02x30 - Child's Play

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Transformers". Aired: September 17, 1984 – November 11, 1987.*
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Focuses on the Transformers, split into two warring factions: the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons as they crash land on Earth and continue their eons long conflict there.

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5: Transformers: The Headmasters
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02x30 - Child's Play

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♪ The Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots wage their battle to destroy
the evil forces of the Decepticons. ♪

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ Robots in disguise ♪

♪ The Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ The Transformers ♪

As general manager of this stadium...

I respectfully request that
you allow us to play!

Since the humans are so eager to play...

this stadium will make
a perfect space bridge.

Why don't you accommodate them?

How about batting practice?

See if he can hit some of my fastballs.

Skywarp, think fast!

Leave me alone!

Stop!

Still in the mood for baseball?

- Help us! - Put us down!

Okay, Decepticons,
it's our turn to bat.

Autobots!

How about a game of catch, Autobots?

Strike , Decepticons.

Strike !

Try my rocket ball, shorty.

Time for a pinch hitter.

Now thats what I call a grand slam!

Batter up.

I got him!

Strike , Megatron.

You're out!

If I can deduce the
schematical configurations...

we can deactivate the Space Bridge.

No, it can't be!

My energon cubes are gone.

- Another Decepticon trick.
- You mean, an Autobot trick.

So where are we?

Evidently the Space Bridge
transported us to this alien Planet.

Be very cautious, Autobots.

Get this thing off me!

That sphere, is it mechanical?

I don't think its even
self motivating.

Whatever it is,
I hope it's friendly.

- Well? - Well what?

Get this thing off me!

Alert, alert:

Assistance required.

One of my missiles
can stop anything.

Don't come near me. Get away!

Ravage, do something, quick!

It looks like the Decepticons
have their hands full.

Good, let's load the energon
cubes into my trailer...

and get out of here.

- Do something!
- You can't leave us.

Get us out of here.

Autobots,
transform and roll out!

The entire bridge is going to...

There she blows!

Let's get back to Teletraan
and try to figure out...

what happened to
Prime and the others.

Autobots, Transform!

Look Optimus, a building.

It is completely deserted.

And it appears to be an
extremely solid construction.

I don't think we'll
find any answers here.

You're not gonna believe it.

No!

Don't come near me, you monster!

Release me or your i'll...

Big talker.

Get off me, you ass!

It's a giant boy.

Actually, it's all a matter of perspective.

We are miniature robots to him.

And breakfast to his pet.

Don't make a sound.

Do you like our new toys, Nitro?

Whats the matter?

Hang on to your stabilizers.

Nitro, get away from
that building set.

Here we go again.

That wasn't very nice.

I've had enough of this.

Come back here, you're mine!
There!

Nitro, get him!

There, now you can
fly all you want.

You think a little piece
of string will stop me?

Good work, Nitro.

I'll put you some place
where you can't run away.

Just the spot.

Here is a friend Toyo-Pooper.

Every robot for himself!

Caught ya!

Release me or...

Now where could that funny loking one be?

Autobots

- Starscream! Why you...
- Everybody out!

And get these energon cubes out
of here before they all explode.

No!

Let me handle this.

That was very, very bad.

You saved my building set, thank you.

All in the line of duty.

Hey wait.

Be careful, we are
extremely fragile creatures.

My name is Aaron,
what are your names?

We are called Autobots.

I'm Optimus Prime,
leader of Autobots.

This is Perceptor.

Bumblebee

And Inferno.

And the others are Decepticons,
be careful of them.

Aaron,
can you tell us where we are?

- Sure, you are...
- Aaron!

Aaron, you're not playing with
fire, are you?

Not me mom,
it was the Decepticons.

Aren't you a little old to make
up imaginary things like this?

I didn't make them up, look!

Get that disgusting
creature out of my face.

There is more.

This one was a robot,
but it turned into a plane.

You see? Now he is a robot again.

Wasn't that great, dad?
They all can do that.

Fine son, but we better
put them away before...

What, a-another one?

Don't let them get away!

- There they go.
- Come back here!

Don't worry Autobots,
I won't let them get ya.

There, got him.

You forgot one.

Wow, look what I found.

Hand it over, son.

It bit me!

Is that all, Aaron?

Yes, sir, that's all the Decepticons.

Tell the truth, Aaron,

we do not know where these
creatures might have been.

They may be very dangerous.

Get away from there, Nitro.

Aaron, where did you get these?

They are the Autobots,
and they are my friends.

That fire engine saved my
building set from burning.

You should have seen
it, Mom, it was great.

It's alive!

I don't know what's
going on here,

but I'm calling the authorities.

Still no sign of the Autobots.

Teletraan can't seem to
determine their location.

Darn if they could only reach us somehow.

