I'm a total go-getter.

- So you think I'm cool, huh?

- Keep going.

- A partner could view me as

reliable, dedicated to us.

- But I make even the

mundane memorable.

- Oh, your biodatas

certainly were.

- Okay. What about

for a partnership?

- We would have to

be a team of equals,

and for every rough interaction

we have as a couple-

- There should be five good

ones, like the Gottmans say.

- That's how it

was for my folks.

- Sounds really nice.

- Finish later.

She's reading your palm for

your traits and love destiny.

It's an old tradition

not everyone does.

- But you seem so pragmatic.

- And, pragmatically speaking,

every relationship

requires a little luck.

This might nudge us in

the right direction.

- She will find a

deep, lasting love,

and it will come through

a mother-like figure

that she trusts.

- Meaning I am going to

fall in love with a guy

through Raina, and that means

I can fix Data Mate too!

- Okay, slow down there, turbo.

First, you have to be

honest at all times.

Second, you have to give

each guy a fair chance,

because chemistry

isn't always instant.

- Sometimes it is.

- But no hanky-panky, hm?

And, remember, finding

a winning relationship

goes beyond statistics

and surveys.

Are you willing to see

things in a new way?

- Yes. Raina, match me, please.

Okay.

- Data Mate's famous for

our red flag ratings.

Users love deal-breakers.

- "Do they wear white

socks outside of the gym?"

This is my karma

from a past life.

- I think what mom means is that

none of this gauges a

relationship's potential.

- Focus on practical matters

you must find out from a

potential partner early on

and know for yourself.

- Practical matters like what?

- What kind of luxuries

do you want in life?

What's your view on finances?

What mix of togetherness,

going out socially as a couple

and alone time do you need?

- I guess I always

just assumed that,

once I had the right partner,

these things would just

work themselves out.

- Or maybe determining the

answers to these questions

is how you find

the right partner.

- Welcome.

Seeing how you live

tells me things about you

that you may not realize.

- Oh. Make yourself at home.

- Here's one successful

relationship.

Is your place being

used as a cold storage?

- You wish you could

optimize space like me.

- Vivi, do you remember that

talk we had when we first met

about how, if you want

something different,

then you need to do something

different, like adding color?

- No. What does that have

to do with matching me?

- If you can't try something

different in your own home,

how are you gonna

do it in romance?

- I really don't like

when you make good points.

Fine. You can do

anything you like.

You can even look in my closet.

Why were these

buried in the closet?

- I don't know.

They're from a long time ago

and they don't quite fit.

Wanna try one?

- Sure.

- Tell me about

your dating history.

- Does that really matter?

- No, not at all,

as long as you're okay

making the same mistakes.

- Okay. Well, my first

boyfriend was in high school.

Billy, the neighbor's son.

He was actually really sweet,

and then I realized he had

me doing all of his homework.

- Hah! That's rough.

- Don't you have

something to fix?

Yeah, if you'll

help me move some furniture.

- Okay. This is me being

spontaneous and open-minded.

- Your condo is ready for

your new journey to better.

- You know, you're

really good at this.

- Was that a compliment?

- Just for that,

it is your turn to talk about

your past relationships.

- Don't say relationships.

It's been so long since you

brought a girl to see me.

- Classic Indian mom moment.

- These bachelorettes are

open to meeting Bhumesh.

You can swipe.

- This is where the line blurs

between matchmaker and mom.

- Whoa!

They're beautiful.

- And smart and successful and

total winners, all of them.

I'm just not in a place for it.

I have to keep the family

business afloat, don't I?

- Oh, is this when the

kids say "whatever"?

- Moving on.

Vivi, there's just one

more thing we need.

Family background.

- Ah. How was growing

up with your parents?

- Actually, we'll just

ask them when we meet.

- Great.

- Now?

Of course. Let's go.

- Coming.

- Anyway, we love that

you are matching Vivi,

but what has that

got to do with us?

- Oh, it's not only

Vivi getting married.

- Huh? Come again?

- You two and your relationship

with Vivi will be affected.

Finding the right partner

is about you as well.

- Can you tell us how things

were from her childhood to now?

- So good.

My parents were so present

and I always knew

they were around

and that really sums it up.

- Aw. She's such

a great daughter.

Big heart. Hard worker.

Never got in trouble.

- Walter, are you okay?

- Oh, it's my back.

It only likes my recliner.

Oh, it's hidden in the closet.

- Because we have company

and it's an eyesore.

- You see, when

people come over,

Janice wants the

place to look like

no one actually lives here.

- Oh, no.

- Guys!

I appreciate you both

trying to make the place

welcoming for Raina and Boom.

- Such zesty people.

- Why don't we switch gears?

What would you like

in a son-in-law?

- Let's add a field for

users to specifically say

why they'd make a good

partner for someone else

and for users to answer

why previous relationships

didn't work out.

- Spicy.

