01x08 - Leaky Faucet/Catrina's Birthda

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x08 - Leaky Faucet/Catrina's Birthda

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[cheerful melodic music]




[cheerful piano music]

♪ OH, WEENIE AND I

♪ ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. ♪

ruff

arr-ruff

woof

♪ COME WIND OR SNOW OR FLOOD, ♪

tink, tink, tink

♪ WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER. ♪

arr-ruff

bloop

[gasps]

bloop

bloop, bloop

♪ OH, WEENIE AND I

♪ ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. ♪

bloop

woof, arr-woof

♪ OH, WEENIE AND I--

bloop

[gasps]

HEY, WEENIE, WHAT'S MAKING THAT NOISE?

arr-roo

LET'S GO TO THE KITCHEN AND FIND OUT.

bloop

bloop

HMM.

bloop

HEY, WEENIE,

LET'S GO PLAY THE PIANO IN THE OTHER ROOM.

HERE WE GO.

GOING TO PLAY THE PIANO IN THE OTHER ROOM.

[humming] DUM-DEE-DUM-DUM-DUM.

bloop

AHA!

GOTCHA!

I FIGURED IT OUT, WEENIE.

WE HAVE A LEAKY FAUCET.

bloop

arr-ruff

squeak

bloop, bloop

[squeaking]

bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop

[squeaking]

I'M GOING TO NEED MY WRENCH FOR THIS.

bloop

[clinking]

bloop

[clinking]

bloop

[clinking]

OH, WEENIE, I CAN'T FIND MY WRENCH,

BUT I'VE GOT TO STOP THAT DRIPPING.

AAAHHH!

bloop, bloop

bloop

[grunts]

NOW, TO FIND THAT WRENCH.

[clinking]

HERE IT IS!

[creaking and hissing]

AND JUST IN TIME.

[squeaking]

THERE WE GO, WEENIE, ALL FIXED.

COULD YOU PLEASE PUT MY WRENCH AWAY?

[pattering]

NOW WHAT'S THAT NOISE, GIRL?

IT SEEMS TO BE COMING FROM UNDER THE SINK.

WHOA!

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER LEAK.

WEENIE, PLEASE GET MY WRENCH SO I CAN FIX IT.

UH-OH.

QUICK, WEENIE!

I REALLY NEED THAT WRENCH!

COME ON, WEENIE!

grrr-rrr

JUST A LITTLE CLOSER, GIRL.

arr-rrr

ALMOST THERE.

ruff, ruff ruff, ruff

[pipes creaking]

[water gushing]

WEENIE!

WHOA!

roo-rrr-rrr

ruff, ruff

OH, NO!

WEENIE AND I HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER.

ruff, ruff

AH, THERE YOU ARE, GIRL.

I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU IN NO TIME.

NOW, WHERE'S MY BUBBLE BATH?

WHOOOOOAAAA!

[grunting]

[gasps]

ruff, ruff, ruff

NOW, WHERE'S MY SHAMPOO?

OH, WEENIE,

THE WATER'S MOVINGSO FAST.

I DON'T WANT TO LET GO.

WHOOOOOOAAAAA!

HOLD ON, WEENIE. I'LL CATCH YOU.

ruff, ruff

I CAN PADDLE EVEN FASTER WITH THESE.

I'M ALMOST THERE, GIRL.

ruff, ruff

arr-rrr

OH, NO!

I'LL HAVE TO GO AROUND.

ALOHA, OSWALD!

GREAT SURF!

YIPPEEEEEE!

ruff, ruff

UH, GOOD DAY, OSWALD.

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

I'M TRYING TO CATCH WEENIE.

ruff, ruff

OOOHHHHH! I'M GETTING DIZZY.

ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff

rrr-roo-ruh

ruff

HERE, WEENIE, CATCH THIS!

arr-ruff

ruff, ruff

[bell dinging]

AHOY, OSWALD.

EGBERT, FOLLOW THAT BOAT!

I'VE GOT TO CATCH WEENIE.

RIGHTY-O, OSWALD.

I'LL KEEP A LOOK OUT STARBOARD.

YES, YES.

STUNNING IDEA,BROTHER.

AND I'LL LOOK PORT SIDE.

[together] OOH!

[Oswald] OH, IT'S NO USE.

WE'LL NEVER CATCH UP TO THAT BOAT.

[gasps]

♪ THERE GOES MY BEST FRIEND.

♪ SHE ZOOMED AWAY.

♪ IF WE'RE NOT TOGETHER,

[piano tink, tink, tinks]

♪ IT'S NOT A HAPPY DAY. ♪

ruff

WEENIE!

THERE YOU ARE!

ARE YOU OKAY?

ruff

THEN COME ON, GIRL.

WE HAVE TO FIX THAT FAUCET AND STOP THIS FLOOD.

slurp

ruff

[humming]

[water hissing]

[grunting]

[doors creak]

[water gurgling]

THERE WE ARE,WEENIE.

NOW, WEREN'T WE PLAYING THE PIANO?

ruff

[cheerful piano music]

♪ WE'RE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, ♪

♪ WHO TOOK A WATERY RIDE. ♪

ruff, ruff, ruff

♪ BUT WE GOT BACK TOGETHER, ♪

tink, tink, tink

♪ AND NOW WE'RE NICE AND DRY. ♪

ruff, ruff, ruff

rrr-ruff

[bird tweeting]

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR CATRINA.

[gibbering]

THAT'S RIGHT, CATRINA, JUST FOR YOU.

HERE ARE SOME THINGS WE NEED:

NOISEMAKERS,

PARTY HATS,

ICE CREAM,

CHIPS AND DIP,

AND OF COURSE, A BIRTHDAY CAKE.

