11x02 - Busy Buddies

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[♪]

What strikes your fancy, mister?

Hotcakes.

Service with a smile.
Hotcakes on one!

Collision mats on one!

[SLOSHING]

Hmm!

[WHINES] Hmm.

Huh.

[BUBBLING]

Oh, the soup!

[SIZZLES] Hah! Ah.

Ooh.

Nyuck, nyuck.

MOE: What about
my hotcakes on one?

Hotcakes? I don't know--

Oh. There they are.

Collision mats on one!

[BOINGS]

Say, that's what I call service.

Yeah. It's a little gadget
my chef invented.

[LAUGHS]

Coffee?

Yeah.

[CLANGS]

Hey!

These hotcakes must be
made out of reclaimed rubber.

Where's your chef?!

Are you casting "asparagus"
on my cooking?!

Yeah. I can't eat these.

Let me see you eat 'em!

Oh, certainly.

Nyuck, nyuck.

Well... I guess that
proves they're okay.

Verify it.

Tell him! [WHINES]

[GROANS]

Whoo-whoo-whoo.

Hey! I'll have
a bowl of chicken soup.

Say, how about our--?

I said soup!

Oh, you've been here before.

Yeah.

One chicken soup on three!

One cackle soup on three!

♪ La lee la lee ♪

A cackle soup on three!

[BOINGS]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa.

Whoa--

Hey, you, Steinmetz.

What you got, a new invention?

Yeah. A new way
to make corn fritters.

Not bad, eh?

Pretty good.

I got a million of 'em.

I got one idea where I--
[SCREAMS]

[BONES CRUNCHING] Uhh! Uhh!

Ohh!

Now--

Ooh!

Are you there, chef-y?

Yeah, and I'm gonna stay here.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck--

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

Four eggs. Two hard-boiled
and two to fry.

Right! Four eggs.
Two hard-boiled and two to fry.

Hard-boiled?

Right.

One more hard-boiled.

Oh.

One will have to be scrambled!

One more trick like that,

and you'll wind up
southern-fried!

Oh.

Come on. Come on.

Hmm!

Hmm!

[GASPS]

Nyuh-uh! Nyuh-uh!

Where you going?
To a Halloween party?

No, no! No, not that!

No-- I'm gonna
chop your ears off.

Whoo!

[BOINGS]

Whoa.

Last week's pies
were not so hot.

Ah, .

Oh, just put it on my account.

Nothing doing.
Your pastry bill is $ now!

If I don't collect,
the stuff goes back.

No more credit!

How about a cup of coffee?

Oh.

Hey! This coffee
tastes like paint.

Paint?

[SPITS]

By golly, it is paint!

What's the matter?

I just drank some paint.

Why, that's silly.
I always drink coffee.

Paint, eh?

Let me see your tongue.

Uh... huh-huh!

Now, get back there
and get busy.

That's the trouble we have
with help nowadays.

[WHINES]

Well, do I get my bucks,

or do I take the pastry back?

Well, I guess the stuff
goes back. Give it to him.

No!

Give 'em to me! [BARKS]

[DISHES CLATTER]

That does it!

If I don't get
my dough by Monday,

I take over this restaurant!

LARRY:
Say, what does this job pay?

Yeah. Do you think we can
earn bucks by Monday?

Oh, it's up to you.
You get a penny a poster

for every one you put up.
Now, make it snappy.

Oh, boy! Ha-ha-ha!

Hey, whiz kid. If we get
a penny a poster,

and hang a day,
when will we have bucks?

[SPITS]

Sunday night. Good.

.

Why, I-- Ohh!

Nyuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

♪ La lee, la-- ♪

Oh.

Hey, what kind of
language is that?

MOE: It's upside down.

Rectify it. Oh.

LARRY: Oh, boy!

A hundred bucks
just for milking a cow.

That's better than
hanging posters.

Hey. You're in the contest.

Me?! I never even saw a cow.

[LOW MOOING]

[GRUNTS]

You're gonna see one now.

Go on in there
and get some practice.

Oh, please. You're-- Go on!

[WHINING]

[GRUNTS] Get in there.

Oh! This is all your fault!

Come here, cow!

[GRUNTS, MOOS ANGRILY]

Boy, now we're really
in the money.

Yep. Nothing to do but collect.

[CRUNCH]

[SCREAMS]

Whoo.

What's the idea,
coming out so quick?

I thought I told you
to get some practice.

The cow didn't know that.
He threw me out.

He did? Well, we'll fix that.

Get the blanket out of the car.

Now, you get back in there.

If it happens again,
we'll catch you.

It won't happen again. No?

No. I'm not
going in there again!

Oh, letting us down, eh?
Nyuh-uh-uh-uh!