Oh, and maybe we change

the input around red flags?

- So we're adding new questions?

- We're just updating inputs,

keeping things fresh

with the new questions.

- Yeah, for the users

that don't care about it.

- Okay, but maybe

these are questions

they should care about.

You approved hiring Raina.

- Hey, hey, I approved

briefly consulting with Raina.

That was really just a PR

push for the bottom line.

- Well, these

questions stem from

what I'm learning with her.

I think they'll significantly

increase our user success rate

and more user success means

word of mouth and more profit.

- Okay, but you

have a short leash,

especially if I'm not

gonna see results.

- You got it.

Yeah!

Nice job.

Good stuff, good stuff. Nice.

Hey!

Hey.

- What are you doing over here?

- I went a new way

and it led me here.

So you're a soccer champion?

- Oh, hardly, no, no.

I come to the park every week

and just see what

piques my interest.

Sometimes, it's archery.

Other times, it's cricket.

Today, they just

needed an extra player,

and it was a game to raise

funds for foster kids.

I mean, I couldn't

say no to that.

- That's really admirable,

Boom, and very impromptu.

- And you never

would've seen it,

except you took a

different route.

- Oh no. Are you

rubbing off on me?

- You want an

autograph, don't you?

Guys, she wants my autograph.

- Calm down. I am

taking baby steps.

- You'll be taking much

bigger steps than that.

You'll see soon

enough. Anyway, ta-ta.

- Bye.

Wait, bigger steps?

Come. Come.

- Is this really necessary?

- If your families don't match,

your relationship will

be a battle every day.

- Why are you being like this?

I'm telling you.

Your sister never apologized

for calling me a yokel.

- Yes, she did.

- Paul, you are

so well-mannered.

- Oh, being courteous was

drilled into me as a child.

- You know, my friends think

I'm crazy for doing this,

but I think I'd be crazy not to.

- So that's what I've

spent the last few years

doing at Data Mate.

- You've been diving

into the data of love,

not treating it like magic.

- Exactly. I don't want dating

to rely so much on luck.

Tell me about your

love languages.

English and first-year German.

- Okay, let me

balance things out.

Here's a strength of yours.

You're great at deflecting.

- Oh, better than being the

guy whose literal job is

to find people commitment

while refusing it himself.

- So much of a good relationship

is treating each other well

in the small moments, so.

Oops!

May I have a napkin, please?

- Yeah.

Walter!

- What?

- Thank you so much.

- You can tell me

about your Enneagram.

- Enneagram?

- You know what's worked

for a few years longer

than relationship

pop psychology?

Getting to know someone.

Show your human side.

My life at the hedge

fund is algorithms, data,

pattern recognition,

predictive models.

- Wow. That is music to my ears.

- You know, there's

this feeling I get

when I'm out in nature,

like when I'm gazing

out at the ocean

or taking in a view

from the mountaintop.

I get these butterflies

in my stomach

and my heart starts to race.

Somehow, I'm so at peace.

I know, it sounds cheesy, but-

- No, not at all.

- I want that with

another person.

- I understand.

My forehead gets warm when

I see that special someone.

So, it's

been a full three days.

Who stood out?

- Well, I mean, Tristan.

And Paul and Leonard,

I like the dynamic.

- Wonderful.

Bhumesh and I will take care

of setting up the dates,

but you've done very well.

Let's celebrate.

Come to my home for a

traditional Indian dinner.

- I wouldn't want to impose.

- Bhumesh, you

don't mind, do you?

- Uh, no, no, no, not at all.

- Thank you.

- I didn't realize

Dad's been gone so long.

- You would know if you visited

Dad's side of the family

in India since he passed.

You won't even step foot

into the pooja room since.

- In our culture,

it is parents' duty to see

their children settled.

Pratik did not get the chance,

but it was his last

wish to see you married.

It's my wish for you too.

- Because it's tradition?

- No, because it's what

will make you truly happy.

It worries me that all you

do is date superficially.

The boy we raised is

deeper than that, no?

Is there something

you don't like about

the women I tried

to connect you with?

You've dated Indian

women before.

- Of course I have, and

non-Indian women too.

That's not it at all.

- Then what?

- Okay.

What are you afraid of?

Vivi must be here.

Vivi!

Hi!

Oh, leave it,

leave it. No problem.

- Sorry. The door was open, I-

- Of course

it was open, for you.

Leave it, leave it, leave it.

- Are you sure?

- Come.

- Okay.

- Hi.

Hi.

Mm, Raina, that

aroma, I am drooling.

- It's korma. It was

Pratik's favorite.

- Please, let me.

- No recipe required.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- Bhum's a good son.

- He's okay.

- You think he can

handle that korma though?

- Well, the best

dishes are more than

just a list of ingredients

and instructions.

- What also matters is the

freshness of the spices,

the interplay of pan and flame,

and, of course, the

cook's own skill.

Subtle, Mom.

