01x26 - Hide & Seek/Weenie Takes a Bath

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x26 - Hide & Seek/Weenie Takes a Bath

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F[cheerful melodic music]




There you go, weenie.

Ruff

We want to look our best when henry takes our picture.

R-ruff

Be careful of those mud puddles, weenie.

You might get dirty.

R-ruff

Here we are, henry.

That's fine, fine.

I'm just setting up my camera here.

Gee, where's daisy?

Here I am, photo friends.

Hiya, oswald.

How do I look?

Hmm, just a second.

There-- you look beautiful.

And you look handsome.

R-ruff

You, too, weenie.

Places, everyone.

Big geyser is about to blow

And sh**t water high into the sky.

And I'm going to take our picture right in front of it.

What a swell idea, henry.

Now, oswald here...

And weenie down here.

Daisy, you over here.

And I'll stand right here.

Ah, any second now.

Big geyser's going to blow now!

Here I come.

Whoa! Great scott.

Hold on. Nobody move.

Ah!

Oh, my gosh, henry. Are you okay?

I'm fine, oswald, just fine.

Golly tamale,

Now we have to wait until big geyser blows again.

That'll give me time to set this camera up.

Hey, let's play some catch.

Rr-ruff!

Sounds good to me.

[Henry] don't get dirty.

Come on, weenie. Toss the ball here.

Roo-ruff

Catch, daisy.

Here comes a high fly, weenie.

Ruff, r-ruff

Sorry.

Uh-oh.

Ruff

Oh, my gosh, weenie.

I think you need a...bath.

Arr?

What's the matter?

Oh, weenie doesn't like baths.

But she has to look nice for her picture.

We'll be right back.

Fine, fine.

How about this button?

Yech!

This will only take a minute, girl.

Ar-rowr rowr, ruff

[Water splashes]

[Humming]

Okay, weenie. It's time for your bath.

Weenie?

Where are you, girl?

Come on, weenie.

You need a bath.

[Whining]

It'll be real quick. I promise.

Here we go.

Hey! Weenie, come back.

I know you don't like baths, weenie,

But you have to look nice for your picture.

Come on, girl.

Ooh-whoa!

Oh, my gosh.

Weenie?

Weenie.

Come on out, girl.

Hey, oswald, are you guys ready for the picture?

No, daisy.

Weenie doesn't want to take a bath.

Hmm.

But she does

Like to splash in the pool,

Doesn't she?

Wowie kazowie!

Good thinking, oswald.

Rowr?

Hey, weenie, do you want to play in the pool?

Let's put in some bubbles.

And don't forget the pool toys.

Ruff, ruff

Pool party. Yippee!

Arr

Come back, weenie.

Look-- it's just me,

Crazy daisy.

[Both] oof!

Weenie?

I know you don't like baths, weenie,

But you have to look nice for the picture!

Dong!

Ding!

Ding!

Dong!

Beep-beep

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

Beep!

[Daisy] there she is.

[Oswald] come on down, girl.

[Whining]

Okay, then.

I'll come up.

Weenie!

I've got her, oswald.

Hey!

Weenie!

[Both] oops.

[Laughing]

Ho-ho.

Yes, yes.ha-ha.

Ho-ho.

Ha-ha.

Ho-ho.

Yes, yes.ha-ha.

Ho-ho.

[Leo] ha-ha.

Come on out, weenie.

Rowr, ruff!

What seems to be the trouble, oswald?

Yes, yes, do tell, old boy.

Oh, weenie needs a bath.

But she doesn't want to take one.

Well, I know just the thing.

We can give weenie a quick shower.

Gee, that's a swell idea.

Leo, the tap, if you will.

Righty-o, brother.

[Squeaks]

Uh, daisy, would you be so kind

As to step off the hose?

Oops. Sorry.

[Drumroll tapping]

Gloogh.

[Hollering together]

[Leo]oh, my.

Oh, my word.

Oh!

[Squeaks]

[Oswald] whew.

Weenie!

Come back!

Good-bye, oswald.

Yes, yes, bye.

I know you don't like baths, weenie,

But you have to look nice for your picture.

Weenie, come back!

Weenie just doesn't want to take a bath.

[Sighs]i guess you're right, daisy.

I think this camera's all set now.

Ahh!

Oh, my.

♪ She won't take a bath today

♪ Or jump in the pool and play. ♪

♪ I've gotten all wet and soggy ♪

♪ From trying to clean up my doggy. ♪

♪ It's time to give up on that muddy pup, ♪

♪ 'Cause she won't-- no, she won't-- ♪

♪ Oh, she won't-- no, she won't-- ♪

♪ Oh, she won't take a bath today. ♪

Ruff, ruff

[Whining]

Ruff?

It's okay, girl.

I don't care if you're clean or dirty.

You're still the best pet in the world.

Ruff, ruff!

[Laughing]

Say, oswald, do you realize that you're sitting on big...

[Rumbling and gushing]

Whoa!

Geyser?

[Watch ticking]

Yep, right on time.

Whoa. Whoa-ho-ho!

Whee-he-hee!

Whoa-ho.

Rr-ruff ruff

Ruff ruff rr-rr-ruff

Hold it right there.

Gotcha!

Zip!

