01x12 - The Ultimate Robot Warrior

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increase the power on the psycho probe

cave doesn't dragon look there it is

what good's a cave to us Megatron da

Tony's mind holds many secrets he could

hold the key to absolute power

interesting that there are no statues of

dragons wait a minute there's some

dragon carvings perhaps there is

something hidden there doctor Onishi is

expert on power maybe there is a great

secret concealed in that cave of the

Dragon who might have something I don't

care what it takes get out there and

find that cave yes those other jerks can

go on their cyber goose chase I'll hook

this monitor up and watch a little TV

right are you doing gas skunk

slapper and dog scream have already left

him for the cave hey relax I'll be there

in a minute I'm just trying to get some

television reception on his monitor you

don't have time for that get out there

for Megatron's orders

what does that guy think he is I'll hook

this up if I want in the key of the

Dragon Oh talk about timing you're about

to see a 30-foot statue turn into a

fire-breathing dragon that's incredible

I can't believe it really then change

into a dragon must be a new secret

w*apon the humans have been hiding

brought to you buddy effects wizards and

Holly you guys are not gonna believe

this why aren't you searching for the

dragon trying to tell you what I saw

what are you saying

I was just watching a program and they

were talking about the cave and a dragon

did you get the location of the cave no

but I saw something in the cave I think

you should know about what's that

this cave in a dragon is some sort of

secret base where the humans are hiding

the most powerful transformer I've ever

seen humans had a transformer are you

sure about this I saw it with my own

opticians inside the cave there was a

giant statue they changed it to a

fire-breathing dragon wherever it may be

I'll find it and bring it back to you

Megatron Hey I saw it first the

important thing is to find that dragon

and convince him to join us with it's

assumed power nothing can stop us right

don't disappoint me this time

this thing is solid granite I don't

think you could change it anything I'm

gonna get a closer look

slappa slappa are you having any luck

yet I'm trying to get this thing to

transform and as you can see I'm not

doing very well

maybe gasps go sit too close to the TV

we have to research it maybe there's a

secret button or something look for it

you gotta be kidding hey maybe if I wrap

my tongue around its head and twist it

off something will happen here goes oh

don't surprise me like that you made me

bite my tongue tell me what you're doing

you aren't thinking of harming that

statue now were you I was going to do

some restoration work now get lost why

don't you mind your own business

the second is planet s Marcus that's it

you asked for it

Oh

howdy rabbit run always frog legs trying

to do change the statue so you guys know

about it too huh

the powerful statue that can change into

a dragon huh huh what did he saying

don't play dumb with me you guys know

what I'm talking about so long 10 eggs

What did he say that the statue could

transform somehow beats me the Predacons

have been looking all over the planet

for relic statues why would they bother

usually they're looking for energy or

weapons but we can't rule out anything

at this point

why would the Predacons be looking for

statues I have no idea

guys I might know whatever information

you have would be helpful I'm not sure

it's just that my dad used to go to the

cave of the Dragon there are huge

statues around there maybe that's what

they're looking for

hmm you just might be on to something

well I just hope it helps you yes Koji I

think you may be right about that

your father's microchip also made a

reference to kala the dragon I think

there's a connection perhaps your father

hid something in that cave that the

Predacons are looking for it is possible

they got some information from Doctor

Onishi

in any case I think it warrants

investigation Tigh I will alert the team

sir computer bring the Autobots up

online

Autobot brothers attention report to the

cave of the Dragon

so the normal the statue oh they really

tried to fake me out of that like they

didn't know anything about it but I can

tell those bucket brains were lying I'd

be willing to bet those Autobots know

exactly where I am a genius I just found

out the location on the computer come on

what are you waiting for let's go there

and find this thing and bring it to you

a Megatron good idea sky-byte go with

them and let me know when you made

contact with the creature don't worry

about a thing Megatron I have it all

under control I expect to hear some good

news when I get back by the time you

return I will have captured the dragon

and converted him into a Predacon sir

just make sure you do what you say you

will sky-byte gives you his word on it

I don't see it it's here somewhere

what are you three clowns sitting around

for juicy beckons the Autobots will

reach the cave before we do so what do

we care if we find the cave or not we're

not the ones who gave Megatron our word

that we'd bring the dragon back No

hey fellas we got company look at that

I've always dreamed of driving the wide

open desert roads I look forward to this

for a long time no distractions no

interruptions hey what are you doing all

the way out here huh

here kids no are you playing hard to get

Oh would you leave me alone come on baby

don't act like that it must be the fates

that brought us together again this guy

my brothers can look for that dumb old

cave besides I think the sideburn charm

is working it's just a matter of time

ladies why Hey look one of the Autobots

is down there Ivan they're going to try

and recruit that statue robot into

becoming one of them

not if we get there first and wage he

knows the way to the dragon cave oh yeah

yeah knock yourself out I mean it read

me alone don't be that way come on I

just want to talk to you

what's that going to hurt come on shiny

huh

do you take those curves like a pro I

must say sweetheart your driving skills

have improved a lot only reason my

driving skills improve is because you're

always taping me come back my little

desert flower don't go so fast come back

I'm gonna sing you a love song ah these

two going to the dragon cave are they

just going to drive in circles

next time I believe I'll take the scenic

route

so much fog in the desert I can't even

see

hey honey where'd you go I can't see you

anymore

talk to me baby

are you there why this always happen to

me

what are you doing here sky-byte I am

here to find the champion of the

Predacons you got some screws loose

there's no such thing huh sounds like

something ROG that think you is gigantic

I knew you'd lead me to the ultimate