[giggling]

I'LL MAKE SOME NOISEMAKERS,

BUT THEY WON'T BE TOO NOISY.

[gurgling]

I'LL MAKE THE PARTY HATS.

[giggles]

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME FOR ICE CREAM.

MMM, YUM, YUM.

[clapping]

I'LL BRING THE CHIPS.

AND I'LL BRING THE DIP.

HA-YEAH, YAH!

AND I'LL MAKE THE CAKE.

[all] OOOOOH!

ruff, ruff

THAT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, BUDDY.

YEAH, THE CAKE'S THE TIP-TOP PART OF THE PARTY.

[all] MM-HMM!

THAT'S SUPER, OSWALD.

A SMALL, SIMPLE CAKE WILL BE JUST PERFECT.

[gibbering]

WHAT'S THAT?

GOBBRY-YOO.

YOU WANT PINK FROSTING WITH A STRAWBERRY ON TOP?

YEP, YEP.

IT'LL BE THE BEST,

MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER!

[all] OOOOOHH!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, OSWALD.

SEE YOU THIS AFTERNOON.

BYE, EVERYBODY.

I'LL COME BY SOON TO GIVE YOU ALL YOUR HATS.

[grouchily] YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR NOISEMAKERS

AT THE PARTY.

honk, honk

CATRINA WOULD LIKE THAT TWICE AS MUCH, WEENIE.

ruff, ruff

ting

ting

OH, THAT ONE'S THREE TIMES AS NICE.

ruff, ruff, ruff

♪ A-A-A-A-A BIG, BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY CAKE, ♪

♪ HOW HARD CAN THAT BE TO MAKE? ♪

♪ A BIG, BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY CAKE, ♪

♪ THA-A-A-A-T'S

♪ JUST WHAT WEENIE AND I WILL BAKE. ♪

ruff, ruff

[door slams]

HEY, THIS IS IT,WEENIE!

OH, BUT THIS IS EVEN BETTER.

I HOPE WE'VE GOT ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING

TO MAKE SUCH A BIG CAKE.

OKAY, GIRL, WE NEED SOME EGGS.

arr-ruff

AND BUTTER.

ruff

NOW SOME FLOUR.

WELL, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH

FOR THE BEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER.

grrrr-rrr

[gasps]

PERFECT.

ruff, ruff, ruff

NOW WE MIX EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

GEE, THAT'S NOT NEARLY BIG ENOUGH, GIRL.

grrr-rrr-rrr

ruff

grrr-rr-rrr

eerrr, ruff, ruff

GOOD IDEA, GIRL.

THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN THERE.

[grunts]

[groans]

UH-OH.

THIS WON'T WORK.

WHAT CAN WE MIX IT ALL WITH?

knock, knock-knock-knock, knock-knock

HEY, OSWALD.

HERE ARE YOUR RAZZLIN', DAZZLIN' PARTY HATS.

THESE HATS ARE SWELL, DAISY.

[gasps]

SAY, MAY I BORROW YOUR UNICYCLE?

AB-SO-TOOT-LY.

THANK YOU.

SEE YOU AT THE PARTY.

[clickety-clacking]

ruff, ruff-ruff, ruff

[horn tooting]

[horn squeaks]

SO MUCH RACKET FOR ONE LITTLE CAKE.

OSWALD, KEEP IT DOWN.

I CAN'T HEAR MY NOISEMAKERS.

SORRY, HENRY!

I'M MAKING CATRINA THE BEST,

MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER.

OKAY, WEENIE, WE'RE READY FOR THE BAKING PANS.

YUM, YUM!

ting

OKAY, GIRL, HALF AN HOUR TO BAKE,

THEN DECORATE.

arr-ruff

[ticking]

ding

[ringing]

[gasps]

WOW!

arr-rrroo

WHOA!

NOW WE PUT THE CAKE TOGETHER.

PINK FROSTING.

MMM, GOOD.

WITH A STRAWBERRY ON TOP.

ting

[sighs]

COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO.

[door slams]

ting

ting

ting

ruff

WHOA, WHOA.

WHOA, WOOPS!

WHOO, CLOSE ONE.

[Catrina cooing]

[laughing]ALMOST.

LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

[giggling]

WHERE'S OSWALD WITH THAT BEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY CAKE

I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT?

ruff, ruff

I THINK THE PARTY'S THIS WAY.

YES, YES, THIS WAY.

ruff, ruff

WHOA!

splash

[gasps]

[bubbling]

[sadly] ♪ BIG, BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY CAKE ♪

♪ AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE. ♪

♪ BIG, BEAUTIFUL...

♪ BIRTHDAY CAKE,

♪ JUST TOO BIG A CAKE TO MAKE. ♪

WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER GO AND BREAK THE BAD NEWS.

[sadly] aar-rr-rrr-ooo

[horn tooting]

[cooing]

THERE YOU ARE, OSWALD.

WHAT'S WITH THE SAD FACES?

YEAH, AND WHERE'S THE CAKE?

[gibbering]

[sighs] WELL--

[bell ringing]

[Egbert] GREETINGS, EVERYONE.

OOPS.

YES, YES, OOPS.

[gasps]

[giggling and clapping]

[Snowman] WHAT A MAGNIFICENT LITTLE CAKE.

JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR CATRINA.

IT'S THE BEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER, OSWALD.

WELL DONE, PAL.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CATRINA.

[gibbering]

[all] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CATRINA!

[huffs and puffs]

[all] YEAH!

[Catrina giggles] YAY!

[all] HOORAY!
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