01x21 - The Naughty Cat/The Giant Egg

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x21 - The Naughty Cat/The Giant Egg

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[Cheerful melodic music]



[Beeping]

Hi, roderick.

Hi, barber bingo.

Well, hello, there, oswald.

[Beeps]

Ruff, ruff

Rawr, rawr

What's going on?

Well, roderick here needs somebody

To watch his cat tinsel

While he gets his regular buff and shine.

See? No cats are allowed in the shop.

Not even a sweet little kitty like tinsel?

Afraid not.

Those are the rules.

I know, roderick.

Why don't you let me watch tinsel for you?

Rrr

Are you sure you can take care

Of a lively pet like tinsel, oswald?

Well, I take care of weenie.

I'm sure tinsel will be just as easy to take care of.

[Beeps]

Don't worry.

I won't take her off her leash.

I don't want to lose her.

What a cute kitty,

Huh, weenie?

Rrr, ruh, rrr

[Purrs] meow

Oh, I think she likes me.

[Laughs]

Good luck.

Beep, beep

Let's go to the park, tinsel.

[Cheerful melodic music]

Whoaaa!

Ooh.

Meow, meow

No, tinsel.

We have to look both ways before we cross the street.

There may be a car coming.

[Honking]

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

Okay, tinsel, we can cross now.

Mwaarr

Whoa, tinsel!

Slow down, kitty.

Ruff, ruff ruff, ruff, ruff

Oh, I see.

You wanted to bring us to the bench

So we all could have a rest.

What a smart kitty.

[Whimpers]

[Bell rings]

Hi, egbert.

Hi, leo.

Ah, good day, oswald.

Yes, yes, good day indeed.

Have you met tinsel?

I'm watching her.

Meow

She's the sweetest kitty you ever saw.

Rrr?

Meow

Meow

Oh, my, my.

What a lovely kitty.

And such good manners.

You don't find that every day.

You know, leo and I have been thinking about getting a pet.

Oh, really?

Yes, yes.

But we can't decide on what color.

[Egbert] of course owning a pet is a lot of work.

Oh, tinsel's no problem at all.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff

What is it, girl?

Oh, my gosh.

Mreow

Tinsel!

Please, come down.

It's very dangerous up there.

Meow, mreow, mreow

Oh, no. She's stuck.

Agh.

You need a ladder.

Yes, yes, a ladder.

And we'll get one.

Tally-ho.

Meow, meow

Don't cry, tinsel.

I'm coming.

Don't worry, tinsel.

I'm almost there.

Meow

Huh?

[Growling]

Tinsel.

Tinsel, wait.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, now I'mstuck.

Hurry, weenie.

Follow tinsel.

She might get lost.

Ruff, ruff

[Together] we're coming, tinsel.

Oh, what's this?

Now oswald's up a tree.

Yes, yes, without a ladder.

Here we go, oswald.

Nice and easy, old boy.

[Sighs]

Thanks so much, fellas.

Excuse me now, but I've got to catch tinsel.

Ruff, ruff,

Ruff, ruff, ruff

No, tinsel, no.

That's very...naughty.

Meow, meow

Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess you didn't mean any harm.

Rrr

Hi, oswald.

Hi, weenie.

Hi, daisy.

Ruff

Meow

Hey, it's tinsel.

I'm watching her for roderick robot.

How's the cutest little kitty in all of big city?

[Purr] rrahr

Oh, she's very sweet, I guess.

I'd like to have a pet,

But I hear they're a lot of work.

[Oswald] well, tinsel's not too much of a problem.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Oh, no, tinsel.

See you later, daisy.

Gotta go.

Toodles.

[Whistling]

Uh-huh.

[Sighs]

Meow

[Gasps]

Oh, my gosh.

Meow?

Tinsel's stuck in the cement.

Don't worry, tinsel.

I'm coming.

Splat!

Mrow

Tinsel!

Whoa!

Run, weenie.

Follow her.

[Gingerbread man humming]

[Gasps]

Oh, oh, oh.

I was trying to rescue a cat

Who was stuck, but then she got unstuck,

And i, uh--

[Sobbing]

Maybe I can fix it,

Smooth this down.

How's that?

[Sighs]

Uh, sorry.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff

Meow

Meow, mreow, meow

Mreow, rrurh, mreeow

Meow, mreow, meow

No, tinsel, no.

That's very naughty, making such a mess.

Mreow, meeow, meow

Okay, tinsel, it's all right.

Ruff

Meow, meow, meow

What is it, tinsel?

