[device beeps]
- Executive Agent Croft,
what are you doing here?
- Quality control.
Why are you not out
in the field, Agent Schloder?
Why are you not out
in the field, Agent Schloder?
- We haven't received
any Decepticon alarms.
- Why wait for alarms?
Decepticons are all around us,
Decepticons are all around us,
disguised in plain sight.
- Well, yes,
and GHOST gets involved
when they start trouble.
and GHOST gets involved
when they start trouble.
- They are trouble, inherently.
Let's not wait for it
to start before acting.
Let's not wait for it
to start before acting.
- But we have state of the art
surveillance and analytics
to assess thr*at levels
and keep us ahead...
- Global Hazard
and Ordinance Strike Team.
- Global Hazard
and Ordinance Strike Team.
Which part of the GHOST
acronym makes us sound
like a reactionary agency?
like a reactionary agency?
Your team's Deception arrest
record is light this month.
Go do your job, little brother.
- Can do, sis.
- Can do, sis.
I mean, yes,
Executive Agent Croft.
All recovery agents deploy.
We have a mission.
[all bickering]
- Can you move your...
- Agh.
- Can you move your...
- Agh.
- Okay, focus up.
I know it's
a little tight in here
with all the new members
of our t...
with all the new members
of our t...
family, but while Robby
and Mo are in human school,
I thought we could talk
about the most important part
I thought we could talk
about the most important part
of being a Transformer.
- Having an adequate space
in which to learn and live?
- Having an adequate space
in which to learn and live?
- Choosing your alt mode.
An alt mode isn't just
another way to get around.
It's a form of protection,
It's a form of protection,
protection for you
and this whole family.
GHOST is out there arresting
any Cybertronian they find,
GHOST is out there arresting
any Cybertronian they find,
so staying safe
and staying hidden
is all the more important.
- [chuckling]
- How is that funny, Hashtag?
- How is that funny, Hashtag?
- Okay, so it sounded like
you were gonna talk
for a really long time,
so I looked up
Bumblebee alt mode, and...
so I looked up
Bumblebee alt mode, and...
- Whoa.
You're so...
- Cute!
- Wow.
- And this was a disguise?
- And this was a disguise?
- [laughing]
Is this you?
[laughing]
[laughing]
- So why'd you switch vehicles?
- My old alt mode was revealed.
So I needed a new disguise
So I needed a new disguise
so I could disappear.
- How do I...I mean, us...we...
[laughs]
How do...how do we choose
[laughs]
How do...how do we choose
our alt modes?
- I'm gonna let Twitch and
Thrash take the lead on that.
They know what it's like to be
a Terran finding a new form.
They know what it's like to be
a Terran finding a new form.
So today, they're in charge.
- I was once
a protoform like you.
- I was once
a protoform like you.
Then I saw this drone,
and I said to myself,
that could be me.
that could be me.
- Okay, you scanned it
by accident.
My alt mode has meaning.
Your alt mode can be an
expression of your personality.
Your alt mode can be an
expression of your personality.
Rocinante!
[engine revving]
[engine revving]
- Anyway,
you can all learn from us.
And together, we'll pick the
perfect alt modes for everyone!
And together, we'll pick the
perfect alt modes for everyone!
- No, thank you.
I like who I am as I am.
I like who I am as I am.
Besides,
I'm working on something
that requires my attention.
- Nightshade, wait!
- Nightshade, wait!
I could help.
I have a third wheel!
- Well, I'm ready
to learn, Twitch.
- Well, I'm ready
to learn, Twitch.
But I don't want my alt mode
to be an accident.
I want it to be perfect,
like Bumblebee's.
like Bumblebee's.
- Boundaries, Jawbreaker.
We'll find you
something less...me.
We'll find you
something less...me.
- Aah!
- You got this?
- [laughs]
- Who's ready
for the ultimate adventure?
- Who's ready
for the ultimate adventure?
You are!
- Right.
I think I just found
a life hack
for DIY breakfast pastries.
for DIY breakfast pastries.
- Well, I've got the life hack
for life.
- [chortling]
Wha...
- We're going into town
to find you an alt mode.
to find you an alt mode.
- Twitch, come back,
this is the only spot
in the barn that gets
a good Wi-Fi signal!
- Pick whatever vehicle
you want to scan.
Ooh, how 'bout a sporty coupe?
Ooh, how 'bout a sporty coupe?
Or a zippy hybrid.
[gasps]
Station wagon.
