03x23 - Rack 'n' Ruin 'n' Ratchet

[bunniefuu]

- There is no doubt in my mind.

Megatron is up to something.

Yeah. He comes back to our

universe

with his own Matrix of

Leadership?

He builds this crazy wall.

And he's not trying to att*ck

us?

There's something very, very

wrong.

Arcee, Whirl, Jetfire.

Report.

No suspicious activity.

Just the usual creepy Decepticon

stuff.

- Same here.

- I have observed no unusual

Decepticon--

Wait! That's unusual.

A strange beam coming right

toward me.

My wings!

Whoaaaaa---!

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪

(EFFORT GRUNT)

You did a great job.

No you did a great job!

Both: We did a great job!

(CHUCKLING)

You really lined up that corner

angle!

How'd you get it so smooth?

Oh, I--

(IMPACT GRUNTS)

(CRASHING)

Received Jetfire's last known

location, Optimus.

I'm about to enter Decepticon

territory.

Maintain comm silence.

We're counting on you, Ratchet.

Optimus out.

(IMPACT GRUNTS)

Huh?

What are you doing here?

Both: What are you doing here?

I'm on a rescue mission.

Jetfire's down.

Both: We're on a mission?!

No! I'm on a mission.

Cool!

We're gonna rescue Jetfire!

I love Jetfire!

I know! Me too!

(CHUCKLING)

Hey Ratchet, up top!

Down low?

(SIGHS)

My wings!

Oh...

Thank the Primes.

(GASPS)

AAAHHHHH!

Jetfire: My legs!

- I think we've found him.

- My legs!

- (GASP)

His head...

He's missing his head!

Both: Don't look!

Missing his head.

Hate when that happens.

Look around!

See if you can find it--

- Never mind.

- Ratchet!

Oh, I'm back!

I thought I was going to be

trapped in Unspace forever!

Both: Unspace?

You're telling me that your head

was floating around in Unspace?

I don't know what's wrong

with me!

I keep losing parts of my--

ARM!!!

(BOTH GASPS)

Looks like parts of your body

are existing

at different quantum

frequencies.

- It was that strange Decepticon

ray!

- We've got to get you

dimensionally aligned!

Rack'N'Ruin, go to the shuttle

and get my sub-atomic

stabilizer.

The purple one!

- You got it!

- On our way!

But that one's blue,

not purple!

It's a blue purple.

(JET SOARING)

(IMPACT CRIES)

Grrrr.

Every time.

♪

Oh.

Huh?

Hey, there's our target.

Thought he was supposed

to be gone.

He will be.

Let's get him out of here.

Hey, what?!

Hey!

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

Grrr. Open the door,

ya piston head!

♪

Agh!

(CONFUSED GRUNTS)

Ratchet!

Jetfire!

You know what this means.

Time for us to rescue--

--the rescue mission!

We got this.

Yeah, we do!

I found them!

Knew you would!

Let's land this bucket.

♪

Ratchet and Jefire are in there.

Time to pay Ratchet

a house call.

'Cause he's a doctor.

Yeah!

And time to pay Jefire a...

Jet call?

Yeah!

'Cause he's a jet.

♪

♪

- We're so good at this.

- That's 'cause we're so

stealthy.

- Doing good.

- Doing great!

Both: Huh?

(IMPACT CRIES)

(THUD!)

Oof!

So, even the Autobots know about

this place.

- And we don't.

That must change.

Talk.

She mean you?

Nah. She means you.

Both: Uh.

Who are you talking to?

I don't care! One of you start

talking.

Huh!

I'm not talking!

I'm not talking either.

Yeah, matter of fact--

the only thing we're gonna do--

is break into your secret

building--

and find out what's going on!

Very well.

Go on in.

Be our guest.

- Really?

- Are you sure?

- Now!

Smooth talking back there.

Huh.

They didn't know what hit 'em.

♪

How is this going to take care

of the other one?

It didn't even send Jetfire to

Unspace.

You're a bolt-head.

The dimensional ray will work

after we test it--

-- on him.

(MACHINE POWERING UP)

(WHIRRING)

Do your worst, ya dirty triple

changer!

(CHARGING CRIES)

Take that!

And that!

(ANGRY GROWL)

(EFFORT GRUNT)

(WAILING)

(THUD!)

(ALARM WAILS)

(SCREECHING)

(GASP)

(THUD!)

(CHARGING CRY)

(b*ll*ts RICOCHETING)

(CHARGING CRIES)

Agh!

(THUD!)

(FRUSTRATED GROWL)

(EFFORT CRIES)

Huh?

Hmm...

(EFFORT CRIES)

(WEAPONS CLANGING)

(MALFUNCTIONING ZAPS)

Gah!

Agh!

Huh?

(WEAPONS CLANGING)

(FIGHTING GRUNTS)

Ratchet!

RATCHET!

I'm on it, Jetfire,

I'm on it!

Rack'N'Ruin,

where's my stabilizer?

- The what?

- Ratchet: The purple thing!

- Oh yeah!

- Got it!

(THUD!)

(IMPACT GRUNTS)

(EFFORT GRUNT)

Huh?

(GROWLS)

Grrrr!

(SHOCKED GASP)

What are you two doing here?

(STRUGGLE GRUNTS)

You've been told this area is

off limits.

Yeah, looks like you have

everything under control.

Leave.

Now.

- Make us.

(CHARGING GRUNT)

It's gonna be okay.

I've got what you need.

I just don't know how to thank--

Don't worry about it.

(WHIRRING)

- Welcome back.

You're cured!

- Fantastic!

You are the pinnacle of

medical--

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Let's get out of here!

(WAILS)

- Come on--

- --let's go!

(DEEP GROWL)

(STRUGGLE GRUNTS)

(THUD!)

(IMPACT GRUNTS)

Oh!

Woah.

It works...

(THUD!)

The w*apon works.

We can be grateful to these

Autobots.

Their interference fixed the--

(ENGINE SOARING)

Rack'N'Ruin and Ratchet.

Well done.

Jetfire, I am glad to see you in

one piece.

Optimus out.

Both: Best mission ever!

♪

More than meets the eye.