01x08 - Moon Mater

[bunniefuu]

Houston, if I'm lying, I'm crying.

Wow, check out that moon.



- Yep, I been up there.



- You have not.

Oh, yeah, it's real purty?

It all started when I was towing this car to Florida.

And then suddenly, Houston had a problem!

Houston, I have a problem.

It's Impala XIII!



- He's stuck on the moon.



- He needs a tow.

Where on Earth are we gonna get a tow?

Well, that guy's got a tow.

And with a little bit of training, I became a genuine auto

-naut.

What's going on, ladies?



- Good luck, Mater.



- The world's counting on you!

Welcome aboard, Mater.

My name's Roger.

Well, howdy there, Roger.

Prepare for takeoff.

Let's burn this candle!

T

-minus ten,

- nine Main engine start.

Seven, six

- Oh, boy!

I've never been

- to the moon before, Roger.



- five

- You'll love it.

It's real nice.



- four, three, two, one.

Booster ignition.

And we have lift

-off of Roger Shuttle on Impala XIII rescue mission.

I love my job!

We have cleared the tower.

It's all up to Mater, now.

Booster rockets 1 and 2 disengaged.

Roger, Roger.

You are clear to burn.

See you later, Earth.

You are on approach to the moon.

Prepare for moon landing.

Open cargo bay doors.

Roger!

Operation Tow Mater is go.

Okey

-dokey.

Good luck, Mater.

See you back on Earth.

Roger

-dodger, Roger.

Whoa!

Moon Mater has landed.

Thank goodness you're here, Mater.

Quick, connect your rescue apparatus to the frontal structural component of the linear axle assembly.

Pronto.

How about I just give you a tow?

Mission accomplished.

Now, take us home.

Rotate thrusters.



- Got it!

Check.



- Prime ignition.



- Pivot bolster columns.



- What?

Disengage inertial dampener.

Ignite propulsion system.



- Blast off!



- Whoa!

Well, there l was, doing 17,000 miles an hour.

17,000 miles an hour?

No way!

Yes way.

But that was nothing compared to you.

Oh, yeah!

This is awesome!



- Watch out for re

-entry!



- What?

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

Don't worry, I got you.

Yes siree!

We was a couple of bona fide heroes.

So, Mater, when does an astronaut eat?

At launch time.



- Oh, come on.

That did not happen.



- Well, suit yourself.



- Mater!

Houston has another problem!



- Roger, Roger!

Let's burn this candle!

Oh, yeah!