- Metaphors are

always on the menu.

- Raina, tell me.

Were you and Pratik more

than just ingredients?

Oh, yes.

Actually, we met through

my family's matchmaker.

Arranged marriages

come in all types,

but, to me, what I do,

matchmaking, is more than that.

- How so?

- Well, it's a marriage

considered with immense

care for the families,

but love between pride

and groom is the priority.

- Like with me and Pratik.

You know, we came

to this country

to build a life and a family,

leaving behind everything

from India except each other.

We didn't have any money,

but Pratik would always rent

the latest Bollywood

films for us to watch,

and he would sing all of

our favorite songs to me

and make me chai every morning.

- I know you both must have

loved each other very much.

That's what I want

from all of this.

- We will find it.

- I hope so.

- Dinner is served.

- Mm. This is beyond delicious.

- You know, Priya and

Amit's engagement ceremony

is almost here.

- They're a great

couple Mom matched.

- Join us.

It's been so long since you

attended a client's event.

- I'd love to, Mom,

but I just snagged tickets to

our concert that same night.

Gotta seize the moment.

- Sure. Okay, son.

- Ah! Mom!

Actually, I'll think about it

in case the concert

gets canceled.

Vivi, if the food's too hot,

you can eat some yogurt.

No need to be a hero.

- Oh, I'm good. Thanks.

- Oh. How'd you get

into spicy food?

- From traveling, mostly.

- What? I love traveling.

Columbia.

- That's on my list.

The last few places I went

were Mexico, Ghana, Indonesia.

- Did you love the sambal there?

- Oh, every kind. Tell

me you went to Bali.

- Like you have to ask. Did

you try all the local produce?

- Is there any better

reason for traveling?

- If you included this kind of

stuff in your dating profile,

the stuff that you love, the

stuff that makes you you,

you would've found the

right guy a long time ago.

- Oh. I hope I still can.

- You will. This is

a nice side of you.

- Hm. At least one of

us has a nice side.

Okay, not bad!

- I'm sorry. Were you trying?

- Uh-huh! Keep

telling yourself that!

Oh my gosh.

- Hey, about this weekend.

I'm gonna find

something fun and light

so you can get to

know these guys,

but, pretty much, you're

gonna have two hours each

with Leonard, Tristan, and Paul.

- Okay, three dates in one day?

Mhm.

- Is that normal?

- Nope, but neither is

having a tech company

anxiously awaiting the results.

Yeah,

try that one. Great.

Thinking

of taking a dip?

- No. it just reminds me of

this time when I was a kid.

I got it in my head

that fishing was the ultimate

father and son activity,

so I bugged my dad until

he finally took me.

Now, keep in mind he

was from a city in India

that was nowhere near the ocean.

But my dad and I,

we were on this tiny boat

on the water for hours

before we realized that we

were terrible at fishing.

But he must have seen it coming,

because he brought a deck of

cards and we played Go Fish

right there on the boat instead.

It's the only way

I caught something.

- You had a really special dad.

- Yeah. You two

would've gotten along.

- Race you back.

Whoa, okay.

- Let's go!

I'm so gonna win this!

No, you are not!

We got a long run back!

- Ultimately, the

best relationship

would create harmony

for me, my partner, and

the people in our lives.

- Uh, oh. This isn't

the restaurant.

It looks

like a medical building.

- Our reservations

are in an hour.

In the meantime, I booked you

guys for marriage counseling.

- You tricked us.

- Where did you

learn this behavior?

- Dad, Mom, I want you to have

a great relationship the

same way I'm going to.

Don't you deserve that? We

could be one big happy family.

Sure, but-

- And I prepaid for 10 sessions.

- 10?

- You know what therapists cost?

Money doesn't grow on trees.

- I'm appalled you'd

use my line against me.

- All right.

Next up, we have,

ah, Vivi, Nila!

Tell me how that trial's going

with Raina Kumar modifications.

Tell me. Tell me.

- Well, for users engaging

with the new criteria,

the success rate is up

to 31% and climbing.

- Ooh, 31%.

Now, can anybody give me a

dollar figure to that, please?

Thank you.

Double digit millions in

increased revenue already.

Very nice!

Woo!

- I am so happy

you feel that way,

because I have some more ideas

to make Data Mate a

little more personal.

Maybe face-to-face coaching

or in-person intros.

- Hey, okay, so now,

do you know why dating

apps are so popular, huh?

Because people wanna meet

people without meeting people.

Hm? Am I right?

That's true, yeah.

- What about some

different prompts?

Maybe "what is your

parents' relationship like?"

- Ooh.

- Based on what

we've done so far,

that should increase

user engagement.

- Which our

advertisers will love!

Yes!

- It's cute and classy.

- What about fun and sexy?

- Those are nice goals.

- It has to be comfy if

I'm gonna make it through

all three of these second dates.

That's Boom. I have

to get changed.

- Oh, someone just

got adorably anxious.