[gasps]
Station wagon.
- What's going on?
I can't get a signal.
- Hashtag, there's
no Wi-Fi out here.
Now focus.
We're here to find you
Now focus.
We're here to find you
an alt mode, so start looking.
- I will, I promise.
Soon...ish.
- Come on,
trust your big sister.
- Come on,
trust your big sister.
You'll love having an alt mode.
The sooner you scan a vehicle,
The sooner you scan a vehicle,
the sooner we can go home
and get you back on the Wi-Fi.
- And then you can watch videos
of sneezy puppies with me.
- And then you can watch videos
of sneezy puppies with me.
Plus the singing cantaloupe.
- Deal.
- Whoo! Sneezy puppy time.
- Whoo! Sneezy puppy time.
- [gasps]
Hashtag!
You scanned a GHOST van!
We're supposed
to hide from GHOST,
not become them.
- You said pick
whatever I wanted.
- You said pick
whatever I wanted.
- Oh, no, shh, shh,
it's...it's fine.
It's fine.
Just change back,
and...
- Mission frosty complete.
You're welcome.
Let's get back to HQ.
You're welcome.
Let's get back to HQ.
- Uh, who got
the Berry Mash-Manilow?
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
That's me.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
That's me.
- Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
- You licked this, didn't you?
- You licked this, didn't you?
- Okay, no pressure.
I know you keep
changing the subject
I know you keep
changing the subject
'cause you don't want
to talk about alt modes,
but there's still plenty
a big bro can show you...
but there's still plenty
a big bro can show you...
like Fluffy Ears!
[cow moos]
- Aw.
There is no more perfect name
in the human language.
in the human language.
- Yeah, she is pretty cute.
- Is she also a part
of our family?
- I mean...basically.
- I mean...basically.
- I am so glad you told me.
This changes everything!
Thank you, Thrash.
Thank you, Thrash.
[cow mooing]
- Sure!
If you like cows,
- Sure!
If you like cows,
just wait till I teach you
more Earth stuff.
Like...
How to juggle!
- Uh-huh.
And what can my big brother
teach me about
load-bearing timbers?
teach me about
load-bearing timbers?
- Uh...
- Which one of you changed
my settings?
- Which one of you changed
my settings?
- Nobody. You drove us here.
[device beeps]
- Ew, ice cream fingers.
Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew, eww.
Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew, eww.
- Eh, Kwan,
you want me to drive?
- Eh, Kwan,
you want me to drive?
- I'm not doing this.
It's the van.
[grunting]
- Oops.
- Stay calm, Hashtag.
I'm here for you.
I'm your big sister,
I'm your big sister,
and I'm not going to let
anything bad happen to you.
- Twitch. Uh, Twitch!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Hashtag!
Hashtag!
[hologram warbles]
- It's a hologram.
Whoa!
[alarm blaring]
No! Please!
My sister's in there!
- Do you know what would
make this go a lot easier?
A forklift alt mode.
- Do I want to know?
- Do I want to know?
- Hey, Bee.
I'm helping Nightshade,
like you said.
I...I'm not totally sure
what we're doing,
I...I'm not totally sure
what we're doing,
but we're definitely bonding!
[device beeps]
- Go ahead.
[device beeps]
- Go ahead.
- Bumblebee!
GHOST took Hashtag!
- Give me the details.
I'm on my way.
- Give me the details.
I'm on my way.
[engine revs]
[tires screeching]
[all groan]
- That thing is cursed.
- I am gonna have
some serious words
- I am gonna have
some serious words
with the vehicle
maintenance team.
- Okay, I gotta
get out of here.
- Okay, I gotta
get out of here.
But if the agents see me
in bot mode,
they'll capture me,
and if I drive by myself,
they'll capture me,
and if I drive by myself,
they'll know I'm not a van.
Ugh! I thought having an alt
mode was supposed to be fun!
- Now connected
to GHOST intranet.
- Now connected
to GHOST intranet.
- Wha...where am I?
Hello?
Hello?
Twitch?
Mom?
[whimpering]
Dad?
Dad?
[electric buzzing]
[buttons beeping]
Okay.
[whirring]
- Ow!
- Ow.
- My leg!
- I can't see.
- Huh.
Well, that doesn't do anything.
- Huh.
Well, that doesn't do anything.
[buttons beeping]
- Is everything on the fritz?
- All right. Fine.
[buttons beeping]
[electric crackling]
[electric crackling]
- What's happening?
- What's going on?
