01x15 - Commandos

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is

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guys

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megatron we're ready to move

now you will be able to see the new

commandos in action

if they take out this target then soon

we will take this planet but these

decepticons better do the job sketch

they will strike like a fist of steel

nothing can stop them

mega octane has twin laser cannons rotor

has sting blades armor hide has plasma

mortars

roll bar is all-terrain terror move or

air att*ck together they're all action

overwhelming power applied with absolute

and devastating precision and all to

serve you megatron

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hydroelectric dams these humans are

completely dependent on the energy they

produce that's why we've destroyed their

dams one at a time

they'll have to surrender on our terms

and of course you know what our terms

will be now don't you

absolute domination of this planet we

will carry out your plan with unwavering

dedication hail megatron i like the way

you operate sketch ask me you sky bites

there must be something you can do to

keep busy while the decepticons are

wreaking glorious distraction

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the dam they destroyed was in a remote

location i don't know why they chose it

it was a practice run a successful one

the next target will be a damn many

people are dependent on i'll do a data

search for dams near population centers

send patrols out to protect them

this is a powerful enemy i've never seen

commandos destroy a target so forcefully

autobots full alert no problem calling

all autobots emergency alert please

respond

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quit complaining

have you lost your minds what do you

think you're doing what do you think duh

we're here to help stuart with his new

plan so he gets the glory while we get

the trash detail is that it i have a

better idea

what act like autobots

autobots i can't do all that goody good

job they do just forget it good guys are

overrated it's easy to do those things

we'll get scourge in the autobots to

destroy each other and we'll be the only

ones left whoa that means we'll be the

best team yes if we're the only team

that does follow now don't overheat your

little toad brain all right we must keep

this a secret from megatron we'll dress

up like autobots so no one will know

we'll be in skies cool we will wreck

skurge's pan and blame the autobots then

he'll go after them and we can sit back

and watch as the boats start flying

that's really sneaky sky fight but we

gotta figure out what kind of costumes

we're gonna wear well if we're gonna

dress up like autobots then i'm gonna

look like optimus prime yeah that's it

i'll have a red fire and all stuff i'm

gonna be optimus prime i'll have a red

helmet and a siren oh yeah

i wanted

nonsense if you had any brains you'd be

dangerous

i of course shall be optimus prime well

ain't that just prime transplant

well this is it the biggest dam in the

whole region yeah it's humongous when

the water goes through it turns the

turbines that sends electric power to

thousands of people that electricity

helps to run our televisions and

computers so the hotel that we're

staying at gets its power from here

right yes the whole city does and lots

of other cities too without dams like

this we really would be in the dark can

we go inside sure i'll show you the

turbines and you can see how everything

works right

been on patrol all day and all i seen is

lizards and cactus not too many of them

mega octane transform

fiber high transform

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roll bar transform

eat plasma your varmints

they're doing it sky-bite should we put

our costumes on now not so fast let them

do a little damage first then we can

make a move hey twin lasers

oh there partner you're gonna dead my

fenders

loser

you're going for a swim

whoa i ain't a lasso you know

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okay i can handle this frog stroke

swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim

swim

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right again

problem solved i want precise execution

of this operation yes sir

you gotta admit scourge has a cool

attitude yeah and i like that whirling

over his head thing what do you call

that i don't know but i'm taking notes i

want to learn that fools are you good to

admire him or stop him

all clear

come on back

oh no it's the decepticons oh bad

man i've gotta tell optimus prime

optimus listen i'm here what is it koji

i'm at the sherman damn near the lost

bogus desert resort there are

decepticons popping up all over i'll

send the autobots immediately we'll get

you out of there for now lay low uh

right

but x bronze over there how did they get

past him i don't know he's offline i

can't reach him send sideburn and prowl

have them use the global space bridge no

problem

i'm on my way

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remember

move with maximum stealth strike with

maximum power destroy the dam

now understood

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under fire

i like being a good guy as long as i can

blow things up

check him out he really went all out

we got four optimus primes here it's

kind of embarrassing you know i don't

want scum

no i'll take care of this diversion

execute the mission

whoa we really kicked him off and he's

coming this way down second thought you

guys can be optimus

exit prime

don't leave without me wait up

there's the damn but where are the

decepticons

right here you're under arrest fools

ambush my commandos that's a big mistake

what we didn't fire a sh*t

sword of fury

sideburn transform

prowl transform

oh

this is the stroke they teach at the

academy so much for police training huh

we need to upgrade our underwater

instruction hey howdy hombres

what are you doing down here i thought

you were on patrol bro we'll run in with

an extra large decepticon mean sucker

too we need a new underwater procedure

manual can we just drop the police

routine for once wait we're just gonna

have to wait this one out hermanos we

must have some options sure we do i spy

with my little eyes something beginning

with f

oh i hate that game how about we play a

round of old mate instead huh don't

encourage him ex braun you know next

thing he'll be down here playing go fish

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commander scourge mission accomplished