- Lies!

- Hey, Nila. Vivi ready?

- Finishing touches.

- Vivi, we're on

a tight schedule!

Plus I just double-parked

out outside. We gotta go.

- How do I look?

- Late.

- Go. Have fun.

I'll lock up,

after I've binged all your

streaming subscriptions.

- Nila!

Okay. Are you ready?

Excuse me, sir.

May I help you?

- No. Thank you.

- Excuse me just a sec. Just...

Hi.

Hi.

- How are you?

- Good. Okay, don't be mad.

See, back in the day in India,

potential couples would have

group excursions or

chaperoned outings.

- Wait. Raina put

you up to this?

Does she not think that

I'm responsible a adult?

- Oh, no, this isn't about that.

This is about

other people's interpretations

of your relationship.

See, 'cause when you're in it,

you can be blinded

by attraction,

but people on the outside

might be able to see

the bigger picture.

On the plus side,

so far, so good.

- This is our little

fluffy Bubbles.

When did you rescue her?

- About five years ago. My

friend couldn't keep her.

She comes from a

line of show dogs.

Fit right in with

the whole family.

- My folks could

never handle a dog.

- They've got

enough to deal with.

- Meaning?

- Oh, just that they're lucky

you turned out as well as you

did, given their tendencies.

- Wow. So much for your manners.

I mean, how can you think

so little of my folks?

They raised me.

- Was what I saw an exception?

My mom and dad taught me

what you project to the outside

world comes back to you.

That's why being,

well, socially refined

is good for our image

and is good for us.

- Yeah. Some people

don't care about image.

- I noticed.

- Thanks for your time, Paul.

It was nice getting to know you.

- I'm sure it was.

- You're Raina's last spy?

- I prefer caring observer.

I'm sorry. That was rough.

- You know, I thought that

I had accepted my parents,

but, somehow, Paul

struck a nerve.

Well, if you organize

and store your emotions

like you do your belongings,

maybe you buried how

you feel so far down

that you can't find it.

Could even be from years ago.

- Like childhood?

- Okay. You wanna

tell me about that?

- I mean, I don't have many

fond childhood family memories

like other people.

Maybe that is in part

because of my folks,

but I can't just write them off.

- I respect that and

that's my culture too.

We may not agree with

everything our parents do,

but we still care for them.

- Even when they

sometimes drive you crazy.

- Only sometimes?

You're doing great.

- I need another pick-me-up.

- Actually, I have

a better idea.

- Vivi, welcome to Priya

and Amit's engagement.

- Bhumesh, you came.

And with Vivi, no less.

I take it your

concert was canceled?

- Yeah, something like that.

- Raina, you probably wanna

hear how my dates went.

- Actually, I already know.

Oh, what's this for?

- For caring.

You really put into focus

how Data Mate sorely

lacks a human touch.

- Oh, Vivi, I'm

only human touch.

Go. Sit.

Vivi, shall we?

Here. Let me.

- Oh, thanks.

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

- Hi.

- So, what do the

lamps symbolize?

- Oh, so much. Dispelling

evil with good.

Spreading joy and prosperity.

Burning off our worst

impulses with our best selves.

We light lamps for almost

all Hindu ceremonies.

- Hm. I love that.

What's your favorite meaning?

- It's actually when

lighting lamps is wisdom

overcoming our ignorance.

- So, you need all the lamps.

- Not enough lamps for you?

Yeah, surprisingly, Priya

and Amit's engagement

was super easy to put together.

- You did not put this

whole thing together.

- I mean, we had

a big hand in it.

- Yeah. Oh, thank you.

- Thank you so much.

This is jalebi. It's

an Indian sweet.

- Sounds excellent.

I can use my fingers?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- It's so good. It's so good.

- So sweet.

- This is the bride's

mom doing the Aarti,

kind of like an opening prayer.

- It's so beautiful.

- This is a tradition

in some parts of India.

It's called the Roka.

It's related to the word "stop,"

because the bride and groom

don't need to keep looking.

They found each other.

- Roka.

And now

relatives give gifts

to welcome the bride and

groom into their family,

because, like we

talked about before,

a marriage isn't just

between two people.

- It's the whole family.

- Mhm.

This is the formal

engagement, the Sagai.

- It's so special.

What are you doing?

I know those people.

- In a bad way?

- Nope. Just haven't

spoken to them in years.

- Okay, I'm guessing you

haven't been to community events

since your dad d*ed,

because, ultimately,

they're about family,

so you let go of these other

relationships along the way.

- They're bringing

out dinner. Let's go.

- Okay. Hold on.

You're Mr. Spontaneous,

which is great and fun,

but you ever think you might

be using that spontaneity

to avoid dealing with what

is right in front of you?

- Just to be clear,

we're talking about

my human connections?

- Light one lamp for wisdom.

I mean, these were

good friendships,

and it's worth fixing things.