[overlapping chatter]
- Where are my cameras?
Bagheri, if this
is your idea of a joke,
Bagheri, if this
is your idea of a joke,
you know you're not funny.
- Agent Schloder, the whole
system's malfunctioning.
It's a cyberattack.
- Impossible.
Our security is tighter
- Impossible.
Our security is tighter
than toe shoes on Bigfoot.
- But sir, there was an
intruder alert at the entrance.
- But sir, there was an
intruder alert at the entrance.
- Warning,
security breach detected.
- Warning,
security breach detected.
- All agents
to the detention levels.
You don't have
to be a dentist to know
this is not a drill!
[alarm blaring]
[alarm blaring]
Somebody tell me
what's going on.
- Anti-Energon fields are down.
- Anti-Energon fields are down.
It's a Decepticon jailbreak!
- This jail's broken all right.
I just walked out of my cell.
I just walked out of my cell.
[bots purring]
- Oh, no!
[bots warbling]
[bots warbling]
Target Bombshell and Shrapnel.
Target Bombshell and Shrapnel.
The rest are mindless copies.
There's too many of them!
[engine revving]
- Bumblebee,
I am so, so, so sorry.
I just wanted Hashtag
to pick an alt mode,
but then they took her
before I could stop them...
but then they took her
before I could stop them...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Cool your core and re...
- I'm her big sister.
I'm supposed to protect her,
like...like you,
like...like you,
like a leader.
- Leaders always have a plan B,
like calling for help
when they need it.
You did the right thing,
Twitch.
You did the right thing,
Twitch.
[hologram warbles]
- Careful! There are lasers.
- Not anymore.
Looks like security's down.
- Not anymore.
Looks like security's down.
Cameras aren't
responding either.
Saving Hashtag's
gonna be a breeze.
Saving Hashtag's
gonna be a breeze.
[keyboard clacking]
- Sir, I think I found
the source of the cyberattack.
It started when this van
connected to our intranet.
It started when this van
connected to our intranet.
It's using
its GHOST credentials
to brick the whole system.
- Decepticon infiltrator, eh?
- Decepticon infiltrator, eh?
Not on my watch.
Bagheri,
take control of that van
and take it down
to the detention center.
and take it down
to the detention center.
- Okay, whatever this place is,
it has to be a part
of my alt mode.
it has to be a part
of my alt mode.
So...
Why can't I make anything work?
Why can't I make anything work?
[engine turns over]
Okay.
Okay.
I'm a van again.
What's going on?
What's going on?
No, you don't.
[tires screech]
[engine rumbles]
[engine rumbles]
[tires screech]
Ugh.
Ugh.
[tires screech]
[tires whine]
Back online, whoo-hoo!
- There it is, the Decepticon.
- There it is, the Decepticon.
- Ah, scrap.
- We're gonna need cover.
- It's a Decepticon trick.
Fan out. Search each one.
Fan out. Search each one.
Find the infiltrator.
- We gotta get out of here.
- Hashtag, I'm so sorry.
- Hashtag, I'm so sorry.
- Ah! You came back for me!
- Of course I did.
I'm your big sister.
I'll always protect you.
I'll always protect you.
- Are you hurt?
- I'm okay.
Except I, like,
left my body I think.
Except I, like,
left my body I think.
Yeah, at first I was scared,
but then I saw these buttons,
like, on a tablet
and was like, whoa.
and was like, whoa.
But they didn't do anything.
- You were outside
of your body?
- That's not a normal
alt mode thing.
- That's not a normal
alt mode thing.
- And you saw buttons?
- Yes. I pressed all of them,
and nothing happened.
- Yes. I pressed all of them,
and nothing happened.
[lasers blasting]
- Uh, yeah, it did.
[bots purring]
[bot purrs]
[bot purrs]
- This plan B is gonna
need a plan B.
[bot purring aggressively]
[bot purring aggressively]
[bots purring]
[bots purring]
Roll out, Malto-bots!
Keep going. Don't let any
GHOST agents see you.
Keep going. Don't let any
GHOST agents see you.
[lasers blasting]
Hashtag, I think
your vehicle mode gave you
Hashtag, I think
your vehicle mode gave you
control of GHOST intranet.
- Ah, yay me?
- Ah, yay me?
- Okay.
We gotta find an exit
without any GHOST
agents seeing us.
Hashtag, I need you to access
the building's schematics.
Hashtag, I need you to access
the building's schematics.
- Oh-ho-ho, I can do that too?
