01x08 - Secret w*apon: D-5

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oh

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so

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that's the place i don't like the looks

of it yeah quietly big baby let's get it

next time i try that experiment i'm

definitely changing the formula

well at least the disc is all right i

promised dr onishi i'd keep it safe for

koji you call that safe

we'd really hate to see you blow it up

in your next experiment say what sort of

beasts are you i don't think you're in

my field guide slapper all right screen

terrorize guess don't terrorize

your pedicons aren't you

bingo now hand over the disc

i told you you can't use nitroglycerin

instead of nitrous oxide it doesn't work

like that

huh i'm losing my patience predacons

they're even uglier than their photos i

don't know how they found out about it

but they want dr onishi's disc right and

we always get what we want

hey what's with the siren that sounds

like optimus prime he wants it too i

guess megatron was right that disc holds

the key to controlling all the earth's

energy get ready

you two att*ck optimus prime keep him

occupied while i get the disc no you and

dark scream att*ck him and i'll get the

disc i'm the best one to get the disc

you two fight him

get in the truck

well you're arguing they're getting away

tongue lash att*ck

i was just about to get it well he got

it now let's all get out of here before

prime gets us well tell megatron

kitty medford i'm the one who napped it

they seem to be afraid of this fire

engine must be some new kind of phobia

i'll look it up in my psycho guidebook

all right

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apparently it was a digital disc with no

special properties standard size 1.44

megabytes

why would the predacon steal an ordinary

disc they must know something we don't

that's likely since they're keeping dr

onishi c*ptive and it's his disc yes

you're right onishi must have told them

something about the disc but what he

gave it to dr yoshimoto just before he

was

captured he said it was for his son koji

that's all we know

we'd better go on alert contact the

autobot bro no problem

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autobot brothers we have a situation

copy that

uh can i talk to optimus prime about

this yes i got a date with a cute

convertible can this wait

no it can't

just checking

now that our c*ptive is sleeping soundly

let us have a look at that stolen disc

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the pictures all messed up maybe they

sabotage it so we couldn't unlock its

secret power data

i don't get it what's it supposed to be

i think it's a train

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d5 you see it

yes that's it exactly it must be code

for some kind of secret w*apon like

destructor five gigaton ah i'll bet it's

got expl*sives like dilithium five blast

powder no it's a robot the model is

destrone five no it's danger five that

designates the danger level silence

whatever it stands for i want that train

understand

absolutely

what was that it sounded like something

must be some kind of secret code

grandpa is here he's coming down the

track he was always my favorite

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what i've lost control

it's slowing down as if something's

taken over the train

uh that would be me sorry but i had to

say hello to grandpa the d512 stanwix

steamer also known as grandpa the first

train to ever run these tracks and today

he's making a special run so optimus

prime wanted us all on guard

first time that whistle's blown in 50

years

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my father always wanted to see this

train restored and back in action i wish

he could be here to see it it was his

absolute favorite

yes your father and i both love classic

trains that's why we were such good

friends and that's why he gave me that

disc for you

i miss my father so much

i'm sure he misses you too he really

wanted you to have the disc but you know

what happened to it yeah the predacons

took it but they won't get away with it

i wish we could find them and get your

father back but it's very difficult

we'll find him i know someone who's

looking for him right now

dang if my scanners ain't turning up a

whole lot of nothing hey i gave up a hot

date for this those predacons better

show up here this is a police operation

your dates are not relevant they're

relevant to me bro you should have seen

that classy chassis

you tried talking to him ex bron this

ain't no sport car rally sideburn we're

here to kick some serious predacon tail

pipe now keep an eye peeled

ha i always like sneaking around the

back way yeah it took twice as long and

got some thorns in my fur quit yapping

if the autobot brothers are here then

we're on to something big

hey here it is now

yeah i was just thinking of my dad i

know he's here in spirit koji

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all right wranglers hit them up and move

them out police pursuit mode

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i can't get over i never thought i'd see

this old timer back on the rails

the tv cameras are waiting for you at

the station grandpa's big comeback film

at 11 and i'm gonna make sure nobody

gets in your way

good thinking midnight i got your back

i'm with you too though i can't see why

anybody bought a nav an old crate like

that it's so slow it can hardly get out

of his own way show some respect for

your elders grandpa used to be the

fastest thing on wheels

anyway it must be very important if the

predacons are targeting it maybe but

that smokes a menace it's clogging up my

air filters

blowing his stat because you made him

mad steam engines are very sensitive

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ah wind blowing through my hair in the

open road ahead whoa candy apple red i'm

in love

hey slow down there sweetheart oh easy

there cowboy this is against police

regulations god can't cause this is

crazy about me

yo i think that's sporty look who's ever

in there you are beyond obnoxious you're

a road hazard

hey lady it's not you i want it's your

car

gave him the slip not too bad

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[Applause]