Great connections

are hard to find.

Come on.

- Bhumesh Uncle!

- Jaya, wow, you've

gotten so big.

- Boom, where have

you been, man?

- Vicky.

- Come on.

- It's good to see you, man.

- Come on.

- Really good.

In case you get cold.

- Where did you get this?

- Oh, I bought it off an auntie.

- So you stole it?

- I might have stolen it.

They might be coming after us.

Oh, man. Here comes the party.

- All right, Boom.

You're about to see a

whole 'nother side of me.

Oh, okay.

- How's it going, man?

- Good, man.

- Yeah?

Dude, you and Raina should

take a bow for this engagement.

- Oh, thank you. Nah,

this is just what we do.

- Sure, but you've helped make

so many other people's

weddings happen.

What's it gonna take for yours?

- Ha. The right woman.

- The right woman?

Oh, maybe now you try telling

me about this special lady.

- Well, she'd have

such a generous heart

and she'd find a

way to take care of

all the people in her life,

and she'd be driven and

knows how to take control.

But she'd also be

fun and open-minded,

and I'd be thinking

about her all the time,

and not just because

of how she looks,

but because of how she

thinks and who she is.

- I see you know

exactly what you want.

Hope you find her.

- Yeah.

- Thank you. That was lovely.

- You were amazing.

- That was exactly

what I needed.

- Me too. Thanks for being

a part of me reconnecting.

This makes me wanna do more,

maybe even go back to India

to go see my family there.

- Boom, why did you

decide to bring me here?

- I don't know,

but I'm glad I did.

This is the most

relaxed I've seen you.

- This is the most comfortable

I have felt in a long time

with anyone.

- Uh, so,

you're choosing between

Leonard and Tristan, right?

- Yeah, Leonard and Tristan.

You know, it's getting late.

You stay here with

Raina. I'll call a ride.

Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

- Okay.

- Have a good one.

- What's going on with Vivi?

- Mom, she's a client.

I'm just doing my job.

- Um, are we the

new office it girls?

- Um.

- Hey, Vivi, Nila.

We are about to have some

real talk up in C-suite.

You wanna come with?

Because, you,

you're really showing people

what you're capable of.

- Thank you.

I am all about better

relationships and

better matches.

- And better results.

We're on track for

our best quarter yet.

You keep this up,

you're in line for

some pretty big things.

Let's go!

Hi, Daddy.

Heya, turtle.

I don't mean to bother you

before your big dates

with Leonard and Tristan.

- That's okay. What's up?

Come

around out front.

- Okay.

Hi.

- Hi!

- Are you cleaning my room out?

- Yeah, we have to,

because we're turning it

into our home fitness center.

Isn't that right, honey?

- Absolutely, love.

What a wonderful

idea on your part.

My heart thanks you

in more ways than one.

- Why are you guys

talking like that?

- Oh, well, our marriage

counselor suggested

changing the tone of our words

to change the tone

of our relationship.

- We thought we'd keep

the momentum going

by exercising together.

Burn cals. Stay pals.

- Aw. That makes me so happy.

- Aw, honey, it's working.

Hey, Boom!

- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Daniels.

- Hi.

- You ready for your dates?

- Yeah. Just have to

put these boxes inside.

- Oh, please.

Let me.

- Go ahead and laugh.

- No, not at all.

I bet my mom still has

my vintage Ninja

Turtle action figures

in a drawer somewhere.

You know, it's not really about

the stuffed animal or toy.

It's more about the phase

in your life they represent,

the innocence before you realize

how fragile it all can be.

- Oh, your first kiss.

- There was no kiss!

- What are you talking about?

- Oh, I swear I saw you

smooch this little guy

when you were like

five years old.

It was so adorable.

Boom, you know

what Vivi used to call him?

- Bear E. White.

She loved his music as a baby.

Hey, Jen.

Maybe you and I should listen

to some of Barry's songs

like we used to.

- Ooh!

- Okay, you know, I never

thought I would say this,

but can you just chill

it on the wooing?

Oh, well, our counselor

told us to live our truth, so.

- This is what you

paid for, Vivi,

and money doesn't

grow on trees, right?

- Oh, burn.

- How did I know that was

gonna come back to me?

- Hello, Vivi.

- Hi.

- Meet Arin. He's

a Vedic astrologer.

- Oh. I love reading

my horoscope.

- Ah, but Vedic

astrology is different.

It takes into account that

Earth's orbit wobbles.

- Indians have

long believed that

the stars reveal your karma,

what you carry from a past life,

your guna, moral

character, and more,

all indicated by your

date and time of birth,

day of the week, even

your exact birth location.

- I know what you're thinking.

All this stuff is mystical.

- Well, all those

facts about my birth

are information similar

to how Data Mate requests

basic information

about its users.

- The astrological

paths of two people

can indicate

misalignment or harmony.

- Similar to how

Data Mate's algorithm

seeks compatibilities

to find matches.