robot warrior Megatron will be so

pleased oh wow I better keep an eye on

this thing whatever it might be it's

fading

but it is a beard I'm so vexed how could

he just vanish like that the prize has

been found and also Megatron this one

tavataan is colossal show it I don't see

anything on the screen the phase where

it was here a second ago

but it disappeared it is a flower but

don't worry I'll find it gasps

lever and - we were on their way now to

help you secure it locate that treasure

and bring it back to me sky-byte don't

let it slip away again so that's what

he's up to

I've got to figure out what its

weaknesses and then get back to the base

with the ultimate robot warrior on our

side nothing can stop us

then I sky-byte will be the second

highest ruler of the entire universe

there's an entire film crew making a

movie at the cave of the Dragon what you

saw today was nothing more than movie

special effects I suppose you're going

to tell me that the huge walking robot

wasn't real either it was more special

effects they hoisted up a large statue

in fog the area so you couldn't see the

crane gee those movie guys are good I

thought it was the real thing

prowling x-brawn regarding the cave

they'll alert us when the Predacons show

up what are you doing there sideburn

aren't you supposed to be with your

brother's right now huh oh yeah well you

see actually I acted as a decoy and

lured the Predacons away from the cave

see oh is that right it had nothing to

do with that red sports car well

whatever the reason the Predacons are

already there maybe we can take

advantage of that movie set what are you

planning to do sir I have an idea what

I'm going to need some help

Tai get a hold of the b*llet train the

Autobot brothers and towline yes sir

all right team b*llet train Autobot

brothers show line battle protocol

everyone's been notified Optimus what's

your plan they're late as usual

what is taking them so long to get here

goodbye to go in there myself are you

sure this is the Cave of the Dragon

Eshoo sky bye why would the humans hide

a robot in a place like this I don't

know but I'm telling you they're around

here somewhere

the guys pretty huge he shouldn't be too

hard to spot I'm going inside to find

the dragon you three stay out here now

if you see those annoying Autobots don't

let them inside whatever you do

understand

which way is this direction well that

was close yeah too close come on right

behind you gonna put this hair up behold

the dragon this is a very good sign

I'm wagered that this is the exact place

where the dragon changes into a robot

this is boring waiting around for sky

tights why don't we get out of here I

want to see that thing transform into

mega soldier yeah I'd like to see that

too

I bet it's cool wonder if this lizard is

a relative of Megatron hey what was that

oh isn't that so sweet the dragon is

sleeping

here you go it's Kai right you see him

if you headed this way

yes you'd be right out Oh reading on the

right where you said they'd be

x-brawn transform sigh burn transform

transform Wow well look you just showed

up they must want the dragon to come on

we can't let them inside cast okay

that's right we can't let them in the

cave

remember what sky-byte said Robert this

is a sacred place we don't take kindly

to desecrators unless you want to mess

with us

clear out right now you're the ones will

be cleared out right later

I really resent having to be the caboose

parts perfect for you shop i Colin keep

walking yeah he's still in there I have

to convince him that he should come join

the Predacon huh there is a flagon it's

been sniffles come on you cards we have

to grab him somehow and bring him back

for reprogramming wow I've never seen

such a powerful dragon when he gets

really angry he changes into a giant

robot statue oh yeah don't make him

angry whatever you do he's too powerful

for us he's unstoppable we should really

get out of here while we still have the

chance that was terrible sounded like

they were just reading their line maybe

to give it some hope sky-byte any

suggestions on how we wrap him up we

have to pin him down somehow so he

doesn't move okay hey you guys don't

even think about it

if you anger the Beast he will transform

into this huge warrior you'll be sorry

if you provoke him believe me

hey you're right the dragon hasn't fired

once I knows good for not no robots he's

got a point so one-sided att*ck will

have to fire on the Autobots to make it

look realistic

railspike what are you doing exhibit

yeah these too much for us we're going

to have to retreat we can't take it look

at those cowards run away alright let's

take them down

rapid run we don't get out of here we'll

be exposed

now's as good a time as any Frank to God

he's going inside the cave to change now

alright let's get ready watch the smoke

that dragon should change is dying all

right guys come on in

great job really great this miss

Hollywood smoke look realistic

all right Midnight Express are you ready

for our big entrance I'm ready to go

optimist it's just that you're a little

too heavy I hope I don't get a high

powered hernia aah

hey look he's coming out oh look at its

most reticular I remember this guy

seriously lard

what do you think you're doing don't

retreat go and get him and bring him

back to Megatron come on I'll wait for

you you get it I'll wait for you

a bad idea no I promise I won't do

anything bad again just donor I promise

please Oh No

oh this is gonna hurt no know how to get

a word

look you can't get up something must be

wrong

now what are we gonna do don't worry

I'll take care of it just spray a lot of

that smoke out there

as a chance to grab em come on transform

hey wait a minute something's happening

look he's getting up

what is Optimus Prime doing here the

giant robot protects this land I won't

let you take him leave now while you

still can

Optimus Prime transform

battle mode laser cannon

engages the Turkish but you'll never

defeat the front of God now he's okay

come here Otis the first one to run away

I need the retreat good job crew now

let's go into the cave of the dragon and

check it out hey this thing is heavy

can I let it down now I think I pulled

the cable sorryto whine lower it down

carefully

ah that's better

towline we're supposed to return that to

the movie set I must say these real

statues are a whole lot more impressive

than that phony Hollywood one these

statues don't move do they of course not

I stand corrected

well can we go again

hey something fell out of a ten I

haven't seen one of these the Golden Age

of Cybertron and who put it in that

statue excellent question and I want to

know why let's bring it back to the lab

and we'll check it out it's ironic that

the Predacons were looking for some

mythical beast when what they probably

wanted is right here upon my hand