Weenie, you don't need a bath anymore.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Come on, let's pose for our picture, girl.

But big geyser won't sh**t off for a while now.

That's okay.

Why don't we just get a picture of the four of us?

Good idea, buddy boy.

Places, everyone.

Now, oswald here and weenie down here.

Daisy, you over here.

And I'll stand right here.

Hold it.

Whoa!

Splash!

[Laughter]

Weenie, oh, no.

We're all mud-puddled.

Except for weenie.

Oops, sorry about that.

[Beeping]

Click

Ah!

[Laughter]

Arr-ruff!

Honk, honk

Arr-rowr

Hey, let's play a game, weenie.

How about hide and seek?

Arr-ruh

I'll hide first, okay, girl?

Rruh-ruh

Here I go.

Cover your eyes.

Arr

Okay, come and get me. [Giggles]

[Snoring]

Weenie.

Come and get me. [Laughs]

Arr?

[Sniffs]

Ruff

[Sniffs]

Rr-ruff

Ruff, rr-ruff ruff ruff, rr-ruff

Aw, you found me.

Slurp

Ruff

Now it's your turn.

You hide while I count to ten, okay?

Ruff, ruff

I'm starting to count.

One...

Two...

Three...

Four...

Well, hello, there, weenie girl.

Six...

Seven...

Eight...

Rr-rowr, ruh

[Yawning]

Nine...

Ten.

Ready or not, here I come.

Aha.

I know where you are.

I found you.

Hmm.

Aha, now I know where you are.

I found you.

Hmm.

Where are you, girl?

[Snoring]

[Johnny humming]

[Engine turning over]

[Bell ringing]

Aha, now I know where you are.

I found you.

Gee, weenie, you did a good job of hiding.

Okay, I give up.

Come out, come out, wherever you are, weenie.

Weenie?

Beep, beep, beep

[Whistles]

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

Come on, girl.

There you are.

I found you.

Look, oswald.

[Laughing]

That's one loony balloony, huh?

It sure is, daisy.

Hey, where's weenie?

I don't know.

I was playing hide and seek with her,

And now I can't find her.

But I'm sure I will soon.

Hey, have you looked in the playground?

That's a great idea, daisy.

After all, weenie loves the slide and the seesaw.

Let's go.

[Kids laughing]

[Snorfling]

Weenie.

She's not here.

And she's not here.

[Oswald] there she is.

Weenie, I found you.

Hmm, wha--?

Great scott, oswald, what goes on here?

Oh, I'm sorry, henry.

I thought you were weenie.

We were playing hide and seek, and now I can't find her.

She must be around here somewhere.

[Bell ringing]

Have you tried the big diner?

That's a great idea.

After all, weenie loves the blue plate special.

Let's go.

[Laughing] that's one keeno hat, henry.

You really think so?

[Oswald whistles]

Come on, girl.

Where are you?

Hello, daisy, henry, oswald, and...

Say, where's weenie?

I don't know.

We were playing hide and seek,

And now I can't find her.

I was hoping she was here.

Oh, dear, well, I haven't seen her,

But I'll help you look around.

Hmm, she isn't here.

She isn't here.

[Both] ahh!

She isn't here.

Whoo.

There she is.

Weenie, I found you.

[Playing kazoo]

Why, hello, oswald.

Zhoop, zhoop

Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt your concert, boys,

I thought your baton was weenie.

Hmm? Weenie, you say?

Now, that's rather curious.

Well, we were playing hide and seek,

And now I can't find her.

I don't know where she is.

Hmm, have you checked your apartment, oswald?

Maybe she went home.

Yes, yes, home, old bean.

You know, that's a great idea, fellas.

After all, she loves to be home.

[Bell ringing]

Thanks for all your help, everyone.

[Together] good luck, oswald.

Bye!

Good luck.

[Henry] good luck, oswald.

I just know weenie is home.

[Whistles]

Weenie.

Come on, girl.

Weenie.

Are you here?

Weenie?

[Sighs]

Oh, she's definitely not here.

Honk, honk

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

♪ Come out, come out, wherever you are. ♪

♪ Where did you go?

♪ Are you near? Are you far? ♪

♪ Come back, come back, and be by my side. ♪

♪ I've searched, and I've searched ♪

♪ The whole city wide. ♪

[Bell ringing]

[Tires screech]

Hello, there,oswald.

Hi, johnny.

My, my, you sure look down.

What's the matter?

I was playing hide and seek with weenie,

And now I can't find her.

I don't know where she could be.

Now, don't worry,oswald.

I'm sure she'll come back.

Hey, why don't you try calling her again?

Okay, I'll try.

Weenie.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Rr-rr?

Ruh, ruh

Weenie, it's you!

Ruff, ruff! Ruh-ruff!

[Laughing] my word.

Oh, weenie, you scared me.

A car isn't a safe place to hide.

Promise me you won't do that again.

Ruff, ruff!

Well, let's celebrate!

Here's a swizzleberry cone for you, oswald

And a vanilla dog biscuit for weenie.

Thanks, johnny.

[Crunching] a-ruhr

Oh, I missed you so much, girl.

[Barking and panting]

No, no.

We've played enough hide and seek today.

How about a game of catch instead?

Rr-ruh, ruff!

Slurp

[Bell ringing]
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