01x04 - Tokyo Mater

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If I am lying, then I am crying.

Morning, everyone.

Sure is peaceful.



- Hey, losers!



- Drifting through, baby!

Not in my town, you don't!

Get back here, you import punks!

Hey, go easy on them, Sheriff!

I used to be an import.



- What?

No way!



- Yes, way.

It all started when one day Hey, there, bud.

Looks like you could use a tow somewhere.

Yes, but it is very far.

Well, sh**t, no tow is too far for Tow Mater.

Man, I gotta change my slogan.

Well, here you go.

Domo arigato, Mr Tomato.

And a do itashi mashite to you.

What in the world?

Hello, ladies.

A whatsit?

He challenges you to a drift race!



- Drift race!



- Drift race!

We will race at midnight.

Well, they seem friendly.

Mater

-san, if you are going to win, you need modification!



- Modify!



- Modify!



- Modify!



- Modify!

Modify!

What's that?

You look good, but can you race?

Can I?

Hey, can I?

Konbanwa, gentlecars.

Let this be an honourable race.

You must race to the top of Tokyo Tower!

First one to seize the flag will become King of all Drifters!

Well, what happens to the loser?

The loser will be stripped of all modifications and become stock.

But I just got all this fancy stuff.

Ready?

Set

-o!

Go!

You can't drift.

You are loser!

I'll show you!



- Wrong way!



- Look out!

Get back here, you import punk!

Look out!

Coming through!

Doughnuts!

I love doughnuts!

Hello!

Good move, but not good enough!

Oh, no!

Ninjas!

Whoa, ninjas?

What did you do?

Well, sh**t, you ought to know.

You was there, too.

Lightning Dragon McQueen!

I'll take care of this dragon style!

Spinning dragon att*ck!

Oh, no!

He's almost to the tower!



- Quickly, follow me!



- Right behind you!

Look at me, I'm drifting!

Whoa, look out!

Oh, no!

We're running out of road!



- No!

I can't stop!



- Then go!

Lightning dragon fireball!

Cannonball!

Victory is mine.

Well, hey.

There you are.

Where did you come from?

I come from Radiator Springs.

You cannot defeat me!



- I can, too.



- Cannot!



- Can, too.



- Cannot!



- Can, too!

Can, too!

Can, too!



- Cannot, cannot, cannot!



- Can, too!

Can, too!

Can, too!



- Stop saying that!

I win.

No!

I'm stock!

And that's how I become Tokyo Mater, King of all the Drifters.

What?

Mater, that did not happen.

Oh, yeah?

Says you Modify!

Look at me!

I'm modified!