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that's it i know what this is about i've

fallen under some ancient vehicle curse

right

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oh no i hope you didn't get one of those

pretty fenders the car's fine and so is

the human now let's go

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that whole rattle trap is a sitting duck

did we just see a flying shark it's sky

bite

koji calling optimus please come in it's

the predacons are they attacking the

train not yet but they're closing in i

think that they're about to make their

move all right stay calm koji the

autobot brothers and team b*llet train

are all on the job but what do the

predacons want the train

a steam engine they seem to believe it's

a secret w*apon with special powers

sky bite if you think i'm going to let

you hurt this train think again

as if you could actually stop me real

boy we're all gonna stop you sky bite

and then we're going to turn you into

shark fin soup

i've gotta get inside that train i'll

just squeeze in through here

who tried to poison me

guess grandpa didn't need our help after

all yes he took care of it all by

himself

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so that's how it is i see that train

does have special powers

that'll send a message to the predacons

don't mess with grandpa grandpa can't

even understand you he doesn't have a

computer system he still knows what's

going on right spike yeah whatever

anyway the predacons sure want that

train but why it's just an old clunker

they only restarted because some humans

have a thing for antiques if it weren't

for trains like him we wouldn't be here

and i think he's still got a love scheme

in his boiler

you see that means the old boy agrees

with me

skype i couldn't get the train yes but i

will

that train's an animal he dragged me

through that tunnel on purpose he's one

mean lean fighting machine

well i'm back on my feet and i'm ready

to take you on round two let's go this

time

that's not fair

that old train defeated both of them

which means all the more glory for me

slapper now show them how it's done

yeah

get your claws off that cold

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you messing with me pal what are you

thinking i was thinking toads have big

mouths and small brains

real spike rabbit run take care of

grandpa while i take care of this guy

grandpa that's what dr onishi said well

whatever you call him

we're gonna use his secret powers to

rule the world right laser target fire

nice sh*t tongue lash att*ck

shoulder sh**t fire

hey

that's my tongue you know

midnight's got some pretty good moves

huh yeah i think he'd do anything to

protect this old train

you're crazy and i know why you're

blowing all your gaskets cause that

train has got secret powers just like we

thought and we're gonna get him you

touch that train and you're a frog

fillet

these goofballs i'm working with can

sure waste a lot of effort for nothing

once you have the right w*apon it's all

so easy

it's a pulse field

use this apartment

i'm starting out my systems are

overloading i've gotta fall back

yes i got the b*llet trains

but that rickety old steam engine still

going strong

what did you bring me the train or a

bunch of excuses the others failed

completely i almost got it but it smoked

me out a locomotive makes a shark look

like a baboon the locomotive thing is

just a cover it's some kind of advanced

robot with major stealth weapons you

better be right about this

if it's true then that is exactly what

we need to defeat the autobots maybe so

but it's not gonna do us any good if we

can't capture it sky bites right there's

no way to defeat that monster it knows

what we're going to do before we do it's

got like extra sensory programming a

w*apon that can read minds that's right

it's diabolical it seems innocent enough

just a smoke stack and a whistle but our

weapons have no effect on it none at all

my strongest ion beams couldn't even

disrupt this motherboard it just kept

right on going i bet the autobots are

protecting it because they're planning

to use it against us oh really then go

back and get it

right on schedule your father would have

been proud

he'll ride on this train someday i know

he will

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the train has arrived safely good job

everyone we didn't see much action

police cars often have a deterrent

effect does this mean i can go on my

date now

see grandpa never ran out of steam he's

quiet but he's got some excellent moves

i keep telling you you can learn a lot

of things from the old timers as long as

he's safe that's what counts

i've been working on the

railroad day

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hey someone help they're stealing the

train we've got to stop them

oh these guys are getting under my

casing all right b*llet train team power

up let's make tracks

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if they hurt grandpa they'll regret it

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grandpa don't let him take you fight

back

there

try a new route

look out someone laid a new track here

it's veering off from the route

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now that old train's heading straight

into megatron's waiting arms sheer

poetry

you ready yet yeah i'm waiting for you

i'm waiting for you one two three four

you're pulling the lever in the wrong

direction wart brain you're pulling in

the wrong direction and who you calling

them whoa it's coming let's get out of

here

grandpa where'd you go we're on the

wrong track now

oh i've been working

those tracks must lead somewhere what's

their new destination activating track

map the track ends at baker's cove

at a tall cliff that jets out over the

ocean it's going to crash into the water

alert team b*llet train at once no

problem

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this is perfect i outsmarted prime and

the train's falling right into my trap

diamond in the kitchen

am i glad i caught up to you you've got

to put on the brakes grandpa

listen everybody that train is out of

control this is worse than a stampede

how are we gonna stop it

it's too late midnight express if you

stay with grandpa you're going right

over a cliff i can't let him go there

must be a way to reach him it can't be

done midnight hold back

that dream again i know there's hope

whenever i dream of that train

fire hose

water storm

i can't stop it

grandpa no

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he's got more gumption than a grizzly

now come to my waiting claw

[Laughter]

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they snatched away my prize but made no

mistake the day of reckoning will come

and come sooner

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midnight saved him a train with a heart

good work

you understood me all along didn't you

grandpa

give me a whistle if i'm right

so that disconnect nothing after all a

complete waste of time

just a hobby for onishi because he likes

vintage locomotives secret w*apon my

exhaust port you idiots were defeated by

an old steam engine

get laughs

my claws on you

a classic all right and he's back on

track

wow optimus i think i understand why my

father likes these locomotives and why

is that

because no matter what happens they just

keep on going

it gives you hope that if you keep

trying real hard everything's gonna end

up okay i think you're right koji that

train is a message of hope from your

father to you

i never got to see that disc my father

made so i'll make my own disc with this

video and i'll show it to him when he's

finally free

koji will have it back

very soon

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hey

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