How? From where?

I've already contacted Cybertron
and they're not there.

To tell you the truth,
I have no idea where they are.

The authorities won't hurt my
friends, will they, mom?

That's enough, Aaron. I'm sure
they'll take good care of them.

Get away from me,
you green-faced fool!

Fiesty little creatures, aren't they?

What are they?

Where did they come from?

Well we don't know.

I think we'll have to
dissect them to find out.

Dissect them?

- You mean cut them open?
- That's right.

We have to find out
what makes them tick.

Get those creatures of the cage
out here too and we'll get to work.

No! Leave them alone!

Give them to me!

Aaron, wait!

Come back, Aaron,
we must examine them!

He's around here somewhere, c'mon.

Boy, are we in trouble now.

Hey Aaron, wait up!

- Hi Marty.
- What's you got behind your back?

Nothing, Marty.

Come on, goosehead,
I saw you hiding it from me.

Look, hand it over
before I rearrange your face.

It's nothing, Marty.

Says you, hand it over.

Yuck, what a dump.

One last chance, airhead.

Give it to me or
I break your nose.

Looks like your birdie flew the coop.

I can't blame them,
being around a nerd like you.

You guys okay in there?

Uh...little sticky, but okay.

Boy, are you lucky, that guy would
have stepped on you for sure.

Marty is the meanest
guy in the universe.

He's never up with Megatron.

- Who is Megatron?
- He's the leader of the Decepticons.

Those other robots back at the lab.

Finally, now let's go...

before we lose the
Autobots completely.

We are just a block from my house.

When we get there,

I'll hide you where
no one will ever find you.

Aaron, I'm afraid we can't stay.

- We belong on earth.
- Earth?

Where is earth?

It is the third
planet from the sun.

The sun?

It is one of the stars
you see in the sky at night.

Exactly.

Like the ones I look at
through my dad's big telescope?

- That's right, Aaron.
- Optimus.

If that telescope is powerful enough...

We may have just
found our ticket home.

Then let's hurry,
before somebody finds us.

- Due right.
- Good work, Soundwave.

There he is, grab him!

Hide, Autobots,
meet me at my house.

Autobots located.

This water is filthy.

Starscream.

I see you are right where you
belong, Optimus Prime.

You'll pay for that, Starscream.

Quiet before I turn
you into spare parts.

You make me burn, Starscream.

I'll take over,
Optimus, he's my size.

The pen is mightier than the
staff, Soundwave.

Prime, help me!

Don't move, Perceptor!

Hang on, buddy, I'll save you!

But who will save you?

Me!

Thanks for the lift, Inferno.

Anytime, Bumble.

Hold it guys,
it looks like surfs up.

Decepticons,
up through the grid, fast!

Climb in, let's ride
this wave to shore.

Now, let's go to Aaron's house.

Aaron, you shouldn't have
helped those creatures escape.

They look nice enough,
but they could have germs.

But they were my friends.

And they were nice to me.

It's time to go to sleep, son.

We'll talk about it in the morning.

The creature lives in this vicinity.

Let's grab the energon cubes
and find a way off this planet.

This is it, now all we need
is a way to get inside.

And I think we just found it.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Autobots, you made it!

Thanks to Nitro.

Utilising the energon cubes,

I can modify my light cannon...

into a transport beam.

Amplifying the rays
through this telescope.

- Don't tell us about it, just do it.
- But where are the cubes?

Are these what you mean?

- Alright, Aaron.
- Excellent, my friend.

Once activated, the beam will
only remain for a short time.

It worked.

Now climb on to the light beam
and we'll be home in seconds.

Thank you, Perceptor.

But we are taking
this ride back to Earth.

Stand back, Autobots.

Or I'll blast him into silicon dust.

I'll stop him, Optimus Prime.

No, Aaron, let them go.

We can't risk Bumblebee.

Very wise, Prime.

Thanks, Nitro.

But now we're really stuck.

Empty, we failed.

And the Decepticons
are back on Earth.

Thrust: This isn't the type of
welcome I had in mind.

Who cares,

as long as there aren't
any green monsters around.

AHHH! GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME! AHHHH!

As long as we stay here,
we'll never be safe.

Hey, I got an idea.

Yeah, here it is.

It's really neat, it flies all around my
room up to the ceiling and everything.

Smokescreen: A rocket ship!

Inferno: A toy rocket ship.

Perceptor Well, anything's worth a try.

With some modifications
to the propulsion core—

Optimus: Perceptor, just do it.

You're the best,
I'll miss you.

Every time you look through
your telescope at the stars...

You'll know that your
friends are out there.

I feel the same way about you, Nitro.

Countdown.

, , , , .

Lift off!

- Goodbye, Autobots!
- Farewell, Aaron

And thanks.
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