- By the way, Mom, this kind

of comparison is exactly

how we should explain astrology

if we're gonna modernize.

- Bring in the first bachelor.

- Wait. My dates

are happening here?

- Of course.

You're getting your

astrological readings together.

- Vivi and Leonard,

you'll have several

interpersonal obstacles

to overcome in

your relationship.

- I think I need to

see your credentials.

- Listen, I know that

analytics and numbers

feel much more certain,

but I have tried the

scientific ways of dating.

Maybe there is more

to think about.

Besides, an astrologer

brought us together

for this date, right?

- You two will disagree far

more than you will agree.

- What? No, I need

a better answer.

- Leonard!

Relationships aren't

like calculus.

You cannot just have exact

inputs and solve for X.

- I think you mean algebra.

- Okay. That metaphor

did nothing for you.

Can you just keep an

open mind, please?

- I don't think this

is working, Vivi.

- Vivi and Tristan, a

relationship would be calm

with few disturbances,

low or high.

- Well, that's nice, right?

- Better than nice. I love

astrology and the stars.

Reminds me of camping and

staring up at the sky.

- You camp?

- Oh, yeah, being out

in the wilderness,

middle of nowhere, no

comforts, co phone.

- No phone?

That sounds bold.

- One day, I plan to move

totally off the grid,

just me and my partner.

- I think Vivi's more of a

city, arts and culture type.

- But for someone who

wants to be my partner,

I am willing to be open.

- This makes me happy.

You are growing, Vivi.

You make me proud.

Thank you, Arin.

- Born October '92.

Oh, no.

Raina?

- Mom, what are you doing?

- He's just asking.

- Boom, what did he say?

- That Tristan is

the match for you.

- Well, in that case, Vivi, can

I take you out this weekend?

- Great idea.

Great.

- Great, and I hear the

weather's gonna be amazing too.

- Oh, yeah.

- To go for a

workout in the park.

With these giant, large

muscles and your deep voice,

I'm sure you'll like that.

- Everyone is getting

what they want.

- Yeah. They sure are.

- So, yes, this

weekend sounds great.

- You're a little too nervous

for someone going on a date

with her potential Mr. Right.

- Maybe it's because he

seems so good for me, Nila.

- How's the vibe with him?

- Well, first, I thought

he was a little too

cool for school,

but we've gotten closer.

He's actually really

caring and fun.

He's quick witted, but

he can take a joke too.

A successful entrepreneur,

has a great relationship

with his mom,

and when I'm with him,

he understands me.

He makes me easygoing

when I'm rigid,

and I think I help him to

be more open and sincere,

and I swear he really

cares about me,

but then he just pulls away.

It's like the universe is

telling us this won't work.

- Hun, I was asking

about Tristan, not Boom.

Yeah, right.

Who, okay, in terms of

everything, is a great fit.

He is sweet, smart,

caring, and attractive.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yeah. On paper,

it is all there.

I mean, this process is

fixing Data Mate, right?

- Yes, but no matter how

great our inputs are,

there's one variable

we can't control,

whether users answer our

questions truthfully.

You know, if you're not

being honest with Raina

about what you want or feel,

nothing she's doing will work.

So, are you?

Hey, guys.

Wow. You look snazzy.

- Oh, thank you, baby.

We're just heading out for

our anniversary dinner.

- The first time we've made

a night of it in years.

- I'm so glad

you're celebrating.

- We won't be home 'til late,

so let's get together

for breakfast

an hour later than planned.

- Have fun, you two. I love you.

Bye.

- Now, that's a good omen.

- Maybe.

- Come on. You are rooting

for me to be happy, right?

- Of course. Vivi, that's

all I want for you.

- Good. Then that

makes two of us.

Time out!

Dude.

- What?

- What are you doing?

- I thought I dropped

my keys back there.

- Dude, I saw you and Vivi.

Almost everyone here

has seen you two.

- Vicky, it's not

what you think.

- I'm on your side, okay?

So let me remind you

of something Pratik

Uncle always said.

A man's true friends point

out what he refuses to see.

- Sounds like Dad.

Time in!

Nice and secure?

Mhm.

- Don't worry. I'll

be right beside you.

Just follow my lead and

we'll make it up together.

- Okay.

- You're not afraid

of heights, are you?

- Not yet.

- You'll be fine.

- Just handholds and footholds.

- Okay.

Handholds and footholds.

- We're having some

hiccups, aren't we?

- Guess we're not

naturally in rhythm.

- That's okay. We'll work on it.

I love this place.

It's my favorite

getaway from the city.

- I'm glad to be here with you.

- Oh, sorry. One

second, Tristan.

I think that's a good moment

to close our date with.

- Bummer, but I get it.

You are worth the wait.

Besides, what's the rush

if we might just

work out for good?

- Okay, well...

See ya.

Yeah.

- Mom, Dad!

I brought jalebi with me.