we're in place the bombs are set just

give the order excellent

megatron ready to destroy the dam good

now i will let the humans know exactly

what they're up against quickly dark

screen install this transmitter on the

b*mb detonator all right

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will scourge be surprised when he finds

out that i've taken control of all of

those bombs

optimus prime transform

prowl sideburn where are you

come in

tai autobot brother status they arrived

at the dam but i've lost contact right

afterward

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oh now i see

dark screen touch this damn and you

predacons are history you and your auto

champs are the ones who are going to get

slag scotch is looking for you optimus

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ladies and gentlemen it's show time

what's the show listen and listen

carefully you pitiful humans are

entirely dependent on electrical energy

without it you are completely

defenseless i will destroy this dam in

three minutes then i'll destroy every

dab on earth until you surrender totally

you enjoy the show but what about my

vacation

time optimus urgent report what is it

the dam's going to explode megatron

planted pulsar bombs with remote

detonators yes i see them

one of them is the mainland

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no good

i can't reach it we need another way to

stop him

eight

seven

six this guy's

four

three

two

one

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now you will witness my power scourge

you may destroy the dam

what

isn't it supposed to blow up

don't even go there

it didn't go boom i wonder why don't you

just hate it when that happens why is

that damn still there destroy it is this

like a joke or something yeah i think it

really is some kind of show good you

fooled do you realize how bad this looks

i'm striking fear into the hearts of the

humans now what's going on uh technical

glitch sorry please stand by

or you can let me take command i've got

it wired megatron just say the word and

i'll roll that damn

now you're talking my language have a

blast sky bite

am i a genius or what he'll never just

scourge again the shark is back on top

as i said that dam is mine in five

seconds it would be destroyed and you

humans will bend for mercy

three two

one

zero

no

someone will pay for this they are all

going to feel my wrath i like that line

they are all going to feel my wrath who

wrote this script somebody's fiance

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ah what is that thing a remote device

what could its function be

could we use it to order some barbecue

why don't you push the buttons and find

out maybe they'll have a cute delivery

van police manual section one never push

a button unless you know what it does

right whatever

i can't believe i trusted you skylight

you made me look like an idiot it's

terrible people are laughing at me he

came out of nowhere like lightning it

was optimus prime ah not prime again now

i can't stand it

i've got this under control scourge

you're going to blow up that damn now

understand i don't care how

blast it with your lasers burn it with

your flamethrowers rip it apart with

your bare hands just make it your way

you can do that

when lasers

i've got to stop them

power's going out

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then you've been waiting for trouble

decepticons get ready to take out the

ottawa brothers yes sir

you'll never pull this off

somebody throw me an inner tube we got a

greeting party here amigos get ready to

fight

fight i can barely steal floats

autobots consider yourselves a wrecking

crew

you got it

a little bit wet for a wrecking crew but

we get the idea optimus if i break this

thing we're both going to sink you're

headed for the junk pile buddy

yes sir sir

man they've got air support we need some

backup hello

transformed

ah all in one place for tonight's main

event yeah ringside seats who's got

popcorn i wonder who's gonna win and

who's gonna be the big loser if they're

both losers that makes us the winners

all we have to do is fire

indiscriminately we're bound to take

them out they'll never know what hit

them sheer poetry i think i like it wipe

out the autobots and the decepticons at

the same time yes you're really twisted

sky-bite it's inspiring

megatron respects power a bold move like

that is exactly what he likes

two birds with one stone there's a whole

lot of birds down there and they're all

sitting ducks

swords of

fury i'll have to take out this damn

myself full power it'll never happen

and these guys have got some major

firepower uh-huh

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all right rail racer let's put together

some major diesel power decepticons

begin the counter att*ck now

yes sir

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ruination awaken

man those guys are able to combine big

time theirs is five bots but rail racers

only got three three b*llet trains are

worth ten of them rage laser

real jets

double demolition

airborne as*ault

check this out

that bot can jump those are some neat

looking blades

it looks like we better bring in a

little firepower right couldn't agree

more let's do it

it's over that's a fast part have a

taste and double for me

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all right we're back in action

ultra blast

sketch mission now

yes sir

well done rail racer glad to help

thanks to your courage under fire the

humans are safe good job team

hello optimus hey

everything's fine thanks for your help

koji

i hit the jackpot it's not my fault if

your stupid lights went out i won look

ah that's just wrong

hold on it's a mistake at least let me

have one free try

let's face it it's hopeless i'm living

under a curse

you're great action team they look like

rank amateurs out there and they made me

look like a fool in front of the humans

i don't like looking like a full skirt i

have dishonored myself but i swear i

will destroy them swear on your legs

scourge your great reputation has just

fizzled and i'm about to make planet

earth my personal domain

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hey

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