Tap, tap

Oh, you like that little toy mouse?

Well, I don't know.

Meow, meow

Okay, I'll get that mouse if you'll be good from now on.

Meow, meow

Hiss

Growl

[Oswald] thanks, bingette.

Meow, meow

Okay, here you go.

Arrr

Oh, I'm sorry, weenie.

I forgot to get you a toy.

Rrr, rrr

Wait here.

Meow, meow!

Meow, meow, meow!

I'll get you a toy later.

I promise.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff

Ah.

Now we can have a nice, quiet rest on this bench.

Ooh.

Meow, meow

Mreoow

Uh-oh. Just a minute.

I'll get you untangled.

Rrr-ruff rrr

There.

Oh, my gosh.

Tinsel, come back!

[Gasps]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Excuse me.

Oh, let me help you with that.

Are you okay?

Very, very sorry.

Pardon me.

Accept my apologies.

It's roderick robot's cat.

♪ I'm finding out now that it's no big thrill ♪

♪ To cat-sit a cat who won't sit still. ♪

♪ Anybody seen that kitty, running all over big city? ♪

♪ Oh, where can she be?

♪ I hope she's okay.

♪ What if she got hurt since she ran away? ♪

Hello, oswald.

My, you look worn out.

Hi, madame butterfly.

I'm watching roderick robot's cat, tinsel.

I thought it would be easy,

But she doesn't listen to anything I say.

Yes, tinsel's a naughty cat.

Not all pets are well-behaved like weenie.

Ruff

You're right about that.

Weenie, you're a great pet.

Rrr-rrr-ruff

What should I do about tinsel?

She's run away, and there's no sign of her.

Hmm.

Are you sure?

Clank!

Oh, my gosh.

Look, weenie, she's at it again.

[Laughs]

Shh.

Mreow

Tinsel.

Mreooww

Oh, my gosh.

I think tinsel really is stuck this time.

Mreow, meow, rrr, mr, mrr, mrr, mreow

Should we let her out, girl?

Do you think she'll stay with us this time?

Meow, meow

Ruff

Okay, tinsel, if we help you get out,

You have to promise to be good.

Meow, meow, meow

That's a good kitty.

Mrow, meow?

Now let's get you back to roderick

Before anything else happens.

Boy, oh, boy, just look at that shine.

[Oswald] we brought tinsel back, roderick,

All safe and sound.

[Beeping]

Did you have fun taking care of tinsel, oswald?

It was, um, a day I'll never forget.

[Beeping]

Glad to help out, roderick.

Bye, now.

Whew!

Well, maybe now after getting stuck,

Tinsel will stop being so naughty.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Meow, meow, meow

[Beeping]

Well, maybe not.

Ruff, rrr-rrr-rr

Ruff

Hi, fellas.

[All] hey, oswald.

Hi, madame butterfly.

Hi, catrina.

[Giggles]

Ruff

Hello, there, oswald.

Hello, weenie.

[Chatters]

Gee, it's a great day for a picnic, isn't it?

Yes, it's lovely.

Would you like to join us, oswald?

Oh, that sounds swell, doesn't it, weenie?

Weenie?

Ruff, ruff, ruff

What is it, girl?

Oh, my gosh.

Look, madame butterfly.

It's a giant egg.

My, my.

It certainly is.

[Chatters]

Ruff, ruff

Rr-ahr

It's okay, weenie.

There must be a baby bird inside.

Yes, but it's not quite ready to come out yet.

Oh, it must have fallen out of that nest.

Hello, up there?

Mother bird?

Have you lost an egg?

Gee, where could she be?

Perhaps she's gone to get some food.

Hmm.

Maybe we should try to put this egg

Back into the nest where it belongs.

Ugh.

[Groaning]

Oh, I'm afraid the nest is too high, oswald.

You're right, madame butterfly.

I guess it will have to stay there.

[Bug] watch out!

Oh, my gosh.

Ugh.

Aha.

Well done, oswald.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Thanks, oswald.

Whoo!

That was close.

Gee, we can't leave this poor egg here.

It's not safe.

You're right, oswald.

But where can we take it?

I know: my apartment.

It'll be very safe there.

That's a good idea.

Oh, but what about the mother bird?

She'll be worried when she finds her egg missing.

Don't worry, oswald.

I'll wait here with catrina, and we'll make sure to tell her.

Thanks, madame butterfly.

Come on, weenie.

Let's go.

[Moans]

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whew.

It sure isn't easy carrying this egg.