It's a kind of Indian sweet.

- In here, baby.

- I had another

date with Tristan.

I think there could

be potential maybe,

but I'm still thinking about...

You look exhausted.

What's wrong?

- We were up all night talking.

- About our relationship

and our lives.

- Okay.

- When you're young,

opposites attract,

and physical attraction

makes up for so much,

but it can't carry you through.

- What are you getting at?

- Sweetheart, for

our own happiness,

we've decided to get divorced.

- What?

Why?

You two have been

getting along so well.

- I know, baby.

I know, and the counseling

really helped us stop

with the yelling,

which meant we could finally

hear each other and ourselves.

- We know we can't

find what we need

if we force ourselves

to stay together.

- No, don't. Please, stay, stay.

Let's just talk about it.

- No. I cannot stomach

your reasons right now.

You're just giving up?

- Turtle.

- After all of these years,

you are just giving up

and I am not okay with it!

- Hey.

- Hi.

Oh, Tristan, you look great.

- Think so? Because

these clothes don't

really fit my style.

- Well, you've only had

them a couple weeks.

Give them another month

and they'll grow on you.

Besides,

we coordinate.

- I guess it does show

how unified we are.

Hey, there's something

I wanna tell you about

my work situation.

Right

this way, please.

- Thank you.

So, which movie should we see?

- Oh, there's this

new action-thriller

set in the Rockies.

It looks so cool.

- Sure. That's an option.

- But if we can appreciate

the finer things as a couple,

then it shows that

we can work together

no matter the conditions.

So, how about we do

- Aw.

You really get it.

- Vivi, wait.

Before we go in,

there's something

I wanted to talk to you

about all night, and I just-

- I thought I heard you pull up.

You are overdue for a check-in.

Come in. Tell me everything.

- Actually, Raina, can you

give us a moment please?

- Oh, take your time.

- Tristan, she's

been expecting us.

If we can't honor our

commitment as a unit,

all of the research says we'll

be on a downward trajectory.

- Vivi!

What is going on?

It's like you've forgotten

all the progress

you've made with me.

- Vivi, I got a job

offer out of state

and I've been deciding whether

I'm gonna stay here or move.

- Oh, congrats.

Well, that's something

we'll have to discuss.

- I wanted us to work

out. I really did.

Our vibe's changed,

so I think I'm

gonna take the job.

Take care, Vivi.

I'll walk back.

- You said your

system would work.

- Vivi, you know

it's not so simple.

- Your methods failed me too.

- Oh, Vivi.

- One sec, Nila.

- Hey, Vivi.

- Hey.

- I saw you outside

of Mom's house.

I just wanna make

sure you were okay.

- Yeah. That's

what texts are for.

- And when you don't respond,

that's what knocking

on your door is for.

- I'm confused. Why do you care?

I mean, the matchmaking business

is on an upswing, right?

So, you're all set.

- That's not all

that matters to me.

- Right.

There's also your view on love,

like you told me

when we first met.

- Oh, Vivi, that-

- No, I mean, I should have

had your POV the whole time.

I chased love. I got b*rned.

Does that make you happy?

- No. Of course not.

- Hey, you know

the funny thing is

we had such

different approaches,

but here I am, alone,

just like you.

- You deserve better, Vivi.

- Somehow, this feels

worse than with Kenny.

At least I could say

it with his fault.

Now who do I blame?

- You're gonna be okay.

- Will I?

Or do I just need to accept

that I am not made for love?

- Come on. Come on.

- Oh, thanks for helping us.

We know this is

hard for you too.

- Of course. I'm here for you.

- And we're really sorry about

how your romance ended up.

- Well, I guess it

runs in the family.

Okay.

Oh my.

- Everything okay?

- See these drawings?

I was just a little kid.

In almost every picture,

you guys are fighting,

and I'm in the middle,

trying to make you get along.

I fought so hard to

keep you together.

- You know,

we should have never put

you in that position.

- I started keeping a mental

list of all of the things

that a good relationship

had that yours didn't,

but it wasn't about any guy.

It wasn't even about me.

It was about some

perfect partnership,

but all I really

knew about perfect

came from surveys and

studies and anonymous data.

Trying to optimize everything

only made things worse.

- Vivi, your mom and I only

ended up in a bad place

because we didn't do the

work before we got married.

- Yeah, we only cared

about the fun, the image,

all the superficial stuff.

- None of what we did

has to apply to you

or your relationships.

- Bhumesh, you haven't

come in for so long.

You always walk

past the pooja room,

but you never come in.

Why?

- Because it's just a constant

reminder that Dad's gone

and it still really hurts,

and, of course, you

miss him 10 times more.

He was such a huge part of your

life and now you're just...

Alone.

Since Dad's been gone,

you've just been alone.

- That's why you

suddenly took on

a larger share of the business,

started checking on me at home?

You're here even now,

changing my light bulbs.