- As long as there's Wi-Fi,
I'm pretty sure
you can do anything.
I'm pretty sure
you can do anything.
[whirring]
[deep humming]
[deep humming]
- I'm in.
- Sir, the cyberattacker,
they're back in our system.
- Sir, the cyberattacker,
they're back in our system.
[keyboard clacking]
They're looking through files.
They're looking through files.
I can't keep 'em out!
[buttons beeping]
[puppy sneezing]
[puppy sneezing]
- Croft is gonna have my hide
for this.
- Croft is gonna have my hide
for this.
- Whoo! I can connect
to the Internet from anywhere!
- Whoo! I can connect
to the Internet from anywhere!
- How's the schematic coming,
Hashtag?
- Exit's that way,
but the map didn't show
this much traffic.
but the map didn't show
this much traffic.
[device humming]
[bot purring]
- Bug boy's our distraction.
- Bug boy's our distraction.
Move!
- That's a lot of Insecticons.
- That's a lot of Insecticons.
- Soundwave too?
- Soundwave too?
Run!
- Whoa.
- You okay, Hashtag?
- Still on the Wi-Fi.
And I think...
And I think...
[button beeps]
I'm getting the hang of this.
- Then find the way out...fast!
- Then find the way out...fast!
- All your [inaudible] belong
to us.
- [growls]
- [growls]
- I remember that guy.
- Uh-oh.
Easy does it.
Easy does it.
Good boy, Skullcruncher.
- [growls]
[growls]
- Roll out, Malto-bots!
- Stand down!
- Stand down!
- [snarling]
[engines revving]
[engines revving]
[stone cracking]
- Whoo-hoo!
Now that's what I call...
- [snarling]
- [snarling]
- Plan B.
- [sighs]
There you are.
We were worried sick.
- Our sleeves were
lit up all day.
- Our sleeves were
lit up all day.
- Sorry. It's all my fault.
I took Hashtag into town,
and we...
- Got me a new vehicle mode!
- Got me a new vehicle mode!
- Whoa-oh, Hash-T!
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
- This is awesome!
- It's so cool.
- That's awesome!
- A GHOST van!
[laughs]
Looks like we're coworkers now.
Looks like we're coworkers now.
Is that all that happened?
- There was some trouble,
but we handled it,
together.
together.
- Hey, where's Nightshade?
I wanna show them
my new alt mode.
- They've been acting
kind of strange all day.
- They've been acting
kind of strange all day.
- It's the best way
to keep a secret!
- Nightshade, what have
you been doing all day?
- Nightshade, what have
you been doing all day?
- Why explain
when I can show?
I've been creating a bigger,
better,
I've been creating a bigger,
better,
safer space
for the whole family.
And I couldn't have done it
without my big brother's help.
And I couldn't have done it
without my big brother's help.
- Mm-hmm!
Wait, what?
- With the three
of us arriving,
- With the three
of us arriving,
the Malto family has
grown larger.
And while I do not
convert forms,
And while I do not
convert forms,
I thought our shared
space should.
I tried to make the perfect
spot for each of you.
Room to fly, a bike ramp,
Room to fly, a bike ramp,
computers, a lab,
and of course,
space for Fluffy Ears.
and of course,
space for Fluffy Ears.
You're going to love her.
[cow moos]
- Good to meet moo.
- Good to meet moo.
Nightshade, when did you have
time to build all this?
- Oh, I've been chipping away
at this for a while.
- Oh, I've been chipping away
at this for a while.
- [spluttering]
But we're the big sibs.
- [spluttering]
But we're the big sibs.
We're supposed
to be taking care of you.
- When you care about someone,
that part goes both ways.
- Now this isn't finished.
- Now this isn't finished.
Each of you has
to add your own touches.
- I brought the Wi-Fi!
- Wait, you have Wi-Fi?
- Wait, you have Wi-Fi?
[all cheer]
- So sneezy puppy time?
- A deal's a deal, sis.
- A deal's a deal, sis.
Roll them puppies!
01x11 - Hashtag: Oops
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Fifteen years after the space bridge to Cybertron is destroyed, ending the civil w*r between the Autobots and the Decepticons, the Malto family relocates from Philadelphia to the small town of Witwicky, Pennsylvania.
Fifteen years after the space bridge to Cybertron is destroyed, ending the civil w*r between the Autobots and the Decepticons, the Malto family relocates from Philadelphia to the small town of Witwicky, Pennsylvania.