Just be very gentle and very careful.

Oh, yes.

I will.

Bye, madame butterfly.

Bye, catrina.

Ruff, ruff

Good-bye.

[Gurgles]

Ruff, ruff

Whew.

Thanks, girl.

Uh-oh.

Oops.

Gently, carefully.

Hello, oswald.

Oh, hi, steve.

I didn't see you there.

Peck, peck, peck

Ow! Woodrow, please.

Wow, that is one giant egg.

There's a baby bird inside.

We're taking it home where it will be safe.

Well, good luck.

Peck, peck, peck

Ow.

Ugh.

Hey, woodrow.

Where you going?

Peck, peck, peck

No, woodrow, no.

You'll cr*ck the egg.

Go on. Shoo.

Stop it, woodrow.

That's not a piece of wood.

Peck, peck

Sorry--

Ow--about that, oswald.

That's all right, steve.

Thanks for your help.

Ow.

Wow, that was close.

The sooner we get home, weenie, the safer this egg will be.

Ruff, ruff

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

Ruff, ruff

Thank you, weenie.

Excuse me.

Whoops, sorry.

Can I just squeeze through?

Ugh.

Oh, beg your pardon.

Whew.

That was a close one.

Whoa!

Yikes.

Ruff, ruff

Whoa, whoa.

Oh, my gosh.

Yee-haw!

Whew.

Thanks, cactus polly.

Howdy, oswald.

Whatcha got there, partner?

Well, bust my buttons.

That's the biggest egg I ever laid eyes on.

There's a baby bird inside.

We're taking it home where it will be safe.

Smart thinking, pilgrim.

Good luck to you.

Thank you.

[Whistles]

Boy, this egg is hard to carry, weenie.

I think I'd better rest it a minute on this rock.

Oh.

Ruff, rr-ruff

Oh, my gosh.

It's not a rock.

It's buster turtle.

Wait, buster.

May I let this egg

Hitch a ride on your back?

Thanks, buster.

♪ Careful, careful with this egg. ♪

♪ Don't let it hit the ground.

♪ I'll do my best and never rest ♪

♪ Till it's safe and sound.

♪ Gentle, gentle with this egg. ♪

♪ The danger's almost past.

♪ I'll guard it well, protect its shell ♪

♪ Till we're home at last. ♪

Wait a minute, buster.

We're going this way.

Ugh.

Thanks for your help, buster.

We'll see you soon.

Look, weenie, we're almost home.

Ruff

Oh, my gosh.

Be careful, daisy!

Roo-roo, rrr-ruff

[Skidding]

Hiya, oswald.

Hi, weenie.

Whew.

Golly tamale, what a super duper egg.

There's a baby bird inside.

We're taking it home where it will be safe.

Can I hold it, oswald?

I don't know, daisy.

It may be too heavy for you.

Please. Oh, please. Oh, please.

I can do it.

Well, okay.

But be very gentle and very careful.

I will.

Okay, I've got it.

It's a little slippery.

Whoa.

Oh, no!

I've got it.

Whoa.

Hold on.

Now I've got it.

Oops!

Oh, my gosh.

Whoa!

Ooh.

Oswald, are you okay?

I think so.

Thanks, daisy.

Look, weenie.

We're home.

Let's take the egg upstairs.

You want me to help you?

Um, sure.

You can hold the door for us.

Okay.

Thanks, daisy.

See you later.

Bye, oswald.

Bye, weenie.

Bye, giant egg.

Ruff, ruff

Ruff

There.

We're finally home.

Safe and sound.

Ah.

Crackle

Did you hear a noise, weenie?

Arr?

There's nothing out there.

Crackle

There it is again.

Hmm, there's nothing out there, either.

Crackle

Now I know what the noise is.

The egg's hatching.

Oh, look, weenie.

Me-ta.

It's a baby me-ta bird.

Roo

Me-ta.

Oh, I think it's looking for its mother.

[Madame butterfly] don't worry, oswald.

She's right over there at the window.

Me-ta, me-ta.

Me-ta, me-ta.

Me-ta, me-ta.

Me-ta, me-ta.

Ta, me-ta.

I think she's saying "thank you," oswald.

Really?

You're welcome, mother bird.

[Both] me-ta.

Me-ta.

Me-ta.

Now that she's with her mother, she's really safe.

Ruff, rrr-ruff

[Mother bird] me-ta.

Me-ta.

[Baby] me-ta.

Me-ta.

Me-ta.

Me-ta.

Me-ta.
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