You realize I know how to

use the TaskRabbit, right?

- Jury's still out on

that one, Mom, but, yeah.

Dad wouldn't have wanted you

to be alone and neither do I.

- Is that why you won't

find a real relationship?

Because you think

that, if you find love,

it'll leave me even lonelier?

You know where I

feel the most alone?

In the pooja room.

Please come.

It's time.

- You know, of

course, sometimes,

I feel sad without your father,

but that's only because of

the great love we shared,

and I take comfort in that.

You should too.

You're a good son for making

sure that I don't feel alone,

but nothing will

make me more happy

than seeing you find love.

Respect the past, but eyes

toward the future, no?

- I think

going to India to

go see his family

would help me make peace

with Dad being gone,

and, once I'm done,

it's time for you and

me to step into the now.

- Agreed.

Plus, you're always around.

I want some me time now.

- I love you, Mom.

- I love you.

- Right? And it is

important to me.

So, keep that in

mind, all right?

- Thanks. You wanted to see me?

- We did, yes.

Here. Come on in.

Take a seat.

- Thank you.

- So, I'll get right to it.

Your Raina Kumar experiment

boosted our user base and

profits in the short term.

Plus, I think a huge

percentage of our user base

ended up in long-term

relationships.

- Really? That's fantastic.

I have so many more

ideas for us too.

- Yes, your suggestions worked

well, a little too well.

So, we crunched the numbers,

and in the long run,

the most profitable

scenario for Data Mate

is if our clients

are repeat users,

coming back again and

again and again, so we are

ending the Raina modifications.

Yeah, if people are

gonna be confused

and doubt their own instincts,

might as well

capitalize on it, right?

But you, Vivi, you've

shown your metal.

So, how does a promotion to

senior vice president sound?

20% pay bump. Stock

options, of course.

- I quit.

- Now, remember that

you signed an NDA!

- She didn't sign that NDA.

Hey, Raina. It's Vivi.

Hi, Vivi.

- I just wanted to call

and apologize for

how I spoke to you.

I was wrong.

You have done nothing but

help me and care about me.

Oh, enough. I accept.

- I really messed things up.

But, Vivi, if

you were your own obstacle

to finding love, then you

can also clear your own path.

- Raina, I've been

trying to call Boom too,

but he's not

answering his phone.

Do you know where he is?

He's about to

leave for a trip to India.

- What? When?

Right now.

- Okay, okay, thank you. Bye.

Nila!

- Uh, what's going on?

- I'll fill you in in the car.

Can you give me a ride ASAP?

- Of course. Yeah.

- This is it!

Oh, how do I look?

- Perfect.

- Now, go, go, go, go!

- Okay, okay!

Oh, no.

- Boom already left?

Oh, I am so bummed.

I really thought Raina was

gonna help you find your match.

- Are we sure she didn't?

I mean, all these weeks,

I have learned so

much about who I am

and why I do what I do.

Actually, I think Raina's

process worked perfectly.

I finally matched

with the person

that I have needed

to all along, myself.

- And what about getting

married by your next birthday?

- Forget any timeline.

Boom will eventually come

back, and when he does,

I will find him and we'll see.

I am ready to embrace that love

will happen when it happens.

Raina said you were headed

to a flight for India.

- I was, but I had to

come see you first.

- I'll give you guys a sec.

- I was gonna go to your place,

but Mom said you might be here.

- I am sorry about how I acted.

- I'm sorry too.

I didn't know how wanting

to be with you could work

with you as our clients, or

how you fit into my family,

or if I was even brave enough

to risk feeling sadness

in order to find joy with you.

- I think we can

address these concerns.

First off, you're fired.

- No more conflict of interest,

and as far as my family

dynamic, you make it better.

You fit perfectly.

- So, I guess all

that's left is,

are you willing

to take the risk?

Boom, are you

finally chasing love?

- Only if you're finally

letting love come to you.

Come in.

Mom.

- Bhumesh!

Bhumesh.

So handsome.

Your father would be so proud.

I am too.

I love you better.

- Oh, classic Indian mom moment.

I love you too, Mom.

- Nila, you look beautiful.

- Me?

Girl, I always knew you were

gonna make a beautiful bride,

but this is unreal.

- Vivi, we have another

good omen for the wedding.

The Raina app, the first to

incorporate real matchmakers

and Raina Kumar's principles,

is modernizing matchmaking.

It's a smashing success!

And that is because

of you and Nila.

- And you and Boom.

- Mhm.

- This is a family business.

- I'll see you both out there.

- I want to give you something.

- You are the

daughter I never had.

- The groom is here!

- Wow.

And, with that,

the couple are now

officially married!

Maybe it's the

lovely night sky

Telling us we're more

than just friends

- Seven steps down.

- The rest of our lives to go.

If I fight too

hard, too hard

I'd never let down my guard

So, for now, can we pretend

That we don't know yet

How the story ends
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