Come on. Do your stuff.

[BULL MOOING ANGRILY]

[SNORTING]

[CRUNCH]

Get over here.

What's the idea
of crossing us up?!

Didn't you hear me coming? No.

Here. Take that whistle.

Next time, before
you start, blow it.

Go on! Get going! [WHINES]

[BULL MOOS ANGRILY]

[WHISTLE BLOWS, CRUNCH]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

Here he comes! There he goes!

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[BOING]

Ooh!

Ohh!

Ohh! Whoo!

[CALLIOPE MUSIC PLAYING]

Now you see what
a cow is made of.

There's the whole layout.

Yeah, but where do you get
the milk from? Yeah, yeah.

Well, there's a pipeline
that connects the spareribs

and comes down through
the chopped liver,

connected by a "h*m*,"
through the meatloaf.

You drop up here to liverwurst,

and a straight drop
down to the auto club,

where you get your gallons.

Of milk? No, gas.

Yeah, where was I? Oh, yes.

Then you get the "pometa" side
of the thing here,

and around the sukiyaki.
You got the "pondersets" here.

And that leaves the...
frankfurters, and that's it.

Ohh.

Is that clear?

Yeah, that's clear.
But where do you get the milk?

Sit down and start practicing!

What's the matter with you?
Get your hands on there.

Ready?

Ready.

Go! Go!

[MILK SWISHING]

Faster. Faster.

Faster!

Faster!

Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.

Faster! [GROANS]

[CONKS HEAD] Ow-ho-ho-ho!

Hoo-hoo. I said faster!

[HUMS]

Introducing the undisputed
milking champion

of Carrot County!

[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]

And here comes the challenger,

K.O. Bossy!

[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]

Hey, cut it out.

[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

Ohh!

What are you--?
Get under the rope!

What's the matter with you?

[CRUNCH] [PEOPLE LAUGHING]

[APPLAUSE]

Nyuh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

Hey! Get up out
of there! [GROANS]

Get your foot off.

Get under there.

[PEOPLE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING]

Get--!

[WHINES]

Champ. Meet K.O. Bossy.

Nyuh-uh!

Nyuh-uh-uh! [GROWLS]

Now, you know the rules.
This contest goes four rounds,

and the guy who gets
the most milk is the winner.

Now, shake hands
and come out milking.

[BONES CRUNCH]
Oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh--

Hmm! Mmm!

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
Uh-uh-uh-uh!

What's the matter,
kid? You nervous?

Just in that knee. Oh.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Hmm-mm-mm-mm.

[BELL CLANGS]

Ooh!

[BARKS]

[STRONG BARK]

[WHINING LIKE A DOG]

What's the idea? Get back there.

Did you see what
he did? I-- Yeah.

Oh-oh-oh-oh!

Hmmm!

[RAPID SWISHING]

See that?

Mmm!

Why don't you cooperate, cow?

Hmmm!

Mmm-mm!

I'll fix you.

Oh. "Sabotoogie," eh?

Gimme my stool!

Oh-oh! [WHINES]

Get up, Bossy. Get up.

One... two...

three...

He's trapped. Come on.

Four... five...

six... Come on. Get
up, kid. Come on.

Seven... eight... nine...

You know we need
that hundred bucks.

Hey. How many chances
will he get?

One!

Two... three... four...

[CLANGS]

Mighty close, wasn't it?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS]

Saved by the bell.

Fix his legs.

Drag him up. Pick him up.

Ladies and gentlemen,

there will be a one-minute
rest between rounds

while they bring in fresh cows.

[APPLAUSE]

Water. Water.

Water.

Water!

Mmm!

Thanks.

Okay.

Heh-heh-heh.

Nyuh-uh-uh.

[CLICKS TEETH]

[BELL CLANGS]

MALE VOICE: Moo!

Hey, you don't look like
you got any milk.

MOE [WHISPERING]:
That's what you think!

Nyuh!

Are you talking to me, cow?

Shut up and start milking.

Oh-ho-ho! Oh! Oh!

It's Moe!

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck.

Steady. Steady, Moe.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Hey, give!

Nyuh!

[GIGGLES]

The challenger's coming to life!

He's gaining!

[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Nyuck, nyuck.

Hey, take it easy!

You're pulling
the whatchamacallit off!

Nyuh!

[AUDIENCE BOOING]

MAN: Come on!

Foul! Foul!

He's getting plenty of milk now.

[CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY]

You're disqualified!

What do you mean, disqualified?!

Fake! Oh.

Ooh!

Ooh!

[AUDIENCE BOOING]

[SCREAMS]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING]

Hey! [GASPS]

You can't do that to my cow!

Can't I!

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

Ahhh!

[AUDIENCE BOOING]

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